"YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A DUFF FILL FROM RINGO STARR" Mike & Dan conflate legendary skin thumpers with gland stimulation, Barbra and talk up the acting talent shown by the presenter of TV's Big Break. No, not John Virgo. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RINGO #PRESSOFFICER #ROYORBISON #SEXTOYS #THEBEATLES #STREISANDEFFECT #OASIS #TRUMP #NEILARMSTRONG #MOON #WHAM #JIMDAVIDSON #COLORMEKUBRICK #CATSICK *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*
"HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN SHOT?" Mike & Dan ponder on philosophy, man up for Mbappe and watch Coronation Street with laser like intensity... FOR YOUR PLEASURE. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #CAMPERVAN #VWTRANSPORTER #TRIGGER #ROGERLLOYDPACK #PHILOSOPHY #INNUENDO #MITCHELLBROS #EV #EURO2020 #MAGICMONDAY #FOOTBALL #MBAPPE #FOLLOWYOURLOCALTEAM #WEATHERFIELDCOUNTY #CORRIE #LINMANUELMIRANDA #INTHEHEIGHTS #RINGOSTARR *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*
"LADS HAVE LOVED IT. THEY'VE DONE SOME 18 POSES HANGING OUT THE SIDE OF IT." Mike & Dan cut other people's hair whilst musing on the lack of one Totally F**king Hopeless Health Secretary in the Cabinet. Plus news on THE CAMPERVAN. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SAJIDJAVID #VWTRANSPORTER #CAMPERVAN #CRICKET #BASEBALL #CHRISWHITTY #HATTMANCOCK #MATTCHANCOCK #BOBWILSON #BARBER *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*
"MAD COW COW-VID, IT COULD HAPPEN." Mike & Dan explore the influence of Daniel and Natasha Bedingfield's music on a post-pandemic world, make more pertinent predictions and warn popular beat combo The Courteeners. Plus, an Hot Tub Update #HotTubdate. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #GBNEWS #DANWOTON #DANIELBEDINGFIELD #NATASHABEDINGFIELD #MESCALINE #THECARPENTERS #EVERTON #SPURS #BTTF #ENGLAND #BEERSNAKE #EDGBASTON #WEMBLEY #WINTERLOCKDOWN #TOTALLYFUCKINGHOPELESS #THEFALL #DARTS #NOSTRADUMBASS #NOST...
"ZOLTAR WAS THE FAIRGROUND EQUIVALENT OF JEFFREY EPSTEIN." Mike & Dan go for GB News via a dating app just for people from Lancashire, a hot air balloon and a camping carry on in a total charabanc. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BURTONS #SUITS #BIG #CAROLGEESCANDLES #CAMPING #CAMPERVAN #HOTAIRBALLOON #BENITEZ #EVERTON #OLLYMURS #MANUTD #GBNEWS #RISEC4 #LANCASHIREDATINGAPP #MAXHEDROOM #SHREDDEDWHEAT *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*
The most epic TOP CONTENT ever. Mike & Dan, as 2 white middle class heterosexual men, solve racism and bring in a new era of sexual and gender equality by posing questions like; "DONALD, WHY'S YOUR TROUSERS?" "WHAT ABOUT THE POTHOLES, CHIPPY TITS?" "WHAT'S STOPPING YOU FROM GOING THE FULL WOGAN?" "WHO ELSE HAS MICHAEL SHEEN SEAN BEAN?" and the statement of 2021, "MY C**K, SOME TIMES, HAS BEEN CONFUSED FOR TILDA SWINTON." Enjoy; like, subscribe and share. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BEIGEFOOD #C...
"EAMONN HOLMES? AND A HEALTH APP?" Mike & Dan do some proper journalism, like, look at the world's best example of Plutarch's Ship of Theseus paradox in a rusted VDub and sing like Bryan Ferry at a Parliamentary Committee meeting. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BORIS #CUMMINGS #CONTEMPT #JL #JUSTICELEAGUE #HATTMANCOCK #THEWINTERSOLDIER #PIZZA #VW #CAMPERVAN #HOTTUB #OFAH #CRICKET #ENGVNZ #JOURNALISM #BIRMINGHAM #CAZ *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*
"WHERE'S MY MEDAL?" Mike & Dan talk about the pre-alcopop alcopop of choice, kicking Pep and parking in the metropolises of England's North West. Wearing Thomas Gravesen's one and only suit. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #STEVIEWONDER #FOOTBALL #CARLO #EFC #EVERTON #MD2020 #PARKING #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #EFL #BOBBYBROWN *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*
"IF FANS ARE NEVER ALLOWED IN TO A FOOTBALL MATCH AGAIN IN THIS COUNTRY, THAT WAS WORTH IT." Mike & Dan go to Mars via Longbridge and end up at Eurovision via the rough streets of Salford. A typical movin' groovin' jivin' drivin' Top Content episode then. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #DAVIDATTENBOROUGH #TOPCONTENTCURSE #ROVER #BUZZFM #UKRADIO #BIRMINGHAM #KOOLAID #FOOTBALL #BILLYJOEL #MANCHESTER #CRYSTALMAZE #ESCAPEROOM #SALFORDLADSCLUB #CORRIE #CORONATIONSTREET #DANIELKITSON #EASTENDERS #JULIAST...
