Tweet Me Harder BONUS: Book Disguises
Kris and David decide that normal books are boring and insufficient, and instead set out to BETTER the world with the invention of strange and marvelous BOOK DISGUISES.
Apr 24, 2014•53 min
Tweet Me Harder
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Episodes
Tweet Me Harder 76: Truck Toilet Horn
Kris and David endorse cereals, hack the Twitter character set, explore euphemisms on television shows, speak the language of adulthood, and plumb the meanings of names.
Jan 11, 2012•1 hr 2 min
Tweet Me Harder 75: A Receding Horizon of Perfection
In the series finale of Tweet Me Harder, Kris and David revitalize the -trix suffix for all professions, explain their own fathers' podcast catastrophes, explain what keeps corpses from floating off into the atmosphere, and finally close the causality loop.
Mar 22, 2011•1 hr 18 min
Tweet Me Harder BONUS: Cutting Room Floor
In this collection of deleted bits from prior Tweet Me Harder episodes, Kris and David make the perfect sound effect, defend their parking preferences, comment on the President, and flee from the law.
Feb 20, 2011•36 min
Tweet Me Harder 74: Great Grand-Doctor
Kris and David raise children in a webcam-equipped dungeon, make every snapshot a prize-winning piece of journalism, abandon soap for good, learn what makes the best rodeo clowns so good, and grow dinosaurs in their sinuses.
Jan 21, 2011•1 hr
Tweet Me Harder 73: Collectible Cracker Game
Kris and David discover why marbles went out of fashion, realize exactly what the snack-food industry has long been hoping that someone would, use stock-car racing to make important scientific discoveries, and tell the waiter to hold the magnets, please!
Jan 05, 2011•54 min
Tweet Me Harder 72: Shout the Lights On
Kris and David try for the full sensory cycle with this rousing discussion of smell-tuba concerts, advances in home illumination, the best way to sneak out of jail, incredibly intuitive explanations for global warming, and how to get to know your neighbors. Plus, David describes his past as an art forger.
Dec 08, 2010•1 hr 12 min
Tweet Me Harder 71: Unfrozen Caveman Vampire
Kris and David reveal the elaborate plots of the undead, spend time alone in their room with carpet samples, write a bestselling book to blow the minds of tweens, and endure relationship problems stemming from being a fish-man and a werewolf respectively.
Dec 02, 2010•1 hr 1 min
Tweet Me Harder 70: Why Are You So Problem
Kris and David compare products to their marketing, make everything out of potatoes, and in Ask Me Harder, determine the best joint for macaroni, probe the sleep of the genders, and isolate the Dorito spice.
Nov 23, 2010•1 hr 2 min
Tweet Me Harder 69: Large Hot Dog Collider
Kris and David crack the code of hobby horse classification, bodily organs of a different kind, designer bacon, Deaf Coca-Cola, and bring it all home with hot dogs.
Nov 18, 2010•54 min
Tweet Me Harder 68: Rhubarb Ahoy
Kris and David broadcast LIVE from the 2010 New England Webcomics Weekend after passing the audio signal through the voice box of an abandoned Russian submarine and letting a squirrel sit on it for a while.
Nov 11, 2010•49 min
Tweet Me Harder 67: Cesium Lick
Kris and David create a sham conservatory for diseased wild animals, examine the quantum state of stuntmen, find the best seats in the movie theater, decry foreign languages, peer into buildings, and compare notes with Kevin McShane regarding the events of the last few weeks.
Nov 02, 2010•1 hr 11 min
Tweet Me Harder 66: Malaria-Induced Machete Murders
Kris, trapped in a nightmarish foreign problem-hospital, grows increasingly frantic as David thwarts dangers of his own en route to his rescue. Also, a solution for safely fireproofing homes, Kevin McShane steals a helicopter, and we finally learn the Greentown-kroner-to-hotdog exchange rate.
Oct 25, 2010•1 hr 12 min
Tweet Me Harder 65: Lord of Greentown
David turns to European drilling-platform sovereign John Allison for clues to Kris's whereabouts. The two debate the fashion choices of dictators, the sometime necessity of proxy hugging, the importance of choosing one's stamp-mate, and how many watts of music power TMH can muster.
