Our best friend is here! We're joined by our very good friend Chris! Chris is well known in our circles for being a comic book enthusiast, loving father, and all-around good guy. He also doesn't really know when to shut up, so we made this episode in two parts. Enjoy! Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 S03E35 - Part Two - The Making of Metalhead http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Twitter @TurtlePowerPod Email Turtle...
Mar 21, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Our best friend is here! We're joined by our very good friend Chris! Chris is well known in our circles for being a comic book enthusiast, loving father, and all-around good guy. He also doesn't really know when to shut up, so we made this episode in two parts. Enjoy! Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 S03E35 - Part One - The Making of Metalhead http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Twitter @TurtlePowerPod Email Turtle...
Mar 15, 2017•1 hr 10 min
Please enjoy as we try Anchovies topped with (the) Chocolate Fudge. WATCH US EAT IT AT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8pbFu4U8X4 Pizza Challenge! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 Twitter @TurtlePowerPod Email [email protected] YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxUF... ~ Cowabunga, dudes...
Mar 15, 2017•9 min
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Usagi is left in the care of Obento-sama. Until Shredder attacks! This is the epic and long-waited conclusion of the Usagi two-parter! Forget that there was a semi-shitty episode in the middle. Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 S03E34 - Usagi Come Home http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Twitter @TurtlePowerPod Email [email protected] YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxUF...
Mar 07, 2017•1 hr 39 min
We finally meet some of April's family, and she's obviously integral to the plot. Basem and Cranston have a difficult time with this episode, so bare with them. Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 S03E33 - Case of the Hot Kimono http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Twitter @TurtlePowerPod Email [email protected] YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxUFgCsBp_5iSHXuShyVSsw Check out Wikihow We Do It at http:/...
Feb 28, 2017•1 hr 26 min
Yo, Jimbo! You soggy! Cranston was very proud of that, so I thought I'd put it in. Everyone's favorite rabbit samurai finally arrives! Will his presence grace us with a change of form to this TV show, or just melt into the mediocrity of our lives? Find out! With special guest, Natalie! Basem and Cranny were on an episode of Quote Unquote Guilty, talking about Sky High! Listen at https://soundcloud.com/quoteunquoteguilty/45-sky-high-2005 Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat...
Feb 21, 2017•1 hr 39 min
Near the end of the latest episode, we wanted to end things on a high note. Unfortunately, Basem went on a rant calling out KJ's(Karaoke DJ's) for their bullshit. The result is this clip we removed. Enjoy! S03E31 - Outtake! http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Twitter @TurtlePowerPod Email [email protected] YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxUFgCsBp_5iSHXuShyVSsw Check out Wikihow We Do It at http://wikihow.libsyn.com/ ~ Cowabunga, dudes...
Feb 18, 2017•3 min
We're back again! No clip episode this week, finally some sweet new adventures in the world of TMNT. Mikey's got a problem. And the only prescription is brotherly love! Basem and Cranny weigh in on the inter-sibling drama and give their own solutions. We were on an episode of Stacey's Pop Culture Parlour! Listen at https://popcultureparlour.podbean.com/ Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 S03E31 - Michelangelo's Bi...
Feb 14, 2017•1 hr 26 min
Basem and Cranny are wondering what would happen if they started a podcast about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Specifically, what would their first year be like? *Start flashback music* Big thanks to Keith( @Mcguff_n_stuff ) for putting this together! Check out his new podcast Toon In at https://soundcloud.com/user-689892848 One Year Celebration! http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Twitter @TurtlePowerPod Email [email protected] YouTube https://tinyurl.com/BasemCranny Check out Wikihow W...
Feb 07, 2017•1 hr 9 min
Screw hyphenations, this is Leatherhead Terror of the Swamp, and it's an episode we've been waiting to watch for a while. Does it live up to our childhood-fueled hype? Find out! We were on an episode of Stacey's Pop Culture Parlour! Listen at https://popcultureparlour.podbean.com/ Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 S03E30 - Leatherhead Terror of the Swamp http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Twitter @TurtlePowerPod Em...
Jan 31, 2017•1 hr 21 min
Shredder has a plan! It involves us delving deeper into the bellies of the lore of the ancient and powerful Foot Clan! But wait, what's this? A crappy rehash of things we've seen before? It's a clip episode! The solution to every show's ending budget. Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 S03E29 - Blast From the Past http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Twitter @TurtlePowerPod Email [email protected] YouTube https...