"WERE CHAS AND DAVE ON BAND AID?" Mike & Dan welcome you in to Carrie Symonds' Voodoo Lounge for Jazz, Music Mondays and lots of Songs of Praise. Delightfully eclectic chat. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #CHASNDAVE #GAZA #BELARUS #BOND #SPURS #BOOKERT #THEBEATLES #THOMASTHETANKENGINE #BRIGHTEYES #CARRIESYMONDSVOODOOLOUNGE #DOMINICCUMMINGSTHREADS #RASPUTIN #BONEYM #ALANPARTRIDGE #BBC #BASHIR #BAKER #SONGSOFPRAISE #THORAHIRD #GREENLAND #DAVIDATTENBOROUGH *ATopContentProduction.com*...
NO CONTEXT, NO CONSTRAINTS, NO COMMENT Mike & Dan bring you The Best of Top Content, Season Two, So Far in what we believe is a world's first. This is the first ever Découpé podcast using the cut-up technique of William S. Burroughs, Thom Yorke and David Bowie. A remix of Top Content that has gone before! Listen to the full episodes from the excerpts here in your usual #podcast app by going to podfollow.com/TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BESTOF #CUTUP #DECOUPE #BOWIE #NOCONTEXT #NOCO...
"EVERY TIME I'M IN BLOOMINGDALE'S, I NEED A MASSIVE DUMP... BUT YEAH, DEPARTMENT STORES ARE DEAD." Mike & Dan inform you about Ilfracombe, the wrong reporting on 'the death of the High Street' and Fortnite. That'll get us a few clicks. Plus one of them has a new job! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #DREAMJOB #MIGHTYFLAV #ILFRACOMBE #CRICKET #SEAGULLS #FORTY #TRAINSPOTTING #SOCIALLIFE #DEBENHAMS #RETAIL #HIGHSTREET #COVENTRY #BLOOMINGDALES #FORTNITE #WOGAN #BRUCE *A Top Content Production - TCP*...
"A BIT OF WHITE GUILT... I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NEW COLDPLAY ALBUM. SORRY." Mike & Dan yapp about the spawn of The Beach Boys, bigots, and thirsty politicians. Plus there's confusion over Rugby League stadia. Chippy Chips! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #TORIES #UNITEDIRELAND #INDEPENDENTWALES #FREESCOTLAND #LITTLEENGLAND #MORECAMBEANDWISE #NICOLASTURGEON #GILLIAN #BIGOT #GORDONBROWN #TEXTURELIKESUN #HULLCITY #CHAMPIONS #WHODOYOUTHINKYOUARE #ADVENTURESINPOD #WHITEPRIVILEGE #WILSONPHILLIPS #LABOUR #...
"AGAIN, THAT'S LOUIS WALSH'S FAULT... WELL, HE DIDN'T PICK JERMAINE JENAS FOR ENGLAND, DID HE, TO BE FAIR?" Mike & Dan trash chat celeb journalism via ex Spurs midfielders and love for the grandad in The Princess Bride. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #FREEBR***EY #CELEBRITYJOURNALISM #PAULDACRE #COLUMBO #THEPRINCESSBRIDE #MATTGOSS #LINEOFDUTY #THEONESHOW #JERMAINEJENAS #THISTIME #ALANPARTRIDGE #SIMONFARNABY *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"HE'S A VILLAN (sic) THROUGH AND THROUGH." Mike & Dan manage to conflate fans invading Old Trafford with the end of Line of Duty and involve Dion Dublin. Obviously. They talk post, Partridge and the greatest film of all time too. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #COLBERTREPORT #BBC #MUFC #LINEOFDUTY #TATTOOS #THEWIRE #SHERLOCKHOLMESUNDERTHEHAMMER #JIMMYNESBITT #BAFTA #STEVEORAM #OCCHEALTH #BRUMMIE #ROYALMAIL #SUBPOSTMASTERS #CORPORATE #CAPITALISM #ROMA #ALANPARTRIDGE #THISTIME #PADDINGTON2 *A Top Con...
