Tweet Me Harder 49: Paper Towel Time Machine
Kris and David solve more listener problems, dig into a world of erroneous assumptions made, revitalize the sack-lunch industry and learn something about beeswax.
Jun 16, 2010•1 hr 4 min
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Tweet Me Harder 48: Entrepremurderers
Kris and David unpack everything there is to know about the Hamburglar, start a murder franchise, learn about crowbars, explain at furious length how the TMH book will benefit your life, and David attempts revenge on Kris for inflicting Mom Me Harder on the show.
Jun 10, 2010•59 min
Tweet Me Harder 47: Hot Dog Harmonica
Kris and David's mom explore a world of magical thinking, driving woes, and discover the true meaning of being stung by insects whose only goal is to steal your summer meats. Plus, how do you take your hot dog? The wrong way, probably.
May 30, 2010•41 min
Tweet Me Harder 46: Torquequake
Kris and David make inroads in battery safety, identify the most rueful metals, join the Zeppelin Advisory Board, fill balloons with the elements, and may in fact be dreaming. Also, David starts to resent Mom Me Harder.
May 13, 2010•1 hr 7 min
Tweet Me Shorter: Ballroom Overlord
David's mom remembers a heady young David, while Kris seeks a higher education; also, the shocking secret behind Master Chief.
May 08, 2010•14 min
Tweet Me Harder 45: Moneycubes
Kris and David probe the world's finest minds on the MIT campus in Cambridge, MA, imparting wisdom from the year 4000. The time-traveling duo examines bee armor, clones musicians, requests injections, and explains how fat is money.
May 01, 2010•1 hr 11 min
Tweet Me Harder 45 (VIDEO)
QuickTime Video of TMH LIVE in Boston! Kris and David probe the world's finest minds on the MIT campus in Cambridge, MA, imparting wisdom from the year 4000. The time-traveling duo examines bee armor, clones musicians, requests injections, and explains how fat is money.
May 01, 2010•1 hr 11 min
TMH LIVE in Boston PLUS TMH Meetup!
Meet Kris and David at TMH Live at ROFLCon on Saturday, May 1, or attend the TMH Meetup at the Asgard on April 30! Also introducing: HEY WORLD HERE ARE SOME SUGGESTIONS, the very first TMH book!!
Apr 28, 2010•3 min
Tweet Me Harder 44: The Exotic World of Meats
Kris and David eat mice and other rodents whole, consider pet ownership, wonder about tapeworms, and prevent cataclysm by conjuring lost dinosaur energies while David's mom thinks her son dislikes her cooking.
Apr 21, 2010•56 min
Tweet Me Harder 43: Corndog Paninis
Kris and David address an audience of themselves at TMH Live Chicago, broadcasting from the lovely Sheraton Hotel. The lads roll with punches, hold a trivia contest, and in Ask Me Harder, explain all about Chicago politics, electricity, and the old-time pillow-gifting custom.
Apr 17, 2010•43 min
Tweet Me Harder 43 (VIDEO)
QuickTime video of TMH43 in Chicago, shot LIVE at the Sheraton Hotel.
Apr 17, 2010•43 min
Tweet Me Harder 42: The God of Atheism
Kris and David solve listeners' troubling medical mysteries, revitalize the American penny, figure out why Kris' calcified wrists are secretly killing him, and discover an instant 'in' with Jehoovah. A classic Tweet Me Harder!
Apr 01, 2010•46 min
Tweet Me Harder 41: No Spiders Allowed
Kris and David explore a world of disposable reading material, ships of insects, and how to stay on top of your to-do list with memory-enhancing techniques. David also reveals a dark physical secret no one has ever heard of before.
Mar 23, 2010•56 min
Tweet Me Harder 40: Gargamel's Sword
Kris and David address the multitudes at TMH LIVE Seattle, explaining the secrets of cobblers, testing the knowledge of audience members, appraising valuable antiques, and revealing the Church of Tweet Me Harder.
