HOWDY FAM in this episode we dig into werewolf mythology big time. Would you decide to turn into a werewolf if you could? And if you turned into a werewolf for the first time would you even know what's happening? Why does Jacob think he can call Bella "honey" all of a sudden??? Like, where does this guy get off???? ALL THIS AND MORE <3 <3 <3 Help us improve the pod! Check out Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Write to us! Tell us your thoughts, send in your questions, tell us about your ...
Jul 04, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 9
We may have had some technical difficulties, but we're still bringing you CONTENT. Don't worry, Melissa worked it out. ANYWAY Bella figures out the WEREWOLF THING but insists on some all-or-nothing thinking, and seems ready to accept Jacob as a murderer since she ~~loves~~ him...she really needs to see Melissa's therapist. Tune in for Bella and Jake's Who's on First conversation and Maya not being able to form mental images. Help us improve the pod! Check out Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast twi...
Jun 28, 2020•45 min•Season 2Ep. 8
We don't believe in much (are narwhals even real?), but we DO believe Jacob is suddenly icky with his bitter eyes and refusal to answer questions. Seems like he believes in vampires, but Bella won't even make him talk about it!!! Even though apparently her most deep down desire was to be a vampire all along... Check out our ~revamped theme song~ this episode and compliment it at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram TwilightPhaseP...
Jun 21, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Bella finds DUN DUN DUN...the meadow!! Suddenly she's in way more danger than the motorcycle brought. Laurent! Victoria! Giant wolves! And worst of all, Jacob won't call her back. Don't miss our new PATREON ( https://www.patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast ) where you can support us and get bonus eps, awesome stickers, and more.. Let us know what your favorite Spongebob episode is at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram TwilightPhasePodcast.tumblr.com...
Jun 13, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Look team, we run the gamut of topics on this episode. From Bella being an "easy bleeder" whatever that means to Bella gaining EMPATHY. Also, why is The Monster assumed to be a giant bear and not bigfoot??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. Also Jacob begins to go downhill. RIP. Also, correction to the credits, this is the first episode edited by our very own Melissa! YAY SCHIRM! HIT US UP!! twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com CHECK OUT OUR...
Jun 07, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Welcome back!!! These are the forgotten chapters of New Moon, like what even happens through here? Well, Bella meets Jacob's friends, lowkey stalks the Cullen house, and gets weirdly aggressive about Lauren cutting her hair. Oh yeah, and there's a creepy group of hall monitors gone rogue giving Jacob a weird amount of attention... We have some all star letters from listeners in this one AND Melissa's really bad hot take on fridges. Tell us if you agree at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twiligh...
May 30, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 4
A Midnight Sun MINISODE!! We're here to finally truly freak out about how Midnight Sun is coming out this year. (!!!) Plus we've got listener messages and hot takes. What are you most excited to read in MS? Don't forget: our Midnight Sun giveaway drawing is May 31, 2020. There's still time to enter! Check our socials for deets, or contact us at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
May 24, 2020•47 min
In the latest episode of Twilight Phase, we continue our journey into New Moon. While some may consider chapters 4&5 to be the start of a loooonnnggg, ~boring~ section, we take away some new things we didn’t notice the first read around: Bella is badass?? There is no difference between zombies and vampires?? Bella is still a terrible friend?? TUNE IN and validate our opinions. Also don’t forget: MIDNIGHT SUN GIVEAWAAAAAAY. Check our social for detes on how you can win. Contact us at: twiligh...
May 16, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 3
We didn't want to read it but you can't skip it: The Breakup. Bella sits in her anxiety and we discuss *just* how manipulative this break up is...plus Moby Dick (just roll with it) and Stephenie's iconic passing months. Don't miss our giveaway of Midnight Sun copies! Check out details on our social pages. Contact us at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
May 09, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 2
TRIPLE RED ALERT LISTENERS!!! Confirmed here in the year of our Lord 2020, Stephenie Meyer is releasing Midnight Sun on August 4th!! You heard it here first (or maybe you didn't!) but this glorious addition to the Twilight Saga is officially happening. Twilight from Edward's point of view...we're blessed. Listen to this breaking news episode to hear all about how the countdown went...down, our extremely hyped reactions, and to learn how to enter our VERY FIRST GIVEAWAY!!!! We're giving away THRE...
May 04, 2020•23 min
We dive into the start of New Moon! Right from the start we get (too much?) Romeo and Juliet, Bella dreading getting old (sexist ageism?), and Edward's blase take on what he'd do if Bella died...fun!! But don't worry, there's lots of good stuff in here too, as you know well... We hear Stephenie doesn't love that wilting flower cover; do you? Contact us at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
May 03, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Season 2Ep. 1
RED ALERT LISTENERS!!! Stephenie Meyer has a mysterious countdown on her website! Has she predicted the rapture? Or is the Host getting a sequel? Or is MIDNIGHT SUN FINALLY BEING PUBLISHED??? Listen now to learn why it's almost certainly Midnight Sun, and keep your ears to the ground for the big announcement on Monday! What do you hope the announcement is? Contact us at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
May 02, 2020•30 min
This is it! Our FINAL episode about LIFE AND DEATH before we dig into NEW MOON. The ending of this one is an EXTREME departure from TWILIGHT. Spoiler: Beau becomes a vampire and then things get weird. Let's get to it! Have you read Life and Death? Reach out and tell us what you think! Think our takes are hot or not? Tell us that too! Contact us at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Apr 26, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Welcome to part two of our reading of LIFE AND DEATH. This part is delightful popcorn before we dig into the ending in part three. Get ready for the truly wild changes made to the Port Angeles scene, Beau's weak vasovagal system, and seeing lots of women facing off against each other which EXCUSE ME but could have happened in Twilight all along. Thanks for sticking with us and we'd love to hear from you! Have you read Life and Death? Reach out and tell us what you think! Think our takes are hot ...