"... AND HIS MATE WALKS UP AND GOES 'B O O S H'... BAD DAY FOR HIS MASCULINITY THERE." Mike & Dan bring silence to podcasts, talk about the old young men of Hip Hop and lager, lager, lager. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SILENCE #JOHNCAGE #433 #SQUARESPACE #FARROWANDBALL #MUNLIV #SUPERLEAGUE #GLAZERSOUT #BBC #BLOSSOMS #SKOL #TONELOC #SNOOPDOGG #QTIP #PHARRELL #LOUISWALSH #HCAFC #LARRYSANDERS #BSL *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"HALF WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE, SHE TURNS IN TO DUST. WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT? WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT??" Mike & Dan watch too much TV and are qualified to talk about superheroes, bent cops and Mr Tumble. Friends? With MASSIVE SPOILERS for Line of Duty, Disney +'s Marvel shows and The Bay off of ITV. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SPOILERS #LINEOFDUTY #BENIDORM #LINEOFDUTYFREE #ELDORADO #RADIOANORAK #STEVEWRIGHT #THEBAY #MORECAMBE #MRTUMBLE #BALLKISSANGEL #THESIMPSONS #TRAVELMAN #GORDONRAMSAY #FFS #MARVE...
"I'M THE BERNIE MADOFF OF LEISURE PURSUITS." Mike & Dan bring you their thoughts on other frankly more popular podcasts with RuPaul AND Ludacris impressions plus get an update on the North West's newest tourist attraction, an already knackered hot tub. 5ive, whacha waiting 4? #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #HOTTUPDATE #WASPS #SUPERLEAGUE #CATPODCAST #TRUECRIME #KROENKEOUT #LUDACRIS #F9 #THEFASTANDTHEFURIOUS #CRIMINALNDS #RUPAUL #DRAGRACE #MICHELLEVISAGE #GOGGLEBOX #5IVE #HUMANLEAGUE #RITASUEANDBOBT...
"EVERYWHERE'S GOT A BIN. THAT'S INSTANT MARKETING." Mike & Dan bounce from West Midlands' porn emporiums to COVID via ABBA and our favourite Mayor of London candidate. Contains unironic love of Russ Abbot. Let the listeners pile high in their thousands. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #DRILL #SIRBOBBYROBSON #QUISLINGS #SUPERLEAGUE #LFC #NUFC #HCAFC #BIRMINGHAM #PORN #CUMMINGS #BORIS #RUSSABBOT #BELLEMBERG #CHIPANDDALE #RESCUERANGERS #THECROWN #COUNTBINFACE #COVID19 #MAGNACARTA #INDIA #GARYBARLOW #DO...
"MOVED TO... MILTON KEYNES WITH THE DAD OF THE DARKNESS. ERM, THE BAND THAT IS, NOT GENERAL EVIL." Mike & Dan (going on for longer than ever before in a BUMPER XL special) recorded this before football's European Super League of Doom was cancelled. Already dated, it's worth listening to as Spurs is a punchline. Spurs is always the punchline. And this podcast ends on the cobbles. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SUPERLEAGUE #FOOTBALL #SOCCER #AVENGERS #SKEMUTD #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #FOOTBALLUNCOVERED #PET...
"APPARANTLY, THERE WILL BE A TRICKLEDOWN TOWARDS THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR IN SOME FORM OF PARACHUTE PAYMENTS." Mike & Dan (going on for longer than ever before in a BUMPER XL special) talk cake, communism and Quilloughby. Plus a theory on Alan Partridge and organised crime and the final hot tub chat in the Hot T-Update. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #COLINTHECATERPILLAR #CUTHBERTTHECATERPILLAR #M&S #ALDI #SUPERLEAGUE #MYTWODADS #TMWRNJ #COMMUNISM #LINEOFDUTY #HIGNFY #HOTTUPDATE #HOTTUBCHAT #PRIN...
"TO DO WHAT? TO DO WHAT?" Mike & Dan ponder on, in hushed tones; Pink Floyd B-Sides, David Cameron's shed and Greenclaw's Greenhouse. Plus, they manage to link Paul Oakenfold to Alan Bennett, via Ghostbusters, whilst writing the Top Content Commandments. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #FOREHEADS #GREENCLAWS #CRICKET #EVENINGSTANDARD #MRSMERTON #LOBBYING #PMOFFICE #PAULOAKENFOLD #GHOSTBUSTERS #ALANBENNETT #CORRUPTION #COLLUSION #PINKFLOYD #MCCARTHY #MORALABSOLUTES #COMMANDMENTS #MASTERCHEF #PRINCEPH...
