Leonardo is having another crisis! Basem and Cranny aren't too impressed. Shredder and Krang want to obtain a special gem that will make them invincible! Also, Joe the voyeur stops by to hang out, and Natalie, too! Also, dont forget to vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 S03E16 - The Three Musketurtles Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube ch...
Sep 13, 2016•1 hr 35 min
Leonardo is having a crisis! Basem and Cranny aren't too impressed. Shredder and Krang have a plan to destroy the Earth, and the other three turtles have to step in to save the day! Will they be able to do it without their fearless leader? Find out! Also, dont forget to vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 S03E15 - Take Me to Your Leader Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at Turt...
Sep 06, 2016•1 hr 23 min
Through some Twitter shenanigans, Basem had too much to drink, and Cranston was slowly following suit. WARNING: This episode includes more silliness and stupidity than normal, including mic-sharing and fake BJs. Also Krang and Shredder have a plan to flood the city and it backfires in every way on everybody. Dont forget to vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 S03E14 - 20,000 Leaks Under the City Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libs...
Aug 30, 2016•1 hr 21 min
Ancient alien technology is discovered by Krang on Earth, and the Turtles have to stop Shredder from getting it first! Will the turtles be able to defeat this powerful weapon? Will Raphael's voice stop being so damn weird? Find out on this episode of Turtle Power Pod! And vote on Basem and Cranny's next gross pizza challenge here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11050060 S03E13 - The Ninja Sword of Nowhere Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free a...
Aug 23, 2016•1 hr 35 min
SCIENCE RUNS AMOK! The Turtles meet a robot from the future named MACC, but Krang and Shredder have OTHER ideas for the robotic wonder! Will they get their dastardly hands on such an amazing piece of technology, or will the turtles be able to stop their dastardly hands from getting on this amazing technology? Find out, NOW! S03E12 - Attack of Big MACC Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel i...
Aug 16, 2016•1 hr 34 min
April's got a hot scoop, and it's giving the turtles hot PANTS! We discover what really cooks their pizzas. What really gets their cheese bubbling. What really gets their dough rising! Okay, that's enough. Also Basem and Cranston talk about things. Don't forget to vote on our next pizza at http://www.strawpoll.me/10296580 . S03E11 - April's Fool Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel is at h...
Aug 09, 2016•1 hr 20 min
EARTHQUAKE! There's strange things happening in New York, and the Turtles are going to get to the bottom of it. The VERY bottom! Also Basem has the hiccups the whole show. Don't forget to vote on our next pizza at http://www.strawpoll.me/10296580 . S03E10 - Turtles at the Earth's Core Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel is at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxUFgCsBp_5iSHXuShyVSsw Check ...
Aug 02, 2016•1 hr 13 min
A new villain! Someone is controlling all the rats in New York city, and causing mayhem! Now it's up to April O'Neil and the fantastic Ninja Turtles to stop him/her/it/them. Join Basem and Cranny today, and don't forget to vote on our next pizza at http://www.strawpoll.me/10296580 . And here's the link to our Alan Wake finale playthrough we were talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC5ZG0RDH6Q S03E09 - Enter the Rat King Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @Tu...
Jul 26, 2016•1 hr 25 min
It's time for Pizza Power! Basem and Cranny tallied up your votes and finally got down to eating another TMNT Pizza. This time, it's "everything except green veggies", blech. How did it turn out? Find out now! And don't forget to vote on our next pizza at http://www.strawpoll.me/10296580 BONUS!! Pizza Power 4 Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel is at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxUFg...
Jul 22, 2016•14 min
The planets are aligning, and that's bad! Krang and Shredder are up to no good again, and it's up to the four turtles to stop them. WAIT A MINUTE, ANOTHER TURTLE?! Who could this mysterious stranger be? Is he simply wearing an amazingly convincing costume, or could this 5th ninja master truly be another mutant!? Spoilers, it's a stupid kid. Join Basem and Cranny today, and don't forget to vote on our next pizza at http://www.strawpoll.me/10296580 S03E08 - The Fifth Turtle Our homepage is at http...
Jul 19, 2016•1 hr 10 min
A terrible heat has befallen New York city, and it's up to four reptiles(amphibians?) to figure out why. Basem and Cranny are back to figure out what happens if you record a podcast with minimal sleep, and the results are to be expected. Zany antics and wild accusations in this week's episode of Turtle Power Pod! S03E07 - Burne's Blues Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel is at https://www...