Oct 10, 2010•1 hr 6 min
Tweet Me Harder 64: Flamingos Come Free
David and guest host Chris Hastings unpack the parochial history of roller-coasters, the pressure not placed on pets to be ethical, prospects for the Smithsonian Sneezing-Animal Emporium, and come to a conclusion regarding the safety of European hospitals.
Oct 06, 2010•58 min
Tweet Me Harder 63: Delicious People
Guest host Colleen AF Venable joins David to describe the afterlife of mac-n-cheese, how to deal with sweet or savory individuals in a post-racial society, and what to feed an electric water snake. Meanwhile, Kris lives it up in fancy-pants Europe.
Sep 30, 2010•53 min
Tweet Me Harder 62: Future-Pangaea
David and guest-host Dave Kellett explain the weather inside a blimp hangar, the hidden hazards of working with Post-It glue, the joy of being a hobbyist actuary, how the Slavs do the Amber Alert, and where the heck Kris got off to.
Sep 22, 2010•47 min
Tweet Me Harder 61: Kevin Me Harder
When Kris is late showing up for the show, Kevin McShane steps in to help David out. The upbeat pair wackily discuss doorknobs, gas ovens, and the Internet!
Sep 21, 2010•58 min
Tweet Me Harder 60: Knife-Wielding Duck
Kris and David flee hazardous weather, consider sustainable ways to melt frozen blood, become modern equivalents to swordsmen, use drill-bits as their sigil, and John Allison's TMH fanfic reaches its nail-biting conclusion.
Sep 15, 2010•52 min
Tweet Me Harder 59: Largest Sheep Heap
Kris and David consider commissioning a TMH mascot, marvel at the Dry-Erase Guild Society's inventive goings-on, hear listener tales of Forgettable Adventures, and John Allison's TMH fanfic reaches a fever pitch.
Sep 02, 2010•51 min
Tweet Me Harder 58: The Knowledge Hummingbird
Kris and David spar off on big-city values, consider a world in which glass was never invented, get Facebook to predict their moods, and John Allison's TMH fan-fiction epic takes a dark turn.
Aug 26, 2010•58 min
Tweet Me Harder 57: Snowman Scarecrow
Kris and David get rid of product packaging, throw a salad-dressing party, run in terror from the wild zamboni, tell tales of problems with sports, and famous fan-fiction author John Allison continues his TMH epic.
Aug 18, 2010•59 min
Tweet Me Harder 56: Bad Machinery
Kris and David stare down the promise of immortality, defer their physical pain, hear tales of machinery gone awry, and world-famous fanfic author John Allison has a rare treat for the fellas.
Aug 11, 2010•1 hr
Tweet Me Harder 55: An Appreciation of Tubes
Kris and David expand their tube-delivery business, get vaccinated against health, give an infant the 55-year-old arms of a murderer, and David quests after a free haircut.
Aug 04, 2010•55 min
Tweet Me Harder 54: Bargain Sod
Kris and David investigate the fluid content of books, probe the mysteries of a sinister housing development, commit crimes to promote movies, sell illicit beverages from their treehouse and make an enemy of R.L. Stine.
Jul 29, 2010•50 min
Tweet Me Harder 53: School-Bus Surgery
Kris and David solve the problem of chronic lateness, make major breakthroughs in self-administered internal medicine, uncover the bird conspiracy to murder old ladies, and finally win The Game.
Jul 14, 2010•1 hr 2 min
Tweet Me Harder 52: A Carrier for Handsomeness
Kris and David unearth the history of modern card games, analyze David's obsession with frugality, and discover the truth behind the male-pattern butt-chin.
Jul 07, 2010•49 min
Tweet Me Harder 51: Helpful Damage
Kris and David hijack celebrity Twitter feeds, ponder the saga of Weird Old Doctor vs. Young Kurt Straub, dig into listeners' irrational fears, and reunite the United States.
Jun 30, 2010•57 min
Tweet Me Harder 50: The Most Disgusting Astronaut
Kris and David report live from the TMH book release party in Portland, Oregon, going the extra mile to insulate your attic from ghosts, incinerate your childhood keepsakes, sell you a bat on a pizza and eat spoiled foreign food for your amusement.
Jun 23, 2010•56 min
Tweet Me Harder 50 (VIDEO)
QuickTime video of TMH LIVE Portland! Kris and David insulate your attic from ghosts, incinerate your childhood keepsakes, sell you a bat on a pizza and eat spoiled foreign food for your amusement.
Jun 23, 2010•56 min
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