Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
All right, guys, we are back and excited to talk about Real House Potomac and Real housebo Salt Lake City. Two teas in a pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and abad judge. Nothing against the city of Austin, But why are we still there?
Why?
I feel like I live there now?
Yeah, it's yeah, in fact, because they were off for a little bit. Then I watched and I'm like, wait, we're still in Austin.
Like that pool scene. I've seen it eighty two times. I understand it now. I feel like I live at that pool. That's like, I don't know. It was a lot, But then it starts out where Mia says Windy got triggered by the connotation of using a shrine negatively. Necka says is trying to find a way out just in case she reveals anything. Wendy shares with Candace and Karen that her mother is sick in the hospital. She says,
this is why what Neckus was triggering to her. Do we think Wendy is using her mom's procedure as an excuse for her actions.
I don't even know what her mom's procedure was. I don't even they didn't even talk about it. We don't know how serious it is. I mean, anytime you're in the hospital and you have like my mom's going in next week, I'm going an take her for gallbladder is going to be removed. So I mean, that's always you know.
So if you're an asshole to me, can you blame your mom's gallbladder?
Yes, that's when I That's what I think I'm going to do. I actually enjoyed this episode, but if I have to hear another housewife say they're triggered, it's so overused, kind of like when people used to say you bullied me.
Well here, so I feel I prayed to a shrine that I don't have to hear the word shrine again.
I'm so over the showing storyline.
Well, then the woman payt their interpretation of Karen. Ashley draws Karen with a Gucci belt, Wendy draws it with a crown and a mole with the hairs coming out. Karen is offended by Neka's drawing of her. Mea draws Karen and Surrey County with Ray driving a tractor. Candace draws an all purple Karen, and then our girl Robin came out on top because her drawing the blue check mark.
Yeah, the entire scene to me was hilarious. Robin painting the blue check mark was genius.
You want to know what else was genius? The Giselle spelled the word triple wrong.
She did, Oh my god. I mean, but Wendy drawing the mole with the hair coming out, I mean, but let's just talk about that. Do you have any moles that you had that hair grows out of.
I don't have moles, but I have this spot on my chin right here that grows three little hairs.
Oh, I have one that grows one.
Yeah, and it's like, and here's the weird thing.
It's like, course, but it's white almost.
Sometimes minor white at the bottom. But they are the strongest hairs. Like there's the type of hairs that even like the best tweezer couldn't pull out. And it's still like, I get it out and I could honestly like, oh my god, cut a diamond with it.
I know that is so of course, I'm like, why can't I help that kind of hair in my head?
I don't know, it's unclear, but the best part of these paintings is not only that Giselle can't spell triple, but then the women are so busy hating on each other that Mia has become the comedic relief of this group and now we love me, Like have you noticed that? I'm like, well, I love Mia now. And then I started tracking everything that Mia did, even when they went
on stage at the drag show. I was watching Mia like a PWK, Like, I was like, let me get my readers out to see if she was going to take that shot, and she didn't, So she's really sticking by her wine only beverage consumption. Okay, Then we get to Ashley asked Candas why she got so emotional when she had previously bashed Robin on social media. Robin says none of them should use social media weaponize against each other.
Ashley says, the difference between you and me is I say it to the group and you say it to the internet.
Mm hm.
And you know what, no one could really argue with that.
Well, let's let me just throw a wrench in that. Okay, doesn't Robin use her podcast to talk about cast members on the show. At times. Isn't that the same as Candace going on social media? It's just a different outlet.
I mean, but I think that's where you start to see Candace getting frustrated and she's like, the line is always moving, and I.
Do ask you line and I do feel like they hold a hold Candas to a certain standard in this group, Like she said, the line is always moving.
Yeah, But I think the thing is that we're seeing is Candace. And I love Candace, I really really do. I have so much fun with her every time. Last year, I think she's good television. I'm not seeing her connecting with anyone this year, which is a little bit problematic.
