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Total Party Kill

The Incomparable Dungeon Masterswww.theincomparable.com
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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Episodes

90: Toxic Vomit

Shocktober continues! Our adventurers grapple with a giant shambling monster made up of the body parts of various animals. Many things are regurgitated! Gruther is slammed! Arrows are let fly! Prison cells are investigated! An objective is located—twice! And then there’s a duck. So tune in, Jimmy!

Oct 12, 201653 minSeason 4Ep. 90

89: If You Build It, Bats Will Come

Shocktober returns, and we return to Seyvoth Manor to continue our spooky crawl through a haunted house. Bats! Ghosts! Frankenstein’s Monsters! Shambling horrors! Who knows what spooky things we’ll find around the next corner… (This continues the story we played in episodes 61-64 last October.)

Oct 04, 201656 minSeason 4Ep. 89

88: That's So Bahamut

Our adventurers get in a little fighting before the episode becomes a whole lot more philosophical. Also, they try to pawn all the hard work off on someone who isn’t them.

Sep 20, 201659 minSeason 5Ep. 88

87: Every Combat Begins with Kay

Helmed horrors conquered, there are ghouls to deal with. (Ghouls’ Night!) They are not easy to deal with. But if they can be dispatched, our adventurers will be gifted with… a mysterious corpse?

Sep 06, 201658 minSeason 5Ep. 87

86: Seven Against Two Is the Best Odds

Dragonforge and Associates pick up after their Mummy battle, bind their wounds, and set out deeper into the crypt. Helmed horrors! Creepy lightning! Suspended skeletons! What an adventure awaits… (If you got an earlier version of this episode, it had an audio problem. This version is guaranteed to be good!)

Aug 23, 201650 minSeason 5Ep. 86

85: This Really Ties the Room Together

Dragonforge and Associates consider the magical wiring diagram of the Tombs of the Undermountain, but someone ends up crying for their mummy. (Get it? MUMMY!)

Aug 10, 201656 minSeason 5Ep. 85

84: Ding Dongs and Doolallys

The battle with the flaming suits of armor continues! And then our adventurers interrogate some very strange prisoners.

Jul 26, 201658 minSeason 5Ep. 84

83: Can We Crash at Your God's Place?

Now that the skeleton battle is over, we are welcomed into the Temple of Jergal by Brother Bathelby. There’s also a lot of listening at doors, life-sized chess, and some unpleasant suits of armor.

Jul 12, 201657 minSeason 5Ep. 83

82: The Door Softened Them Up For Us

Our adventurers come to the door of Jeregal’s temple, but not without meeting some resistance! Also, in a special solo session, we find out what happened to Acrid the Dragonborn when he disappeared a few episodes ago.

Jun 29, 20161 hr 3 minSeason 5Ep. 82

81: Ghouls' Night!

After the battle with the zombies concludes, our adventurers investigate the tombs of Undermountain and discover some other terrifying creatures.

Jun 15, 20161 hr 10 minSeason 5Ep. 81

80: Between Two Sarcophagi

Our adventurers emerge through a trap door into the tombs of the Undermountain, in a room full of shambling zombies. Also, the party’s newest adventurer seems to be missing.

Jun 01, 201656 minSeason 5Ep. 80

78: Crossbow Friends!

There’s one place you never want to get in a knock-down, drag-out battle, and that’s the sewer. Unfortunately for Dragonforge & Associates, that’s just what has happened.

May 04, 201652 minSeason 5Ep. 78

77: A Rather Substantial Tab

The press of bar bills and a lead on their search for Rutherford Urmbrusk convinces Dragonforge and Associates to return to adventuring, with a new member of their party and a whole new way to enter the Undermountain.

Apr 20, 201646 minSeason 5Ep. 77

76: Where Do You See Yourself in Five Levels?

