TJG is together in Huntington Beach! We debrief the RHOSLC finale and chat all things Whitney seducing Justin and making us feel uncomfortable, Lisa and her Saved by the Bell Vida Food Court chic 80/90s party (what was your favorite food court resto?), Jen Shah hiring movers and acknowledging she may be experiencing some of her last moments with fam, Jennie throwing a glass at Mary, Mary calling Jennie an ant, funerals being fun, and Meredith dangling who else had an affair: SPILL THE TEA MEREDI...
Feb 21, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 258
Did you miss us? We missed you! We spend about 40 minutes catching up on all things Bravo: what’s happening with Kathy Hilton, Jen Shah’s trial, and it’s snowing in Pasadena! We commend Summer House this week for having a very serious conversation and doing it with grace. We don't love that Kyle seems to never buy Amanda gifts... We saw another side to Alex, and we are really liking him. In New Jersey, we talk about our feelings with Purple Luis, Jackie has an honest and vulnerable conversation ...
Feb 17, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 257
We are coming to you early this week with our RHOSLC recap. Is Zion the best cast trip of all time? Lisa Barlow becomes unhinged, security is brought in, and Jen Shah wants her popcorn for it. Does Meredith need to say what day her father's memorial was? Is “what if I said I don’t believe you haven’t talk to your father” as bad as “what if I said Gia does coke”? Remember, analogies don’t work on housewives. And apparently you can hire a private investigator to figure it out. Is Whitney a good de...
Feb 07, 2022•48 min•Ep. 256
We head back to the Hamptons to see our Craigy gaslight Paige and call Lindsay a loser (this will get you second place in March Madness, Craig--watch it!), find out why Kyle feels $4 million of pressure, and wonder how Alex got casted (he does have nice abs). In RHOC, we are still in Cabo and watching Noella pass out, get accused of giving teens porn, and can’t admit she is wrong. Do we like when the men get together? Do these husbands/boyfriends have anything in common? Does Terry own anything ...
Feb 03, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 255
RHONJ is back, baby! Teresa is in love and moving in with Louis. Her girls aren't happy with Joe Gorga and the things he's said about their father. Is he the bad guy?! Jennifer has made up with her mother, but will she make up with the girls? The big talk is about a video Louis recorded at some point on a men's retreat. Why were they all shirtless? How did the receiver of this video take it? Should Teresa and Louis address it with the group? Teresa hosts a Sexy Pool Party where Marge and Jen get...
Feb 02, 2022•50 min•Ep. 254
How could Bravo do this to us question mark by not giving us RHOC this week?! Instead we said goodbye to VPR as we got to watch the two-part reunion two days in a row. This is how reunions should be done! Immediately out of the gate, we were shown James and Raquel's break up. Did James handle this well? Will Raquel be back next season? Did you feel bad for Lala or should she have seen the red flags? Speaking of red flags, does Brock ever stop talking? He can put $25k on credit cards but not $20k...
Jan 27, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 253
This week we deep dive the VPR finale engagement party. We were so impressed with James relatively keeping his cool while finding out that Brock and Scheana were trying to get married on the same property the day before. Will B&S make it down the aisle... we know James and Raquel don't. Over in Cabo, the women of Orange County take a private plane courtesy of Fancy Pants herself to ride horses, gossip, make Noella eat, and wonder why Dr. Jen wants to be on the show. In Salt Lake City, Jen Sh...
Jan 20, 2022•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 252
Summer House is back! Season 6 kicks off strong with Kymanda fighting Night One: luggage thrown outside, toiletries were broken on the bathroom floor, and find my IPhone may or may not have worked in order to track down your fiancé. We also found out there is a wedding contract if Kyle screws up before the Big Day. Carilito 6.0 Pro Max X is the best version of himself. Lindsey shares some big news about her relationship with Jason, Danielle is in love, Paige is playing the field (keep that power...
Jan 18, 2022•44 min
WARNING: WE TALK FOR 35 MINUTES ABOUT NEWS AND UPDATES INCLUDING (but not limited to): Mary not showing at the reunion, Carl and Lindsay confirming they are together, Gia turning 21, Project Runway and Mia being fired or quitting. We also deep dive RHOC: Max's book party, Noella masturbating, Heather being a principal, Shannon still talking about her divorce, and Emily promising drunk butt sex with Shane. In Salt Lake City, we celebrate Seth's 49th birthday with Whitney's cleavage, midlife crisi...
Jan 13, 2022•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 250
Happy 2022! We are celebrating our 6th year as TJG and our new 2022 mantra: You're not stahtin' over, you're stahtin'! We are still watching VPR and Brock trying to use others' events for his proposal and secret wedding. At least he's keeping the season interesting...? Who is the tougher watch: Brock of DJJK? Would you eat at a sandwich shop called "Something About Her"? What about Sub-thing About Her? Or Maloney's Balogna's? Or Sandwitches of Weho? Or even, Bubbas? (All of these recommended by ...
