Another silly episode with Ryan Pownall & Kane Trujillo! We prove why Jesus was gay, getting cancelled for liking a photo of Trump, getting a dick implant and running the underground railroad for OF girls.
Kazumi lets us under the hood (pun intended)... we learn how much money she makes being a globe-trotting mattress actress... attending looner parties... making love to a burger... and flying a kite out of her turd cutter and she plays us her song about soup lol
Brad Podray the artist formerly known as Scumbag Dad comes through to call out all the influencers and creators that exploit the general public (and dogs) to gain fame while at the same time pretending to be good people. We boil down what is wrong and right with the current state of content creation in a world where more views equals more money equals more toxis behavior chasing those views. Indulge & learn.
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Ryan is back with more stories from his crazy life... wrangling girls and guys for Kanye, having wet dreams, boner pills, becoming a billionaire and learning how not to be a cuck.
Comedian Che Durena is back with us as we cover some absurd newsworthy topics like lying about having cancer and more Diddy drama... we finish off the rest of the episode discussing relationships, love and all the gross and funny stuff in between.
We are joined by a little weirdo named Daddy Steve. He was fired from Jeff FM and is now the co-host of a new podcast "Short & Simple Show" with MTV Jesse. We try to keep the show from spiraling into chaos but fail as we go on a hundred different tangents, oh and he shows us his little pecker and honestly... just enjoy.
Cody Candelario is a celebrity chef that has appeared on every cooking show imaginable... he recently won Chopped and came by to talk about cooking ASAP Rocky's first meal out of jail. He's an old friend so we quickly dive into absurd topics like dating an adult star, eating pets, cooking for Trump and crying in the kitchen.
Kirill starts laying down the law and threatens to start physically reprimanding everyone. Things we argued about: Trump wants a purge in America, Ellen's new standup special, hurricanes, identical twins incriminating each other, planning a real heist and a fan asks for advice about leaving her husband.
We called Molly and said let's discuss a bunch of topical things rapid fire: Diddy going to jail, Donald Trump at Molly's wedding, a crypto scammer goes to jail, Meek Mill being gay, dating celebrities and 50 cent being sodomized.
Mikki Mase is back. We read his AIDS test results and discuss living in a content house, Jewish super heroes, wholesome relationships, having a stalker and more!
Molly sits in with us today as we cover everything from the presidential debate, rockstars cheating, being friends with someone you hooked up with and as usual a lot of uninformed silliness.
Corinne Fisher woke up very early on a Saturday morning to come talk shit with us about short men, comedy, grief, Call Her Daddy ripping her off, her father proposing to her and so much more.
Carly Pearl has the voice of an angel. She's a successful musician, actress and obviously a hot chick with a hilarious sense of humor... we discuss scatting (both musically and in the bedroom), marrying your high school sweetheart, making art for money, finding God and battling racism with positive stereotypes.
It's Estee's 41st birthday episode. We realize we only have 30 more summers of fun left together before we are dead. We discuss getting fake boobs, non-negotiable rules of a relationship, ghosts, virgins, getting turned on by being tied to a tree and more!
Nima Yamini is an old homie from back in the NYC nightlife days and now he spends his time teaching men how to act like men. He is the cure to Andrew Tate. This is a hilarious episode if you have half a brain.
Bryce Vine is your girlfriend's favorite musician but we brought him in to talk about the good, the bad and the absurd side of being famous and making art for a living. Also his girlfriend was his online bully for a year while they were still together.
Noah Neiman is the strongest Jewish guy you will ever meet. He also has muscles in his brain which is why he makes a literal fortune from owning Rumble gyms. We also went on some tangents about Hitler, freedom of speech, cultural appropriation, fat girls on magazine covers, etc...
Ryan Pownall is back to reign terror on our podcast. We cover everything from him being jumped at a bar for things he did on his podcast... to not being able to get it up for Kazumi at a swingers party... to us giving out amazing relationship advice, life advice and sex advice... just join along for the train wreck that is this episode.
Kirill and Estee got robbed and Trump got shot. We do a lot of catching up. This episode is long, funny and a little sad.
Shwayze blesses up with all the ins and outs and ups and downs of his career, making music with Kendrick Lamar and Wiz Khalifa, slowing down and having a farm-life and we also complain about a lot of stuff. Indulge!
Imagine making millions from selling gummy bears? Whisbe is a true street artist with some absurd stories from his life of art... from being an apprentice in Europe to being swept up in a money laundering scheme to climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. It's a hilarious episode.
This episode has something for everyone: the presidential debate, relationship advice, holding babies hostage, celebrity scandals, what happens after we die and we make fun of lazy people.
Ted Dhanik aka Ted Skilla was a scranny Indian kid from Texas who became a Myspace Exec… he cashed out and is now spreading the gospel of mushrooms and ketamine. He’s basically living the dream.
Vince Ricci is the man. He went viral for defending his family from armed robbers at his front door. He’s a bad-ass of epic proportions and tells his tales of growing up, hustling, starting several businesses and how to be a real man.
Charlie Classic shows up to chat about everything and nothing. From being a stripclub DJ to surviving the apocalypse to having a threesome with his brother, this episode goes off the rails fast.
He was born a woman and transitioned into a man. He's got all the original factory parts and enlightens us on what it's like to be a trans-man... a conversation that is very rarely had. We get really silly but also you're gonna learn a lot.
Mikki Mase stops by to give us the dirt on catching pedos with Vitaly. How it all went down and their falling out over it. Was it all fake?
Honestly, we don't remember anything we talked about nor do we want to after Estee drugged us all. Matt our friend from NYC was there... and at some point we made a song.
We look back on one year of guests, absurd conversations and all the funny chaos that went down since we started this podcast!
