We're BACK BABY and ready to drag Bella for fiiiiiiinally putting two and two together on some major plot points. Even if her graduation is a little lackluster, we have some, like, smart literary analysis about mysteries to share with you. And don't miss the revenge of the khaki skirt! Let us know when you solved the mystery the first time you read Eclipse at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter ...
Dec 04, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Hi, fam! I wish we could say we’re back, but we’re not. Apologies for the (mostly) unplanned for hiatus, but life is WILD: Melissa has COVID! So while we have not been able to record an actual episode this week, we did have a quick check-in with each other to say hi. Hi!! We will be back soon, promise. LOVE Y’ALL.
Nov 21, 2021•25 min•Season 4Ep. 76
FOLKS, queue up that good good blue tint, put us on your speakers, hit play when we say so...and watch Twilight with us! The Twilight Phase movie commentary you never asked for is finally here <3 Happy Halloween! We're on break next week, but will be back to our Eclipse reread in no time. Email us your favorite movie lines at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepod...
Oct 30, 2021•2 hr 7 min
UGH this is the stupid chapter where stupid Jacob kisses Bella even though she makes her feelings PERFECTLY clear, and Edward is the only person who cares about her feelings. At least Bella punches Jacob's stupid smile off his stupid face. Maybe it's all uphill from here??? Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Oct 24, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Hi friends! Welcome to our latest guest episode! Our good friend Chance weighs in on some important questions, all based on her own life experience, like: Are the Cullens a cult? What would have to change for Jacob, Edward, and Bella to be in a poly relationship together? . . . and just how much therapy would that take? Join us for some can’t-miss stories! Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on...
Oct 16, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 73
Hello, listeners! In this episode, life comes at Bella fast! Graduation is quickly approaching as is the Cullens’ plan to move against the newborn army. Renee won’t be there because Phil BROKE HIS THIGH BONE? Jacob sleeps the day away but wakes up in time to confess his love. Can’t a girl catch a break?? Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.c...
Oct 09, 2021•59 min
Hello, listeners! It is time to dive into the dark, uncomfy, unnecessary world of Jasper's backstory. We have BEEF WITH THAT MAN!!! We learn about the vampire wars and discuss the interesting conclusion that things...are different...in different places. Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Oct 02, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Hey there listeners! In this week’s episode we have a great time hypothesizing about multi-limbed vamps and the murder spree in Seattle. Plus, get this… BELLA AND EDWARD COMMUNICATE!!!! Who knew? Also Bella somehow doesn't know when graduation is??? Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Sep 26, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Hello friends!! Lo, we have returned! In this episode, we discuss the blatant racism inherent in Smeyer's depiction of our wolfy friends and making up false origin stories about the Quileute Tribe. Also we get deep into a debate over whether or not vampires can be injured. Here's a few places to start your own research about the Quileute Tribe and their legends: https://quileutenation.org/history/ https://www.burkemuseum.org/static/truth_vs_twilight/quileutes.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
Sep 18, 2021•1 hr 15 min
We made it through the storm (hope y’all are safe, fam!) and are here to FIGHT about: Whether rats are grosser than squirrels How stupid humans will be for fashion Whether werewolf nail polish would survive transformation …But we do agree that Edward has made a 180 and is honestly super sweet in this chapter *heart eyes* Email us to take sides at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, ...
Sep 05, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Hey fam! In this episode, we discuss chapter 9 of Eclipse, and let me tell you . . . Charlie is the WORST. Jacob is also the worst, but at least he apologizes for it. Edward is . . . not awful?? Bella also has another stalker, so things are just gettin real wild. Let us know if you ALSO think Bella should hold grudges longer at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast...
Aug 28, 2021•54 min•Season 4Ep. 67
Hello listeners! In this episode we talk about how imprinting is way creepier than it needs to be, Jacob continues to veer outside his lane at every opportunity, and Edward demonstrates MAJOR PERSONAL GROWTH??? Good job, buddy! The purpose of beds is also hotly debated. Let us know if anyone manages to be Team Jacob after this conversation at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twili...
