Hey there listeners!! We did two chapter again and WOW THEY WERE SO GOOD!!! Here's what you have to look forward to: THE KNOT. THE MEADOW. THE BUGS. THE MURDER. *THE ROMANCE!!!* Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com!!. Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
The Twilight Phase ladies are back again this week, and we read TWO chapters of Midnight Sun—chapters 14 AND 15. (Have we ever mentioned that this book is too long? We ain’t trynna be reading it for another year so expect more double-ups fam. Not sorry, not sorry) Bella discusses how she thought about getting a job in publishing (LOL), Eddie introduces us to ~the knot~, we discover that the white sleeveless collared button-down was ALICE’S idea (the fashion expert y’all), and, if you think you m...
Bella skipped over all her "boring" answers to Edward's inquisition in Twilight, and Midnight Sun is here to FILL THOSE GAPS. Maya and Olivia squeal over how Bella is one of us, while Melissa claims she was a "cool uncool" person in high school...yeah, okay. Were you: A) a pretentious, nerdy loveable Bella high schooler B) a cool/uncool, super slick but secretly getting good grades high schooler or C) an immortal vampire with two medical degrees just passing the time high schooler? Email us at t...
We start off this episode with an ALL-STAR listener letter, and then launch into an amaaaaaazing chapter. Edward's pretension reaches new heights, and then Edward reveals his true destiny...to get into high school theater. Also, is it just us, or are Edward and Bella totally vibing during bio?? Is something going on with them? Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com to tell us how YOU would cast a theater production starring the Cullens, lol. Sometimes we post...
Cool cats! The Twilight Phase ladies are back to discuss chapter 11 of Midnight Sun, and in an effort to remain more positive in her commentary, Melissa didn’t read the chapter. Did she succeed?? Or did she just make it impossible for us to record a decent episode? Listen to find out! Also we talk about other stuff like the pervasiveness of typos in all books, and SMeyer’s struggle to write through the male gaze, etc. Thanks for continuing to listen to us!! Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail...
(BUH BUM) Welcome to tonight's episode of Twilight Phase. We discuss: WHY is Stephenie Meyer obsessed with Bella's fragility? WHAT is up with Edward thinking he can tell Bella how to feel? WHO told him that not being a murderer is some amazing moral high ground???? These questions and more at 6:00 Support us at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com to tell us what metaphor YOU would overuse Sometimes we post to social @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram...
Hey fam! We're back from vacation and we aren't the only ones...Vampire Jesus is BACK AGAIN (in our inboxes) because there's plenty more to discuss. Then we read some tarot cards that were EERILY ON-POINT, LIKE TO THE POINT THAT IT WAS FREAKY. We don't discuss a chapter CAUSE WE GOTTA KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES but have no fear, we'll discuss more Midnight Sun next week. SUPPORT OUR TAROT HABIT: Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com to tell us about your holiday ...
T’was the night before Saturday, and to what did we find, but three podcasting twihards, perpetually behind. Happy holidays, friends!! We may not have gotten a regular episode out, but we DID record a ~*CHRISTMAS*~*BONUS*~*EPISODE*~ Get a little sacrilegious with us as we discuss the most important question of our time . . . WAS JESUS A VAMPIRE??? We won’t be around next week ‘cause these podcasting twihards are gonna be yuling HARD, so see y‘all on the flippity flip of 2020. Give the gift of US...
THE PORT OF ANGELS! This iconic chapter in Twilight is brought to life by everyone's favorite eternally moody teen in Midnight Sun. We make some BIG realizations in this chapter involving the true reason why Edward should be a vegetarian and also that he is lowkey an X-man. And possibly we give some CRUCIAL ADVICE on how to avoid New Moon happening to YOU. Because it could. Happen to you. Also Melissa recorded from a closet and we set up our recording wrong so we couldn’t take out us interruptin...
This week we pose a philosophical question: If we could have skipped this chapter and not noticed, does the chapter even exist at all? Immediately we are disabused of the notion that we might learn more about or from Charlotte and Peter, and instead get to hear more about Bella reading than we ever did from Bella. Then, surprised by ourselves, we stumble upon the deep and human relatability of Edward's inaccurate and paradoxical self loathing. Plus, you know, jokes and stuff. Email us at twiligh...
