Vanished or Banished (RHOBH & RHOM Recap)

Too Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.

Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.

Tamra Judge.

You know it's only taken us a couple of years, but our timing has gotten.

Pretty on point. I mean me saying Tamora Judge.

I always think should I go Tamra Judge or Tamra Judge and me Tamra Judge. Like, I just don't never know how I fit my name in there. I think next episode we I should start off saying, welcome to to Teas in a Pod with Tamra Judge and Teddy Mellencamp.

Yeah, now you know what I think you like it the way you know what I like.

Yeah, I know, Thank you so much.

We all know we don't have any time for small talk because we heard some heartbreaking news today.

We're in morning right now, and I just like we need to start the pod talking about and that's why I'm wearing black.

I mean, I'll turn one way.

Yeah, it depends on you turn black on the side. I'm black on one side. I'm channeling my inner Cruella devel which at this point that's how I feel Heather has become because.

She has robbed us of our joy of Monica.

I know, God really, So this is.

A variety article, which it's not like one of our usual sources, so it's a.

Pretty legit one.

It's a legit Andy Cohen as well as Lisa Shannon, the senior vice president at Shed Media, which produces the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

She also does Girls Trip except I know who she is. I know, but I don't know that everyone listening to who she is.

I Ultimate Trip. I know who she is. But they produced New York Shed Media used to.

I think they still do New York and then Salt Lake City and then Ultimate Girls Trip.

And the next thing is I think that if Monica had come out and was able to sway even one of the women back on her side, then it might be a different comsation right now.

But she didn't do that.

The women need a cooling off period, and I think it's just too soon for her to return, Gordon says in a breakdown of the events of the finale and part three of the reunion, they've articulated it's too soon to re enter a friendship. Shannon agrees, we're starting to film relatively soon, and I think that everyone needs a minute. She says the door isn't entirely closed to Garcia, though Gordon says never say never, while Shannon adds, you never know.

Okay, let's just break this down, okay, because when somebody gets fired, especially a one season cast member, they do not do interviews like this.

They do not talk about the firing.

And this only leads me to believe that she's coming back. And Andy also said I'm watching What Happens Live something. I can't remember his exact words, but basically, she's on pause.

I feel like she is on pause.

I also feel like I wouldn't be shocked if we see her on a different reality show in the meantime, Like I wouldn't be surprised if all of a Suddenna's on Traders or Girl's Trip or one of those things, because I you know what, I think she's great television.

I do think she's goes a lot of things that the.

Fans are pissed. The fans are pissed off, they're not happy, and you know what, the ratings have never been better.

But I do think.

I think people are messaging me, we don't believe you and Tamra that you would ever film with somebody like Monica after what happened.

And I'm like, okay, I just want to say one thing. What is worse to be punched in the face.

By somebody, right, tied it from the rest of your cast, right, and then blame production versus somebody who did a fan account trolling somebody who scammed the elderly, Right.

No, I agree, I wonder agree, And I just showed the rest of her life, like granted it was sad some of it, but seeing the dynamic with her mom, her kids, she was the only one that could show up without Gleam three hundred and sixty.

We meant to her, let's put her under our wing.

I think that we should.

I think that we should get on a phone call with her, or maybe we should just have her on the pod because guess what she wants to come on the podcast.

I heard a little Birdie told us this is you know, this is why we have such great producers. But one of our producers is Sorority Sister. Of course, go Sigma.

Kai Beta beatis. But yeah, I went to the same one. I was a sister wife. Is that what it is? That's different?

Go all sororities. Yes, nobody ever, because I never girt up. Let me wear beads and show my tists up.

But yeah, she we're just jealous because we didn't go to college.

We're just jealous because nobody invited us to be in any college.

No, so nobody.

I mean, I didn't mean that to defend you, but I just didn't realize.

So I mean, maybe I went to med school.

I went to the school of hard knocks.

Listen, knocked up?

That is, I just did that. Oh my gosh, should be a stand up comic. Oh my gosh.

Well, we'll have to see in a couple of days when we go to the live show if you're ready for stand up comicness?

Oh is that a word?

No, but I get it. I'm blonde.

Yeah, I get it. I'm not blond.

But well, that's all right either way.

We're going to dig into it, especially because we have Angie Ka meeting us in San Francisco.

Where we'll be doing a live show.

And I do think this. I know that on Watch What Happens Live it said that they think Whitney will be the first to turn and come around to Monica.

I feel like with our influence Angie, we can break Angie. Yes on getting her chee.

They want good ratings, don't they write?

And she made Angie seem so together and like it really showed Angie's strong points.

Yes, she brought out the best in Angie.

She brought out the best.

