hi lil freaksssss!!! this week we continued to answer some hard hitting questions submitted by our loyal Patreoners! in this episode we talked about why Donnie is the most annoying person at the airport, why the ocean truly terrifies us, and our longest standing/current bits we're obsessed with! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR C...
May 07, 2024•57 min•Season 4Ep. 19
hi sick lil freakssssss !!! this week we had our lovely Patreoners send in some questions for us to answer and it was so much fun! in this episode we talked about our 17 hr trip to the Big Apple, how we told our mom we're big BUSTY gals, and what interview questions we'd have for Austin Butler, Jacob Elordi, and Timothee Chalamet! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 3...
Apr 30, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 18
hi freaks!! this week we concluded our saga on things y'all's exes did and you stayed and this one might be the nastiest one yet.... in this episode we talked about OUR NATIONWIDE TOUR!!! (buy your tickets at the link below!!), when your boyfriend's mud butt makes it into the shower, and how to navigate when you walk in on your boyfriend chewing his toenails off like a cat :D !! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDE...
Apr 23, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 17
hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!...
Apr 16, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 16
hellooo sick lil freaks!! this week we asked y'all to send in stories about things your ex did and you still stayed with them :'( we gasped over men's hygiene almost the entire time, can u BELIEVE????? in this episode we talked about the first serious conversation Drew & Pili had, what to do when your bf cheats on you & wears a tie you bought him to his wedding???, and how to react when someone serenades you with an intimate ukulele performance ???? :D PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will ...
Apr 09, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 15
hi freaks!!! :D this week we decided to do another gardening episode because y'all have been enjoying the last couple lol in this episode we talked about new rules that should be implemented at TSA, how many geese we could WRECK in a fight, and Drew's trick to have dolphin skin on her back! :) PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more ...
Apr 02, 2024•59 min•Season 4Ep. 14
hi freakss!!! this week we continued to "garden" and answer y'all's questions annndddd let's just say we were feelin it this episode (meaning Deison was lmao) in this episode we talked about our favorite tv "himbos," pet peeves we have that we believe deserve punishments, and who we think was the original family vlog channel ????? PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Vis...
Mar 26, 2024•59 min•Season 4Ep. 13
hi freaks!! this week we did one of our most highly requested episodes where we've "gardened" and answered y'all's questions!! in this episode we talked about our new tattoos!!!, how we'd take care of loose seagulls in our house, and why no one asks Drew about her AP Test Scores???? PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our...
Mar 19, 2024•56 min•Season 4Ep. 12
hiiii sick lil freaksss !!! this week we continued to talk about all of y'all's tv shows and movie hot takes! in this episode we talked about whether or not romantic comedies are back????, Drew breaks down the cinematic classic "Burlesque", and Deison's least favorite character in "The Summer I Turned Pretty"!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoi...
Mar 12, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 11
hi freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your hot takes on ALL things regard tv shows and movies and GUESS WHAT - we disagreed a lot with y'all LMAO in this episode we talked about thinking "The Office" is boring?? (so wrong), why "She's the Man" is a cult classic that doesn't get enough recognition, and shared stories from our past lives as corporate america girlies LMAO PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomi...
Mar 05, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 10
hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our series on the most embarrassing things y'all did for crushes and BOY did you deliver!!! in this episode we talked about Deison's current hyper fixation (white boy of the month obvs), our current bit with Adam (maybe he makes an appearance in this eppy IDK), and the time Drew was in a love square UNBEKNOWNST to her and AGAINST her will :) PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun...
Feb 27, 2024•59 min•Season 4Ep. 9
hi sick freaksss!! in the spirit of February we asked y'all to send in stories about embarrassing things you did for crushes and.....it was A LOT... in this episode we talked about falling off your crush's loft bed & having to buy him dinner, new tv shows Drew is currently consuming, and Deison's new crushes !! (spoiler alert: they're men!) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Eart...
Feb 20, 2024•55 min•Season 4Ep. 8
hi sick freaks!! first guest episode of 2024 and it's none other than our gorgeous talented hilarious super successful friend Caleb Hearon!!!!! in this episode we talked about Caleb's top secret way to decompress, the life event that forced Drew to complete 75 Hard, and why Deison's veganism changed the trajectory of her friendship with Caleb. this episode felt very gay....not sure why?? LITERALLY FOLLOW CALEB ON EVERYTHING @calebsaysthings ! We cannot recommend enough to see him perform live, h...
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 7
hi freaksss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your current most polarizing hot takes on all things food, pop culture, silly stuff, ETC! in this episode we recapped our trip across the pond!!, shared what we're referring to diarrhea as in 2024, and why there's literally NO way ON EARTH that cake is better than pie ? (NICE TRY!) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - NYX Cosmetics: Get y...
Feb 06, 2024•56 min•Season 4Ep. 6
in this essay i will prove to you why we believe egg salad will ALWAYS be superior!!! this week we concluded giggling over y'all's ins and outs for 2024! in this episode we talked about what drinks make your breath stink the most, our favorite lip oils, and more of our current favorite bits. ps: we filmed this pre-London so we'll be recapping this in next week's episode!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponso...
Jan 30, 2024•46 min•Season 4Ep. 5
omg what the heck Hi!!! here's a cutie lil snippet of our most recent Patreon bonus eppy! all our bonus eppys have neverending Zoomies and Unfiltered thoughts! hi sick lil freaks!!! In this super duper up close episode of Two Idiot Girls Gone WILDDDDD why we think our bestie Alex could be the most decorated Canadian olympian of ALL TIME, our thoughts on Regina George being a lesbian, and our current favorite bits! IF you want to hear the rest of this episode (because why wouldn't you???) you can...
