Thank you to Sephora for partnering with us on this episode! hi chatttt!! this week we had y'all send in stories about the funniest or worst gifts you've received! in this episode we talked about the time Drew was gifted someone else's gift on purpose, when your aunt buys you pretend makeup when you're fully 20 years old???, and how to react when you buy your straight man crush designer perfume & he buys you a $5 tin lunchbox! HUGE THANK YOU TO SEPHORA FOR PARTNERING WITH US! WE LOVE YOU! Do...
Dec 03, 2024•45 min•Season 4Ep. 49
hi sick lil freaksss!! this week we concluded answering all y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about our favorite/least favorite parts of touring, how we'd ace the technical round in the Great British Baking Show, and our favorite teachers we had while growing up! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more in...
Nov 26, 2024•58 min•Season 4Ep. 48
hi sick lil baby freakssss!!! this week we continued to answer some of y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about Dramione fanfics???, eating 50 gyozas after a work event, and who we think was snubbed for the 2025 grammys! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P...
Nov 19, 2024•58 min•Season 4Ep. 47
hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we wanted to catch up with y'all and we thought it would be super cutie to do a Q&A with all of you! in this episode we talked about which fictional character we'd give Drew's book to, tips on how we survived living in the Dorms, and how much fun we had at the LA Premiere for "Wicked"!!! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!!...
Nov 12, 2024•53 min•Season 4Ep. 46
hi lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our beloved "Hear Me Out" series! in this episode we talk about setting boundaries, our favorite halloween costumes we saw online, and why liking Lightning McQueen isn't as bad as liking the Target Shopping Cart????? girl IDFK DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FO...
Nov 05, 2024•50 min•Season 4Ep. 45
hiiiiii freaks!! we concluded our spooky season episodes with a pair of sisters we get compared to literally every day of our lives LMAO as well as our Hear Me Out series! in this episode we talked about Drew's experience at her first ever NBA game, why Deison is locked in on James Spader, and we explain our beef with Dean Hardscrabble from "Monsters University." DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun sill...
Oct 29, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 44
hi freaks!! this week we decided to follow our current favorite TikTok trend and have y'all send in your #1 choices for a "Hear Me Out" cake! in this episode we talked about our favorite Olsen twin movies, what happens when we "go LEGO", and wtf is TARS from "Interstellar" doing on this list??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoi...
Oct 22, 2024•49 min•Season 4Ep. 43
hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's funny stories that happened to y'all while in a costume! in this episode we talked about Drew's issues with Vampire Diaries, when you get into a car accident while dressed like a Christmas tree, and our uncle who has a new bit every single Christmas Eve! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!!...
Oct 15, 2024•44 min•Season 4Ep. 42
hiii CHATTTT!!!! this week we started a spooky series where we had y'all send in stories about the funniest things that happened to you while you were in a Halloween costume! in this episode we talked about our current bits only we laugh at, our past Halloween costumes, and why we've never been sweating and secretly wished we weren't wearing chonies??? guys....what's going on?? IM SCARED DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR ...
Oct 08, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 41
hi freaks!!! HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! the first of our 5 costumes is revealed in this episode, we dressed up like one of our current favorite tv show! we answered even more of y'all's gardening questions! in this episode we talked about the masterpiece that is Greta Gerwig's "Little Women", what Deison thinks is Drew's most surprising quirk LMAO, and why Drew worries about Deison's everyday well-being sometimes :D DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! ...
Oct 01, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 40
hi CHATTTTTT!!! this week we continued our gardening series! in this episode we talk about our weirdest/rudest celebrity interactions, a couple of comments that gagged us??, and if we could build our dream smoke circle with characters from "The House of the Dragon"! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FO...
Sep 24, 2024•53 min•Season 4Ep. 39
hi freaks!!! this week we returned to our beloved "gardening" theme! in this episode we talked about how we almost died at the hand of a squirrel in Central Park, that one time Drew forgot she necked a party size bag of spicy doritos, and we describe what "gardening" feels like LMAO this episode was A LOT *** ALSO we are aware that we misremembered what character is Bad Ape! Deison was remembering Donkey from the same move lmao DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOK...
Sep 17, 2024•47 min•Season 4Ep. 38
Thank to our friends e.l.f. and Tinder for sponsoring this episode! Hi chat!! This week’s episode has been sponsored by our besties e.l.f. and Tinder because they have a super cutie collection coming out! in this week’s episode we answered some of y’alls questions about all things DATING! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ( https://drew-afualo.com/ ) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!!...
Sep 10, 2024•45 min•Season 4Ep. 37
hi chattttt!!! this week Drew wanted to do another gardening episode due to popular demand! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the Season 2 finale of "House of the Dragon", what advice we would've given our past selves for their first time gardening, and some of our favorite bits from tour! ***Team, our camera was trying to die at the end so that's why the episode ended so chaotically LMAOOO love that it happened during an episode where we're both super alert and locked in and not u...
Sep 03, 2024•50 min•Season 4Ep. 36
hi CHATTTT! SURPRISE!!! here's the live recording of our recent show in Los Angeles, California and so many of you lil freaks got to be there in person to see it! we know so many of you couldn't make it so we made sure to record one of our best shows so everyone could enjoy it! if you want to watch the rest of the live show to see us do a Q&A with our lil LA freaks, join our patreon! AGAIN we are truly so humbled and grateful to every single of you freaks. thank you for loving us as us, than...
