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TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTUREtrashfuture.co.uk
a podcast about business success and making yourself smarter with the continued psychic trauma of capitalism by @raaleh, @HKesvani, @milo_edwards, @inthesedeserts and @postoctobrist

Episodes

PREVIEW: Swine Wars - Return of the Porcin

Cameron's back, he's done bothering hogs, and ready to lead the United Kingdom into foreign policy greatness, probably by getting us involved in more pyramid schemes. Also, we look at the coked up home counties uncles who all poured into London to stop Hamas from transgendering the cenotaph, and why Britain's institutionalised governing caste is either unable or unwilling to see them for what they are. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerfu...

Nov 16, 202311 minEp. 725

Christmas Has Fallen ft. Josh Boerman

Josh Boerman from the Worst of All Possible Worlds joins the gang in studio to discuss the ongoing weird-ification of the Anglo American right, seen through the lens of a number of state-level elections in the US and the doubling down on anti-Palestinian solidarity in the UK. Additionally, we discuss a strange superyacht based charity and finish on a sternly worded letter to the National Department Store on its insufficiently bouyant Christmas advert. If you want access to our Patreon bonus epis...

Nov 13, 20231 hr 13 minEp. 724

PREVIEW: My Dinner with Elon

Rishi Sunak gives a masterclass in real, genuine laughter while essentially having a post-politics job interview with Elon Musk for a crowd of AI longtermists... also, we discuss the sudden groundswell of "you can't protest for peace on ARMISTICE day!" that has swept Britain's commentariat and political classes. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture Medical Aid for Palestin...

Nov 08, 202310 minEp. 723

Twelve Angry Apes Feat. Zeke Faux

The gang are joined by Zeke Faux (@zekefaux) to talk about his book "Number Go Up" and the Sam Bankman-Fried trial... If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: ht...

Nov 07, 202357 minEp. 722

PREVIEW: Joe Biden Doesn’t Know Where He Is Right Now

Riley is away, so Alice, Milo, and Hussein run the asylum by themselves. They gave themselves all depression, found out why we’re all going to get turned into paper clips, and explored the mind palace of one Joseph R Biden in a special American reading. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture Medical Aid for Palestinians: www.map.org.uk *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch str...

Nov 02, 202311 minEp. 721

Growing Pains ft. Emiliano Mellino

The gang discusses getting swole in a whole new, AI enabled way, Rachel Reeves' Wikipedia jaunts, and then TBIJ's Emiliano Mellino returns for the second half to discuss his ongoing investigation into abuse of the Temporary Agricultural Worker visa by farms and employment agencies. Emiliano's latest article: https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2023-10-22/all-that-is-missing-is-a-whip-home-office-ignored-migrant-worker-abuses-on-farms Medical Aid for Palestinians: www.map.org.uk If you ...

Nov 01, 20231 hrEp. 720

PREVIEW: Marc Andreesen’s Meaning of Life

Dr. Robotnik has written a manifesto, and before you ask, yes - it cites Marinetti. We also look into the ongoing mass Labour Party revolt against Starmer and the front bench's support for Israel's attack on Gaza, which if you recall, Starmer backed full-throatedly to impress Nick Ferrari for two minutes. Medical Aid for Palestinians here: www.map.org.uk/ If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patr...

Oct 26, 202310 minEp. 719

Prime Suspect ft. Oobah Butler

Our pal Oobah is back to talk about his new documentary on C4, "The Great Amazon Heist." Basically it consists of several elaborate ruses foisted on Amazon, exposing cracks in their edifice, and also the Coventry Amazon Black Site. Medical Aid for Palestinians: https://www.map.org.uk/ If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which ai...

Oct 24, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 718

PREVIEW: Britain’s Most Controversial Pool and Spa Complex

At a country's darkest hour, a hero will emerge. Then he will die immediately of the novel coronavirus after going on holiday. Then his feckless idiot children will build a "controversial spa" in his name. It's the denouement of the Captain Tom saga. Also, we look into the domestic/UK dimension of Israel's attack on Gaza, and think about how the state and press will gleefully make one another even more dangerously deranged. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free...

