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Tweet Me Harder

Kris Straub and David Malki !tweetmeharder.com
The world's first, best, only and last talkback-enabled interactive audio podblast with Kris Straub and David Malki !
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Episodes

Tweet Me Harder 26: Satellite Phone

Kris and David talk about trailers, the seamy side of advertising, and David receives a few polite guidelines from Emirates Capital Investments. Emirates Capital Investments: Where the hawk strikes, money flows.

Nov 17, 200948 min

Tweet Me Harder 25: Phone Van

The first-ever TMH Live, on stage in Hollywood! Featuring special guests Fake Stan Lee and Real Dave Kellett. Kris and David fear spiders, reinvent mobile banking, infuse everything with vitamins, choose their ghost rules, and visit the Voltrons.

Nov 14, 20091 hr 12 min

Tweet Me Harder 25 (VIDEO)

A QuickTime video of TMH Live, on stage in Hollywood, CA! Featuring special guests Fake Stan Lee and Real Dave Kellett. Kris and David fear spiders, reinvent mobile banking, infuse everything with vitamins, choose their ghost rules, and visit the Voltrons.

Nov 14, 20091 hr 12 min

Tweet Me Harder 24: Trunk Brake

Kris and David gain a deeper understanding of Kris' internal organs, explore the evolution of dancing, and come to grips with the finer points of sponsorship and contract law. Brought to you by Emirates Capital Investments.

Nov 12, 200953 min

Tweet Me Harder 22: Third Fist Technique

Kris and David defend themselves from hooligans, start a new bus line, and mentor aspiring podcaster Christopher Hastings, who has ambitious plans for a dog-centric program.

Nov 09, 20091 hr 9 min

Tweet Me Harder 23: Obsidian Lawn Service

Kris and David discuss the importance of an attractive coat, reinvent the lawn-care industry, bequeath their foolproof method for handling stress, and unveil the Tweet Me Harder Premium Exclusive Diamond Club.

Nov 09, 200954 min

Tweet Me Harder 21: Eggnog Code Red

Kris and David debate Care Bear typecasting, thoroughly answer a listener's call about how to deal with self-righteous genies, die on Facebook and solve mysteries in the far future.

Nov 03, 200956 min

Tweet Me Harder 20: Capital Investments

Kris and David discuss the cold autumn weather, take several Poll Me Harder calls, and tackle environmental issues. WARNING: This episode is not for the faint of heart -- it contains CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP.

Oct 28, 200954 min

Tweet Me Harder 19: Wine In, Wine Out

Kris and David recall sordid tales of pseudo-stalkerish romantic behavior, back in high school when that stuff was basically encouraged. Also, capricious zephyrs, truck wallets, and in Poll Me Harder, a question about eating alone.

Oct 23, 200952 min

Tweet Me Harder 18: Lightning Bag

Kris and David explore mollusk retreats, lies we tell ourselves about lightning, figure out why we don't delete old MP3s, and in Poll Me Harder, unravel the motivation behind folding your T-shirts versus sealing them between glass plates.

Oct 15, 20091 hr 2 min

Tweet Me Harder 17: Man of the Fiscal Year

Kris and David tackle issues of sanitation, the transmission of food across great distances, the sterling human responsibility to award trophies to oneself, and the crapshoot that is generic-brand consumer products.

Oct 01, 20091 hr 2 min

Tweet Me Harder 14: Belt Locks

Kris and David hypothesize about food science, hear an update from the caller whose dog has come to love boogers, detail the entirety of Bazooka Joe's sordid history, and in Poll Me Harder, crack open the mythos of fortune cookies.

Sep 16, 20091 hr 10 min

Tweet Me Harder 13: Man-Cougars

Kris and David wonder about job prospects for liberal-arts majors and other unmarketables, debate mammalian venom, and in Poll Me Harder, discover whether it's common to condition a dog to eat boogers.

Sep 02, 200955 min

Tweet Me Harder 12: The Eye of Jupiter

Kris and David examine a soup analogy, ponder the accomplishment expectations of inanimate objects, and in Poll Me Harder, ask how many people perform elaborate rituals to protect themselves from supernatural threats.

Aug 26, 200958 min

Tweet Me Harder 11: Meal Pipe

Kris and David wonder if they are alone in the strange things they do. Also, sinister dragons and the introduction of Poll Me Harder, with a spirited discussion on the order of operations at mealtime.

Aug 19, 200951 min

Tweet Me Harder 10: Fireworks

Seeking a way to vent their simmering rage at one another, Kris and David enlist Fake Stan Lee as a conflict counselor and throwdown-ajudicator. Also, ageist personal ads, public-access hotties and listener raps.

Aug 07, 200946 min

Tweet Me Harder 9: A Secret Isthmus

Kris and David ponder the ramifications of undersea time travel, explain three easy ways to simplify your life, debate the preferred method of throwing telephones at your friends and start a bitter feud.

Jul 31, 200959 min

Tweet Me Harder 8: The Centrifuge Method

Kris and David relish their graying plumage, completely revolutionize the masking-baldness industry, and ponder the long-term benefits of perfect attendance.

Jul 19, 20091 hr 2 min

Tweet Me Harder 7: Escape From the Dentist

Kris and David consider the destruction of the modern world, number Larry King's nipples easily into the dozens, and follow up with Kris' brother Kurt regarding the 'Dear Minnie' business from TMH6.

Jul 15, 20091 hr 11 min

Tweet Me Harder 6: My Dear Minnie

Kris explains at loving length a cherished, saucy memory from his past, and David applies scientific rigor to see if it ever actually happened. Also, advice for the unmotivated, and 10-year-old Kris and David write novels.

Jul 08, 20091 hr 5 min

Tweet Me Harder 5: Feed My Turtles

Kris and David explain how developing a sense of taste can ruin your life, then explore listener tales of Lengthy Obligations and invent a radical new automotive braking system.

Jul 01, 20091 hr 4 min

Tweet Me Harder 4: The Hogwashers

Kris and David debate whether the world around Garfield exists because he wills it, whether the Mercury Mariner is amphibious, and dispense advice to tweetsfolk that occasionally brushes butterfly-fingertips with cogency.

Jun 22, 20091 hr 4 min

Tweet Me Harder 3: Hammerin' Hornets

Kris and David discuss Hubristic Missteps, including the karmic tale of a woman assaulted by the entire food chain and a toddler having problems with cereal.

Jun 16, 20091 hr

Tweet Me Harder 2: Houses Made of Bones

Kris and David share listener tales of Unanticipated Victories, and debate the moral repercussions of a free gumball, the etymology of the drumstick, and how American economic policy keeps its citizens safe from blackjacking.

Jun 10, 20091 hr 13 min
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