"WE'RE NEVER HAVING OFFICES AGAIN." Mike & Dan protect journalism by being relevant in an increasingly irrelevant world. They're a self-fulfilling parody that descends in to Gary. You'll like Gary. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENPOD #WUHAN #BUSTARHYMES #COVID19 #NZ #BBC #BOOMRADIO #MEEDJA #MARKANDLARD #BOOTHSCOUNTRY #LOCALTAXES #UKBREAKUP #CORPORTATEAWAYDAYS #GARY #THEDAYTODAY *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S LAYERED. IT'S LIKE A DELICIOUS ONION." Mike & Dan hit their target demographic with mentions of Old Mother Riley, Boyzone and Dougie Donnelly. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #JOEPESCI #BOYZONE #STELLASTREET #JOHNSESSIONS #TERRYJONES #OLDMOTHERRILEY #MONTYPYTHON #LIFEOFBRIAN #MUSICHALL #TARGETDEMO #WETBANDITS #HOMEALONE #LINEOFDUTY #KELLYMACDONALD #DOUGIEDONNELLY #MANLIKEMOBEEN #GUZKHAN #BBC #POLITICIANSLOGIC #MOTD #THISMORNING #TVC #MEDIACITY #MANCTOPIA #BERLIN *A Top Content ...
"I DON'T THINK THE DOWNING STREET BRIEFING ROOM IS AS GOOD AS THE CAMPERVAN THAT I'VE JUST BOUGHT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A SINK." Mike & Dan go CHIS and talk cats, campervans and their upcoming live streaming episode. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BEARD #LIVESTREAMINGSOON #GODSIT #UK #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #PHE #CAMPERVAN #VANLIFE #STAYCATION #HUTH #CABINETREFURB #AC12 #LINEOFDUTY #CHIS #HEAT #MEOWTALK #CATCHAT #DAVIDBECKHAM #SOCCERAID #MICHAELCAINE #JOHNSESSIONS *A Top Content Production - TCP*...
"EVERYTHING JUST FEELS LIKE YOU'RE ON AN ENDLESS TREADMILL TOWARDS DEATH. IT'S LIKE TOY STORY 3." Mike & Dan ponder on H's identity, have a feline visit and end on a James Bond cliffhanger. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BLOODCLOTS #VACCINATION #COVID19 #WHITTY #JEANCLAUDEVANTAM #TORYCROWING #LINEOFDUTY #LINEOFDUTY6 #LODBBC #H #AITCH #ASHTAG #THEFALL #MARKESMITH #OFFENSIVECODULSTERACCENT #EELS #DICKOUT #HASTINGSIN #MC5 #JEDMERCURIO #WAISTCOAT #EVENTTELEVISION #WIMBLEDON #LIFEATHYPERSPEED #AINSLEYH...
"IT'S THE SLOWEST GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY EVER, AND IT'S HAPPENED IN FRONT OF OUR VERY EYES." Mike & Dan compare the Leader of the Opposition to a former Crystal Palace & England footballer and big up the French. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MODERNBRITAIN #GB #INEPTITUDE #CORRUPTION #COVID19 #SIRKIERSTARMER #PMQS #GEOFFTHOMAS #THEFINALTHIRD #APATHY #SHADEOFGREY #NONBINARY #MONTELJORDAN #VIVALAFRANCE! *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"DON'T FORGET, DON'T EVER FULL BEAM. DON'T EVER." **Warning - Discussion about murder in this episode** Mike & Dan take a wild gallop through the week's events in a pish news digest so you don't have to. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BORISVAINYA #NEWNUKES #TOASTOFLONDON #MAD #RIGHTTOPROTEST #SARAHEVERARD #GAVIN #HOWARD #SHAUNWILLIAMSON #BARRYFROMEASTENDERS #SLIGOROVERS #DEMARAIGRAY #JOURNALISM #SOCIALMEDIA #MICHAELHOLDING #PRINCEHARRY #SILVERSWEATSUIT *A Top Content Production - TCP*...