Apr 26, 2020•34 min•Season 1Ep. 11
WOW OKAY so we read Life and Death , the gender-swapped Twilight , so that you don't have to. Listeners, it was a journey. Listen along to be swept up in the thrilling (?), heart-expanding (??), swoony (???) romance between Beau and Edythe ( ?????? ). Stephenie Meyer made some choices and we could not stop laughing. Have you read Life and Death? Reach out and tell us what you think! Think our takes are hot or not? Tell us that too! Contact us at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (o...
Apr 18, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 10
This is it, y’all. The day we’ve been waiting for. We discuss the FINAL TWO chapters of Twilight. Moment of silence, please. Honestly shocked and awed we made it. And this ain’t even IT. We’re COMIN BACK for New Moon, and we’re honestly pumped. But until then, tune in and listen to our gross opinions as we conclude the first book in THE TWILIGHT SAGA. brb crying Contact us at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Feb 22, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Our good friend Shelly Romero joins us for a minisode about vampire media! What else did we read and watch, and what did Twilight bring to the vampire genre? What's next for vampires in YA lit today? Also, just take a guess at how many of us wrote Twilight fanfic . . . Contact us at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Feb 16, 2020•39 min
In this ep, we continue to take a deep dive into the whole Bella-Values-Literally-Everything-Else-More-Than-Her-Own-Life thing (it’s her #brand), and how her plans are Smart and everyone else’s are STOOPID. Also James is high-key average? Sucks to suck, I guess. (AYYYYY) Contact us at: twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Jan 19, 2020•55 min•Season 1Ep. 8
As Bella breaks Charlie's heart and returns to Phoenix, we dive into why Charlie is the best (guess whose OTP was Charlie/Esme . . .) and how our opinions of Rosalie have changed since our first reads (duh). And when Alice's super-vampire hearing fails us, Bella herself won't. Girl is noble, but she's smart. Contact us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase on Twitter and Instagram twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Jan 12, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Y'all, we get to talk VAMPIRE BASEBALL. Is there anything better? Plus, the Cullens have like maybe definitely been in trouble with the FBI before, Billy is desperate to influence this plot and absolutely fails, but no fear, Bella has a PLAN! And every one of you knows this is when things heat up... Contact us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase on Twitter and Instagram twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Dec 22, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Join us with special guest Kass Morgan, NEW YORK TIMES bestselling author of The 100, which was adapted into The CW's hit TV show of the same name! Kass shares what it was like to work in the industry (and be a fan) when Twilight first came out, her academic opinion about why vampires remain so popular across the ages, and whether she went to a prom-themed Twilight release party (we all did...right?). Plus, hear how Bella influenced The 100! Contact us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight...
Dec 10, 2019•33 min
Welcome to Episode 5: We take on some classic controversies. Edward reveals he watches Bella sleep. Is anyone in this world tackling vampire science? Bella wears the infamous khaki-COLORED skirt. And perhaps most importantly . . . Are the Swans a milk family? Contact us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase on Twitter and Instagram twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Nov 24, 2019•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 5
We made it into the forest, y’all. We here. In this ep, we learn a bunch of arbitrary facts about Bella, understand how this directly leads to ~LOVE~, and see exactly how made for each other these two lovebirds are. (Matching outfits!) Also, there’s the sparkle. Contact us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase on Twitter and Instagram twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Nov 09, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 4
We finally get to THINGS HAPPENING this week as Bella starts to solve the mystery. (SAY IT. OUT LOUD.) We also get to the meat of so much of what SMeyer got wrong--did you know the Quileutes are a real tribe in the PNW? Plus, you can listen in for why 50 Shades of Gray makes so much sense as Twilight fanfiction... Contact us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase on Twitter and Instagram twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Oct 26, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 3
A Twilight-hater infiltrates our midst in our first ever minisode! Taking a break from our regular recap to be joined by the one and only Talia Seidenfeld. What did she think seeing the Twilight movie for the first time as an adult? What vampire power would she have? Why does she hate these books so flingin flangin much? Contact us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase on Twitter and Instagram twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Oct 19, 2019•29 min
Oh no! Bella almost gets crushed by Tyler's van! Will Edward be able to save her in time? (Yes.) Will their relationship get a lot more complicated as a result? (Yes.) Will we see the true beginning of Edward's controlling tendencies? (FIRM YES) Contact us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com @twilight_phase on Twitter and Instagram twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Oct 14, 2019•50 min•Season 1Ep. 2
This first episode comes just in time for the 14th anniversary of the publication of Twilight! Get to know Maya, Melissa, and Olivia . . . and let us take you back to your Twilight phase. The Twilight series took over the world—briefly. Whether you thought it was the bomb dot com or . . . well . . . not that, admit it: You had a Twilight phase. Join us as we reread, relive, overanalyze, roast and defend, and try to figure out what made the Twilight Saga so powerful that we decided to make a podc...
Oct 04, 2019•37 min•Season 1Ep. 1
