Host Matt is Going to School
And we're back. Congrats to host Matt on going to more school.
Mar 13, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Two Guys, One Lapdog
Hosts Matt Mayer and Ryan Yoshida offer their two cents on an array of topics varying from small dog ownership and, "being the drunk friend", to mostly inaccurate takes on sports, politics, and society in general.
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Ryan is Getting a Tattoo
Host Ryan couldn't follow through on winter shorts so now he may get a tattoo. You heard it here first. TGOLD Nation stand up.
Mar 07, 2019•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 14
The one about Host Ryan's Pronunciation
If you're reading this stop and just listen to the episode.
Mar 06, 2019•59 min•Season 2Ep. 13
The Oscars Reaction
And we are back with full episodes. The two guys take back the podcast from NPR Matt who graced us with his poignant, if not short, readings earlier in the week. This episode we respond to listener voicemails and forget to turn on the mics. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Feb 28, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Spepisode 2: A Special Guest
Tune in as we shake it up for this podcast. A very special guest will read a collection of stories as we bring you another special episode. Feeling anxious? Winter's got you down? Well the soothing overtures of todays podcast will be sure to calm your nerves (or put you to sleep). Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Feb 27, 2019•11 min•Season 2Ep. 11
Sink Etiquette, Headstrong Controversy, and In-Sync Workouts
And we're back. Stay tuned for some announcements on our 5k and subscribe/leave us a rating. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Feb 21, 2019•57 min•Season 2Ep. 10
@headstrong, 5k for the Cure, and Abducted in Plain Sight
Boooooooooom, we're back! Same shit, different day. Let's dialogue.
Feb 19, 2019•1 hr 8 min
Host Ryan's Diagnosis
And we're back. This week, our hosts talk about Ryan's worrisome recent diagnosis and give you ways to support him through his journey. They also spend a long time on Adam Levine's figure, give their thoughts on the recent episode of the Bachelor, and listen to some listener voicemails. Keep an eye out for our merch and a possible charity 5k that is ambitiously slated for Feb 20th but we'll see if we can get our shit together. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Feb 14, 2019•42 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Snowpocalypse
In this weeks episode, Host Ryan's hands are failing him, the Two guys debate the right way to close a cap and the lapdog is upset they record without her. Look out for the merch and don't forget to leave us a review for some extra content. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Feb 12, 2019•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Can we call this a Sandwich?
BOOM! What's up TGOLD Nation, we're back. Hosts Matt and Ryan are coming to you love in the new FoGro Studio 2. The boys jump right into things with a quick Weekend Recap. Host Matt questions Ryans reliance on coffee. The private snap is ready for you TGOLD, just remember to leave your snapchat username when you rate and review on iTunes!! Next the boys spill tea over self-defense class and gym etiquette. Bachelor talk continues as the guys talk about the action packed Week 5. Episode closes out...
Feb 07, 2019•57 min
21, Super Bowl, Listener Voicemails
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Feb 06, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Super Bowl
Welcome back to a new TGOLD episode. This week is our first episode coming from FOGRO Studios 2 - our new permanent home for recording. Let us know what you think about the change and don't forget to keep leaving voicemails with Host Ryan.
Jan 31, 2019•1 hr 20 min•Season 2Ep. 4
The Dog Speaks
TGOLD is back with another episode. Join us this week as the guys debate Twitter and Instagram, give there take on this season of the Bachelor, and we may or may not hear the lapdog speak for the first time. Get ready as we prepare to launch some exciting new projects including video, merch, and new interview segments. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Jan 29, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 3
The one about Fyre Festival...
Boom, we're back! Welcome to another episode of Two Guys, One Lapdog. The guys are joined by long time favorite NPR Matt to talk politics, chihuahua milk, and the new intern Rachel. Host Ryan takes it upon himself to record the episode wearing AirPods, and host Matt has a few words for him. The guys transition into a new segment, "Abuela's Diary", where they discuss the busy, chaotic life of an aging chihuahua. The guys wrap the episode up talking about the newest Netflix documentary, Fyre Festi...
