60: Bedroom Farce
Bedrooms, sleepy guards in loincloths, and a whole lot of confusion. Just another day at the office for our adventurers? Not hardly! Today’s the day they meet Chad.
Sep 23, 2015•46 min•Season 3Ep. 60
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59: The Murder Chute
Our adventurers are still in the midst of their midnight raid into the unaffiliated pottery outpost that they suspect to be the center of the operation that’s distributing mind-control beetles far and wide. In this episode, they battle some guards near the fiery pottery kilns, toss a coin a time or two, make a descent through a hidden shaft, and open up some sacks of flour. Plus, Carlos shows off a few of his special talents.
Sep 10, 2015•47 min•Season 3Ep. 59
58: Unaffiliated Pottery Outpost
The adventurers return under cover of night to infiltrate the pottery outpost and uncover, at last, the source of the horrible beetle infestation! But do they want to try to kill guards who are just doing their jobs? Sometimes, when you’re fighting near a kiln, you start to wonder about killin’.
Aug 26, 2015•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 58
57: Full House
The adventurers return to Tyr and go to a pub, which is exactly what you’d expect. But this pub has a Mul with some very important info that he’d like to provide—if something terrible doesn’t happen to him first! Also, Regdar and some accomplices visit a notable pottery emporium.
Aug 13, 2015•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 57
56: Professional Monkey Paw Operator
In the aftermath of a horrible loss, our party struggles to stay alive against an onslaught of webbed and unwebbed Tembo. Is there any hope? Perhaps the slightest ruby glint…
Jul 29, 2015•51 min•Season 3Ep. 56
55: Too Many Tembo
With the caravan and the village of Red Obelisk behind them, and Scale back out of her protective bubble, our adventurers set off back to Tyr. Surely they wouldn’t have the bad luck to run into some dangerous, legendary bogeyman out in the desert, right? Right???
Jul 16, 2015•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 55
54: Beetles in Jars
Our adventurers continue their near-naked escape from beetles and cages and defilers and other nasty things in the desert. Also, a certain bedroom containing someone’s purple pants might make a return.
Jul 02, 2015•49 min•Season 3Ep. 54
53: 1d8 Beetles
Trapped in a cage, assaulted by horrendous mind-control beetles, what can our adventurers do to save themselves?
Jun 18, 2015•49 min•Season 3Ep. 53
52: Dwarven Bards!
Our adventurers try to remember where they left their characters only to find themselves in the clutches of Bezrak and his terrible conspirators from House Shom!
Jun 03, 2015•51 min•Season 3Ep. 52
51: That's So Catapult
Our adventurers and their caravan continue their battle with the massive horde of giths. This episode contains: Fighting! Dead guards! Outriders! More fighting! More dead guards! Also: A catapult (not pictured).
May 21, 2015•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 51
50: Swan Song
Omlol flees from his bar brawl! Will the party arrive in time to save him? Plus taunting from a caravan, bardic inspiration, Presta has bad luck, the catapult gets used (but not used well), and oh yeah, there’s this horde of Giths…
May 07, 2015•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 50
49: Do Giants Stack?
Our adventurers salve their wounds until the caravan reaches a desert settlement. Their suspicions about Bezrak lead them to engage in sleuthing—some of it successful, and the rest of it by Carlos. Also, local muscle is called, and there’s a bar fight!
Apr 24, 2015•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 49
48: Chitin's Gonna Ichor
You may ask yourself, why is this oasis so plentiful? And you may ask yourself, why is this lady so beautiful? And you may tell yourself, this is not a beautiful tent. And you may tell yourself, these are not beautiful rugs!
Apr 10, 2015•1 hr 31 min•Season 3Ep. 48
47: War on Rugs
In the wake of Omlol, Katch’ka, and Regdar getting in trouble for their door-related shenanigans, Carlos, Scale and Presta take on the next round of searching the caravan for creepy beetles. Water is fetched! Bribes are paid! Wicker baskets are moved mysteriously! An oasis is spotted! And is it true love at last for Omlol? (Spoiler: It’s not. Not at all.)
Mar 24, 2015•55 min•Season 3Ep. 47
46: A Door Killed My Brother
The three interlopers who broke the master’s door are under investigation! Can Carlos, Scale and Presta aid in their defense? The management of the caravan tries to unravel the events of our previous episode, and everyone ends up even more confused. Plus, Presta learns an important lesson about vouching.
Mar 12, 2015•56 min•Season 3Ep. 46
45: A Night on the Caravan
Paramount Pictures presents the Three Athas Brothers in their funniest film yet! Or to put it another way, Katch’ka and Omlol and Regdar find a whole bunch of wacky ways to get into trouble while the rest of the party is sleeping. Scale makes an uncomfortably enthusiastic new friend! Bowls of stew are ordered! Teak is shattered! And how that Kank got into my pajamas, I’ll never know…
Feb 25, 2015•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 45
44: A Hat and Some Bugs
Our adventurers meet their new boss and set out with the caravan into the desert. Regdar attempts to show the worth of his MBA. Katch’ka startles his new co-workers with his leaping. And a glint of sunlight off metal spotted nearby proves just too exciting to pass up.