Aug 22, 2021•56 min
*Content Warning* In this episode we talk about chapter 7 of Eclipse, which goes into Rosalie’s past. In case you are new to the book, or don’t remember, this means we do discuss (as gently as possible) sexual assault/rape. Please feel free to skip if you need to do so! But we ALSO talk about how beautiful Rosalie is, how RIGHT the three of us are about Twilight current events, how beautiful Rosalie is, how adoption is ALWAYS AN OPTION, and how beautiful Rosalie is. Let us know if you have any e...
Aug 07, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 65
Hello, LISTENERS!! Y'all came through with your letters this week and blew this shindig wiiiide open. Also, Edward displays his biggest red flags of all, Billy and Charlie come fully into their destinies to be old gossips, and Alice (despite being psychic) really fails to read the room. Also, speaking of red flags, Edward threatens to murder Bella's friends, YIKES! Let us know what you'd gossip with Billy and Charlie about at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightpha...
Jul 31, 2021•59 min
Hello, listeners! In this episode we discuss the very important philosophical question--could venom have sperm in it? Would it make more or less sense than the information Stephenie has already given us? And we learn about IMPRINTING--romantic or no? Plus...what even is a Virgo? No, really. Please tell us. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr...
Jul 24, 2021•50 min
FOLKS, our Eclipse adventure continues and we still aren't sure about these treaty deets, but we do know Jake and Bella's friendship is pretty heckin' cute...when Jake isn't accusing Bella of being a gold-digger, that is. For mortal enemies, vampires and wolves sure do know a whole lot of nothing about each other. Write to us with your plan to save the Olympic wolf at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on T...
Jul 17, 2021•58 min
LOL WHOOPS, didn’t post this episode yesterday (Saturday) for no good reason other than all three of us literally just FORGOT. But never late than better as we always say! And in this episode we discuss chapter three of Eclipse. Guess what, fam. The gaslighting continues. This chapter really makes us ponder the important things: Is a gaslighter a worse gaslighter if he KNOWS he’s gaslighting? Or do we prefer our gaslighters to be ignorant of their gaslighting ways? SMeyer asks the tough question...
Jul 11, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 3
We're back with some BREAKING NEWS! We're finally getting new Twilight covers! Also, Bella gets majorly gaslit and Edward engages in some extremely bad behavior. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Jul 03, 2021•57 min•Season 4Ep. 60
Big news!!! We're joined this episode by our AMAZING friend and listener Limi!! She tells us all about how her home country of Germany felt about Twilight, creepy German and Russian fairy tales, and has some very hot (and accurate) takes on our American abstinence only "education." Thank you Limi!! <3 Write in and tell us your Twilight/Muppet/JCoolidge casting at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twi...
Jun 26, 2021•50 min•Season 4Ep. 59
We’re BACK back, y’all! For REAL real!! Vacation is done, Maya has arrived safely back into the city, Olivia has moved boroughs, and Melissa has successfully done absolutely nothing of note. LET’S GO. In this first episode of season ~FOUR~ (?? how), we finally get to read the first chapter of Eclipse! We discuss how completely incapable Charlie is at taking care of himself, how Bella continues to be a terrible friend, and how we actually don’t remember anything that happens in this book. So exci...
Jun 19, 2021•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 58
Hello friends!! We'd say we're back, but we're not! Maya's road trip was extended by some car trouble...some say she's still on the side of the highway to this very day . We'll be back next week to discuss ECLIPSE but in the meantime, enjoy these bloopers! <3 okay we miss you byeeee!!! Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Jun 13, 2021•41 min
We're BACK (briefly, between seasons, hello) for a super special guest minisode with new friends: Lauren and Layla, who have written/imagined/produced/scripted a (not YET actual -- we gotta manifest, y'all) Twilight TV miniseries! We could talk forever to these ladies, and we basically did. (Why do we still call them minisodes? We're fans of continuity, okay?) Catch up with the story over on Lauren's TikTok @classiclaur and then get behind-the-scenes insight, deets about their *chef's kiss* cast...