Listen, let me just tell you something. As somebody that went through filming in the middle of a lawsuit, you are scared shitless to talk. Good point, and that was my That's why I ended up in the bushes. And that's why I would hold back and not say things because you're so worried in an emotional state that it puts you in a really bad emotional state. So I can I could see that with her, Well, then.
I'll watch what Happens Live. A poll asked if it was suspicious that Juan's face time didn't work. Ninety one percent of people said yes, Robin doesn't think it was suspicious at all. If he was doing something, why would he answer the call? Okay, for me, I don't give a if it's FaceTime or no FaceTime, But if your person is calling you because they're upset about something during filming, I just want, for once you to show that person a touch of empathy.
Yeah, he's just I mean, yeah, I think Robin deserves better. I think that he is not kind. That's what we see, you know on camera, I can imagine, and you're always on your best behavior on camera for the most part.
Then they did the sexy walks, which I was like, if this for me, I'd want myself dead. First thing I needed to ask, when Wendy does her walk in that outfit, is that your same confessional look? And mine was addressed, But is it mouglaire?
Yes, yes, but some of those outfit choices were a little much. But then to go to dinner, but then to go to the drag show, I'm like, Okay, I get it, but I'm like, oh my god, they're wearing these out to go.
To But I got to say, if I am willing to put both my hands up and give something a double thumbs down. You better believe that I'm going to be incredible whatever you better deliver. Yeah, you better believe I'm about to get on my horse and jump before foot jump and look like the Queen not.
I walk out like, wait, did who did she do that to?
Again? Did that to Windy?
Windy? Okay? Yeah, yeah, I just found the two thumbs down.
Yeah.
I found it to be very immature, and it wasn't really that funny either.
Didn't think it was funny.
Another thing that I don't think funny and I don't want to hear it again is Triple twenty. No, when I hit when I hit the triple twenty, please don't ever say that.
How many years till you hit the tea the triple t four years? I'm going to say it, and then I'm gonna make everyone make paintings of you. Oh, you don't even have any moles to pull out with hair, so it's gonna be it's very.
I had I had a little skin colored mole on my face right here that I had shaved off. I I have a thing if there's like a mole or anything I have to have a shaved off because you know why. I will play with it. I will play with you.
I will always touch it.
I will play with it. Yeah, playing a hang now anything is it? Any little bump to my body? I will sit there and play with it.
Agreed. Uh, let's take a quick break and then we'll come back and talk about Salt Lake City. Okay, we are back with Robin and doctor Simone. Andy asked them if they could forgive Monica after Reality Vontee's reveal. They both say no, it's unforgivable. The audience agreed at seventy five.
Wow, you know, I got mixed feelings about it because I don't think we know the entire you know, depth of it.
Yeah.
I you know, for me, at the beginning, I thought, well, if she's just going after jen Shaw, then who cares?
Right?
And so I thought, what in and what is the timeline? Did she stop when she was on the show? Was it solely her?
I just feel like there are six people involved, the.
Six people that all worked with Genshaw.
And by the way, how do you say all worked on Reality fontise?
Yeah? But were they all girls that were connected to Genshaw in some way.
I don't know because I don't even know if the hair girl worked with Genshaw or it was just Monica's started on the hair girl.
Yeah, I feel like we just don't know enough information. I'm sure we're going to get more information soon. We didn't get it in the first.
We didn't get in the first episode, but we did get some juicy stuff and there.
Is three episodes, so that's it's.
Gonna be them to get three episodes. That's good shit. Andy says it was touching when Monica cried to her mom worrying about feeling left out with the labels. Monica says it was not about the bag, it was about entering this group. Monica says she didn't like that Lisa kept saying it was sixty thousand, Lisa saying you know, and Lisa smart, she stopped saying, you know it had anything to do with the sixty thousand. It was because
that particular diamond ring symbolized something with her children. I mean, we could all go back and forth how many times we want, but like saying I only said the price three times, it's a lot of times the same price. It really is. Like if I was like I got this new purse. I told you once what the price was. I wouldn't need to tell you again what the price was.
