As Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor's birthday trip devolves into a drunken nightmare, Stassi Schroeder comes back into the Vanderpump Rules universe like a powerful beam of pure light. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hoste...
May 20, 2024•10 min•Season 1Ep. 89
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss Kyle Richards seeing a mouse on her car, TurtleCon 2024, and much more. (00:00 - 26:32) And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 1 (26:32) and then they give their brief thoughts on The Valley (1:49:46) and Summer House (2:17:53). If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vand...
May 16, 2024•2 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 88
Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval show the world how two people can have the best birthday trip of all time. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ...
May 13, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 87
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss various fast food deals and stuff that you can buy at Dodger Stadium and then they talk about Lala Kent possibly becoming a cast member on The Valley (00:00 - 8:40) And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale and dissect it like nothing you could ever imagine (8:40) and then they give their brief thoughts on Summer House season 8 episode 11. (2:40:19). If you enjoyed this episode, j...
May 09, 2024•3 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 86
Stassi Schroeder has been seen skulking around SUR waiting for the perfect time to reclaim the group that she forsook. But she'll have to sit down with Lisa first... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See...
May 07, 2024•8 min•Season 1Ep. 85
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the film Challengers, Something About Her officially opening, Vanderpump Rules being put on pause, Riley's wife being put on the witness stand to defend Ariana Madix in the court of law against Rachel Leviss, and much more! (00:00 - 38:14) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 14 (38:14), The Valley - season 1 episode 7 (1:40:24), and then Summer House - s...
May 02, 2024•2 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 84
Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules season 4, episode 10 - "No Strings Attached" - in which Jax and Lala decide to flirt with each other to an almost unfathomable degree, and Tom Schwartz pulls off an elaborate proposal at Rock & Reilly’s. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turt...
Apr 29, 2024•5 min•Season 1Ep. 83
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley discusses going Chili's to get the famous Katie Maloney and Scheana Shay Espresso Martinis, and the Something About Her opening. (00:00 - 22:33) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 13 (25:33), The Valley - season 1 episode 6 (1:56:54), and then Summer House - season 8 episode 9 (2:40:05). If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Ros...
Apr 25, 2024•3 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 82
Instead of cheating on their girlfriends in Vegas, Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval decide to get tattoos on their asses to honor their commitment to them. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Apr 22, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 81
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss all of the Real Housewives firings and dip into the Bravo Vault. (00:00 - 25:20) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 12 (25:20), The Valley - season 1 episode 5 (1:38:07), and then Summer House - season 8 episode 8 (2:09:16). If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're rec...
Apr 18, 2024•2 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 80
Ariana wants to celebrate her 30th birthday weekend with the person she loves the most, but apparently there's like a huge construction yard in Vegas where you can like crush shit with bulldozers. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or In...
Apr 15, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 79
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss France, Notre Dame, Pirates of the Caribbean, the mid-season trailer of Summer House, and Jax and Brittany's faltering marriage. (00:00 - 32:31) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 11 (32:31), Summer House - season 8 episode 7 (1:18:34), and The Valley - season 1 episode 4 (1:50:55). And finally, Amy and Riley discuss #ClayGate - the infamous moment from...
Apr 11, 2024•2 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 78
James Kennedy continues his reign of terror upon the Vanderpump Rules universe, and Lisa Vanderpump shares the wonders of SUR Restaurant with 12 homeless teens. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Apr 09, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 77
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jeremy Madix getting engaged and Jax Taylor criticizing Vanderpump Rules. (00:00 - 42:05) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (season 11 episode 10), and The Valley (season 1, episode 3). If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each...
Apr 05, 2024•2 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 76
Lisa Vanderpump planned two perfect parties for Gay Pride and she's expecting everything to run smoothly. But unbeknownst to her, James Kennedy is threatening to ruin everything by showing off all of the sexual-related bites he got after having sex with one of Lisa's employees. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week...
Apr 02, 2024•6 min•Season 1Ep. 75
iI's a special episode, little turtle cuties. On this episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Villa (which airs Monday, April 1st on Hulu) and the latest beautiful episode of Summer House (Season 8 Episode 6) Start Your Engines. If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more...