Jan 24, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 2
TGOLD SEASON 2
And we're back. You thought we were gone, but here we are, back again to bring you even better content. Yes we went on hiatus, yes we left the loyal TGOLD nation without any sweet sweet content for what seems like an eternity. But good news. Season 2 is here and we are back with your favorite segments, a new intro, and some exciting projects planned for Q1 2019. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the best podcast you've never heard of.
Jan 22, 2019•1 hr 6 min
Two Guys No Lapdog
And, we're back. The confusion, the delays, the days without a new TGOLD episode. Finally your suffering is ending and Host Matt and Host Ryan reunite for an all new episode. Listen in and buckle up for some content coming at you all the way from the Hawaiian Islands. We hope you never have to go this long without a new episode ever again. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Dec 31, 2018•31 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Best Episode Yet: Christmas Special: Lost Tapes Volume II
Merry Christmas to TGOLD Nation. Today we have decided to bring you a special gift in the form of a lost tape. Host Ryan does not remember recording this, Host Matt remembers pieces, but we will all remember Host Ryan’s promise to wax and tattoo himself on instagram live so keep a lookout for that @twoguysonelapdog. So gather the family, put down the Christmas music, and tune in over Christmas dinner as TGOLD brings you laughter and joy this holiday season.
Dec 25, 2018•25 min•Season 1Ep. 22
One Guy, No Lapdog Pt. 3
Boom, host Ryan is back with a new special guest. He sits down with an old high school friend at his old high school to discuss frat parties, celebrity encounters, and Ryan's dating life. Tune in as Host Ryan pioneers the outdoor podcast and pulls out two booms in one episode. There's only two more episodes until our hosts are reunited so make sure to catch the end of TGOLD's nationwide tour next week. As always follow the instagram @twoguysonelapdog and give us a follow on twitter @2guys1lapdog...
Dec 21, 2018•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 21
One Guy, No Lapdog Pt. 2
BOOM! We're back, or should we say Hosts Matt's back. Host Matt is on assignment reporting from Chico State University with a few members of TGOLD Nation. Host Matt talks Cardi B, homemade lozenges, and partying at Chico. The Lapdog sends her regards and can't wait to kick off Q1 with a blast! Host Ryan is still in the beautiful Rainbow state preparing for the much anticipated TGOLD Travel Series. Everyone here at the TGOLD is hoping you're enjoying this holiday season and don't forget to tune i...
Dec 18, 2018•53 min
One Guy No Lapdog
And we're back. Get ready as we kick off our holiday set of TGOLD episodes today. For the next few weeks, we'll be diving into the holiday season with a slate of special guests and hometown specials as our hosts spend some much needed time away from each other. They may be apart, but you best believe they will be producing the kind of quality content you've come to know and love here in TGOLD nation. But don't despair, this time apart is only the lead up to a the first TGOLD Travel Series as Hos...
Dec 14, 2018•40 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Friendsgate: Host Ryan is pushed to the edge
Boom! We're back. The guys recap their Fajita, MLS Cup, and Consuella filled weekend, drop some essential Morning Announcements, and dive into Bumble... but with other stuff. This holiday season will be filled with special guest from TGOLD nation, the guys hometowns, and much more. Host Ryan loses his shit when Matt challenges the integrity of the popular show, "Friends", as they discuss Netflix's most recent scandal. We head back into, The Dorm Room, where all (3) host give you their Dorm Room ...
Dec 11, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Week day recap, Would you Rather, What's in the News?, & Special Guest: Eammon
BOOM! We're back with our weekly dose of content. MORNING ANNOUNCEMENT: The race for Fall Royalty ends tonight at 11:57 p.m. so get your best fits off! Hosts Matt and Ryan are joined by special guest Eammon to bring you popular segments like Would you rather, What's in the News?, and Weekend Warriors. The guys do an impromptu, "Weekday recap", after a night of beer dye and binge drinking right in the middle of finals. Sit back, turn your headphones up, and enjoy the best podcast you've never hea...
