This week, Courtney welcomes her mom, Dee in HB, to Two Judgey Girls. Donna is a big fan of RHOBH and watches it every week. We are still at the Toothless not Homeless or Homeless and Toothless, or wait... Homeless not Toothless (either way, Kathy has worked with both) charity dinner talking about grief, EDs, who the real liability is and why Diana has so much pain over Garcelle. GOOGLE HER! Oh and lead from love, right Rinna? The big event this week is Rinna's Lip Party, which is basically a di...
Aug 18, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 287
Welcome Anthony Lario, PR guru, to the podcast! He gave Summer Mary all the giggles and we had an awesome time recapping RHOBH. Dorit hosts "Homeless Not Toothless" charity event at her home to help promote PKAYYYYY and his new teeth. The girls glam up in glitter and gold and Kyle's gummy hits mid dinner to help her stir the pot with Sutton and Rinna. We aren't sure if Rinna's breakdown was real or if it was the best performance of her life. We do truly miss Lois. Who knew Melissa Etheridge coul...
Aug 11, 2022•48 min•Ep. 286
Welcome longtime friend Greg, from Escaping Reality podcast, to fill in for Courtney this week! We talk all things Louresa, the wedding event of the year. We discuss everything from the guest list, the dresses, circus theme, and that iconic hair. We also deep dive Real Housewives of Atlanta in Jamaica. Did Marlo come for Ralph and Kandi too hard? Did it hit too close to home or is she trying to expose Todd? Did he call Kandi lame and country? Will Todd drink again? Will Kenya see John the rest o...
Aug 09, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 285
We are backkkkk! We catch up on all the Bravo gossip like Tamra regaining her orange, Taylor joining the cast plus a feud between Austen Kroll and Rachel from Below Deck. Should we be saying Dubai-bai to the women of the desert? Can we protect Ayan and her fabulosity? We talk all things Atlanta and hope Kandi doesn’t die before Todd. We butt heads on Marlo and appreciate Sanya setting the ground rules for Jamaica. In Beverly Hills, did we miss Kyle, Diana, Kathy, and Crystal? Do we think Erika i...
Aug 05, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 284
This week we talk all things Southern Charm, as it has finally reached 100 episodes! We have lots of questions for Mia Sable, who wrote the theme song. Does she get royalties? Does she constantly re-record? We are enjoying this season more than we thought but for some reason don't know if the cast is gelling as much as it should be. Are we enjoying the new additions? Should the show be centered around the boys, basically the OG crew? Would you want to attend this bridal shower, we mean, birthday...
Jul 19, 2022•55 min•Ep. 283
The first 30 mins cover the wild news from Jen Shah pleading guilty, Khloe having a second baby via surrogate with Trashcan Thompson, Lu and Sonja spin off, to VPR filming and so much more! We talk all about drunk Kenya "I AM THE MOMENT" Moore and her wig, Marlo kicking the boys out and "taking a break", and Sheree getting over Tyrone. We enjoyed Fatum doing PI work on Drew and Lisa Wu trying to get her peach back. We need more Chanel Ayan and less of the tourist locations in Dubai. Will Stanbur...
Jul 15, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 282
We hope everyone had a lovely 4th. It seems as if some of the RHOBH ladies may not have... We break down all of what happened once those sneak peek clips came out. Was Kyle's apology regarding Sutton and not believing her miscarriages sincere? Why did Erika both hit on Garcelle's older son, Oliver, while also telling Jax to GTFO? Will she apologize? The prospective reunion is getting juicier and juicier. We also chat about the first four episodes of RHUGT 2. Does Dorinda have too much power? We ...
Jul 06, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 281
The Summer House shake up really has us in our feels as we mourn the loss of Luke, Alex, and Andrea. In Atlanta, the women are still trying to decide if "Drop It With Drew" is a legitimate business or if she spent more at Fedex than the rental space for the day. Kandi avoided the workout at all costs and Kenya showed up late ready to fight Marlo. Team Kenya or Team Marlo? In Beverly Hills, Kyle wore a leotard to perform her famous trick for Garcelle’s 55th birthday. Garcelle had a Birkin cake an...
Jun 30, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 280
You didn't think we'd end the week without deep diving the season 8 premiere of Southern Charm, did you? The good old boys are back and fighting again. Is Craig taking his success too serious and leaving his friends behind? Whose side are you on: Craig or Shep/Austen? Are Craig and Austen the Charleston version of Serena and Blair?! Does Naomie want Craig back or is she just enjoying the single life? We loved meeting the newbies Olivia and Chleb, who are a breath of fresh air. The big event is K...