I mean, she had to go after her husband, but that's okay, it's fine.

But Angie was like, hey, good with dealing with children, all of that.

It was good.

Angie believe that Monica has learned her lesson that she can't go that low. You can't go after businesses and husbands and things like that.

She's so funny, she's she's witty. But you know, maybe we can just some of her reads.

This is the problem.

I think when she was filming Salt Lake, her reads were natural and they were happening authentically throughout.

I feel like she prepped for the reunion.

Did you imagine how nervous she was at the reunion?

I now, But she prepped and so then it came off a little orange and I know how that goes.

Yeah, so do I I mean when you over prep yeah.

That's my Actually, I didn't prep for that. That just shot right out of did you.

Prep for the napkin throw?

No?

Did you prep for your time in the bushes?

No?

I can't remember that episode out there? Am I being a little and talx coded?

Oh my gosh?

All right, well, let's just get We're gonna get way into this later in the week on different pods because we will have Angie to grill and talk to about it.

I got to talk about what.

Was it, grill or drill? Well, grill, I always get that confused.

I think you can say there, but well people, Drill is like I'm gonna drill you for questions.

Grill is like I'm pulling out information.

Grill, But that's like cooking. I don't understand that.

Oh god, but.

Let me just like cooking is totally like cooking. But let me just tell you. When I was in the castle when they had the banishment every single day, I thought it was vanish I thought it was banishment. I go, yeah, the vanishment, and I'm like, oh fuck, they're saying banishment.

I had the same and I couldn't even google it because I didn't have a phone. Well, I felt the same way when I was landing the other day from the plane and they said we're sending and I was like, it's just sending and they're.

Like, no, oh really, So I'm just saying to vanish, you disappear.

So it wouldn't be logical to say you've been vanished.

Well, but vanished a word, But vanished is the word. But banish is actually the worst banishment. Banish means like to be kicked out.

You're done?

Are you sure you're making that up?

No?

I swear?

What is you disappear? You can't come back? Why do we need the same word with a different vowel? Now it's not a vowel content.

Actually a continent.

It's a continent for the continent.

What is consonant?

Continent? Whatever? Any who?

Speaking of whatever's, how would you have felt today if I came to the pod with somebody's ashes and a ziplock, I'd.

Say, that's a very tiny person. That's all I can think about. When Sutton was carrying this back, they go, he is a very tiny person.

Well, I think what I mean, I hate to use my big brain on this, but my guess was is that sudden he doesn't.

Have a big brain feeling. I have feelings either.

No, it's about time somebody realized it.

We are ice creams.

But my guess is that Mrce gave.

His ashes to multiple people, so they each got a little bit of him.

Abby was a little bit taken about.

I don't know if Abviy is a really good actor or he's just the best part of Sutton.

I need to know how long she's had Avy and where does she find him?

Well, when I got back died, I never met him, so he was not around when I This is his second year, right, No, I think this is his first year she had She had her karaoke before.

Oh remember the Swift karaoke. But anyway, she's packing for Barcelona.

She's packing the ashes they're trying to decipher. Also, I want to tell you guys, if you ever want to get ashes into a small little thing, it's.

Not like you have to open the ziplock and pour the whole thing in. You could have just ripped a little hole in one side of the ashes.

Can I tell you.

About Bronx's ashes? No, so I decided to open them up. You know, our dog and Augusta, we know it's like sand. There's like chunks of shit in there. It's like bone, It's like it's thick. And so I just like poorted it in little ziploc bags and gave it to each one of my kids in a little box. Well the picture of them on top.

But it wasn't ashes. There's no ashes in this. It was like thick bones.

I've I don't know because I haven't ever opened the box that contain my dog's ashes. I just have the box with the little I bought the I spent the more money on the cremation to just have it pre done.

Well, I had it pre done, but I opened it up to split it up.

Well that's on you.

You're well.

You and MERCE have a lot in common, probably dancing.

That's so I said to my son, here's Bronx's asshole.

But would you want to be buried or cremated?

I want to be stuffed like build a bear.

That is absolutely frightening.

No.

I say that all the time, and I want to have different outfits like build a bear. So every three months they have to position me in a way that I'm not you know, because you get rigamortois rigamortis, you get riga rigga, You get riga and then so so they can change my clothes. And I want to be popped up in the corner the house at Eddie, What are you.

Going to be pickled? How do you think you're gonna hold off?

I'm gonna be stuffed like build a bear. You put the tube in your mouth and then all the fluff goes into your body and you're like a like a stuffed animal.

You're gonna be like Mother God, who like overdead Mother God.

You've never of course you've never seen the thing.