We discuss a chapter that is p thin since Bella is doing interesting things and Edward is not, we learn Rosalie's very obvious secret, and there's this whole metaphor about Bella's lullaby. Also if humans are like potatoes, why is Edward attracted to one? Email us to tell Melissa, again, that she should watch the movies (SHE HAS TO WATCH THE MOVIES) and whether you'd play Among Us with us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Treat yoself or a loved one to our bonus perks at Patreon.com/twilightphas...
BLOOD TESTS, Y’ALL. You know the chapter. You know the story. But now from a WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE. and woof fam, Eddie Boy is on a whole new level. Do humans eat lunch? Don’t ask this eboy with multiple medical degrees. Is your life worth anything if your eyes have no depth? Also don’t ask this same eboy. BUT do we have a whole new appreciation for Bella and the ~DEPTHS~ of her patience for stoopid boys? You betcha. Also it’s Melissa’s birthday tomorrow, but we don’t talk about it ‘cause aging ...
Y'ALL THIS CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD. Edward gets humbled, goes to Bella's room for the first time, and then asks her on a DATE! And along the way he tells us of his many ~*~torments. Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget our Patreon tiers are cheaper than ever--head on over for awesome bonus perks! Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Catch us on social if you want to see content we sometimes remember to post: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Is this a chapter with no flaws? Okay, not quite, because it starts out a little rough (Eddie, *we* can't read *your* mind), but in the end is it possibly the best chapter of the book?? We have multiple best sentences and not all of us can pick a worst! Most importantly EDWARD FINDS OUT HE LOVES BELLA. Thank goodness it's now the future #BidenHarris #sighofrelief #goodday!! Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget our Patreon tiers are cheaper than ever--head on over for awesome ...
We enter Chapter three of Midnight Sun and BOY does our boy have some ~feelings~! And he can't explain any of them! But we know what's going on—Eddie wants to SMOOCH. And while we, the ladies of Twilight Phase, love talking about smooching, we also try our hand at ~science~ in this episode. How fast do you have to travel to be invisible?? If you're going that fast, wouldn't anyone you manhandle be pulverized?? Only the important questions here. Happy Samhain/Halloween to our ghoulish listeners, ...
Chapter two of Midnight Sun is upon us and WOW does anyone else smell angst up in here??? Go along for the ride as Edward lays in the snow for six days like an emo nerd, sulks around the cafeteria like an emo nerd, doesn't eat Bella in biology which is actually a real accomplishment (!!!!), and then pouts in his car for an hour like an emo nerd. Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com ESPECIALLY if you are an expert in anything at all Don't forget that we accept cash dollar bills for a variet...
We’re back, nerds!! We had our vacation, and we’re just as grumpy and sleepy as always so hold on tight—we’re here for SEASON 3, Y’ALL! MIDNIGHT. SUN. That’s right. We read it when it came out, gave you our hot take, and now we’re gonna read it again but get DIRTY in those details. In this ep, we discuss chapter one, and WOOF surprise we have opinions about everything, including but not limited to the subjunctive tense, em dashes, edward being the dumbest boy in school, and the idea that humanit...
We were shocked, awed, and devastated to learn that SMeyer did not invent vampire content. Hang with us as we discuss the following vamp lore!!! The Little Vampire A Discovery of Witches Vampires Never Get Old Vampire Diaries Coldest Girl in Coldtown What We Do in the Shadows Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com (‘cause I’m sure one of us will still check the ol’ inbox even though we’re on vacation. We are really into the attention, thx) Don't forget that we accept cash dollar bills for a ...
We did it y’all. We finished New Moon, and we finished this season. Is this an end of an era? ~shrug~ Is this the beginning of a new, better era? ~shruggg~ But are we gonna be here for an eternity plus a marriage certificate whether you want us or not? You betcha. But also please enjoy our voices in this, the last ep of season 2, because we ARE taking a break before we dive off a cliff into Midnight Sun. I’m sure we mention how long that break is in this episode, but I simply cannot be bothered ...
THESE ARE THE BEST CHAPTERS IN THE WHOLE BOOK!!!! They are the culmination of hundreds of pages of angst! There's cozy post-trauma lap sitting, lots of barf-worthy gazing, and the most extra misunderstanding of all time. They DO love each other!!! Who knew? Email to tell us if you were able to suspend your disbelief over their misunderstanding at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to check out our perks over at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram T...