Mar 12, 2010•48 min
Tweet Me Harder 40 (VIDEO)
Stunning video footage from the TMH40 performance in Seattle, WA shot LIVE in front of a capacity crowd!
Mar 12, 2010•48 min
Tweet Me Harder 39: Corpse Glass
Kris and David go on an undersea adventure, search for the cure to a shattering illness, throw themselves headlong into stones, and David's mom appreciates literature.
Mar 04, 2010•1 hr 2 min
Tweet Me Harder LIVE in Seattle, March 12!
Kris and David are coming to Seattle, Washington on March 12! See tweetmeharder.com for full details.
Mar 03, 2010•38 sec
Tweet Me Harder 38: Hemp Hammock, Sea Salt Soak and Beyond
Kris and David bear terrified witness to Bed, Bath and Beyond knockoffs, stratified mind-altering gases, smoothies, ozonated child labor and the world's tallest man as David undertakes his own exploration.
Feb 25, 2010•51 min
Tweet Me Harder 37: Comprehensive Family Feud
Kris and David survey the entire planet, throw surprise parties, make enemies of archers, tell long-winded stories of fruitless correspondence, and David's mom thinks the boys are doing a good job.
Feb 18, 2010•1 hr 6 min
Tweet Me Harder 36: Painter of Fright
Kris and David uncover the terrifying hidden meaning behind Thomas Kincade paintings, Kris says goodbye to his window-cataloguing project, and David's mom continues to have opinions about Tweet Me Harder.
Feb 11, 2010•47 min
Tweet Me Harder 35: Safety Aliens
Kris and David give each other platonic workplace massages, chow down on vegetable wax, revolutionize ice cream, praise vagueness in fiction, and David's mom discovers Tweet Me Harder.
Feb 04, 2010•59 min
Tweet Me Harder 34: Horseless Carousel
Kris and David put robots to work, unlock the spelling science behind supplements, bond over a common fear, and Kris talks to David's mom to determine the veracity of David's 'Bitten Beans' story from TMH31.
Jan 27, 2010•59 min
Tweet Me Harder 33: Anti-Feng Shui
Kris and David put time in with palindromic years, late-night holiday DJs, psychic energy, snack chip flavor conspiracies and discover a new way to harness the body's energy.
Jan 21, 2010•40 min
Tweet Me Harder 32: The Meat of Human Approval
Kris and David enhance security footage, solve their parking woes, uncover the deadly Flowbee conspiracy and anticipate the Hybrid Man.
Jan 13, 2010•54 min
Tweet Me Harder 31: U-Boat House
Kris and David eat hot lunch, review junk mail, play with stickers, decide on appropriate hats, sketch criminals, build their ideal houses and assemble a Winnebago armada.
Jan 06, 2010•59 min
Tweet Me Harder 30: Unicorn Printer
Kris and David explore phone trees, flay people in the name of science, take a stab at speculative living, and answer the question 'when is a hobo truly a hobo?'
Dec 29, 2009•59 min
Tweet Me Harder 29: Chemical Pajamas
Kris and David delve into the invention of chemicals, learn why exercise keeps us in shape, uncover secret childhood wishes, and discuss the origins of the most festive time of year: Lightningmas.
Dec 16, 2009•56 min
Tweet Me Harder BONUS: The Lost Episode 15
Kris and David talk about types of the sun's energy and their application, plus upscale french fry restaurants, and David seems to suffer from selective amnesia for the duration of this correctly-edited-by-Kris lost episode of Tweet Me Harder.
Dec 10, 2009•1 hr 4 min
Tweet Me Harder 28: Spiderers
Kris and David weave clothing with spiders, decide whether to eat food off the floor, blaze trails in the treatment of mental illness, and come face-to-face with the international financial mogul who owns the rights to Tweet Me Harder.
Dec 02, 2009•1 hr 10 min
Tweet Me Harder 27: Party Pup Poundcast
Christopher and DJ Gordon's Party Pup Poundcast welcomes special human guests Kris and David, who discuss frisbees vs. tennis balls, take over doggy show duties, and invent a new form of rabies.
Nov 21, 2009•58 min
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