Feb 11, 2015•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 44
43: 0 Days Since Last Death
We return to the strange world of Dark Sun and some of the characters from the first season of Total Party Kill! Fresh off their victory at the Face in the Stone, Carlos, Katch’ka, and Regdar are ready for a visit to the pub, but a familiar face stands in their way! Plus there’s a discussion of microeconomics, Carlos shows off his lack of social skills, we learn about warring trading houses and teak futures, and a few new traveling companions are introduced.
Jan 30, 2015•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 43
42: Turn the Slug Around
Our adventurers conclude their battle with Zarr and his (hob)goblin lackeys, and get some answers about Rutherford Urmbrusk and the Undermountain. Love maps? Check out Tony and Dan’s complete map for this adventure. See you in a couple of weeks for a return to our Dark Sun campaign, upgraded for D&D Fifth Edition, with some old friends and new faces!
Jan 15, 2015•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 42
41: Scorpion Rodeo
Our adventurers continue their battle through the scorpion kennel, and then force a final confrontation with Zarr.
Jan 02, 2015•56 min•Season 2Ep. 41
40: There's Always a Lesser Goblin
Kay returns, and our adventurers set out down a secret passage in pursuit of Zaar. Olestran finds a room he’s seen before. And one particular Goblin really drew the short straw.
Dec 11, 2014•59 min•Season 2Ep. 40
39: A Slug and a Nice Mint Julep
Son, I say, son, it’s time for our adventures to square off against Zarr, the gentleman boss of the southern dungeons. Hexes will be hurled, party members will be blinded, quarries will be sought, and ballistas will roll! Can this be Sluggy the Spirit Slug’s finest hour?
Dec 05, 2014•52 min•Season 2Ep. 39
38: International House of Kobolds
Sluggy the spirit slug proves to be an amazing defense. Pieter Dragonforge gets it from all sides. Zaar is not impressed with the quality of his help. And the dungeon fills with more gas clouds than you’ll find in a Chipotle bathroom. It’s all just another day in the Undermountain.
Nov 27, 2014•48 min•Season 2Ep. 38
37: This Guy's From Grand Rapids!
Our party takes stock after defeating the Rage Drake. Olestran commando-crawls up a ramp. Pretty medallions are found. (And Steve’s memory of medallion-grabbing is validated.) We don’t check for traps! Zarr’s bedchamber is discovered. Tapestry class is in session. Riswynn takes a dangerous nap. And all the while, Peter stands at a door, just itching for a fight.
Nov 20, 2014•56 min•Season 2Ep. 37
36: That Ship Has Sailed to Winch Town
Hobgoblins and Drakes, oh my! Is this the boss battle Dragonforge and Associates has been waiting for? If you wanted to see us deploy strategy and roll a lot of dice, at long last you are going to get your wish.
Nov 13, 2014•53 min•Season 2Ep. 36
35: Undermountain Thanksgiving
Drowabunga! A mysterious stranger brings a fish feast to our hardy-but-exhausted adventurers. There’s much conversation, a little dice rolling, and Pieter throws a surprise party for an unwitting Kobold. Also, Kay and a different Kobold have a very nice conversation about trees and sandwiches.
Oct 31, 2014•52 min•Season 2Ep. 35
34: Time is a Flat Rat
Rats in a pit! Flessa climbs out, but the rats won’t be kept down! Our adventurers attack some vermin, meet a new friend, and inspect some rooms. Plus Olestran does some things with rope and some nice arrow tricks too.
Oct 18, 2014•54 min•Season 2Ep. 34
33: Should My Orb Still Be Glowing?
Dragonforge and Associates come around a corner to discover an entirely new room full of entirely new dangers! Melech and Pieter are clumsy lummoxes. A surprising feature of the new room is revealed. And while Flessa thinks they’re pointy kitties, if they bite and swarm, they’re probably rats. #ratfacts!
Oct 03, 2014•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 33
32: One Rat Deep
Our adventurers battle some goblins and ponder a stack of rats in the corner of a hallway. A clever goblin plan to trap our adventurers in an enclosed space has an apparently unanticipated side-effect. Pieter gets cold feet. Olestran rolls a critical smell. And at the end, we take a break for some talk about beer.
Sep 19, 2014•56 min•Season 2Ep. 32
31: Blinded by Kobold Science
In this episode, our adventurers make a gigantic mess in a Kobold lab. A Kobold intern proffers his resume. Someone gets sparkly, like a Twilight vampire. Undermountain cubicles are disrupted. We mispronounce many words. Plus: Secret recipes learned at Fictional Kobold Science University!
Sep 05, 2014•56 min•Season 2Ep. 31
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