Dec 06, 2018•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 19
White water kayaking, The dorm room, and the Crock Pot
TGOLD is back to brighten up your Tuesday morning. Host Matt and Host Ryan recap Matt’s fly fishing adventures (follow his new fly fishing Instagram @_stablegenius). They bring back “The Dorm Room” and talk about their plans to go snowboarding. How Host Ryan is going to survive that in shorts is yet to be seen. Host Matt and Host Ryan also get ready for the holidays so look out for our holiday episodes with special guests, new segments, and a TGOLD trip to sunny Hawaii. Also be on the look out f...
Dec 04, 2018•56 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Fall Royalty, Bumble... But with other stuff, & What's in the Lyrics
BOOM! We're back with another episode to get you through the week. Submit you or your friends best fall fits to be nominated as a Fall King or Queen, but hurry because the DM's are filling up (insta: @twoguysonelapdog). Matt and Ryan will select 2 Kings and 2 Queens to receive a FREE limited edition Two Guys, One Lapdog long sleeve t-shirt. The guys return with another segment of Bumble... but with other stuff where they discuss graduation, living with parents, and the Impossible Burger. A brand...
Nov 29, 2018•53 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Thanksgiving Recap, Chihuahua Milk, & Romaine Lettuce
And they’re back. Host Matt and Host Ryan are here to bless your ears with sweet content. They recap their Thanksgivings, give a PSA about romaine lettuce and figure out how to survive the upcoming apocalypse. Learn about the best ways to tackle Black Friday, riots, and the benefit of lactose in the newest TGOLD episode. Get ready for the Christmas season where we have some exciting things in store for TGOLD Nation and keep an eye out for some exclusive merch. As always don’t forget to follow us...
Nov 27, 2018•55 min•Season 1Ep. 16
A TGOLD Thanksgiving
Host Matt and Host Ryan are working through the holidays to bring you content. They'll bring you the best takes on how to tackle turkey day and even bring in a special guest host to take you through the ins and outs of whether to tackle your great aunt during the annual Thanksgiving football game, how much is too much to drink at the kids table, and how to fight back against the commercialization of the holiday season. Sit down at your family dinner, turn up this podcast, and get ready for the b...
Nov 22, 2018•59 min•Season 1Ep. 15
The Lost Episode
It’s Thanksgiving week so we have a special lost episode. Our lapdog took an early thanksgiving break so while the references might not be current, the content is just as good. Don’t forget to join us for a special Thanksgiving Spepisode this Thursday and keep an eye out for our upcoming merch giveaway. That’s right, a merch giveaway. As always follow us on Instagram, tweet us and give us a review. Welcome back to the best podcast you’ve never heard of.
Nov 20, 2018•37 min•Season 1Ep. 14
The Berlin Chronicles
Host Matt and Host Ryan are back yet again. This week the listeners have spoken: Host Ryan will be spending the entire winter in shorts. TGOLD Nation, let's get some hashtag suggestions and get his suffering trending. The listener voicemails that sentenced Host Ryan to his fate wanted to give him an out in the form of leggings, but Host Ryan's integrity is too strong to accept and his bare skin will be exposed to the elements starting December 22. Also this week a new segment is introduced that ...
Nov 15, 2018•48 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Climate Change vs. Going to the Gym
Host Matt and Host Ryan are back yet again to bring in your Tuesday! The guys start out with their weekend recap, a few morning announcements, and jump straight into Bumble... but with other stuff. If you were hoping to hear, "What's in the News?", you're going to have to comeback Thursday because Host Matt has a take that sent Ryan into a tail spin. Sit back, turn your headphones up, and relax because you're listening to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Nov 13, 2018•46 min•Season 1Ep. 12
What's in the Fashion?
BOOM! We're back with another Thursday episode. Hosts Matt and Ryan are joined in the studio by NPR Matt to discuss the mid-term election, they jump into the popular, "Would you Rather?" segment, and tangent into a brand new segment, "What's in the Fashion?". Host Ryan goes off the rails and proposes the idea of wearing shorts all Winter. Turn your headphones up, sit back, and enjoy the best podcast you've never heard of.
Nov 08, 2018•54 min
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