Jun 24, 2022•40 min•Ep. 279
Question of the week: What are your feelings about cargo shorts? We keep watching Dubai trying to like it but Caroline Stanbury just seems like she doesn’t want to be friends with any of the women. In Atlanta, we love to see Marlo’s foundation work with foster children, and now we know not to send her gently used clothes. Where do you side on Drew vs Sanya? Is Sanya looking for clout? In Punta Mita, we see Erika knows how to have a good time: three margaritas and two Xanax will do the trick. She...
Jun 23, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 278
On a very special episode, we are joined by the one and only, Countess Luann! As big fans of her cabaret shows, we were so excited to chat all things cabaret, RHONY and more with her! There are only a few shows left on this tour, so if you have the opportunity, this is your sign to go! Hope you enjoy this episode--come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Cameo: www.cameo.com/t...
Jun 20, 2022•28 min•Ep. 277
Summer Mary is in full swing now that school is out! This week we learn that Sergio can’t say “S” words and it’s confusing because his own name starts with “S” as well as his new role of stepfather. Caroline Stanbury doesn’t come to Lesa’s fashion show and Chanel thinks it’s because of her. And can Nina just get some fries?! In Atlanta, Sheree is having a hard time getting over Tyrone so Marlo throws her a single girls night where Sheree must buy $11.5k in Fendi, while Drew prepares the party bu...
Jun 16, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 276
We really chatted it up this week discussing RHODubai, RHOA, and RHOBH and even spin off into a bit of Kardashians talk. Are the MVP and LVP of RHODubai Ayan and Stanbury, respectively? Would you have rather gone to Lesa's or Nina's Thanksgiving dinner? What gift would you have liked to have received from Ayan: a goat, onions or hens? After a week off, RHOA picks back up at the dinner table in New York. Marlo calls Kandi out for her shilling. Would you wear vibrating underwear out in public? Wou...
Jun 10, 2022•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 275
This week we chat about the premiere of RHODubai and RHOBH! We always love starting a new franchise and appreciate when all the women starting on the same playing field (except Stanbury--welcome back!). Ayan seems like a breakout star and Caroline Stanbury shows us her new life with Sergio (like the other women, we have some questions about this hot new relationship). The women get right into it with a Hen Party and a rooftop dinner, setting the scene and alliances. We are here to watch it all g...
Jun 02, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 274
We come to you a bit early this week as we are taking some time for the long weekend. We are obsessed with the Kardashian-Barker wedding in Italy and talk all our favorite looks (editors note: it was not Kourtney's) and how much we wish we were invited to this. We break down this week's episode of RHOA and if you are not watching this season, do yourself a favor and start NOW. We are loving the threesome of Kenya, Marlo, and Sheree--these women know how to make each other laugh. Bravo seems to h...
May 24, 2022•54 min•Ep. 273
Jurors! For some reason, the last 45 seconds of this week's episode was cut off. We are re-uploading from the beginning of the Sutton/Kyle interaction in case you'd like to hear us finish our thoughts. We are blaming Mercury being in Gatorade (TM Brittany Cartwright) but apologies nonetheless for not finishing the first time around. We love you! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Cameo: www...
May 19, 2022•4 min•Ep. 272
How is a Bravo fan supposed to live in a week with all of these episodes and all of the news?! Weddings, breakups, Bravo upfronts, Dubai and Southern Charm trailers--how could they do this to us question mark?! We wrap up both Summer House and RHONJ reunions: is Amanda jealous of Lindsay? Will Bravo listen to us and bring back the same exact cast? Alex had more speaking time in his reunion than Traci even appearing in the RHONJ one. Is Luis a wordsmith? Did Andy make his dinner reservation? Will...
May 19, 2022•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 272
The new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We got chills as Dorit recounts the night of October 27th, when she was held at gunpoint and robbed with her children in her home. Seeing the video footage was horrifying. We can’t help but be impressed by how she handled the situation and the strength she showed for her family. The Bubbas reuniting on camera at Kyle’s house felt like true love. We were stunned by Sutton's reaction and not being able to process it. Who is talking about ...
May 12, 2022•46 min•Ep. 271
What is going on with Paige and Lindsay? Whose side is everyone on? The Bravo fandom seems split down the middle 50/50 as well as the cast of Summer House. Did Paige take a low blow at Carl? Did Alex gain another season comparing Austen to a Honda Civic? We were confused if we were watching The Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, or RHOA while Ralph took Drew on a date to his tailor shop. We must save Drew! She is deep on the tumble dry cycle and has lost too many socks with that maniac (or did th...
May 11, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 270
We are back for the second time this week, did you miss us? We talk about the Met Gala and talk some of our favorite looks. Mary breaks down some of the infamous lines from the RHUGT Ex-Wives cast members and we on the spot give you the ABC's of Bravo (yes, we know, some need workshopping!) We finally get to see the wedding we’ve all been waiting for: Wedding Impossible! Not even having Covid two weeks before could stop these two. Amanda promises to wear mascara and empty the dishwasher and Kyle...