May 23, 2021•1 hr 14 min
IT'S THE SEASON FINALE Y'ALL!!! In this episode we discuss the epilogue! Wherein Edward thinks about breaking up with Bella more than we've thought about ANYTHING in our entire lives. If you want to skip ahead to where we dive into the chapter, that's at 26:00. We're taking a 3 week break! We'll be back in your earholes on May 22nd, and will be starting Eclipse in June. Write in and tell us what you're most looking forward to for Eclipse at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon....
Apr 24, 2021•1 hr 16 min
THIS IS THE HOMESTRETCH, FAM. Also, get it? Baseball. We read the last two chapters of Midnight Sun for this ep, which means the only thing left to this godforsaken book is the ~*~epilogue~*~ This is the penultimate Midnight Sun episode!! We get into BIOLOGY for this episode (which is different than physics, for those of our listeners who aren’t scientists), but I’ll summarize our main point for you: oceans ain’t that warm. We say other stuff, obvi, but that one’s probably the most important. We...
Apr 17, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 54
This is it, folks: THE CLIMAX OF MIDNIGHT SUN. WILL EDWARD KILL BELLA? WILL HE??? Then enjoy Alice's heist-style accident/murder cover-up complete with fashionably oversized watch and stolen donated blood. Could you tell the difference between tomato juice throw up and blood? Email us at TwilightPhasePodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Apr 10, 2021•1 hr 11 min
We get REAL science-y in this ep. We discuss: the concept of beauty; smelling and tracking underwater; the plural of octopus; the speed of sound vs vampire speed vs plane speed; the durability of vampires' bodies; INFINITY; how a gas becomes a liquid becomes go-go; the logistics of police blockades; what even are emotions...a LOT! PLEASE write in and tell us how you'd want Jasper to use his power on you at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. If you come up with something really good we gotta know!! ...
Apr 03, 2021•1 hr 3 min
In this episode, Melissa makes the argument that Edward might be interested in someone besides Bella...Olivia solves the mystery of how Alice's visions work (possibly)...and Maya establishes once and for all the best use of vampire super powers. Meanwhile, does Edward seem super RUDE to anyone else??? Liiiiiike who does he think he is??? Feat. special guest Hillary Duff <3 PLEASE write in and tell us your favorite Hillary Duff song at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the fam at Patreon.co...
Mar 27, 2021•1 hr 4 min
It’s been a rough week, fam. A lot of things suck, but white supremacy continues to suck the most. And while we, the ladies of Twilight Phase, haven’t quite figured out how to dismantle that mudder effer yet, hopefully we can bring some light and distraction. Love you, losers <3 In this ep, we cover inarguably the most boring chapter (I meaaaaaaannnn do we really gotta go through how old Carlisle is again?), BUT we also finally get to . . . ~*B A S E B A L L*~ This is the stuff right before t...
Mar 20, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 50
Backstreet’s back, alright! (oh my god, we’re back againnn) We took a break, Maya is now in a brand-new (to her—deffo not newly built) apartment, and we’re back with two more chapters of Midnight Sun. (This book is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo longgggggggg.) In this ep, we talk about SEX without ever talking about SEX. (SMeyer is so great at this, wild.) We discuss the physics of rocking chairs. (I guess? I don’t know what physics is.) AND we continue to defen...
Mar 13, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 49
Surprise! We have a special guest on! We used to call these minisodes but what was that about? Our friend Steph is a designer in kidlit which means she knows how YA book covers get made and has OPINIONS about that pomegranate. Y'all know we do too. Come for the insider info, stay for the cover ideas Stephenie Meyer originally proposed... Send us your poorly photoshopped Twilight covers at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social...
Feb 27, 2021•48 min