Jan 06, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 249
We are taking a break for the holidays but not a break from the drama. This week we deep dive into the Season 3 premiere of RHONJ. This is the iconic "Christening" of lil Joey G and the introduction of the Gorgas and the Wakiles. Honestly, this season is iconic. The Gorgas have been waiting for the limelight and they fit right in. Did they come to take down the Guidices? Did Joe's stomach ever recover? Did Audriana get moved far enough from the fight? Why did Joe call Teresa garbage? And of cour...
Dec 29, 2021•49 min•Ep. 248
After watching the beginning of Shannon vs Heather this season, we felt that we needed to go back and watch their first debacle in Season 9. This episode takes place at Lizzie's family's beach house. Tamra, ever the sh*t-stirrer, had previously told Shannon and David that The Dubrows wanted to take The Beadors down. When asked at the party, Tamra denied, denied, denied. Terry, wanting to be a star, shouts it at the table that they don't want that! Chaos ensues! Somehow dear Tammy Sue stays as qu...
Dec 22, 2021•37 min•Ep. 247
It's our last "live" recap of the year as we will be taking a few weeks off for the holidays (don't worry! we still have lots of content for you!). We left on a good one as all three shows weren't bad! In VPR, we loved seeing drunk Ariana. Thanks for the Fall Down Friday addition !Are Tom and Tom a brand? Will their bromance survive? Over in RHOSLC, Jen is still delusional and trying to convince us all that she is innocent. LOL. Are Meredith and Lisa ok? Did Whitney actually rebrand? Why is she ...
Dec 16, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 246
While not together like we were in Vegas, we are BACK! Does Raquel know something we don't about the cancellation of the show by breaking up with James? Will the reunion bring life back into this dead show? Would you get LVP tattooed on your butt? RHOSLC keeps giving us their everything. Jen wasn't even on this episode and we are still dealing with drama. Scary Mary has got to go though! We were proud of Whitney and Heather for standing up for themselves. Meredith just wants to go after Jen, and...
Dec 09, 2021•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 245
We had to watch Hulu's "The Housewife and the Shah Shocker" for a deep dive into the arrest and alleged crime committed by one Jennifer Shah. Now, if you're a Bravo superfan (like Colt!) a lot of this information may not be new but it's still fascinating. We basically found out that Jen will most likely serve a decade in "camp". How did it get to this? Will her defense work of just "selling leads"? Why did nobody call this 'The Housewife and the Shahcker'? Missed opportunity on a play on words. ...
Dec 07, 2021•36 min•Ep. 244
This week we break down the premiere of Season 16 of RHOC. Can Heather save the show? Does Gina want to get adopted? Did Shane pass the bar? Will Shannon end up alone? Did Nicole sue Terry? Who is Sweet James? In Potomac, we sit down with Nicki Minaj and see her go after the women one by one, except Robyn, who she has a crush on. What makes Chris Bassett so upset? Can Candiace sing? Have Gizelle’s looks faded? How old is Karen? Will Mia and Wendy be back next season? We also talk all about Ramon...
Dec 02, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 243
Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! (And a happy week to all of our international Jurors!) We are so thankful for each and every one of you! <3 We talk all these Winter House, Potomac and Salt Lake this week. We can't believe Winter House is already over. It's been so much fun to watch people just be silly. But what about some of those missing storylines? Amanda-Kyle-Gabby and deeper into Ciara-Austen-Lindsay?! Either way, we all know the real gem of the house is Jason and we hope to see him in Summe...
Nov 24, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 242
This week is jam-packed! Peacock released RHUGT early and we are LOVING it! Seeing all of these women together have fun and be vulnerable is such a good time of silly and nice. Do yourself a favor and check it out! Winter House continues to entertain us with low stakes like Luke denying Gabby but writing a note to Julia. Lindsay and Jason find themselves together as a process of elimination and Andy may be leading on Paige... We are getting a tad bored with VPR. Is Lala a victim? How did Tom get...
Nov 17, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 241
Happiest of birthdays to our dear Summer Mary! We're coming to you a day early this week (and for the next few weeks) on a Tuesday! Is VPR over? Do we need a Schwartz & Sandy's spin-off with new servers? Are we watching sad lives? We did appreciate a Paul Nassif appearance (funny how he and LVP are friendly now). Is Lala misunderstood or just not a part of the group? Was the "culinary experience" a fancy name for a potluck? We enjoyed Part 1 of the Potomac reunion, but not sure we need 4 par...
Nov 10, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 240
Honestly there is so much to talk about! We discuss the Winter House double date, Kyle crying over Amanda, why Ciara could like Austen, and how Paige should unblock us. In VPR, LVP tries to buy out Schwartz and try to get into Schwartz and Sandy's, Lala claims Rand is a stand up guy while we watch them break up in real time, Brock is sus, and James “bumped” Raquel and her new nose. In the Potomac finale, we watch Karen walk up the stairs to renew her vows, get a little Macy Gray singing, expose ...