Welcome back listeners!!! In this episode we dig deep into the endlessly interesting Volterra architecture, SMeyer's weird obsession with skin, and everyone's favorite psychotic evil vampire overlord: ARO. Basically we took issue with every aspect of this chapter and enjoyed it and ourselves immensely. Email to tell us if you'd let Aro read all your thoughts at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to check out our perks over at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast @Twilight_Phase on Twitter ...
TWILIGHT PHASE GOES COLLABORATIVE! We're as excited as Carlisle teaching a moral lesson to announce that this is our first ever collab episode! In honor of Midnight Sun, we've joined our fellow Twilight Saga podcasters Remember Twilight? and Gender Forking to share our fave moments, play some games, and laugh. A lot. Check out their podcasts wherever you listen to ours, and follow them here: Twitter & Instagram: genderforking Patreon: patreon.com/genderforking Tumblr: bowlingshirtbellas.tumb...
This is it: ITALY. We read and reread and re-reread this chapter. The YEARNING. The CLOCK TOWER. EDWARD. Is Stephenie Meyer...an action writer?? Email to tell us if you'd be a space vampire or an underwater vampire at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to check out our perks over at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
MIDNIGHT SUN IS HEEEEERRREEEEE!!!! This is our spoiler-filled Midnight Sun reaction episode! 600 PAGES OF EDWARD ANGST, LET'S GO!!!! Next week we'll be back with more New Moon content, and then we'll go chapter by chapter through Midnight Sun. Read along with us and write in to tell us what you think! Don't forget to check out our perks over at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast And tell us your reactions to this news at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twil...
FAM. MORE BREAKING NEWS. (Who woulda thought we'd have a THIRD breaking news episode of this podcast when we started a year ago?? Def not me.) If you follow us on social, you know we just broke some WILD news: There are claims that SMeyer announced at her Booksamillion launch party that there will be MORE Twilight books. (Whhhhatttttttttttt) Cue: Twilight Phase detectives. We found the news so you don't have to. This is a super short ep where we break down the detes we know. We'll be back (proba...
Hey team!!! Here we are, picking up where we left off with last week's episode. This week we ask, could someone PLEASE help Jacob be his best self because he is getting on our last nerve. Why does Bella always gaslight HERSELF? Will Edward give in to his DRAMATIC TENDENCIES? and finally... what's that I smell? THAT'S PLOT BABY! TIME TO GO TO ITALY!!!!!! And after this, we take a break at the height of drama in New Moon to read Midnight Sun! Keep an eye out for our MS overview pod! Don't forget t...
ALERT ALERT!!! MIDNIGHT SUN IS NEARLY UPON US!!! In the meantime, Alice is BACK and she is harsher than expected!! Listen to us discuss why Alice is so mean to Bella, why Jake is so mean to Alice...and why Bella is so mean to HERSELF! Listeners, we were on a roll with this episode and it turned out to be ten times longer than took Bella to decide she didn't care Edward was a vampire (i.e. two hours). So we broke it up into two episodes! We'll return next week with the rest of this convo, and in ...
Bella jumps off the cliff and Maya almost forgets to mention that the cliffhanger (get it) is that the Cullens have returned...but that's for next time! First we learn more from Jacob, and Bella almost drowns (or maybe does drown), which she's...fine with. Have you noticed Bella knows a lot about cars for someone who doesn't like them, that this is a book club, or that we're GREAT editors??? The real MVP is all of you who write in. Let us know your Midnight Sun plans (so soooooooooon): twilightp...
We're here to talk FANFICTION!! Woo boy do we have plenty to say. Tune in to hear an actual excerpt from Melissa's vampire deer fanfiction from back in the day!! We go in search of which ships are most popular now, and can't wait to tell you what we were reading during our Twilight phases. Write in to tell us your OTP, recommend a fic, or complain about how long we answer listener emails at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram T...
HEY, FAM. This week we discuss Chapter 14: Family. Bella meets ~the gang~ and sees her very first anger-induced werewolf transformation. Wowee! She also meets Emily, and boy do we have a lot of thoughts about her (or, shall we say, her description?). Jake ALSO continues to use the endearment "Honey," and we continue to hate it. Will we ever not have strong opinions? Tune in to find out! Help us improve the pod! Check out Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Write to us! Tell us your thoughts, send i...
