hi besties!! so this week we decided to finish off our Q&A series because we ended up getting more questions after last week's episode! in this episode we talked about what we'd be doing professionally if we hadn't started our podcast, our personal interior decorating styles, and what we see happening in each other's futures (will Deison fall in love? what will be Drew's next success?!!) we had a lot of fun i guess idk lmao ok luv u bye!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Control Body O...
Oct 17, 2023•45 min•Season 3Ep. 42
omg hiiiiiiiiiii!! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a bonus eppy FULLLLL of an unreasonable amount of zoomies?????? k. hi idiot friendssss!! In this episode Drew shares a NEW DRINK ALERTTTTT, we share our current faves on the newest season of our absolute beloved “Great British Bakeoff”, and some tea on an upcoming Comment Section episode???? yeahhhh you could say things got a lil wild 👀 IF you want to hear the rest of this episode (because why wouldn't you???) you can listen to the rest ...
Oct 16, 2023•5 min
hi friends!! this week we continued to answer all of your super cool fun questions for your favorite two idiot girls and it was QUITE a ride??? in this episode we shared our Parisian excusions, what Glee covers are truly THAT girl, and how our moon signs seem to destroy us/reveal our deepest thoughts at the most inconvenient time??? Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code TWO...
Oct 10, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 41
omg hiii! this week we did a cutie lil q&A from y'all to us because the year is almost over and we thought it was time! in this episode we talk about our dream smoke seshes (why is there so many men in Deison's??? i'm scared?), Drew's current favorite TikTok video, and what our personal Roman Empires are! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/twoidiotgirls - Julie: Go to JULIECARE.CO/twoidiotgirls to get $10 off you...
Oct 03, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 40
hi friends!! omg ok so this week we continued to read y'all's unhinged Disneyland stories and I feel like we continue to learn more and more about y'all...idk if that's good or bad yet but i'll keep you updated i guess?? in this episode we giggle over our favorite football teams??? (this is a lie), the time Drew was killing it on the dance floor and mowed over an old lady & baby, and whatever tf Mickey's Backyard BBQ is? Our Sponsor for this week is: - Curology: Now, get up to 6 skincare pro...
Sep 26, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 39
hi friendssss!! because we are both Disney adults and have been requested to do this topic a billion times, we decided to do an episode dedicated to y'all's funniest Disneyland Stories & hot takes! in this episode we shared which bathrooms to NOT use, that time Donnie Dumps was waterboarded on Splash Mountain, and pissing your pants in line for Space Mountain?? idk either man... Our Sponsors for this week are: -Vegamour: Give yourself the hair you never thought you could have with Vegamour &...
Sep 19, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 38
hi friendssss!! this week we continued our series on funny back to school stories and why did so many of you have fart & poop stories?? why was that such a common theme amongst our audience??? WHY DO WE ATTRACT SO MANY OF Y'ALL HERE???? i'm scared... in this episode we talked about the power of gaslighting people into not believing that you farted, that time Deison let a random girl borrow her PE clothes, and more stories about all of the times Drew traumatized Deison by choking on candies??...
Sep 12, 2023•59 min•Season 3Ep. 37
hi besties!! because so many of y'all are going back to school (and we haven't been back in school in a billion years) we asked you to send in your funniest back to school stories and y'all DELIVEREDDDDD. in this episode we talked about how powerful it felt to be the one in class who wrote on the whiteboard, gaslighting people into why you are NOT the type of person to fart out loud??, and why Beyoncé is truly the most beautiful talented special woman to ever grace the Earth pERIOD. JOIN OUR MEM...
Sep 05, 2023•45 min•Season 3Ep. 36
omg hi friends! for this week our super cutie idiot friends chose the topic and they decided on college horror stories! in this episode we talked about when your professor is in love with your dad, that time Deison woke up to a 40 year old referee in her college house, and how Drew lied about wearing her moped helmet LMAO JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo...
Aug 29, 2023•53 min•Season 3Ep. 35
hi friends!! this week we concluded our funny concert stories series and this one was like....a LOT idk?? in this episode we talked about the excitement in seeing boygenius for the first time, shaving your body for your One Direction concert, and our current vague opinions about a show we told y'all to watch last year and how obsessed we currently are!! JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Tushy: Stop wiping and start washing. ...