Jul 12, 2016•1 hr 23 min
Natalie's back!! And Cranston is a hungover mess of a grouch! What hilarity will ensue? Will we have songs, dancing, merriment? Or will things get rapidly uncomfortable for everyone? Find out! S03E06 - The Old Switcheroo w/Natalie! Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel is at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxUFgCsBp_5iSHXuShyVSsw Check out Wikihow We Do It at http://wikihow.libsyn.com/ ~ C...
Jul 05, 2016•1 hr 42 min
ANOTHER special guest! Two fantastic guests in a row? Who knew we were so popular? In this episode, Krang and Shredder do a thing! That thing makes no sense, and we make sure to point that out. Check out Wikihow We Do It at http://wikihow.libsyn.com/ S03E05 - Sky Turtles w/Natalie! Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel is at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxUFgCsBp_5iSHXuShyVSsw ~ Cowabun...
Jun 28, 2016•1 hr 36 min
Happy Father's Day! Today we're joined by none other than Daddy Cranny himself! The man who's eye once twinkled with what would be Cranston, and first plopped the little guy in front of the TV to watch this crazy show. What wisdom will we gleam from his grizzled visage? Find out! Check out Wikihow We Do It at http://wikihow.libsyn.com/ And listen to Basem on Quote Unquote Guilty at https://soundcloud.com/quoteunquoteguilty/episode-8-tmnt-2007 S03E04 - The Maltese Hamster w/ Cranston's Dad! Our h...
Jun 21, 2016•1 hr 49 min
Cranston is sick! Who will be able to fill the void? Who can save us from a week without our beloved podcast? None other than Basem's bride-to-be, Kasey! She's in the studio breaking down a cartoon from HER childhood; She-Ra ! Basem's never seen the show and he's in for a treat. And your ears are in for a treat, too! Prince Adam and Cringer must travel from Eternia to Etheria to search for one with the strength of heart to wield one of the twin swords of Castle Grayskull. Will Prince Adam be abl...
Jun 14, 2016•53 min
It's finally out! TMNT 2: Out of the Shadows just released, and we're gonna review it! We try and remember as much as we can from memory, and we reveal some of our INTERESTING new sponsors. We'll be back next week with another episode. In the meantime, Cowabunga! SPOILERS FROM 13:15 TO 58:45 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows Review Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] Our YouTube channel is at ...
Jun 07, 2016•1 hr 8 min
Happy Birthday, Irma! Things are happening! Krang has another foolproof plan, that involves an amazing space-machine and a coincidental space-rock. Basem and Cranny get philosophical up in this beezy! Also, don't forget to vote for your favorite pizza for us to eat next at http://www.strawpoll.me/10296580 . Season 3 Episode 3 - Attack of the 50-Foot Irma Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] ~ Cowabunga, dudes...
May 31, 2016•1 hr 32 min
Slander! The turtles face their toughest foe yet; a douchebag with a TV show! How will they convince the public that they're not just horrible monsters? Will Shredder be able to finally go through with murdering his children? Will Krang actually help out for once? Listen to the show and find out, duh. Also, don't forget to vote for your favorite pizza for us to eat next at http://www.strawpoll.me/10296580 . Season 3 Episode 2 - Turtles on Trial Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com...
May 24, 2016•1 hr 11 min
In honor of TMNT 2: Out of the Shadows releasing soon, we have a treat for you; a special episode where we talk about the 2014 Michael Bay/Nickelodeon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie extravorgazma! And we're joined by one of our very best friends, Ben! We'll return next week with the 1987 Ninja Turtles that you know and love. In the meantime, Cowabunga! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at Turtle...
May 17, 2016•1 hr 33 min
WE'RE BACK . Basem and Cranny return in the season 3 premiere, and it is NOT as spectacular as they'd hoped. What have the turtles been up to since they defeated the Shredder? Is the Technodrome really destroyed? How does it make sense that they live in the center of the Earth? Some of these questions answered! Season 3 Episode 1 - Beneath These Streets Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] ~ Cowabunga, dudes...