I want to be cremated. I don't want to be buried because I'm very claustrophobic.

I feel like at this point, but.

I'm really afraid of fire too.

Auviy was ready to cremate himself just so he could attend this trip for the comic relief.

I'm enjoint Navi.

I I do. I agree too, but I don't know that Merce, if he's coming from all this class in grace, that in his heart of hearts, who was like, you know where I want to be cream, where I want my ashes thrown? Where women are fighting in a haunted house?

Yes, right, rest in peace, merce Merce.

If we knew anything about ballet other than the Black Swan movie with Natalie Portman.

Yeah, I was on a plane with Natalie once.

Oh sorry, are you bragging?

We were because you know, she's from Orange County. So we were on a plane and she was sitting next to me with her husband on the.

Other aisle, rumor has it, and she had her kid on the floor. Well what even she didn't put the kid on the floor. The kid probably wanted to be on the The.

Kid was an infant, it was a car seat on the floor.

Was she in first class?

Yes?

Yeah.

I also, before we get into this next point, the amount of people bringing Glam and their assistance, and can.

We talk about how Garcel was like, I can't believe I'm doing this, all of it the So can't you break it.

Down to me?

Because you you worked on Beverly Hills, So how does that work? So does Garcel pay for the Glam pay for their hotel?

Yes?

Do they get paid to be there or they just get a free trip?

It depends on whatever deal you have with your Glam, Like I remember mart Is the Glam on retainer. That's what I need to know.

I do not think so.

But what I found to odd was not only was glam there, there was also assistance there. Like Jerit's assistant was unpacking her. That wasn't her glam?

Well why does she have an assistant?

I mean I have an assistant, but I don't have one that travels.

But you have a job.

AnyWho, Wait, but we need to know why does she Why why would you bring an assistant to unpack your clothes to this is insanity.

I'm sorry.

I mean, so they have assistance, they have glam, they have whatever. But then what I and come at me all you want the one person that appeared to travel without anyone, Kyle was the person that's been there the longest, gets paid the most.

They don't say it, I'll say it. So Kyle had no glam.

She's the one that's been the most and probably has the most money, and she I mean no glam at all.

You see you're there putting her makeup on.

So you're in there putting the makeup on on one of those little I tell you Vanity lights that we have done an ad for, Yes, swipe up.

I was like Vanity planets, I see you.

Oh my god, y planet, I love you. So I took LAMB one time too.

It was a trip to Florida. I brought my own glam. Nobody else brought their glam.

Guess what happened?

What everybody wanted to use my glam I know, And then production got pissed off because everybody had to stagger because they wanted the glamb And I'm like, hey, guys, you finished me. If you want to make some extra money, go do it. But then production got pissed off. Yeah, so it was a big issue.

No, they have to pay for all of them.

I do know that you can exchange having a business class ticket and you can sit and coach and then have two coach ticket.

That that kind of stuff. But all of them are in the first class.

I do know that my very first season, I went to New York for a fashion week and my glam at the time, they.

Were just like, were you walked in it? Pregnant?

No?

That was I was fired the year I was pregnant. No, this was my first season. There was another wait, did didn't you walk?

I was coming back to me. It's coming back to me, It's coming back to me, did did you Was it as bad as Ramona?

My eyes weren't as bad as Ramona's. But my walk was probably worse.

Coming back to me.

Yeah, I feel like you had a camel tooe and walking like a truck driver.

I was, but I really tried. But I was wearing Erica's shoes.

Walking like you a road hard and put to bed wet.

I was why I was pregnant. Oh any hit show?

Who the dad is?

Oh?

Did it happen at fashion Week?

No? I was like, okay, I say pregnant, but anyway, I snuck the glam into my room and we all stayed together, and.

That's how you got pregnant.

I was no, this was at the arm okay, sorry, and they told me I couldn't do that anymore.

So then I never brought glam again.

Yeah, they don't.

They frown upon it on Orange County. They do not want you to bring They want you to be very authentic.

Anytime the girls bring glam now, they pay for it, and they.

Well they I think they well on our show, you have to pay for it, and they don't. They do not want you to bring them.

And I'm not trying to be a douche lord. I mean, I guess I am a first, but I didn't really like that Castle. I didn't really like any of those rooms.

Oh yeah, I didn't either. I didn't.

I didn't look normally for Beverly Hills especially, I was like luxury.

I was like, no, throw that to Orange County. They like they get the ship hotels.

I was like, I was a little bit shocked and taken aback by the Barcelona.

They're in Barcelona. I've been to Barcelona.

Yeah, I love.

I mean, I thought it was beautiful the outside, but they're like, Erica, look at your view and then it.