Jan 24, 2024•5 min
hi freaks! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's Ins and Outs as well as have 400000 mins of zoomies :) in this episode we reveal our new set!!!, discussed our first trip in 2024, and the multiple uses for those gorgeous controversial Tabby shoes! it was A LOTTTTT For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - MeUndies: This Valentine’s Day, give the gift that’ll always have them thinkin...
Jan 23, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 4
hi freaks! due to popular demand we had y'all send in your current Ins and Outs for 2024! the zoomies for this one are pretty extensive lol in this episode we talked about why sicko men deserve to be in the Upside Down, Drew's current love for extension cords, and why being single is OUT for 2024 :) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don...
Jan 16, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 3
hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we continued answering y'alls questions for us! in this episode we talked about Drew's NEW current video game obsession, our thoughts on new years resolutions, and stinky ass????? why does that keep coming up??? so random... For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - NYX Cosmetics: Get your NYX Cosmetics Pro Fix Stick Concealers at your favorite makeup retaile...
Jan 09, 2024•52 min•Season 4Ep. 2
HAPPY NEW YEAR BEAN FREAKS!! omg new year and new season of two idiot girls WAT THE HECK?! because there's so many new people here we decided to do a Q&A for y'all! in this episode we talked about Drew's current video game hyperfixation, yet another embarrassing college library story for Deison, and what our top 5 favorite drinks were in 2023 LMAO For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: -...
Jan 02, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 1
hi besties! FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR ALERRRRRRTTTT!! and guess what?? we didn't miss any episodes ALL of 2023! WAT THE HECK!! to continue our tradition from last year, we wanted to finish off 2023 by having y'all share your most embarrassing moments of the entire year and wow we can't believe so many of you fell down in 2023??? LMAO in this episode we talked about Drew's wild experience at the Barbie premiere, how to gaslight your way out of destroying the concrete curb in your work parking lot...
Dec 26, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 52
hiiiiiii :) our current favorite trend on TikTok rn is silent reviews so we decided to have y'all send us things you'd want us to give a silent review on! to make it more accessible to audio only listeners, we took turns guessing what the other one's silent review was TRULY trying to convey and it went just as perfect as we assumed it would lol in this episode we talked about the Cake Boss???, our ranking of the HSM trilogy, and Deison's 30th birthday weekend !!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-fill...
Dec 19, 2023•44 min•Season 3Ep. 51
hi bestiessssss! this week we concluded our Dating Advice series and we actually answered a lot of questions this time LMAO in this episode we talked about how to confront a bad kisser, getting back into the dating field after a bad breakup, and MOST IMPORTANTLY: what to do when a man puts his bare feet on your lap in the middle of a first date 0_0 ...... WAT We'll be hosting a super special silly fun Trivia Night on our Patreon on December 12, 2023!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more inf...
Dec 12, 2023•57 min•Season 3Ep. 50
hi friendssss!! y'all's favorite episodes are about dating and us giving advice so we decided to combine the two for this one! in this episode we talked about how to date someone with differing beliefs from you (spoiler alert: don't do it lol), how to pick yourself back up after an awful break up, and our unfiltered UNWAVERING thoughts on the 2023 Great British Bakeoff finale! We'll be hosting a super special silly fun Trivia Night on our Patreon on December 12, 2023!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiot...
Dec 05, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 49
hiiii! hey so the camera quality of our show just got a new upgradeeeeee :) check out the YouTube version to see it live and in action! ok so for this week we concluded our Kiss Marry Ignore series on y'all's choices and it was definitely a LOT. in this episode we talked about how skid marks are ALWAYS going to be ignored, we learned more about Drew's disdain for Capricorns, and Deison briefly talks about her new white boy of the month (it's Tom Blyth lmao) all in all, it was a good time!! For e...
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 48
omg hiiii! this week our Idiot Friends from our Patreon asked for us to play Kiss Mary Ignore with y'all's choices and it was a RIDE lmao in this episode we talked about how we'll always ignore stinky butt, our current favorite bit, and why we think we should be hired to work on season 3 of The Summer I Turned Pretty???!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Uncommon Goods: To get 15% ...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 47
omg bean freaks we had the ABSOLUTE pleasure of having our faves Good Children aka Joe & Andrew on the pod this week!! they are TRULY the tethers of us that we always needed :D in this episode we talked about Andrew & Deison making New Years Eve about them, how the 4 of us will for sure be performing at the NYC marathon next year (can you do that?), and why you shouldn't do impressions on a first date. This was recorded at Spotify Studios NY! Thank you so much for letting us film there! ...
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 46
omg hi bestiessss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your funniest college stories/stories that happened to you after high school and y'all delivered PER USUAL. in this episode we talked about bad breath vs. stinky breath, getting trampled on your college football field, and the time Drew almost kissed a frog?? For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirl...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 45
omg hiiii bean freakssss! happy spooky season (or happy Tuesday) to you all! we concluded our funny Halloween stories series this week and we ended on quite the high note. in this episode we talked about that awful moment when no one knows your costume, argued over which is thee SUPERIOR halloween candy, and shared one of our favorite stories about Donnie Dumps! JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Tushy: Take care of yourself ...
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 44
hi besties!! it's spooky season so we thought, what better way to celebrate than by having y'all send in your funny Halloween stories?! in this episode we talk about committing so hard to your costume that you almost pass out from heat exhaustion, that one time Deison took Drew to a Halloween Horror Nights for her bday and almost ruined the entire day, and some of our best Halloween costume moments! it was scary good fun FOR SURE Our Sponsor for this week is: - Green Chef: Visit greenchef.com/id...
Oct 24, 2023•58 min•Season 3Ep. 43