Yeah. Do you think that the girls seeing meaning Monica, not Monica, Lisa, Heather, all of them. Do you think that they're the ones that put out the rumor that Monica probably stole it or is it just something that was just you know, created on social media.
Well? I think a big tell for me was once I saw the alleged court document where Jenshaw was suing Monica in twenty twenty one for Reality Vontee. That's where I then started being like, bullshit, there is no way Jenshaw didn't share with Heather or any of these other women what was going on, and this is some new surprise to them. I just I cannot wrap my head around that idea, especially if they went to those lengths
to protect her, that she wouldn't have shared that information. Hey, this girl that worked for me for these couple of months, like you know the stuff, I tell you everything if I feel like I'm being screwed over. But then Monica says she and Gen were friends and she worked for Gen because she needed help. But then it's almost like she wasn't getting paid, which then I got confused by.
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, Like, is it really a job if you're not getting paid for it, or is that you're just an intern?
Well, I mean I can say I've done a multitude of jobs, all which I was paid for, but that weren't necessarily like the world's best jobs, but because I hoped they would better my career. Was that to be on television?
No?
But like when I started CIA and I worked in the mail room and I shucked mail and delivered ice cream and worked there fourteen hours a day. Did I love it? Did I think like my life is changing because of this? No? But did I think I was going to meet a top agent that I could start working for and then build my career one hundred percent? And you know what I did. Then I worked for the head of the company. Then I was the top you know, paid assistant. Like all of those things happened.
So them to weaponize somebody to want to work their way up is shocking. But I guess there is a different aspect because we're talking about getting on a television show.
She made a comment to Angie's like being a benchwarmer or something, Yeah, bench warming bitch or isn't it like that? I'm going to disagree with that because Angie's marriage was on one of the main storylines. So I don't agree with Monica saying that she was not involved this season because I think the anti quickest to forgive of the group.
But I do think that Angie is the most like conversational, like she will talk about good things, bad things. She's not only trying to show one side. But I don't ever really love when one housewife kind of mocks another one for not being as in the mix as they are and kind of mocks them for it. But Angie says she was focused on Meredith being with the one who's read the rumors about her husband and being gay, and she says she gave Monica the benefit of the
doubt and felt sympathetic towards her. Monica laughs and says she didn't start this rumor. Angie tells Monica she was the one who brought it to National TV. This seems still confusing that, like the women are like, huh, how about when Anne?
How about when Andy's like rumor?
I will never be able to say rumors again.
I know.
I mean, if it is confusing, are you talking about with Meredith? Is that what you're talking about?
The confusing part of it?
If it wasn't the rumor she was referring to, why would she she say the other rumor? Then, like, is there another rumor you're talking about? Like, of course it was a rumor about.
Her husband, Angie. Yeah, but then Angie says, this rumor never came up until this rat came out of the sewer. Okay, these kind of lines I don't necessarily love. I love Angie, but like the rat came out of the sewer, the same as like you bench warming bitch. I feel like those are practice lines. Whenever I feel here a practice line, And granted I have done some practice lines in my day, but I don't. I don't love it.
Well, when you have a practice line, it doesn't come.
Across they felt practiced.
If they feel practiced, I think that Monica's probably a person that brings that out on.
Oh hold on, we have Kyle Richards here. Should we have her join in for a sec? Hi this camera?
Hi, Kyle, happy birthday. Thank you.
We're here celebrating, But we were just Kyle was asking me for all the information in regards to Salt Lake City. I don't see all.
The shows, but but I do see all the headlines and I'm like, what is the four one one on the Salt Lake City show?
So this is my question for you. If somebody were from your cast you found out that they had created a you know, Faces by Reality blah blah blah it was them, I would be horrified. You'd be horrified. But would you ever film with them again?
Well, first of all, I don't know any background any of these girls, if they're you know, any story of anybody. But what I've still not filmed with them again? I probably I probably would.
That's what I'm saying. They have to do it.
Here's the thing is I would be I mean, I've had certain bloggers that really have come after me. I would be really disgusted.