Was a tree and I was like, she's like, this is love. Late late, She's like, excellent, this is great.

I'm glad that I'm putting my glam up somewhere more expensive than where i'mestank.

Mcgleam has a nicer room, but this is great.

Then they Kyle and Dury, they're unpacking their stuff and that is exactly how Kyle packs.

It's always just thrown in haphazardly.

I actually like the way that set and packed.

She had everything in the hanger, and I'm thinking, because she didn't do it herself, can we just talk about No, she didn't do a great chop.

She took her clothes off the hanger put him in.

And folded it up and left the hangers on. I do that well because they can outfits topring. But oh sorry, but that has was fugly.

It was terrible.

That was fugly. But then and Garcel called her out on that.

Thank god, Garcia.

I do appreciate that you will call people out, even when you're friends with them, when it comes to their fashion.

Their sawsis.

But Durie wonders if Kyle is looking for her next husband.

On the trip.

Do you feel like Durite is giving Kyle extra jabs and are talking heads this year?

I think it's bullshit.

I think that that comment was rude and disrespectful to her. She's not divorced. I don't even know at this point if they were separated. I don't even know what they are at this stage and the filmming. But to say something like that, I thought was just Kyle's been married twenty plus years, like give her some grace.

And also, I'm sorry, dur you've never worn some uh offense where you show your body.

I'm starting to think the girls are jealous of Kyle's rock and body.

That's what I'm starting to think.

Well, I'm also wondering if Durit took a confessional class prior to this season, because all of a sudden she is able to give those sound bites, yeah, and do them well.

I said to a friend, I go, she's getting fed these bites.

He's getting fed these bites.

But I do like that Kyle like slop back with the I'm sorry, I'm not like a nineteen twenties nun or something whatever.

I can't remember what it was.

I'm just making that up, but it was something like that. And they do a flashback of her in that outfit.

I mean, come on, it was a.

Dress that I mean, half of us own.

Please, it was just I'm sorry, she was unpacking her own bras and I'm sorry.

I don't need professional glam to look good, bitches. Sorry, sorry from my fabulousness.

Okay, Then they sit down at the table after you know, now they're in the Haunted House. Everybody's worried. Anne Marie then sits down and says, the first thing, well, they're all trying, they're all making small talk. Nobody's doing the work.

Yeah, and then we gotta talk about the elephant in the room.

And then Anne Marie's mustard that's as.

Good as for the love for the love. I am so sick on Househi've showed.

Can we talk about the elephant in the room.

I've never seen an elephant any.

I've never seen and what does that? What does that mean?

It means there's something ginormous we're not talking about. But if there was an elephant to walk in here right now, I'm pretty sure we'd fucking talk about it.

Right well, I'm pretty sure I'd fucking run. That's what I would do. I'm like, elephant, give me the funk out of here.

Well, I do want to issue a congratulatory note to Crystal because I officially liked her for one episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and that was last week's but this.

Week's now, so you didn't like her this week? Tell me tell me why? Tell me Teddy? Well, this is tell me Teddy. That's a good podcast.

Tell me tell me Teddy Teddy. Okay, I'm not saying that I.

Particularly loved Anne Marie's performance either, but and knowing both human beings ye off the show, I can say there is something about Crystal that always when she talks about housewives, not just the people but doing the show, it's like, oh my god, you know, like it's just I have to do this, and it's like she's above it.

Yes.

So when Anne Marie said that, I could imagine I saw I recognized the two other.

Picture people in that picture.

I was like, hey, Jen Lavidian, like I could imagine they were all hanging.

Out at Ashback Pictures.

Yeah, yeah, Annriy probably went to that party.

Do you know one of the girls in the picture. Why don't you ask her?

Because I'm not as close with them as Crystal is.

I don't you are Teddy fucking Walters like we have you not because I don't need to ask her because I already know that Crystal off camera consistently talks about the show like it's like, oh my god, I can't believe I have to do this.

This is so interesting.

That being said Anne Marie.

So you're choosing Anne Marie over Crystal. No, okay, so I'm explain, explain.

I'm not complaying that. Anne Marie has a point and the editor so youved it.

You're basically saying that Crystal said those things.

They I don't even have to say that.

I watched the editors rewind back tape to a confessional where Crystal did say.

That, So, do you think that Crystal should just admit she said that.

I think Crystal should say listen, sometimes I think you guys are petty or what.

She said it to their faces before right.

She said, those are big words. I don't know that you guys can handle big words, those types of.

Thing that she says.

Okay, all right.

I like that Crystal's activated.

I just wish before Anne Marie got this activated all the time, like I'll get you next, maybe we would see that she had an authentic friendship with one person. I'm just afraid she's going to talk about my esophagus and I know nothing about it.

