Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss bindles, H**o code, Porsha Williams returning to RHOA, Winter House on pause, and the latest Summer House news. (00:00 - 42:12) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - You're Not the Queen of the Group. (42:12) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules ...
Feb 15, 2024•2 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Amy and Riley discuss the powerful season 3 reunion and officially say goodbye to one of the best Vanderpump Rules seasons of all time. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
Feb 12, 2024•5 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the RHONY casting rumors, Kandi leaving RHOA, the Grammy's, and then Riley reads part 3 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:05:15) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - The Ultimate Betrayal. (01:05:20) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules s...
Feb 08, 2024•2 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz on Nick Viall's podcast and Rachel Goes Rogue Chapter 5. And then Riley reads Part 2 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:07:39) And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere. (01:07:40) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rul...
Feb 01, 2024•2 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 56
It's the Vanderpump Rules season 3 finale! In this episode, Lisa Vanderpump gathers all of her friends and employees to celebrate SUR's 10 year anniversary. Unbeknownst to her, the Vanderpump Rules cast members use this as an opportunity to discuss conflict with each other. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. An...
Jan 29, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Scandoval Lifetime movie they're writing, the Oscars, Paul Giamatti, Stassi Schroeder declining to be on The Valley, and even more than that. (00:00 - 00:50:44) And then they dive into part 3 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion (00:51:00), the final part of the Southern Charm season 9 reunion (01:50:04), and then latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:30:40). If you...
Jan 26, 2024•3 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Jax Taylor finally unburdens his heavy soul and reveals to his friends that Tom Sandoval made love to Miami Girl. But when Scheana hears the truth, will she truly listen? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast...
Jan 22, 2024•10 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere, Rachel Goes Rouge episode 2, The Valley trailer, the Kory and Sam break-up, and much more! (00:00 - 01:17:00) And then they dive into the Southern Charm season 9 reunion part 1 (01:19:27), part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion, (02:16:50), and the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:59:24). If you enjoyed this episode but...
Jan 19, 2024•3 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Scheana's wedding fills the air with so much love that Tom Schwartz decides to give Katie a ring on a string. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more abou...
Jan 15, 2024•8 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Summer House season 8 trailer, Rachel Goes Rouge, the film Poor Things, the Golden Globes, and much more. (00:00 - 59:27) And then they dive into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion (59:27), the season finale of Southern Charm (01:30:00), and the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:17:00). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreo...
Jan 12, 2024•2 hr 53 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Scheana and Shay decide to finally get married to each other and they have gathered all of their friends to celebrate. But if Lisa Vanderpump and all of her staff are at their wedding, who will be working at SUR? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on...
Jan 08, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard being Stassi Schroeder's cousin, Lisa Vanderpump's new show, Vanderpump Villa, Tom Sandoval taking a photo with a tiger in Thailand, and much more! (00:00 - 59:14) And then they dive into the stunning Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (59:14), the latest episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:07:14) and then last week's episode of Southern Charm. (02:39:45). If you...
Jan 05, 2024•3 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Amy and Riley are ringing in the new year by recapping "Judgement Day". In this episode, Lisa has a sit down with Kristen Doute and decides her fate as a waiter at Sur. But will Kristen Doute let all old acquaintance be forgot? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your lif...
Jan 03, 2024•8 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Happy holidays, our little turtle cuties. On this special day, Amy and Riley recap the "Miami Girl" episode of Vanderpump Rules and watch in horror as Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix lie through their teeth about every aspect of the scandal. Make Christmas day extra special by spending time with Amy and Riley as they recap one of the most consequential episodes in Vanderpump Rules history. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode...
Dec 25, 2023•9 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Happy holidays, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Patricia Altschul, Olivia Flowers, Elvis, January 6th, and much more! And then, they dive into the Winter House season finale and reunion. If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even mor...