Aug 22, 2023•52 min•Season 3Ep. 34
hi bean freaks! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a super cutie episode we did with our beautiful amazing Mom! in this episode we talked about how deison was the most perfect baby that’s ever existed, how drew was the angriest baby in the world, and how she was able to raise us individually and into being each other’s best friends in the world! IF you want to hear the rest of this episode (because why wouldn't you???) you can listen to the rest it AND look at a bunch more bonus content at p...
Aug 17, 2023•6 min
hi besties! as of right now our membership on patreon is LIVE for all of you bean freaks!! we'll be uploading bts content, bonus videos, special episodes with more members of the Afualo cinematic universe, and so much more!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! because we just lived through one of the historic Eras concerts and it's literally all we can think of, we decided to ask y'all to share your funny concert stories and some of these were...a LOT lmao in this episode we talked ...
Aug 15, 2023•50 min•Season 3Ep. 33
hi besties!! this week we concluded our series on random childhood crushes and I can't believe we felt just as gagged as last week? in this episode we talked about how Tess from "Camp Rock" was THEE mean girl, our favorite Taylor Swift & Beyonce albums, and how one of you believes "Every girl has dated a guy that resembles Otis from "Back at the Barnyard"??? EVERY girl???? idk about that one We’re in the works of launching a membership for all of you!! Please take our survey so we can know w...
Aug 08, 2023•58 min•Season 3Ep. 32
besties i wanted to let you know that the audio Gods were truly against us in this episode that we ended up filming three times?? LOL so the audio is a little funky in this but nevertheless overall HILARIOUS AND COMEDIC if i do say so myself 🫡 hiiii friends! this week we continued to giggle and cackle over y'all's random childhood crushes and I'm not gonna lie, we were left speechless more than once this episode....in this episode we talked about Passport to Paris AGAIN, how Mia's crush in "Pri...
Aug 01, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 31
Omg besties! This week we had one of our best friends Brittany Broski on the pod and I think we were supposed to talk about y’all’s random childhood crushes but instead we talked about our crushes (and by that we mean Deison and Brittany’s lmao) and ended up just having the zoomies for over an hour :P in this episode we talked about Brittany’s current white boy of the month, how Drew would come home from school looking like she got hit by a car, and how Deison is currently coping without a crush...
Jul 25, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 30
hi besties!! this week we concluded our beige flag series and I will not lie, the zoomies really overtook us in this one LMAO in this episode we talked about when your boyfriend can only watch TikToks with their volume turned all the way up, referring to your forehead as "fronthead," and why we believe that Shrek is hot both in ogre form AND human form IDCCCCCCC We’re in the works of launching a membership for all of you!! Please take our survey so we can know what y’all wanna see in it: https:/...
Jul 18, 2023•46 min•Season 3Ep. 29
hi besties! this week we continued our beige flag series and there were quite a few discrepencies on what is a beige flag vs. a red flag LOL in this episode we talked about writing fanfiction in a secret code, when your husband pretends he can't fit in the doorway after the gym, and even more about our love for the absolute treasure that is "The Great British Baking Show." (Noel PLEASE come on our podcast we adore you) Our Sponsor for this week is: - HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirl...
Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 28
hi besties!!! this week one of you suggested we dedicate an entire episode to beige flags SO HERE IT IS!! in this episode we talked about setting a 7 hour timer instead of an alarm, sharking the parking lot, and how a fan offered to buy Drew any drink of her choice and she immediately settled on a nice crispy diet coke??? Our Sponsor for this week is: - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/twoidiotgirls - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and down...
Jul 04, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 27
Hi friendssss! This week we did a part 2 of funny sibling stories and we honestly wish we could do 10000 more episodes on these LMAO in this episode we talked about you & your sisters hitting each other with spoons when your parents are away, missing out on the Jonas Brothers 3D movie & acoustic set, and the origin of Donnie Dumps’ name! Twas a good one for sure LOL
Jun 27, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 26
hi besties!! this week we had our most requested guest from the Afualo Cinematic Universe - the one and onlyyy Donnie Dumps!!! to go with all of super silly hilarious sibling stories, we had y'all send yours in and lemme tell u, we were giggling and cackling :D in this episode we talked about lying to your siblings because it's funny, calling your Dad's office phone to tattle on your brother not doing chores, and whether or not Donnie will make his return to the comedy realm -- ONLY TIME WILL TE...