She's gonna punch me in the esophagus.

But then, I do think the women believed Anne Marie in this moment.

Well, I think we're going to find out next episode, because I think that they were like hmm, but I think they're dislike for Anne Marie is so strong that they're like, you're not going there.

Yeah, I mean, we're gonna leave this alone. We know it probably happened, but I don't want to hear about anybody's esophagus anymore.

Yeah, I mean, I think that Amory went in too hard over something that nobody cares about.

Can I just okay, So you have somebody on the show, their personality, they take out the strongest party of personality. Sometimes you can look an asshole. I'm speaking from experience. You know her off the show?

No, which person Anne Marie not?

Well?

I own no doubt like I.

Know her from We've never drank alcohol together, like I see her at my son's folks.

That's how you get to know people like.

We've never been to a dinner, we've never partied together.

Can I have some more champagne place?

Speaking of? You know what?

I feel like I get the real tam after we've had a couple of these, And I would assume, yes, feel the same way about me seeing your kids at Seeing somebody at a kid's sporting event.

I don't think is a true judge of their shadiest character.

Right, But I do want to believe that Anne Marie is a good person. She's fun because the Annory that we're showing on the show right now is.

Not that interesting or likable.

Do you want to know my take?

Yeah?

Maybe? Yeah, I guess so I think that.

Anne Marie and Crystal bother each other because they're very similar.

Okay, like like they're kind of like you, like a what's it called a?

I think they're typical. No, you to the world's.

Worst Beverly Hills Housewives, Thanks a lot.

No, I mean they are very in control of what they say and do. They're a type not a typical. No, I type A.

I was actually not going to say, because they're type A. I tend to like a type A person, like a doctor Nicole. Who who's somebody I would like to compare myself to? Okay, because I'm delusional, But I actually think.

They could be a little brag delicious.

Oh I don't like a brag delicious.

A little brag delicious.

Just make that word up. No, it's very I feel like we should.

I think they could be really cool for making that word up and yeah, sorry.

And anything cool I could ever say. My kids told me.

But yeah, I think they can both be the type that tell you how great they are.

Oh okay, but did you did you hear one like the forty like that?

I think it was like.

The variety most powerful.

I didn't know if you heard that that was iconic. Let you know that I just got to deliver the other day and it's a big.

Giant plaque saying camera made that. Yeah, and they did like it. But I don't want I don't want to brag.

I don't I don't want to brag, but brag deliciou Horse just won the twenty five thousand dollars Derby this past week at the Oh my sho.

Was your asshole on it?

Yeah?

Okay, oh my god, any.

Happy for you. Thank you so much. I'm not gonna spend a penny of it on you.

What you won money?

Twenty five thousand dollars.

I thought it was just like he won the twenty five thousand dollars award.

Like, I don't even know what I'm going to brag.

I'm going to brag about money an award?

Oh my god, what are you buying me? Nothing? I'm just spending more money to show Horse new shoes.

Yeah you get it.

Ye Okay.

This part was very lackluster because you could tell Erica wanted a big response.

Yes, I'm loving Eric, me too, loving Erica.

I would love a backpillow right now. But it's fine. I'll just well, I'll just keep sitting straight in a full sweat.

Yes, my pits are sweating.

I'm sweating, and I'm straight. It's getting a little it's getting a little musty.

Great, I smelled a musty teddy for I have a It's.

Even an unwashed tam or pea hand.

So it is what it is, Okay, but Erica gets all excited. They're all sitting around in the haunted house. Erica gets an email from the District Court office on her appeal regarding the ear rings. The court wants to trustee to prove that the money used to pay for the earrings was actual client trust fund money.

Erica says, this should be a win. Is a win? Yeah?

I do feel like, yes, the women only want to celebrate each other's misfortune, and especially it comes.

To the world of housewives.

But I also didn't fully understand what was being shedded.

I'm not touched smart, but I don't really know if this is so.

She's saying that possibly she could get the earrings back because they don't feel like they can't prove that the money that was spent on the earrings was from Tom's firm.

That it was from the victims, like it could have just been money because Tom.

Tom's firm, so whatever money came into his firm, so she's hoping she gets money back.

So this is a victory.

Victory.

It's saying that because it's now taken out of.

Its fucking fault, is what she's saying.

She's saying, it's been taken out of the big dog court and it's now in a little dog court.

So clearly a car scares me.

It just scares me.

I don't know.

But then but they didn't even give a shit.

They didn't even say like, oh my god, I'm sorry or anything. She's just looking like, come on, I need everybody to apologize to me.