May 10, 2016•1 hr 19 min
Special guest! Today's guest is Jon from the One Track Gamers podcast. Basem and Jon have an amazing time talking about the SEASON 2 FINALE ! What could happen? Will Basem finally push his luck and get virtually punched in the face by a pissed-off guest? Will Shredder finally achieve his wish of bringing the Technodrome back to Earth? Who knows?! (we do). Also, be sure to check out Jon and the One Track Gamers podcast at OneTrackGamers.com and follow them on twitter @OneTrackGamers . Season 2 Ep...
Apr 19, 2016•1 hr 18 min
Special guest! This week Basem is joined by Stacey, a saucy brit with a turtle-obsession! They talk about their hopes, dreams, and irrational fear of tubed meats. April does her best to get herself into trouble, and Irma does her best to drown in man-fluid. Also, be sure to check out Stacey and the Pop Culture Parlour at popcultureparlour.podbean.com and follow them on twitter @StaceysParlour . Stacey's 24-hour live show will start at 9am UK time on Saturday, July 9th at mixlr.com/spcp-live . Yo...
Apr 12, 2016•1 hr 36 min
Special guest! Basem takes on the role of host while Cranny's away, but he has help! Shawn from the Language of Bromance is here to review this weeks episode. We dive into the mind of the Shredder, Krang, and the weird love story that is Michelangelo and Kala. Do we think it's weird that some alien has the hots for a turtle? Find out! Also, be sure to check out Shawn and the Language of Bromance podcast at http://languageofbromance.com/ and follow them on twitter @LanguageOfBro Season 2 Episode ...
Apr 05, 2016•1 hr 22 min
Surprise! Bonus episode ! We take a second out of our day to review one of the most anticipated movies to be released in 2016: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice ! Not our typical scene but we hope you enjoy! Bonus! Batman v Superman Review Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] ~ Cowabunga,...
Apr 01, 2016•25 min
Time for a change of scenery! In this episode, Basem and Cranny watch the new crossover episode between the original cartoon turtles and the new 2016 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Join us on a romp through the ages, where we discuss how disgusting all the versions of Krang are! Bonus! Trans-Dimensional Turtles Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at [email protected] ~ Cowabunga, dudes...
Mar 29, 2016•55 min
New York. The 1980's . New Technologies have left New York behind. In the wake of this changing economy has come poverty, social decay and crime. From the decay rose a new order, a society ruled by a new, elite force. A force with the power to dispense both justice and punishment. They were the police, jury and executioner all in one. They were the Rex-1's. Season 2 Episode 10 - New York's Shiniest Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free a...
Mar 22, 2016•1 hr 43 min
Splinter wants to be human! We finally return to the story arc of the first season, with the turtles trying to find a way to cure Hamato Yoshi of his disgusting mutation. Luckily they figure that shit out in 5 minutes. But will Splinter be able to adjust to the fast-paced New York that he's lived under for millennium? How will the Turtles fare without their master? Why is there suddenly magic? All this and more! Also, don't forget to vote on our next pizza at http://strawpoll.me/6961751 Season 2...
Mar 15, 2016•1 hr 36 min
Do you understand what it means to suffer? The unending agony of knowing that something you love is being destroyed, slowly and systematically, and you have no way to stop it? Basem and Cranny do! In this episode, the worst episode, you can really FEEL the pain in their hearts. Also, don't forget to vote on our next pizza at http://strawpoll.me/6961751 Season 2 Episode 8 - Invasion of the Punk Frogs Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free ...
Mar 08, 2016•1 hr 12 min
It's about time! Fasten your seatbelts and hold on, because today we finally, Enter: The Fly! Who's the fly, you say?! Is it Baxter Stockman? Is this the best episode we've ever had!? Probably, I don't know. We both love this episode and hope you love it right along with us! Also, don't forget to vote on our next pizza at http://strawpoll.me/6961751 . Season 2 Episode 7 - Enter: The Fly Our homepage is at http://turtlepowerpod.libsyn.com Tweet us! @TurtlePowerPod Email us toll-free at TurtlePowe...
Mar 01, 2016•1 hr 20 min
We recorded a bonus clip! Remember when we said we'd eat that Peanut Butter & Jelly pizza? Well we did, and we hope you're happy. AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY! YOU'RE HAPPY RIGHT?! ~ Cowabunga, dudes!
Feb 26, 2016•5 min