Hello, from a not-very-magic tavern! In this prelude to a new season of Dragonforge & Associates fourth-edition D&D adventure, we return to the Yawning Portal in the city of Waterdeep, just around the corner from the bugbear-owned, kobold-operated sandwich shop, and reunite with Pieter Dragonforge, Kay, and Flessa. They are on one of the scariest of missions: Namely, trying to find a new member of the party by interviewing three candidates. Who will join the party and who will be left be...

Apr 06, 201642 minSeason 5Ep. 76

75: Axe Punch His Face

Our adventurers reach the summit of the Ziggurat and have their final confrontation with the Defiler and a threat that could destroy all of Athas.

Mar 23, 201656 minSeason 3Ep. 75

74: Unguarded Crack

A fierce Mul gladiator (not Carlos) protects the interior of the ziggurat as our separated heroes struggle to reunite and defeat their enemies.

Mar 10, 201656 minSeason 3Ep. 74

72: Magical Selfie Stick

Our adventurers approach the gates and statues that mark the entry point to the long-dead city of Kaldinay. But a funny thing happened on the way to the Ziggurat…

Feb 11, 201658 minSeason 3Ep. 72

71: Strumming His Piccolo

Freshly out of their pit, our heroes regroup and journey back out into the desert to find the source of the shaquat beetles at Fort Melidor. Also, we learn what a group of cacti is called, and discover some strange things about elven musical instruments. (This episode was initially released with the last 30 minutes of audio translated into Thri’Kreen. We’ve re-released it with the last 30 minutes in English, for our human listeners.)

Jan 27, 20161 hr 11 minSeason 3Ep. 71

70: Ways to Not Be a Beetle

The elemental magic-users seem to have what they want—Regdar’s crown—so you’d think the fight would be over. But our adventurers don’t know how to take “no” for an answer! There’s a dramatic transformation and an epic run that will go down in legend and song.

Jan 13, 201658 minSeason 3Ep. 70

69: Epic Hat Destiny

The underground battle for Regdar’s crown has begun! And before it’s over, things are going to get tough for our adventurers.

Dec 31, 201558 minSeason 3Ep. 69

68: Carlos, Have You Learned Nothing?

The battle with Carlos’s nemesis Morningstar is just the beginning of this adventure. There are accountants to terrorize and templars to badger! Will TPK turn into a courtroom drama? Anything’s possible with this group…

Dec 16, 20151 hr 3 minSeason 3Ep. 68

67: Is This Your Card?

Combat combat combat! The battle with the spooky, speedy psionicist continues, and Carlos meets an old colleague and isn’t remotely happy to see him. Plus Regdar runs out of spells and Omlol hears the Good News about Carlos.

Dec 03, 20151 hrSeason 3Ep. 67

66: Descriptions & Doors

Our adventurers return after a long absence (for them, not you) and after remembering where they are, they spend a whole lot of time listening at silent doors and sneaking down hallways, while preparing for the ultimate battle in the basement of the pottery emporium.

Nov 19, 201557 minSeason 3Ep. 66

65: In That Trunk Is Some Funk

We return to the world of Eglath’s Angels, as our adventurers continue to clear out rooms full of sleepy guards before attempting an assault on the source of the mind-control beetles.

Nov 05, 201536 minSeason 3Ep. 65

64: Have You Seen Billy?

Our Shocktober special concludes with more battles with plants, a speed run through the mansion as time is about to expire, some books, a chest, a Legend of Zelda reference, and more spoooooky ghosts.

Oct 28, 20151 hrSeason 4Ep. 64

63: Root of the Problem

Our Shocktober special continues with two of the most terrifying things you’ll ever find in a haunted mansion: books and plants.

Oct 21, 201558 minSeason 4Ep. 63

62: Jam Cabinet

In part two of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, our adventurers attempt to get out of the cellar and into the mansion proper. What spooky spectres await them?

Oct 14, 201558 minSeason 4Ep. 62

61: Knee Deep in Bat Guano

In part one of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, DM’s Dan and Tony take a new crew of five adventurers on a trip to a spoooooky mansion. (They may not make it past the front door.)

Oct 07, 201553 minSeason 4Ep. 61
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