No one did, no, not even one person, shocker, not even one person. And then they get in the car and sudden starts burping in the backseat and Crystal says she's going to throw up.

And then Crystal gets out of.

The veins, gets out of the car veins, she gets well, Alliston, I sent this text message to a couple of people today because.

Why her veins get pig.

I just wanted to say this, I need to these are my veins today?

Do I need to go to the emergency room?

Well, sometimes when you're very lane, you're very vascular.

So like Edie, you're you're a CRN right now, or no.

I'm I'm just in the fitness industry. I'm saying, like Eddie when he gets.

Really lean, So you're saying, I'm lean and you're very.

Lean, so you will have low body fat, you will.

Have very you know, you can see your veins, but I mean there's other medical conditions. I'm sure where your veins pop out or whatever.

But I also need to know if nine one one this.

Is works in Spain?

Does is nine one one work in all the countries?

No?

But so I almost died when Colle's like, let's call nine one one, I'm like, no, go ahead and let.

Me watch please.

But my favorite part was not one person chimed in that it wasn't nine one one.

I know, I know.

I'm like, you got to push zero one one and then none one one and then you're gonna get somebody.

It's actually one one two, one one two.

Clearly somebody fed us that line. We had no idea, So.

Are you kidding me? Right now? I knew that.

Why from all the times you break your fight feet.

Overseas I have Actually, yeah, I was only in Mexico. When I got hurt.

That's it, damn it.

And that's just like crawl out your hotel room and hope somebody takes you to the hospital.

But I am going to say this, as much as Crystal and Anne Marie aren't always our most favorite to view, yeah.

This episode would have had not one thing to talk about. What about them? Not like thank goodness for them she activated.

Over, but everything they're fighting that is off camera annoying, annoying, so annoying.

Do you think that we're going to hear about this Ophacus all season long?

Now?

I think we're going to move on to the things they've set off camera. What is your prediction for the seat order at the reunion?

Oh shit, Well, Kyle always gets first seats, always next to Kyle.

I'm trying to lay this out in my head. My guess is one side of the couch is Kyle. It's gonna little tricky because Erica popped off on Watch What Happens Live, But my guess is Kyle Erica.

Wait, Kyle next to Erica on the other side, like Kyle on this side, and then you know Andy Kyle Erica.

It's tough.

It's tough. I don't know the dreet and then who's on the no but and then Anne.

Marie is Amory going is a Marie a housewife?

We got to take a little break and talk about Miami in Mexico.

Yeah, we are are back to talk about real housewives in Miami.

The women land in Mexico City.

Gertie tells the woman that her second surgery went well and there are no more cancer cell but she needs to start chemo. Gertie's doctor gave her the okay to drink. I mean, the fact that she's even saying they gave her the okay to drink makes I don't know.

If you noticed, but I have been curious about because you know, Gerty shaved her head and she went on Instagram Live, not Instagram Live, but Instagram and said that she's actually having she keeps having to shave her head or rustle is because the top of her hair is not growing and she's doing anything like massaging her scalp and asking for help, and it just it literally broke my heart because I'm like, oh my gosh, like chemo is it does so many things to the body and like.

Nerve endings and things.

Like that is just so sad, and if you guys have any advice for Gerty, like, send it to her, because she's really asking for help on this.

And I think, even though we know that at this point Girty is cancer free, still heartbreaking to watch because you know the aftermath is just it's continual.

Then they go and their outfits were really.

Good this episode. I can say I appreciate it. Everyone's licks it there good. Larsa says it hurts her feelings when Alexia said that Larsa only invites her to events that involve her business.

Alexia says it's true.

Then Larsa says she doesn't have a Todd so she needs to work. Then Alexia says that it's disrespectful and no one knows what Todd provides her. Larsa says she can't rely on anyone, and Alexia says she relied on Scotty for twenty three years. My favorite part of this entire thing, and then we'll get into this, yeah, was Marisol going through menopause in the middle of an entire fight.

She saw.

She's like me, I'm going through pay and this is no shade like I'm going I'm perimenopause right now.

I'm sweating through my clothes.

I'm gonna just throw this out there. I think she's already gone through menopause.

Well, I don't know how old she is.

She's in her fifties.

What age did you go through menopause?

I never really noticed any menopause symptoms because I had an ablasion in my forties because I was having issues. And I've never had night sweats. I've never had I've never had anything, no issues whatsoever.

But again, so now you're bragging again, I.

Guess yes, But my mom had a hysterectomy when in her forties, and she's never been on hormones and never had any kind of issues.

So I think it's a genetic thing.

But I do like Larsa, but I think in this particular fight.

I have two words. What Scottie Pippen.

Yeah, I know. Not only does she have Scotty Pippen money.