Oct 19, 202310 minEp. 717

PREVIEW - Britainology 71: Brass Eye

Milo and Nate do a deep dive into the classic British satire series Brass Eye by Chris Morris, and specifically the episode that got it cancelled - “Paedogeddon." Get the full episode on Patreon! ( https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture )

Oct 18, 202310 minEp. 716

Khan Starmer ft. Danny Dorling

We met with esteemed social and economic geographer Danny Dorling to talk about the forces causing Britain to be a failed state, and the inadequate response to those forces presented in the Labour party conference. More importantly, how phoney Khan Starmer will not form a new golden horde and take Uzbekistan and therefore the world. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *ST...

Oct 16, 20231 hr 16 minEp. 715

PREVIEW: Fences ft. Seamus Malekafzali

We spoke with journalist and friend of the show Seamus Malekafzali about the events unfolding in Gaza, specifically concerned with the question of how things became so bad and the hubris of those made the situation worse while simultaneously losing control over it. Toward the end of the episode and after a jarring change in tone, we review some new editions to Neom and investigate Rachel Reeves' frankly odd manner. To read Seamus' excellent pieces on Gaza, check out https://www.seamus-malekafzal...

Oct 11, 202311 minEp. 714

High Speed 2: Cruise Control ft. Gareth Dennis

Gareth Dennis from Rail Natter returns to the fold to discuss the debacle around the cancellation, uncancellation, rerouting, and re-rerouting of Britain's much maligned High Speed Two line. We posit that the purpose of the line itself is to generate consultation papers, and everyone would rather have just not put a spade in the ground. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture...

Oct 08, 20231 hr 11 minEp. 713

PREVIEW: EverythingTony Blair All At Once

The Tony Blair Institute for Global Regime Change has released their detailed plan of what an ID card for Britain would look like, how it would be implemented, and why... and it involves MI5, the DWP, and DEFRA getting access to your resting heart rate. Riley, Hussein, Alice, and Milo explore this as well as the totally unforeseen meltdown of GB News and the first days of the most internet poisoned Tory conference ever. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free epi...

Oct 04, 202310 minEp. 712

All Aboard the Neo-Marcuse Express

A company that claims to be able to read your mind for your boss? An article speculating as to which member of the Frankfurt School inspired HS2? News about Jan Marsalek? Riley, Hussein, and Milo explore them all! If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: htt...

Oct 03, 20231 hr 9 minEp. 711

PREVIEW: Balthasar Speedboat, Vernon Kay Edition

Phoebe Roy and Luke Chilton join Riley and Milo to discuss, among other things, the "Personal Life" section of Vernon Kay's wikipedia page. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a fr...

Sep 28, 202310 minEp. 710

Thurrock Confidential ft. Gareth Davies

The Bureau of Investigative Journalism's very own Gareth Davies joins the gang to talk about a smooth businessman who decided to create generational wealth by transferring the entire budget for social and community services of Thurrock Council into his own bank account. And, of course, the one man who helped him by being too stupid to realise what was going on. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://ww...

Sep 24, 20231 hr 6 minEp. 709

PREVIEW: California For-Never ft. Shanti Singh

What happens when Venture Capitalists - a bunch of guys whose entire job is throwing money into companies they don't understand and expect to fail try and build a new city from scratch? What happens when those Venture Capitalists are building that city in order to win an online argument about zoning and land use? The answer (AI renderings, money spent, nothing built, no water issues planned for or considered) may not shock you! Bay Area tenant organiser Shanti Singh rejoins Riley, Hussein, and A...

Sep 21, 202310 minEp. 708

PREVIEW: Britainology 69 - 35 Up

Milo and Nate check back in with Michael Apted’s test subjects, now 35 - and one of them has gotten very interested in Bulgaria… If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the...

Sep 20, 202310 minEp. 707

I-D-C-A-R-D Find Out What It Means To Me

Riley, Alice, and Hussein look at the growth of no-fun Britain, "Spotify for Food," and an interview with Tony Blair in the FT where he applies for the job of Starmer's vizier. What does he want Starmer to do as a number one priority? ID Cards, of course! If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monda...

Sep 19, 20231 hr 9 minEp. 706

PREVIEW: I Hate This Steampunk Dystopia

Riley, Alice, and Hussein review some of the developments in the wide world of British pet ownership and a return to Victorian levels of dog-maulings to accompany the return of Victorian diseases, then we look at a startup that's reinventing a train but worse, and then read all about how Liz Truss thinks that getting rid of Boris Johnson was the wrong thing to do. Riley uncovers an awful hidden talent. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerfu...

