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Two Guys, One Lapdog

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Hosts Matt Mayer and Ryan Yoshida offer their two cents on an array of topics varying from small dog ownership and, "being the drunk friend", to mostly inaccurate takes on sports, politics, and society in general. Welcome to the best podcast you’ve never heard of.
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Weird flex, but ok.

Hosts Matt and Ryan are a few hours late, but they're back! In this episode the guys talk about their fall royalty nominations, the lapdogs' pressing medical issue, and the return of Mo Bamba. The guys take you back to the Dorm Room and bring fresh ingredients for the Crockpot. It's all a weird flex, but its ok.

Nov 07, 20181 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Listener Voicemails

Host Matt and Host Ryan return to their regular schedule with their best episode yet. They start off with a new segment "Voicemails" where TGOLD nation fills up Host Ryan's inbox with questions about life, seagulls, and Justin Bieber. They give you a recap of "Whats in the News" where they discuss the pain of kidney stones and support Taylor Swift's get out the vote effort, which may or may not be part of a ten year revenge plan on Ye. In "What are We Protesting this Week" they urgently bring yo...

Nov 01, 201842 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Spepisode: Weapons of Death

Today's spepisode comes at the request of one Kolbi Lloyd. Host Matt and Ryan discuss different weapons of death used throughout mankind's history and determine who would beat who in a 1 v. 1 fight to the death. Tune in again tomorrow for another edition of the best podcast you've never heard of.

Oct 31, 201835 min

NPR Matt is Back

This week Host Matt and Host Ryan are back, or are they. It appears Host Matt has been replaced by the fan favorite NPR Matt who decides to put us to sleep again this week. In this episode the guys give their “Weekend Recap” where Host Matt has to fend off the advances of women at a Halloween party and news alert, it rains in Oregon. They bring back the popular “Bumble, But for Other Things” where they argue about milk and the guys get duped by an internet hoax. Finally, in “The Crockpot” they e...

Oct 30, 201845 min

Milk Baths and Nude Models

Thank goodness its Thursday and thank goodness Hosts Matt and Ryan have not given up on this podcast yet. Episode number 7 kicks off with a special announcement - there are three episodes next week, 2 regular episode and one special episode, or spepisode as we here at TGOLD like to say. This week the guys take you back into “The Dorm Room (2:18-22:18) where they bring you products that not only wake you up in the morning, but also help you wind down at the end of the day. They cover “What’s in t...

Oct 25, 201845 min

Mo Bamba Made Me Do It

Host Matt and Host Ryan are back with a sixth podcast. How we got here, no one will ever know. This week Matt has decided to embrace our fierce competitors NPR by also putting you to sleep. The hosts take you through the “Weekend Recap” (4:43-13:20) where they discuss their lost Ikea table and Host Matt’s broken nose and continue on through “The Crockpot” (13:25-22:15) where Host Ryan helps Matt beat a violent hangover. Another novel game of “Would You Rather” (22:25-38:17) ensues and the guys d...

Oct 23, 201838 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Matt and Ryan Join a Union

Host Matt and Host Ryan come to you with their fifth podcast, the first of which on their regular posting schedule. They’ll start it off with their least popular segment “Bumble But With Other Things” (8:56-19:21) where they give their takes on mens fashion. Those of you who follow @twoguysonelapdog on instagram will know why that is so funny. They’ll once again take you through “Whats in the News” (20:03-31:20) where they debate whether or not to join a union and decide to choose a very outdate...

Oct 18, 201842 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Matt and Ryan Pull Trigg

Host Matt and Host Ryan decide to release a fourth episode in one day. That’s right, your ears are being blessed with a fourth episode. They will give a “Weekend Recap” (4:59-11:27) for the second episode in a row, bring back “Bumble, But For Other Things” (11:47-22:27), and talk about “Whats in the News” (22:35-34:00) where they talk a lot about Cardi B. They also introduce the new segment “What We’re Protesting this Week” (34:04-41:26) because they are millennials and need to be outraged about...

Oct 16, 201842 min

Our Socks Are Waterproof

Host Matt and Host Ryan release their third and best episode to date. They’ll go through their “Power Rankings” (6:17-17:20) for the do’s and don’ts of turning 21, head back into “The Dorm Room” (18:17-34:01) where somehow they’ll have room for a pool and a fire pit, and give you the “Weekend Recap” (35:45-42:02) where Host Ryan struggles to pronounce the word verbatim. Welcome to the best podcast that you have now kind of heard of because this is the third episode.

Oct 16, 201845 min

When Are We Getting Married?

Host Matt and Host Ryan survived the first episode and decided to make a second. They’ll give you a play by play of their weekend in the accurately, if not somewhat lazily, named “Weekend Recap” (1:55-15:37), tell you the story about the time they almost got married in, “Whats in the News” (16:43-34:02), and digress into yet another conversation on who would kill who in an incredibly innovative segment that they have created called “Would You Rather” (35:45-43:31). Welcome back to the best podca...

Oct 16, 201845 min

The Lapdog Bought A Beer Briefcase

Host Matt and Host Ryan release their premiere episode of your new favorite podcast. Feel like you're sitting with them on their lawn couches as they give their takes on life with segments like "Bumble, But For Other Stuff" (1:47-16:00) and "The Dorm Room" (16:41-29:32), as well as their opinion on McGregor vs. Khabib (29:36-42:50) and who would ultimately win a host vs host fight to the death. Get your metal straws ready, grab your chihuahuas and crack open a cold one. Welcome to the best podca...

Oct 16, 201845 min

The Pilot

Hosts Matt and Ryan answer the question you've all been asking: What is this podcast all about?

Oct 11, 20185 min
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