Now she's Michael Jordan's son, a billionaire, his family's billionaire, and I love them to death and I love them together, but also she has only found some money.

I mean, she's got Let's not act like she doesn't have money. She's not money.

But also, let's not act like it was a compliment to say, you have Todd, let's not act like that.

Well, I do think that she said it as a compliant you have no I do, because I mean, I don't know what Todd does, but obviously he's very wealthy, and I think that she says, like, you have somebody taking care of you.

But we can't discredit.

The fact that she had Scottie fucking peppin Mary. She's married to him for twenty something years.

But also my.

MVP of this moment was Lisa, because when Larsa's trying to have a conversation with her about it, she's like, it's not like Jodi pays for you, and she's like not yet, like watch it.

Happens live that he pays for half her brint.

I know, But at that point with Larsa, I think that her message that she was trying to get across did not come across clearly because it just didn't really make any sense because she has an amazing manner life and it sounds like.

They're going to get married, and he's very wealthy and she does very well for herself.

She's a hustler and now instead of having sex four times today, she's having sex fun five times.

Oh my god, the bladder infection of it all.

And then we get to I know that you and I are probably going to disagree on this. But then Larsa asked Lisa if she ever goes through Jodie's phone. Lisa says no. Lisa says she didn't have Lenny's passcode until he cheated on her. Lenny wants to build Lisa a house. Okay, I don't necessarily. It's one thing to have your significant other's password, but to have the same password I find odd.

I don't. I mean, I don't know Eddie's password. He has given it to me in the past, but I don't care.

Like I know, but you couldn't on those phone to make a call.

No, No, He's like, this is how you do it.

He one of those oh yeah, that's above my.

And so I'm like, I don't have any need to look at your phone. I just don't, I think because I trust him so much that I'm just like, I don't really have any need. He knows my pass code because it's a number that we know very well.

Oh great, now I'll figure it out.

No, you will, I guarantee I will to know. You probably will, You're such a freak.

But I's just like I don't care, like I don't if you trust somebody you're with. I mean, maybe I'm a fool, or maybe it's like what I don't know is not going to hurt me.

I don't know what it is.

I'm glad you don't know my password either because messages are coming in hot. But but either way, all of that conversation, it's you know it is what it is. I know we know each other's passwords because we all share iPads and.

Like all of our kick and stuff. But I would never in a million years want my ex husband or my soon to be ex husband to be building me my home.

I don't understand that because they have a horror halt relationship.

You want to pick out fucking faucets together? No, thank you?

Why was he Why is he offering this?

If because he wants to have control of it.

Listen, if somebody wants to build me a house to live in cab at it, I would love that.

But why I don't believe.

That because he doesn't want to spend the money on a house that she actually wants, so he wants to buy some shipbox, tear it down and then create another ship box for her and make her believe.

That it's nice. Build me a sh ship box any day. I'm fine with it.

Fine, I'll build you a ship box.

Okay, ship box coming my way, listen if I'm gonna hold you to it. But as soon as I get that hundred dollars about the frank the frank thing, I'm gonna believe that's gonna come true.

But can we talk.

One more thing about the sex thing? If Marcus is having sex with larsa five times a day, how would he even have the energy to text anybody?

How's he?

How's she walking? How is she walking? That's all I want to know.

No, no wonder they both were banished or vanished from the Trader House so close to.

One's murtyred one was banished.

I don't really know the difference in that. That's what I don't really know.

Well, you better read up on this because when you get on that show, you're gonna need to know it.

Well.

I bet, I mean it's weird. I haven't got any offer letter.

Oh well, let me make a phone call.

Shouldn't done anything for me yet. We'll see how it goes.

Then Kiki tells Gerdy about Lars's interview where larsa said Gerdy had faked tears.

I just love that, Kiki. Why can't she just hold whatever? They're holding a mahido? Whatever it is?

No is mohito.

I don't know where this jersey. I don't know what it is. Why would Jersey hold a mehito? They would hold it? Forget?

Why did wear those pants and matching shirt to Madonna?

That's a whole other conversation.

Why would Jin Fessler to Jersey Jays? Please let us know why you wore it as a shirt?

Well after it fell Essler today? Just right now, I just talked to her.

Well, I don't know. I don't need to see polka dots.

Listen, I'm I'm poka dots are coming in. They're back in great let's I can't wait to see him this year on you.

I wore them one time.

And have no fashion sense whatsoever.

So well, my nipple covers almost out, and I'm in a full sweat because there's no air conditioning where we are, so I'm really clearly in a.

Place to stink a little.

M I do think Kiki should be when she put.