But this particular blogger only allegedly only when after jin show?
Is that true?
Because did you go back and delete the other things?
We haven't seen it.
But but you could have up before the show air.
It could have been cleaned.
Just think about it.
They were accused of it, then she was accused of it. Then she could have gone through and deleted all those only left the Jen Shawls.
It's all true.
But well, that's why I'm saying we're missing information because we don't know. We don't see any of her going.
After eight thousand people. It's not like it's one It's not like Queens of Bravo or one of those ones that get so much attention, Like we're talking about someone's how many.
Is reality vantis hat? Reality has thirty thousand follow It didn't start out like that. It didn't start out I.
Had eight thousand.
I think it started with five thousand.
Know that if they were to find who were to find out there were cast members, we'd be like, you were dead to me.
Could you imagine if if you found out Sutton was running?
Hold on, what's the word listen? I wanted to let everybody know that I'm Christian snow Okay reality fante. Oh my gosh, she's up to forty three point five thousand dollars the show.
Yeah, so she didn't get If she doesn't get asked back, then she can always always go into blogging.
Well, like us, I'm going to tell you this, and I don't want to go down to meet the rest of the group. But if someone was doing that. That tells me a lot about.
That person's character. I don't know anything about her.
I've never I may even never.
I'm not sure, because she was very like tucked off to the I haven't seen.
I do. I did watch that shut during the pandemic. I really do love Saltlight and all the girls I think are great. But that told me someone's character.
I wouldn't. I mean, that's shay wow.
Yeah, I know. I mean, I think that's what the wind in ourselves. It's some shady step, okay, but if you had final thing with the mic closer, if you were on a show and one of them had it, you would agree to film again? Oh yeah, and then I would call them out. Then you expose them that they are right. That's the point. That's because I mean, that's I do. Yeah. Right now they're saying they're going to fire her. Now they're saying nobody will film with her.
I'm like, somebody's got to what this is not?
Friends?
We are holding out from million dollars an episode.
Come on, guys, just do your job.
Do your job.
Okay. Can you explain what a trampoline with eyes means?
Well? I didn't know what a trampoline with eyes meant until she said it the second time, when she said it just meant she seemed tight. And then it means just like, your skin is so tight there's only room for eyes.
Oh okay, so that's a compliment.
It's not a compliment, Angie.
That was not a compliment.
Angie. Listen, we know what a compliment is, the compliments you look beautiful. Yeah, that's my favorite outfit. You have the best hair.
You know what a compliment isn't you want a compliment isn't Guys, When Whitney says Justin wasn't wearing his ring because he gained too much weight and his fingy's got a little bit like.
And then she's like and then me put it on a ring, I was like, oh hell aw hell okay. Then Andy asked Angie why she and Meredith are the ones spreading her legs outside the marriage. All this Angie and Meredith and Monica, it's just getting a little bit messy. But I have to say this in closing, I know there's not even much more to talk about. We have to stop caring on how somebody got on the show or why somebody got it.
Doesn't Yeah, to me, it doesn't matter how somebody goes.
They're on the show. They're on the show. So just deal with it and let's move on and let's create good television. But us speculating on how like, are we really going to go back in time and assume that I really knew to eat super well because we have kids the same age and we decided to build this friendship and we were so tight. I met her day one of filming and she's the one that brought me on the show.
I met Heather de Brow day one of filming, and I brought her the show.
Yeah, it just you have to suspend your belief.
Listen, guys, you know the show. The network would love to have people organically come on the show, but not everybody that we film with as friends or not every one of our friends really happen. It's not going to happen for them. So sometimes they need to find that perfect person to come in and they got to find out and figure out an angle to bring them in on. So it's not a bad thing. It's not a fake thing, it's not a stage thing. It's just life. It's just how it goes.
YEA, if somebody doesn't appear to be super close to the friend they brought in. Just take a moment and go. They probably know each other, but this is also, you know, for convenience. But I love, love love I thought, like I'm excited to see what happens on episode two and three of the Reunion