Mar 29, 2024•56 min•Season 1Ep. 74
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Chicago, Ariana Madix buying a $1.6M home near us, Candiace Dillard Bassett quitting Real Housewives of Potomac and even more than that. (00:00 - 37:27) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (37:30), The Valley (02:26:12), and then honor everyone that took the Summer House challenge with us as well (02:38:19). If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and be...
Mar 28, 2024•2 hr 49 min•Season 1Ep. 73
Jax Taylor always considered himself the cock of the walk, but there's a new rooster in town - James Kennedy - that is constantly ruffling his feathers. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Mar 25, 2024•6 min•Season 1Ep. 72
It's Turtle Time After Dark, little turtle cuties! Amy and Riley stayed up late and discussed the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (season 11 episode 8) and the premiere episode of The Valley. If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok ...
Mar 20, 2024•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 71
Amy and Riley overcame the Ides of March to bring you this very special recap of Vanderpump Rules. In this episode, Scheana hosts an intervention for her husband, Shay, and also James has a breakthrough in his couples' therapy session with Kristen. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Tu...
Mar 18, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 70
It's a special emegency episode, little turtle cuties. Amy and Riley discuss Summer House season 8 episode 4 and what it means for the future of Lindsay and Carl. If you enjoyed this episode (which we know is probably not the case), join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ...
Mar 15, 2024•58 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Oscars, The Valley trailer, Kate Middleton, Rachel Goes Rogue, and Kristen Doute saying she got thousands of dollars from Tom Sandoval on Paypal. (00:00 - 47:51) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (53:42) and then they recap the latest episode of Summer House as well. (02:16:39) If you enjoyed this episode (which we know is probably not the case), join the Turtle Time...
Mar 14, 2024•3 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 68
Scheana Shay lets her friends and Lisa know that she is experiencing some difficult issues in her marriage. But once those issues come to light, will Lisa still be able to start a rivalry between her SUR employees and her Pump employees? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time i...
Mar 12, 2024•8 min•Season 1Ep. 67
Amy and Riley unfortunately had a lot of issues recording remotely this week so the episode quality suffered tremendously. We almost didn't want to put this out, but we thought some Little Turtle Cuties might derive some ironic enjoyment out of seeing how badly things went. Ultimately we thought if we even prompted one smile or laugh it was better than putting nothing out. So sorry for this one, Turtle Time community. We'll be back next week with a much better episode. If you enjoyed this episod...
Mar 07, 2024•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 66
Amy and Riley discuss a haunting scene where Tom and Ariana buy a new couch together. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Mar 04, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 65
There's breaking news, little turtle cuties. On this episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's separation and the lawsuit Rachel Leviss has filed against Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix. (00:00 - 38:38) And then they dive into the latest episode of Summer House season 8 episode 2 (38:38) and then the lackluster Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part 1. (01:31:13) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VI...
Mar 02, 2024•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest allegations against Andy Cohen and Bravo as well as the new trailer for The Valley. (00:00 - 44:11) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules season 11 episode 5 - Lake It or Break It. (46:10) the Summer House season 8 premiere (02:04:13) and the Beverly Hills finale. (02:37:52) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Ros...
Feb 29, 2024•2 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 63
This season of Vanderpump Rules has everything you could ever want. Lala is here! Brittany has come! Jax's Mom visits! There is so much power in VPR season 4, and Amy and Riley are ready to harness it all. So sit back and relax as they dive into season 4 and remain forever changed by what they witness. If you like this episode, please tell us you liked it and submit questions for future installments. If you absolutely detested it, give us a shameful #turnoffturtletalk. If you enjoyed this teaser...
Feb 26, 2024•5 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's New York Times profile and Rachel Leviss' latest episode of her podcast. (00:00 - 32:23) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules season 11 episode 4 - Dog Days of Summer. (32:23) And then discuss the state of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills franchise. (02:18:54) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP ...
Feb 22, 2024•2 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Amy and Riley are proud to present our first episode of Turtle Talk, in which we answer questions from our Little Turtle Cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs. We answered many of your most burning questions and hopefully provided moments of mirth and deep insight. If you like this episode, please tell us you liked it and submit questions for future installments. If you absolutely detested it, give us a shameful #turnoffturtletalk. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa...
Feb 20, 2024•8 min•Season 1Ep. 60