That vibrator on her face after it's been who knows where. I was like, she's my girl.

I like her, She's good.

I don't actually like those kind of vibrators. You can go to my Instagram and buy the cock rings. I like, those are my.

Best, really pimping cock rings right now.

Nobody's paying me to do it, but I just really want to give back. I also want to just talk a little bit about Kiki's gatar.

It's lightly askew.

Well, she said, I don't care these gay or straight, but she.

Also didn't know what seven minutes in the closet meant.

I don't know what that means.

Did you not go to middle school?

Yeah, in the nineteen hundreds, like what do you want for my life? Seven were selling bubble yum, And in middle school we weren't talking about cock.

Rings or whatever. You're seven minutes?

You never played Spin the bottle?

Yes, that was my first kiss.

Yeah, I know, so spin the bottle and then the next step once you've already done spined the bottle is seven minutes in heaven.

You did that in middle school in eighth grade.

But seven minutes in Heaven was not sex. You just would go ten minutes in the closet.

Not heaven, but that tas the name of the game.

No, it's the same game. Okay, it's the same game.

You go into the closet and then you let people believe whatever happened happened.

Most of the time happened in your closet.

Ryan Olsen kissed me with peanut butter breath. It wasn't that great.

Joey Spencer, he kissed me. Joey Spencer kissed me. I don't know, Hi, Joey Spencer.

But Ryan, haven't seen you on the Graham lately. Don't know if we follow each other.

But Joey Spencerice's peanut butter is the makeout really really cute?

Yeah, I've either one.

They're not listening. They're probably like.

Yeah, maybe their wives do.

I don't know. Joey Spencer from Covina.

Ryan Olsen from hilton Head Island, South Carolina. Oh, yeah, we called him nine or two and Olsen? Oh it was the nineties. I'mlike the seventies.

That where you met shep.

No, I met him in the third grade.

Okay, caird grade is that when he quit school?

No, he's actually he's edge dated unlike us.

He's educated.

He's educated too.

I like him. Actually he went to all the schools.

He went to a fancy boarding school, and then he went to colleges, colleges.

He went to colleges.

He went to colleges.

That's great.

Then at dinner, Gertie asked Larsa, I mean this episode, a lot of people were coming at Larsa.

I know, my girl, I love you, Larsa.

What what about when Julia says to Larsa, what about when Marcus grabbed that girl's ass?

And I also got the flashbacks and she's like, we weren't We went really serious then, but.

Then they're like it was over Thanksgiving.

I don't know.

I mean, I don't know. All I know is them as a couple right now. When you first start dating, like maybe you start start dating, what different? It's like I was still hooking up with like, well, Matt Damon.

By the way, can I tell you a little story the way? Can I tell you a little story?

What?

So I'm in the car with Spencer and his girlfriend Jordan and Sophia and my phone has a magnet that sticks my dashboard and you know, yes, and Teddy Mellencamp sent me a text mess message and Spencer is in a new relationship with this girl, right, so he's trying to like impress maybe name drop or whatever. He's like, oh, Teddy, is that that girl that slept with Matt Damon? And I went, oh, my first of all, clearly he listens

And I go, Okay. Spencer, by the.

Way, I've never confirmed or denied this information.

Well I can confirm it because you told me.

Fucking asshole.

You want to know what?

She waited till we were on a live podcast to out me on it.

I feel like I had to out you because you did something shady to me.

No, I hadn't yet. I was planning on it.

Yet, but I was going to, Okay, well, maybe you can do it on our live show.

Oh my gosh.

The options are endless on ways that I could screw people over on this live show. I hope that if you haven't purchased tickets, you zip on over.

And yeah, purchase her ticket.

It will be uh coming out soon.

But then at Gertie says Larsa is the fakest of them all. Gertie says, Larsa will never apologize or admit to being wrong.

I feel I feel like knowing Larsa. I don't think she's fake at all.

I'm sorry, sorry, I do feel like Larsa may wake up with a black eye with all the hits she took this episode. But I do like and I hope that one day I can grow up to be this way.

She doesn't really.

Seem to bother day. How I'm actually not almost fifty, I'm forty two. How old is Larsa Pippin And how old are you?

She's forty nine fifty.

I'm fifty ish, so still waiting to grow up.

I have a lot of growing up.

You have a lot of growing up to do.

But thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod. We have so many special guests. We also have a live show coming up. Tamer and I will do our best not to give each other black eyes or start burner accounts throughout the next couple of days. But I don't see how listen if I can get some compromising photos of you.

I get my ass on oc.

Oh my god, if I only ran into a house.

Okay, nice to talk to you. Don't drink and drive. Drink responsibly.

Cheers, cheers,