Mark it down - "Pitch No-So-Perfect" is the worst episode of Vanderpump Rules or at least in the bottom 10. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 25, 2026•6 min
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Giveth Them Lala " - we begin by talking about Jeff Probst completely blowing it at the Survivor 50 finale, Round 2 for Andy Cohen at the DMV, and also the new footage from the Summer House season 10 reunion. (00:00 - 17:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 8) - "The First Annual San Diego Nia Pageant". (18:15) And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 8) - "The Birth of a Slam Pig" - a little pop in. (01...
May 22, 2026•2 hr 16 min
On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "Bye Bye House" - we begin by discussing the In The City premiere party in New York City as well as Andy Cohen's trip to the DMV. (00:00 - 22:35) Then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the season 10 finale of Summer House - "The Summer Before the Fall" - and recap every single moment in it. (22:35) And then we break down the Summer House Season 10 Reunion trailer! (01:26:30) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to reca...
May 20, 2026•2 hr 27 min
Raquel and James get a second opinion from Dr. Paul Nassif on Raquel's botched nose job. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 18, 2026•10 min
On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "The Dark Side of Danny Drunko " - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like Ciara Miller correcting TMZ's false reporting, James Kennedy getting a baby, and other stuff. (00:00 - 25:30) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 7) - "Please Give Him Lala". (25:30) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 7 - "Waterslides for Thee" - a little pop in. (01:21:20) And then finally, we discuss...
May 15, 2026•2 hr 5 min
On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "A Little More Going On" - we begin by breaking down all of the latest news like the rumors that Jenn Fessler cheated on her husband of 27 years with West Wilson after the Bravo Watch Party in 2024, Amy getting to see Jesse Solomon live, the Next Gen NYC season 2 trailer, the McBee Dynasty season 3 trailer, and even more news than that! (00:00 - 55:55) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing this week's episode of Summer House - ...
May 13, 2026•2 hr 13 min
Schwartz and Sandoval immediately clash with their new partner, Greg, while discussing the concept of their new bar. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 11, 2026•7 min
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Eye of Kristen" - we discuss all of the hottest news on the planet which consists of someone from the new RHONY having a birthday party, Steven McBee Jr. checking himself into a treatment facility, Katie Maloney discussing her story on House of Stassi , and much more! (00:00 - 22:00) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 6) - "The Train to San Diego". (22:00) And then, we recap Part 3 of the seaso...
May 08, 2026•1 hr 37 min
Amy and Riley discuss the film, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring , as part of our ongoing Villa Rosa Film Society series. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Screening Room VIP to hear the full episode. We'll be releasing film discussions each month. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 07, 2026•9 min
On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Lindsay Hubbard's Second Annual Freedom Dinner " - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like Kyle Cooke and Carl Radke joining Saturday Night Live as cast members, the hottest Met Gala looks, and E!'s The Golden Life trailer featuring the legacy RHONY cast. (00:00 - 21:05) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 15 - "The Lost Supper" - and recap every single mo...
May 06, 2026•1 hr 52 min
Lisa Vanderpump serves tea and then gets "tea" spilled when she learns about Brock Davies' past. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 04, 2026•13 min
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The One Where Kathy Hilton Goes on the AI Jello Diet" - we discuss all of the hottest news on the planet which consists of In The City adding new scenes to incorporate the so-called Amanda Goes West controversy, Lindsay Hubbard on WWHL, and Amanda Batula using Kyle Cooke as a decoy by kissing him at brunch on the patio of Balthazar. (00:00 - 27:20) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 5) - "The Famil...
May 01, 2026•1 hr 51 min
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Ciara's Person" - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like the leaks from the Summer House reunion, Steven McBee Jr. ending his relationship with his girlfriend, and Michelle Saniei dating Dr. Dre. (00:00 - 42:15) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 13 - "The Soft Launch of Soft Bar" - and recap every single moment in it. (42:15) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode...
Apr 29, 2026•2 hr 15 min
James Kennedy forges an ill-fated brotherhood with Tom Sandoval and remarks on how expensive Raquel's diamond ring is. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Apr 27, 2026•8 min
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Shadow Over the Valley" - we discuss all of the latest news including Sonic debuting their new Frozen Refreshers, Ciara Miller joining Dancing with the Stars next season, and the Summer House season 10 reunion seating chart. (00:00 - 37:10) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's demoralizing episode The Valley (season 3, episode 4) - "Reverse Bill Clinton" and what can be done to fix this franchise. (...