Aug 27, 2024•54 min•Season 4Ep. 35
hi chat!! this week we concluded our series on answering all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we talked about Deison's current beef with TSA???, Drew's current book obsession, and share more funny stories from tour! Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind and warm throughout this tour! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! Thank you for supporting and loving us through so much! And a huge thank you to all of you who bought Drew's book - who is now the first Samoan woman to ...
Aug 20, 2024•51 min•Season 4Ep. 34
hi lil freakssss!! this week we continued to answer all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we recapped the first 11 shows of our tour!!, we shared which ride at Disneyland we'd most like to work, as well as why our earliest memories of us eating cereal in our chonies and watching early morning cartoons at our Grandpa's house lol Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind and warm throughout this tour! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! Thank you for supporting and loving us t...
Aug 13, 2024•54 min•Season 4Ep. 33
***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! hi freaksssss!! this week we had y'all ask us silly questions because we were inspired by Drew being asked "If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why??" in this episode we talked about all of the women named Daisy i...
Aug 06, 2024•46 min•Season 4Ep. 32
***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! hi freaks! this week we concluded our aura points segment & I can't believe it...but this one might have lost the most aura points out of all the stories we've read ! in this episode we talked about our amazing time at the WNBA All Sta...
Jul 30, 2024•54 min•Season 4Ep. 31
hi sweet lil freaks!! this week we continued to rate and giggle over your aura points stories and wow i feel like we learn so much about you all ! (derogatory) in this episode we talked about more of Drew's middle school lore, how many aura points you lose when you accidentally wave to someone who wasn't waving to you, and Deison's thoughts on the Gladiator 2 trailer! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BO...
Jul 23, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 30
hi freaks!! this week we pulled inspo from our FYPs and decided to ask y'all what have you done to lose aura points?? -- and obviously we will laughed too much & assigned the proper point amount! in this episode we talked about how we think Usain Bolt could increase his running time, Drew's valiant and overdue return to Twitter, and the time Deison was ghosted & she responded so she could have the last word LMAO COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afual...
Jul 16, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 29
****DISCLAIMER: audio is VERRRY different this episode because this one isn't with our normal mics so the sound is a lil funky. we had originally planned for no episode this week because we've both been super sick and slammed with work BUT we decided to film one anyways because we love u! hi lil freaks!! we concluded our FMK series where y'all send in your picks and this one was even more random than last week's if you can believe! in this episode we talked about how Sexyy Red & Aemon Targar...
Jul 09, 2024•39 min•Season 4Ep. 28
hi freakssss!! this week we continued our FMK series with all of y'all's picks! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Season 3 of The Bear!!!!!!!, whether we'd want to marry or kill Maurice from Planet of the Apes, and how Drew would FMK The Great British Baking Show, Modern Family, and the summer i turned pretty (spoiler alert: she wouldn't be able to exist!) COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S ...
Jul 02, 2024•56 min•Season 4Ep. 27
***BESTIES, the audio Gods were not on our side this episode so Drew's mic sounds a lil echoey :D just wanted to give y'all a heads up before we get 400 comments about it lol love youuuuuuuuuu*** hi lil freakssssss!!! this week we decided to play a harmless fun game of FMK and have y'all send in your suggestions! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on "Game of Thrones" & "House of the Dragon", whether or not the dad from "High School Musical" is hot, and why we think Caesar the Ape ...
Jun 25, 2024•55 min•Season 4Ep. 26
hi lil freaks!! in this week's episode we answered some advice questions sent in by our super awesome hot and sexy Patreoners!! in this episode we talked about how we navigated our quarter life crises/saturn returns, what to do when you're in a funk, and the time Drew almost had a meet cute at the UH Cafeteria Hall! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLI...
Jun 18, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 25
hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to peruse and learn y'all's sister/bestie dictionaries and they were hilarious PER USUAL! in this week's episode we talked about how we'd navigate Love Island as contestants, the most perfect cheesy movies that have ever existed, and more of our favorite bits with stupid Adam LMAO COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!...
Jun 11, 2024•56 min•Season 4Ep. 24
hi lil bb freaksssss!!! because we've been cackling at the sister/bestie dictionary trend on TikTok, we thought we'd have y'all send in yours! in this episode we talked about our vacaciones!!!, the origins of so many of our bits, and MOST importantly the difference between a turd vs. a Terd -- the answer may shock YOU. COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! ...
Jun 04, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 23
hiiiiii freaks :) in this episode we concluded our riveting series of Drew painfully describing what she thinks happens in specific movies for Deison to guess! in this episode we talked about which ape we would eliminate IMMEDIATELY in the "Planet of the Apes" series, a really funny experience we had in New York recently, and why did they make E.T. look all crusty and dehydrated for? like what was the reason???? COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or...
May 28, 2024•59 min•Season 4Ep. 22
hiiii sweet lil freaks! this week we continued our series on Drew inaccurately (and sometimes accurately!!) describing movies to Deison! in this episode we talked about our personal nail journey, our thoughts on the "Black Swan", and why "Rugrats in Paris" deserves more national recognition & was 10000% Oscar worthy!!! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 202...
May 21, 2024•56 min•Season 4Ep. 21
hi lil freakssss!!! this week we had y'all send in movies for Drew to describe to Deison and why did we lowkey kill this challenge likeeeeeee 🤭 in this episode we talked about our opinions on the "Divergent" series, our current thoughts on the upcoming "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what Drew thinks happens in "Pride and Prejudice" (we've never seen it - bet you couldn't tell!!!) COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREO...
May 14, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 20