Nov 04, 2021•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 239
We loved Katie for sharing her story this week and that Tom is willing to give up pot but not hot tubs. Is Lala trying to protect Scheana or expose Brock? We can't get enough of Winter House! Hubb House came in hot this week! How is Austen in a love triangle? Will Kyle sleep at all this trip? Luke can make us an igloo anytime. Erika is sad, mad, tired, and exhausted but NOT the victim and we will just have to wait to see what she does. Did this reunion need to be four parts? In Salt Lake City, d...
Oct 28, 2021•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 238
Hats for Sale!!! We talk all about our new merch for sale, it only took five years! (You can buy at www.bonfire.com/two-judgey-girls-hat) We had five shows this week! FIVE! In VPR, LVP learned about FaceTune and The Toms collected a sperm sample. Has Sandoval finally transformed into the villain? We enjoyed the Winter House premiere and feel like we’ve stayed in this vacation home ourselves. Did anything happen? No. Did it feel like a warm hug? Absolutely. At the RHOBH reunion, Andy hit Erika ha...
Oct 21, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 237
What. A. Week! We have lots to discuss from the VPR trip to Palm Springs: pickle ball tournaments, toasts, steam rolling, not seeing your kids for four years, and Rachella! We are so happy for James and Raquel, even though we remain blocked. The RHOBH reunion showed Garcelle having class, Rinna switching couches in order to move on, a Halloween trailer, and Erika speaking her “truth” and butting in any chance she could. In Potomac, G can’t keep his tongue in his mouth, Karen learns what it means...
Oct 14, 2021•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 236
So many shows, so little time. Just kidding--you know we can talk for hours! We head to Palm Springs for the most romantic place, the rave tent at Coachella! Is there anything worse than the bar named Schwartz and Sandy's?! Beverly Hills ends in a dud of a finale but we were so glad Crystal had her time to shine. Bravo was smart to drop the reunion trailer today, because our bodies are ready for the next four weeks! Will the cast stay the same next season? We hope so! In Potomac, G did NOT put t...
Oct 07, 2021•1 hr 57 min•Ep. 235
We couldn’t get enough of the VPR kids and babies for season 9! This week we got back to the fighting with Sandoval vs Katie, James vs Max, Lala vs Scheana, Lala vs Raquel, Lala vs Ariana, Lala vs getting Rand to drink her breast milk. We thought it was a solid premiere! In Salt Lake City, we went ice fishing, saw Jen Shah's delusions, Meredith protecting her family, and Mary pooting. We went to Hotel Gizelle where Depends, popping squats, and reasonable shadiness were served. Gizelle even got a...
Sep 30, 2021•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 234
Is Dorothy still paying for Candiace's mortgage? Or the $10,000 music video? Can you believe Chris showed up in an apron!?! Thank goodness Candiace's friends have nice cars so that she could use them in the music video. Is Mia messy? Or is she just saying what we were all thinking. Meredith has finally found her voice and is standing up for her son, saying that is the only thing he has to identify with! We did appreciate rewatching Jen Shah's apology tour but she keeps at it, liking posts about ...
Sep 23, 2021•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 233
Questions we asked ourselves this week: What was up with the Met Gala? Did Karen and Gizelle really make amends? Does Chris drink all day to handle his husbanger duties? Does Ashley have a big forehead? Did anyone really not know that peanuts came in shells? Is Jen Shah going to jail? Did someone in the group tip off the feds? Will Sharieff divorce Jen? Does Mary talk to mannequins? Will Heather’s daughter be a Good Time Girl? Do chiropractors make a lot of money? Will Meredith and Lisa stay fri...
Sep 16, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 232
We were well fed this week: we got the RHOSLC extended trailer plus taglines, VPR trailer, and Winter House trailer! We have a lot to look forward to this fall! RHOP delivered again: Robyn and Gizelle dished about cheating (first hand experience), Candiace called Ashley all sort of names, Wendy and Karen were left out of Roby'ns birthday party and Mia had a heartfelt lunch with her mom. In Beverly Hills, we continue the dinner party from hell (part deux) where Erika threatens (no wait, promises ...
Sep 09, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 231
We seriously can’t get enough of RHOBH and Sutton vs Erika. Are Erika's tears real? Are the girls torturing her? Is Dorit defending Sutton? Why is Kyle throwing her renter under the bus? Also Kathy telling Dorit not to talk at the table was iconic. In Potomac, we saw Karen be sworn is as the ambassador of Surry County and announcing she also has a candle line, it’s three wicks. Wendy is still fighting with Robyn and Gizelle because Mia told her the girls said she was a “weak bitch" but maybe mad...
Sep 02, 2021•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 230
This week we were so proud of Zen Wen for sticking up to Gizelle and giving her a taste of her own medicine. Security was on stand by and Ashley came for two Coronas and left just in time after she blew everything up. Over at Crystal's third party of the week, Dorit tried to call Garcelle a bully and Erika said Sutton doesn’t want to be apart of the small town gossip. In New York the women had a Galentine's Day dressed in ugly pajamas, Eboni found her father, Sonja was drinking at home, and Ramo...
Aug 26, 2021•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 229