Jun 20, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 25
hellooo friends! this week we're back from a much needed family vacation and were inspired to have y'all send in your own personal funny family vacation stories! in this episode we talk about awkwardly meeting Chip & Dale at breakfast, people assuming you & your gf are a mother & daughter on vacation, and getting in trouble so your family goes on vacation without you???? Our Sponsors for this week are: - Julie: Julie is an FDA-approved, morning after pill that helps stop pregnancy be...
Jun 13, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 24
hiiii friendssss! we're back with the ending of our short lil advice check in with y'all and it is full to brim with nonsense and so much help! lol in this episode we talked about managing homesickness in your first years at college, can 20 year olds have a comeback glow up moment?!, and why shopping for clothes is a neverending nightmare for us! Our Sponsor for this week is: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor toda...
Jun 06, 2023•45 min•Season 3Ep. 23
hellooo friends!! this week we continued to answer more of y'all's advice questions and we had ALL the answers :P in this episode we talked about how to get over your ugly mean situationships, cultivating a relationship with your sibling's S.O., and some new personal icks we've developed for men specifically :) FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo
May 30, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 3Ep. 22
hi friends!! this week we asked y'all if you needed advice annnnd like 350 of you said UM YEAH KINDAAAAA??? in this episode we talked about entering/exiting situationships, are period poops worse than diarrhea, and tips on how we've found ourselves/are still finding ourselves :D Our Sponsors for this week are: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. - HelloFresh: Go to HelloFre...
May 23, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 21
hi friendsss!! this week we completed the end of our AITA saga! in this episode we talked about applying to our ex-situationship's job, our ethics on whether or not ghosting people is good, and even more famous white men that Drew can't tell the difference between :) it was a mess, per usual lol Our Sponsors for this week are: - Julie: Julie is an FDA-approved, morning after pill that helps stop pregnancy before it starts. You can go to JULIECARE.CO to learn more or find Julie at your nearest CV...
May 16, 2023•45 min•Season 3Ep. 20
hi friends!! this week we dove into more of y'all's personal "Am I the Asshole" scenarios and literally only like 2 of you are actually assholes LOL in this episode we talked about keeping lipsticks your cheating ex had delivered to your house, how to maintain boundaries with a friend who crossed you, and how Deison has mastered ending a conversation with someone you don't want to talk to anymore! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go ...
May 09, 2023•54 min•Season 3Ep. 19
hi besties! this week we had the absolute pleasure of going through all of your personal "Am I the Asshole" scenarios with none other than the amazing talented and beautiful Morgan Absher from Two Hot Takes!! in this episode we talked about hiding olive oil from your roommates, when your best friend admits they have a crush on your boyfriend, and is it ok to lie to your kids about how the ice cream truck only plays music when they're out of ice cream??? GIRL I KNOW lol THANK U AGAIN to Morgan fo...
May 02, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 18
hellooo friendsss! this week we decided to copy the 2022 versions of us and do a quick cute lil recap for y'all on our experience at Coachella Weekend One this year! in this episode we talked about visiting Drew's spicy pizza pie place of worship, Deison running into her crush???, and our running bits for that weekend lmao Our Sponsors for this week are: - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/twoidiotgirls . - Julie: Julie is an FDA-approved, morning a...
Apr 25, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 17
hi besties!! this week we continued our embarrassing prom and dance stories and it honestly got even weirder this time?? in this episode we talked about more stories from Drew's senior prom, when your teacher gets drunk for the first time at prom and takes her dress off, and when Deison got to do donuts in a school bus on her way home from senior night??? idk mannnn Our Sponsor for this week is: - Manscaped: Get 20% off + free shipping with the code twoidiotgirls at manscaped.com . That’s 20% of...
Apr 18, 2023•47 min•Season 3Ep. 16
hiii bestiessss!! :)) because of Prom season we wanted to giggle with y'all over your embarrassing cringey Prom and High School dance stories! in this episode we talked about being ditched by your date, getting swerved when going in for a kiss & stabbing your boob on his boutonniere, and even more details about our personal horrific prom experiencesssss lol Our Sponsors for this week are: - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/twoidiotgirls - Lume:...
Apr 11, 2023•55 min•Season 3Ep. 15