Sep 13, 202310 minEp. 705

RAAC City ft. Well There’s Your Problem

You've heard the expression "safe as houses"? Well, let me introduce you to a new expression: "safe as schools, hospitals, Universities, many large stores, the Ministry of Defence, and also houses," because Britain decided to inflict mafia construction on itself across most of its own built environment between 1950 and 1996. Why? Because it's Britain, of course! Liam and Rocz from Well There's Your Problem join us for the second time this Summer to get down into the engineering details of it all...

Sep 12, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 704

PREVIEW: The Queen’s Own Regiment of Captchaliers

King Salman visited Neom so we take back everything bad we said about it. Also, we check in on our old friend Cooler Screens (they're going amazing, we assume). Then, a company whose "data engine" for improving AI output (including for the military) is just tens of thousands of task-workers in the global south. Finally, we review the 100000th proposal to fix Britain by reinstating National Service for youths. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and ...

Sep 07, 202310 minEp. 703

Captain Gatso and the Hypertension Cowboy

We discuss some UK-centric news this week, with a brief return to an American startup we’ve previously covered that—in the hopes of destroying school bus drivers’ unions—created Uber for school buses and may have facilitated a mass abduction? Or the world’s largest school bus traffic jam? We also uncover some archival footage of a certain 1980s Dutch pop band that went through some hard times in the early ’90s. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, an...

Sep 04, 20232 hr 33 minEp. 702

*PREVIEW* ChatGPT Presents: Garum on Toast

For this week's bonus, it's an alternate configuration of Milo, Nate, and Alice discussing a startup to make every famous person into a PS3 polygon caricature to be licensed, news that Britain's rivers will become even more sewage-laden, and a Guardian article where a guy asks ChatGPT to invent new recipes that hopefully won't kill you. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/chatgpt-presents-88516781 *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK ...

Sep 01, 202310 minEp. 701

Shooting and Cry-Laughing feat. Josef Burton

This week, the gang speaks with author and former U.S. Department of State consular officer Josef Burton about the tendency for liberal institutions to find themselves ordered to carry out illiberal practices—whether it’s Trump’s Muslim ban, the UK’s barge housing, or any other recent story in which we simply cannot believe that we’re obligated to do an immoral thing, for the state. We also talk about a recent news story regarding Russian air traffic safety, and a startup that shifts into dark m...

Aug 29, 20231 hr 13 minEp. 700

*PREVIEW* No Healthcare, Only Wellness feat. Tamara K. Nopper and Eve Zelickson

For this week’s bonus, we spoke with Tamara K. Nopper and Eve Zelickson from the Data and Society Research Institute. They’re the authors of “Wellness Capitalism: Employee Health, the Benefits Maze, and Worker Control.” Would it come as a surprise to you to learn that employee data and tech-driven ‘wellness solutions’ are increasingly offered as employee benefits in the US, in the sense that you can’t actually get psychotherapy on your insurance, but a chatbot can offer you cognitive behavioral ...

Aug 25, 202311 minEp. 699

All Aboard the Atrocity Barge

For this week’s free one, we’re discussing a startup that will serve you ads in order for you to crash your car, revisiting some old scam-based friends who will either never suffer consequences or are already stuffed inside a barrel, and examining the state of British politics which creates a cross-party consensus for stuffing asylum seekers into a prison hulk (and patting itself on the back for being so humane). Check out the crowdfunder for the St Mungo’s strike here! https://www.justgiving.co...

Aug 22, 20231 hr 7 minEp. 698

*UNLOCKED* Britainology 25: The North feat. Rob Smith and Kaye Wiggins

(The free one will be out later today! In the meantime, please enjoy this unlocked episode of Britainology) This week, Nate and Milo discuss the North-South divide of England with help from two friends of the show--and FT reporters--Rob Smith ( @bondhack ) and Kaye Wiggins ( @kayewiggins ). Rob is from Derby (technically not in the North, but presumed to be) and Kaye is from Southport (definitely in the North). We discuss their experiences in the South, the fact that Liverpool and Essex have so ...

Aug 21, 202359 minEp. 697

*PREVIEW* Drone Striking the Table of Success feat. Mattie Lubchansky

For this week's bonus, our friend Mattie Lubchansky joins us to discuss NYC mayor Eric Adams, a man who claims to have invented the concept of slowly boiling a frog--a man who cannot stop lying about everything, as well as being a paranoid cop. We hope that your haters become your waiters at the table of success. We hope so very much. Get the full episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/drone-striking-87812377 *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time ...

Aug 17, 202310 minEp. 696