Jan 24, 2017•1 hr 27 min
Krang is fed up with Shredder's incompetence, so he hires a replacement! Luckily for Leonardo, Krang is an equal-opportunity tyrant. In the real world, Basem and Cranston are recording from different places due to Basem being fed up with the crappiest drivers in America . It's a brand new Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 S03E28 - Beware the Lotus Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @Tur...
Jan 17, 2017•1 hr 36 min
A long-awaited episode! Will this episode live up to the expectations of Basem and Cranny since they first saw the title? Probably not! But just how far will it miss the mark? That's the real question these days; one that we intend to answer with excruciating detail. Join us, won't you? It's a brand new Pizza Challenge ! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/12073390 S03E27 - Super Bebop & Mighty Rocksteady Our homepage is at http://turtle...
Jan 10, 2017•1 hr 14 min
What genius! Basem and Cranston are in AWE about The Shredder's newest scheme, hitting the turtles' favorite snack, PIZZA! Will the TMNT fall for it? Will they be destroyed by their own hubris? Will Basem and Cranny shit all over it? Find out! It's the last week to vote on the Pizza Challenge! Click here to vote on the pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/11627877 S03E26 - Pizza By the Shred Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod...
Jan 03, 2017•1 hr 34 min
Disappointment! Sarah's upset, and for good reason. Basem's been sick, which means he had more time to complete his challenge, but did he make good use of it? Who knows! You will, after you listen to the episode. And make sure to listen to next episode, when we have our first Betterment Challenge Face-off! (With special guest, Cranny from Turtle Power Pod). This episode's Betterment Challenge: http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Silly-with-Your-Girlfriend Next episode's Betterment Challenge: http://www.w...
Dec 27, 2016•1 hr 5 min
Merry Christmas! It's the most wonderful time of the year, and Basem and Cranny plan to ruin their Christmas cheer by watching the 1994 TMNT direct-to-video special! There's songs, festivities, and the bare-bones of a plot. Will Basem and Cranny be filled with X-MAS spirit? Or will they bah-humbug through this awful train-wreck? Find out! It's an all new Pizza Challenge! Click here to vote on the next pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/11627877 We Wish You a Turtle ...
Dec 20, 2016•51 min
Basem Hassem & Cranny (Stephan Cranston) live a long way away! Like on the other side of the world! But somehow with the magic of podcasting they join Michael and Sarah on the hottest quiz show on the internet! Pop Quiz Hot Shot is back, baby! Look forward to new games, new guests and a whole lot more movie talk. Check out Pop Quiz Hot Shot now! And reach out to Michael and Sarah: Sarah Baggs @Why_in_the_heck Michael Williams @Meandmyeasel Geek Mountain @GeekMountainAU Pop Quiz Hot Shot @Pop...
Dec 13, 2016•1 hr 6 min
Pizza Power Challenge #5 complete! Listen to our views on the pizza now, and don't forget to watch us eating the pizza at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fidNjro2qqM It's an all new Pizza Challenge! Click here to vote on the next pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/11627877 BONUS! Peanut Butter & Pickle Pizza Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel is at https...
Dec 09, 2016•5 min
We're back again! And so are our favorite crime-fighting turtles. Along with the help of some familiar faces (in masks), this episode was born! Will it be amazing? Will it cause Basem and Cranston to weep with joy? Probably not, but join us anyway. Please. We're lonely. It's an all new Pizza Challenge! Click here to vote on the next pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/11627877 S03E25 - Corporate Raiders From Dimension X Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn...
Dec 06, 2016•1 hr 39 min
Basem is slowly dying. But the show must go on! Basem and Cranny try their best to push on, even though the coughing and hacking of Basem's dry and brittle throat slowly turns his golden pipes into sewer pipes. Basem and Cranston are funny periodically in this fantastic new episode of Turtle Power Pod. It's an all new Pizza Challenge! Click here to vote on the next pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/11627877 S03E24 - Mutagen Monster Our homepage is at http://turtlep...