Apr 24, 2026•1 hr 53 min
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Can We Just Be Best Friends Again?" - we begin by talking about all of the latest developments in the so-called Amanda Goes West scandal including West and Amanda kissing at a Yankees game, Kyle Cooke kissing at a Page Six party, and new details about the timeline. (00:00 - 32:00) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 12 - "Apologies" - and recap every single moment in it. (32:00) And ...
Apr 22, 2026•2 hr 16 min
Amy and Riley reflect on the legacy of Brock Davies and his horrible relationship with Scheana's mom. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Apr 20, 2026•6 min
Amy and Riley reflect on the legacy of Schwartz and Sandy's and its reviled name. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Apr 19, 2026•5 min
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Escape to Booko Mountain" - we discuss all of the latest news like Lisa Hochstein getting a mug shot, Luke from Summer House running for Congress, and other things. (00:00 - 20:20) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's dull episode The Valley (season 3, episode 3) - "Zero Lounge" and what is still going wrong with the franchise. (20:20) And then, we recap the season 15 finale of the Real Housewives of Be...
Apr 17, 2026•1 hr 51 min
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Sanctity of the Summer House" - we begin by talking about the RHOP casting news, Southern Charm filming season 12, and Lena Dunham cheating on Jack Antonoff. (00:00 - 14:45) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 11 - "What Happens in Vegas" - and recap every single moment in it. (14:45) And then, we give RHOA season 17, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:21:00) And then finally we give...
Apr 15, 2026•1 hr 46 min
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Ball Brothers 2: Dr. Turek's Revenge" - we discuss the latest developments in the unfolding Wilson-Batula Betrayal , as well as Bethenny Frankel's social media content. (00:00 - 27:10) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's horrifying episode The Valley (season 3, episode 2) - "Post-Mortem" and what is going still wrong with the franchise. (27:10) And then, we recap this week's dull episode of the Real Ho...
Apr 10, 2026•1 hr 32 min
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Carl's A Mess and Kyle is Stressed" - we begin by talking about all of the latest updates from The Batula-Wilson Betrayal and many, many other things that are newsworthy. (00:00 - 31:20) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 10 - "The One Where Kyle Has a Little More Going On Than You Would Think" - and recap every single moment in it. (31:30) And then we give RHORI season 1, episode 2...
Apr 08, 2026•2 hr 4 min
On our recap of the Season 9 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss James and Max's legendary fight. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Apr 06, 2026•6 min
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "A Summer House in Shambles" - we discuss the latest developments in the West and Amanda saga and also touch on Sai De Silva getting divorced. (00:00 - 34:20) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the lackluster season 3 premiere of The Valley and what is going wrong with the franchise. (34:20) And then, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 16) - "End Kyle". (1:05:30) And then finally we discuss our ...
Apr 03, 2026•1 hr 48 min
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "My Mate's Missus" - we begin by talking about the biggest Bravo news in years - Amanda and West dating and provide all of the latest updates. And also say a huge happy birthday to Mr. Feeny who just turned 99. (00:00 - 33:05) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 9 - "A Little More Going On" - and recap every single moment in it. (33:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle...
Apr 01, 2026•1 hr 33 min
Enter the Turtle Time Situation Room with us as we discuss Amanda Batula and West Wilson announcing that they are in a relationship. If you enjoyed this breaking news update and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or ...
Mar 31, 2026•40 min
We discuss the West Wilson and Amanda Batula hookup rumors and how they make us feel. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Mar 30, 2026•15 min
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Shep's Toast" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Andy Cohen getting mad at Sarah Michelle Gellar, how we both go to sleep at night, and the RHONJ casting news.(00:00 - 23:35) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion and assess the season overall. (23:35) And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 15) - "To Be or to Cha...
Mar 27, 2026•1 hr 51 min
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Kyle is Cooked" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Margaret Josephs leaving RHONJ, the 20th anniversary of RHOC's premiere, and RHOM potentially not being cancelled. (00:00 - 30:25) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 8 - "What Hath Kyle Wrought" - and recap every single moment in it. (30:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle T...
Mar 25, 2026•1 hr 52 min
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Magician from Nashville" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Project Hail Mary, Spider-Man, and Martha Stewart's cameo on the upcoming season of RHONY. (00:00 - 28:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the first part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion. (28:25) And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 14) - "A Kyle Cold War". (01:20:45) If you enjoyed this ...
Mar 20, 2026•1 hr 54 min