May 05, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 269
The ladies of RHOA are back in action with an amazing Season 14 premiere. Marlo finally has her peach and gives us the first event of the season showing off her Le'Archive collection. We are introduced to Sanya, who jumped right in to the fold. She may be our new favorite! Do the editors like Drew? Feels like they are here to embarrass her. Should they just DROP it? Ralph is also the worst--will you buy his book? Sheree and Tyrone are finally able to be together on the outside but are practicing...
May 02, 2022•48 min•Ep. 268
Bless whoever at Bravo decided to make the RHOC reunion only two parts. We learned nothing and we could have easily skipped these two episodes. The amount of time we spend discussing this is equivalent to Dr. Jen's amount of speaking time at the reunion. Team Shannon! All we know is it's time for RHOC Legacy and to create RHOLaguna Beach. As controversial as this may be, we are both Team Kyle. Is Amanda a supportive partner? Or is Carl the real support that Kyle needs? We have to give credit to ...
Apr 28, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 267
This week we deep dive Summer House and even give our own taglines to each cast member, including Alex. We wonder if Amanda’s dad works in Finance and if he could balance our checkbooks and handle our taxes. Did you know that Kyle has a little bit more substantial sh*t going on besides deciding what he is wearing to prom?! That dinner was a wild ride with 100 different things going on. We take a bit of a left turn and talk about the Abercrombie & Fitch doc, the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial ...
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 266
We wrap up RHOC Season 16 with the Rack and Roll party that was as bad as the women singing. We watched Emily not renew her vows and learned about Shannon’s Core Four. Does Shannon lives rent free in Gina’s head? What is the future of the Orange County franchise? In Summer House, we hit a beach bonfire with Lindsay’s flavor of the week, Ahmed, who activates her by not coming back to the house afterwards. In the party bus, we find out Andrea has a big eggplant, Danielle is saving her butt for mar...
Apr 14, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 265
We had a late release as we were waiting to talk all about the RHOBH trailer! We got chills and maybe one of us shed a tear. In Orange County the pretend bears were more welcomed than Noella. Is Gina rude? Does Jen parrot Heather? Was this a good season? We also deep dive Summer House and can’t help but think Ciara got off easy after the red wine fight. Does Lindsay have any remorse? And seriously, where is Alex? In New Jersey, Tre wasn’t invited to Marge Sr.'s 75th birthday, but Joe Gorga was s...
Apr 08, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 264
Congratulations to our 2022 March MANness winners: Andrea Denver and Luke Gulberson. We especially enjoyed their acceptance speeches and we hope you did too! In the Hamptons, we get a taste of Italy that comes with red wine in the face and broken wine glasses. Are you Team Ciara, Team Lindsay, or Team Nobody? Are Mya and Oliver still dating? Should couples get a prenup? We were disheartened when we saw our precious baby angel Andrea crying. In New Jersey, Marge won’t wear Tre’s leggings, Gia wan...
Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 263
We are back, people! Who will be the winner of March MANness 2022?! We will know in just a few days time! This week we deep dive HubbHouse's birthday party! How can you not love an episode that is over the course of one night? Austen needs to pack his bags back to Charleston because he isn’t being a very polite houseguest, slamming doors on Paige, making out with multiple women, and gaslighting the entire house. Ciara is too blinded by love to see what Austen is doing while Lindsay couldn't care...
Mar 24, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 262
March MANness is here! With Selection Sunday upon us, we break down the bracket and seeding, chosen by YOU! Will there be any upsets? Will this be the year Craig goes all the way? Will it be a Summer House Threepeat? The first round brings some tough matchups that could really go either way. And don't you worry--once the 2022 winner is chosen, we'll have our Hot Hall of Fame bracket for previous winners to battle it out! Voting starts Thursday on our Instagram stories and the bracket is availabl...
Mar 14, 2022•49 min•Ep. 261
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Don’t forget to pick who the Top 64 men are for March Menness (yes, we are rebranding), as Selection Sunday is just a few days away! This week we discuss why the Summer House ladies are fighting over Austen, where is Alex, and why aren’t people into Luke? Lisa Barlow was crucified in Part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion as Meredith used her lawyer skills while Lisa continues to try to talk to everyone off camera. Don’t worry, Courtney is loyal, and continues to ...
Mar 10, 2022•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 260
It is March! And you know what that means: the best time of the year is upon us! We can't wait for March Madness and see who you all vote for as the Hottest Bravoleb! (Next week you will choose who makes the Top 64 so get ready!) We discuss Summer House and Bravo's First Couple (TM Andy) Lindsay and Carl. We were impressed how the women handled Amanda's intervention but unimpressed by Craig hanging up on Paige. Hopefully all is well on the relationship front. RHOSLC had Part One of their reunion...
Mar 03, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 259