Nov 29, 2016•1 hr 27 min
What's better than 4 masked vigilantes? Five masked vigilantes! Everyone's favorite sports-themed crime-fighter is finally here, and it makes for one doozy of an episode. Basem and Cranny talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of this episode. It certainly ain't no million dollar episode. How does Casey Jones feel about bad guys? He wants to hang 'em high. You could even call him an enforcer in the line of fire. Invictus. It's an all new Pizza Challenge! Click here to vote on the next ...
Nov 22, 2016•1 hr 20 min
Everyone's favorite poop-eater is back! This is one of the episodes we've been waiting for! Baxter Stockman reprises his duties of fucking up the lives of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Shredder and Krang also have some scheming happening. Basem and Cranny discuss the probability of underground kingdoms. It's an all new Pizza Challenge! Click here to vote on the next pizza we'll eat, straight from the show: http://www.strawpoll.me/11627877 S03E22 - Return of the Fly Our homepage is at http://...
Nov 15, 2016•1 hr 22 min
Love is in the air! Shredder and Krang have a plan to power the Technodrome and return to the surface of the Earth! If only they didn't have those pesky Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to deal with. Basem and Cranston review what MAY BE the worst episode of television they've ever watched. You're welcome, WORLD! This is the LAST WEEK to vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge. Click here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 S03E21 - Green with Jealousy Our homepage is at http://turtlepow...
Nov 08, 2016•1 hr 41 min
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! As a tribute to this momentous occasion, Basem and Cranny watch and review one of the rare Halloween episodes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, from the 2003 series! How will it compare with the classic? Will Basem and Cranny lose their minds? How many things can Cranston twist into grossness? Find out! Also, dont forget to vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 Halloween Special! TMNT 2003 (S04E12) Our homepage is at http://...
Oct 31, 2016•1 hr 11 min
When tourists attack! An alien from an alien planet uses his alien technology to wreak havoc on our little city of New York. Of course, Shredder is interested. Basem and Cranny observe in awe and wonder as the spectacle unfolds in front of their nubile eyes. Will they be able to keep from being swept up by the incredible majesty? Find out! Also, dont forget to vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 S03E20 - Camera Bugged Our homepage is at ht...
Oct 25, 2016•1 hr 26 min
Basem and Cranny have been drinking! That's a good sign, right? In other news, the turtles get strange visitors, and it's up to them to stop advanced technology from getting into Shredder and Krang's hands! Also, something about a monolith and War of the Worlds. Also, dont forget to vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 S03E19 - Invasion of the Turtle Snatchers Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Ema...
Oct 18, 2016•1 hr 16 min
There's a COWABUNGA in the episode title! That's a good sign, right? Basem and Cranny's predictions are real close in this episode, but was the real plot better or worse? Find out! Also; Michelangelo, Michelangelo, Michelangelo. Also, dont forget to vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 S03E18 - Cowabunga Shredhead Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our...
Oct 11, 2016•1 hr 24 min
...and not a ninja among them! There's a new dump truck in town, and Shredder sees an opportunity for mayhem! The turtles get involved. Basem and Cranny laugh, cry, and fondle each other. Also, dont forget to vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 S03E17 -Turtles, Turtles, Everywhere Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel is at https://ww...
Oct 04, 2016•1 hr 18 min
FINALE OF THE SUPER SPECIAL RPG EPISODE! (Part 2) Gather round the table and grab your pencils and dice and join us as we all play a rip roaring game of the TMNT Role Playing Adventure! Today Basem and Cranny are joined by Sarah (It’s A Duck Blur), Shawn (Language of Bromance), and Kasey (Basem’s Partner) in a classic dice rolling romp! Hope you’re ready for some hardcore sheep/donkey/mouse/quail on person action! Check out Language of Bromance at http://languageofbromance.com/ Check out It's a ...
Sep 27, 2016•1 hr 23 min
SUPER SPECIAL RPG EPISODE! (Part 1) Gather round the table and grab your pencils and dice and join us as we all play a rip roaring game of the TMNT Role Playing Adventure! Today Basem and Cranny are joined by Sarah (It’s A Duck Blur), Shawn (Language of Bromance), and Kasey (Basem’s Partner) in a classic dice rolling romp! Hope you’re ready for some hardcore sheep/donkey/mouse/quail on person action! Check out Language of Bromance at http://languageofbromance.com/ Check out It's a Duck Blur at h...
Sep 20, 2016•1 hr 27 min