Dec 22, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley's trip to Schwartz and Sandy's and Jax's Studio City as well as the new details surrounding Scheana Shay and Tom Schwartz' mysterious kiss. (00:00 - 22:38) And then, they dive into the latest episode of Southern Charm (22:38), and Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. (01:18:02). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonu...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 44
A house divided cannot stand and either can a restaurant. Even one as powerful as SUR. In this episode, Stassi isolates herself even further from the Vanderpump Rules cast when she loses the last friend she had left... And also Peter and Vail go on a date. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even...
Dec 18, 2023•8 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules: A Decade of Rumors and Lies, the sneak peeks of Vanderpump Rules season 11, and Kim and Kroy Biermann's police body cam footage. (00:00 - 59:26) And then dive into the latest episodes of Southern Charm (59:27), Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:30:07), Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:15:37), and Winter House (02:51:28). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle...
Dec 15, 2023•3 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 43
It's a Turtle Time Breaking News Report! Amy and Riley exhaustively discuss every aspect of the Vanderpump Rules season 11 trailer and officially enter the new Vanderpump Rules era. If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on Ti...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 42
When Kristen Doute wishes death upon Ariana Madix, Tom Sandoval must do everything within in his power to stop it. Even if that means letting tears pour all over Miami... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast...
Dec 11, 2023•6 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Alexis Bellino and John Janssen dating, Ariana Madix on Dancing with the Stars, and the start of a new Roxie Hart. (00:00 - 35:48) And then dive into the latest episodes of Southern Charm (35:50), Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:10:25), Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:29:51), and Winter House (02:01:10). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Vill...
Dec 08, 2023•2 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 41
When a manager at Pump quits, Lisa must do the unthinkable - hire her daughter, Pandora, for a day. But will Pump ever recover from the loss? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Dec 04, 2023•6 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval on Special Forces, Ariana Madix on Dancing with the Stars, NeNe Leakes distancing herself from the Reality Reckoning, and much more! (00:00 - 48:00) Then they discuss Rachel Leviss going rogue (48:00), and then dive into the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:02:33), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (02:00:50), and Winter House (02:29:37). If you enjoyed this episode but yo...
Dec 01, 2023•2 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 40
What happens in San Diego... could ultimately wreak havoc upon Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant empire and leave it in ruins. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Lea...
Nov 27, 2023•6 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Leonardo DiCaprio owning a huge tortoise and that's why he dates younger women so that they can take care of it after he dies. (00:00 - 28:11) Then they discuss the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac (30:30), the latest episode of Southern Charm (49:52), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:38:43), and Winter House (02:03:48). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Pat...
Nov 24, 2023•2 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Lisa Vanderpump must decide whether she should replace the nicoise with blackened seared ahi on Villa Blanca's menu... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn ...
Nov 20, 2023•5 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules season 11, Kristen Doute's shocking revelation about Tom Schwartz pouring a drink on Katie's head, the potential Tom Sandoval reappraisal, and much more! (00:00 - 38:15) Then they discuss the latest episodes of Southern Charm (38:30), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:14:18), the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:48:54), and Winter House (02:18:33). If you enjoyed this episode but yo...
Nov 17, 2023•2 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss BravoCon 2023, Bethenny Frankel's BravoCon response, and Lindsay Hubbard's Nick Viall interview. (00:00 - 50:10) Then they discuss the latest episodes of Southern Charm (53:12), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:38:15), the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:56:08), and Winter House (02:16:12). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP ...
Nov 10, 2023•2 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 37
On Patreon, Amy and Riley present their full, completely candid BravoCon 2023 experience with all of the highs and horrific lows. We leave no stone unturned and no tea unspilled. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted ...
Nov 09, 2023•4 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Stassi will not stop until everyone in the world hates Jax as much as she does. But will that hatred affect the new SUR hostess, Vail, or will she instead fall in love with him? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted o...
Nov 06, 2023•7 min•Season 1Ep. 36