"IT LOOKS LIKE A CHANNEL 5 FATAL ATTRACTION." Mike & Dan talk about meditating on astral planes, ex Southampton managers and getting confused between musical artists and inexpensive kitchen gadgets made for one specific task. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #HOTTUBCHAT #CAMPERVAN #GYM #PRINCEPHILIP #NEWSCOMMENTARY #CRICKET #RADIO1 #NICKGRIMSHAW #GRIMMY #LAURIEMCMENEMY #BEHINDHEREYES #U2 #ROYALTIES #DMX #JML #JLS *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"THE CONTENT WAS TOP, BUT THE CHAIR WAS SQUEEKING." Mike & Dan celebrate the opening of English pubs, plus penetrants and a trip to Rod Hull's Pink Windmill. With apologies to Line of Duty viewers. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NETFLIX #MYSPACE #WD40 #HAIKU #PB #COVID19 #INDIANTAKEAWAY #HOTTUBCHAT #LINEOFDUTY #PRINCEPHILIP #GOGGLEBOX #PINKWINDMILL *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"THE CLOSEST SHE'S BEEN IS MAGHULL." Mike & Dan know their core demographic well. They dismantle Michael Aspel's brilliant career, dissect Line of Duty's accents and Mike won't shut up about hot tubs. This is a podcast for the 'asses. All from another attempt at LIVE STREAMING. Of course, it doesn't go well. Watch the video on YouTube now. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #HOTTUB #SOLERO #SATIRE #ITVTELETHON #MICHAELASPEL #HUGHSCULLY #ANTIQUESROADSHOW #MICHAELPARKINSON #MIKEMYERS #LINEOFDUTY #SHREK #...
"IT'S WHAT THEY DO IN THE FAROES." Mike & Dan attempt another LIVE STREAM. Of course, it doesn't go well. Brilliant Easter song choices, far after the event, and hot tubs get mentioned for an eternity. This is a podcast for the masses. Watch the video on YouTube now. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #JACUZZI #HOTTUB #REPUBLICOFIRELAND #CATARRH #TIMCAHILL #CRIMEA #BBCALBA #ALMAZ #EASTER #THATSLIFE #THEGREATESTRIFFS *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"DID YOU KNOW HUW EDWARDS WAS WELSH?" Mike & Dan attempt another LIVE STREAM. Of course, it doesn't go well. June Sarpong's lip gloss, Dermot O'Leary's Cold War and Lady Gaga get honorable brief mentions. Watch the video on YouTube now. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LIVESTREAM #YOUTUBE #BEER #PITBULL #MIKEREED #MIKEREID #911 #TUXEDO #JOEMACE #JEDWARD #JEREMYEDWARDS #MENTALHEALTH #VIRILE #MORRISSEY #HOTTUB #LADYGAGA #LIZZO #STEAMPUNK #RESIDENTEVIL #LAZERS #JEANMICHELJARRE #BLUEDOT #CAMPERVAN #JUNE...
" I DON'T WANT TO BE A MISOGYNIST, WHICH IS LIKE, 'I'M NOT RACIST, BUT...' " Mike & Dan work out Boris' best position in the new world of turnip bartering and they will blow your mind with a TV format that will make West Bromwich's 24hr Greggs look pedestrian in comparison. LIVE STREAM ON YOUTUBE, TUESDAY 6TH APRIL 7.30pm ish BST #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BORIS #ARCURI #MISOGYNIST #SWISSTONI #MINISTERIALCODE #NOLANPRINCIPLES #CABINETBRIEFINGROOM #SNL #KARRENBRADY #PAULPESCHISOLIDO #DCFC #FARM...
"I DON'T THINK EVEN BATMAN WOULD GO ROUND CROXTETH OR NORRIS GREEN BECAUSE HE WOULD GET ABSOLUTELY BATTERED." Mike ponders a Scouse Bruce Wayne with an EXCLUSIVE audio essay on DC and Marvel films while Dan, in a podcast FIRST, books his COVID19 vaccination shot appointment. Mike & Dan are pioneers of this medium. LIVE STREAM ON YOUTUBE, TUESDAY 6TH APRIL 7.30pm ish BST #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SCOTLAND #DAVIDLAMMY #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #VACCINATION #MOT #NFT #LIBRARYMUSIC #ZACKSNYDERSJUSTIC...
"IT'S A RELEASE OF MODERN TENSION," "GOOD NAME FOR A BAND, THAT." Mike & Dan witter on about football and Non-Fungible Tokens. Not sure really, i haven't listened to this one. LIVE STREAM ON YOUTUBE, TUESDAY 6TH APRIL 7.30pm ish BST #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MLS #LAFC #NYRB #WILSONPHILLIPS #HCAFC #AFC #FOOTBALL #SOCCER #NORNIRON #LIVESTREAM #THERAPY #MODERNTENSION #NFT #APHEXTWIN #INFOMERCIAL #DAVIDLAMMY #LBC #NONLEAGUEFOOTBALL *A Top Content Production - TCP*...