"AND THEN PRINCE EDWARD WASN'T VERY GOOD AT IT SO HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A POLAR BEAR." Mike & Dan look at the US Reality TV options for the Windsors and breakdown how you sell a Honda Civic to a Romanian family. Life skills here, tell your friends. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #NIGELOWENS #CAMEO #HARRYANDMEGHAN #CHURCHILLTHEHOLLYWOODYEARS #THEFIRM #THECROWN #COMING2AMERICA #THEOSBOURNES #DAVIDTENNANT #LOVEISLAND #LOST #MMA #MOLOKO #HONDACIVIC *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"JAMIE THEAKSTON IS BLACK NOW?" Mike & Dan discover Oprah's love of Pigeon Street, good ol'American stitches and argue about who could be the first British President. You'll be shocked at Dan's excellent Uber Rating. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #HARRYANDMEGHAN #MEGHANMARKLE #OPRAH #BIDEN #BOXCUTTER #NHS #USHEALTHCARE #PIGEONSTREET #UBER #ALLENVFARROW #ROCKPROFILE #MASHANDPEAS #PIERSMORGAN #NETFLIX #MCU #OLIVIACOLEMAN #RYLAN *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"... WHO ALL LOOK LIKE THE FLESH PERSONIFICATION OF DROOPY." Mike & Dan are such stuff as dreams are made off. They're also bitter towards YouTube stars like Fred Trueman and mention the Nazis. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #BLANKET #LOSTBLANKET #DAVIDLYNCH #ADAMCURTIS #NAKEDLUNCH #DAVIDCRONENBERG #KIDSTV #CITV #CBBC #YOUTUBE #BBCTHREE #BLUEPETER #FREDTRUEMAN #PBS #REACTIONVIDEOS #MERTONSTEELBROOKER #PINTER #AYCKBOURN #TALKSPORT2 #MORECAMBEANDWISE #NETWORKDVDS *A Top Content Produc...
"RAZZLE HAS BEEN CHASING ME DOWN THE STREET ALL WEEK TRYING TO BITE MY LEG..." Mike & Dan fail to achieve their Duke of Edinburgh Bronze Award, discuss bus erections and the Top Content Curse returns. Another person dead at their hands. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #CPAC #TRUMP #COUSINS #NORDICRUNES #SNP #TIKTOK #ADAMCURTIS #OPERATIONMINDFUCK #WAGATHACHRISTIE #ILLUMINATI #CORRIE #TOPCONTENTCURSE #RAZZLE #EASTENDERS #LUNARSOCIETY #DOFE #MEGHANMARKLE #PRINCEHARRY #JAMESCORDEN #BUSFA...
"DON'T EAT ELEPHANT AS A STARTER, IT'LL RUIN YOUR MAIN." Mike & Dan find joy and football programmes in another Top Content house move via Cathy Dennis and hot tubs. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #MOVINGHOUSE #MARIEKONDO #WINE #LIFELAUNDRY #NAKEDWINESS #FREEBRITNEY #CATHYDENNIS #SUPERVET #KYLIE #ELEPHANTS #JACUZZI #FOOTBALLPROGAMMES *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"HE LOOKED LIKE TONY MEOLA'S BASTARD BUENOS AIRES LOVECHILD." Mike & Dan take down titles, prosecute peerages, love Disney and describe the wrong Wayans brothers. Groove really is in their hearts. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #HARRYANDMEGHAN #INVICTUS #SIRDUKE #TREASON #STRESSEDERIC #FREETITLES #SIRKEIRSTARMER #DEEELITE #TIMMYMALLET #DISNEY #MOANA #BIGHERO6 #UP #SOUL #BEEMOVIE #WAYANSBROS #TIGERWOODS #GOLFPUNS #SIMONDAY #DAVEANGELECOWARRIOR #MIKEOLDFIELD *A Top Content Production ...
"WHILST CARLO ANCELOTTI WAS JUST SPLISHING AND SPLASHING AROUND IN THE WET PATCH OF GLORY, LOVIN' IT." Mike & Dan turn on, tune in, perform trombone solos and ask Where Is The Book? #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #LFC #EFC #JORDANPICKFORD #BEANSMEANZHEINZ #FREAKPOWER #FATBOYSLIM #ROADMAPTOSWEETOBLIVION #THECONNELLS #BOOGLE #MN8 #ATB #JOHNREGIS #BRITISHATHLETICS #MOTIVATION #DEREKREDMOND #WOLFOFWALLSTREET #HARRYANDMEGHAN *A Top Content Production - TCP*...
"JUST LEARN TO UNDER PROMISE AND OVER DELIVER. THAT'S THE SECRET OF POLITICS." Mike & Dan believe in miracles, tear apart Britain's sat nav to Covid safety & reveal The Welsh Phlegmers for this summer's premiere cricket tournament. Contains a Government Briefing drinking game. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #ROADMAP #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #WILTY #TANTRIC #BREXIT #JACKSONSISTERS #DFSSALE #NHSSALE #DRINKINGGAME #EVERTONE #DATANOTDATES #FIRSTDATES #CRICKET #THEHUNDRED #HOMESCHOOLING...
"WITH THE WAY SHE'S DRESSED, SHE LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN CRUELLA DE VIL AND ANNIE LENNOX..." Mike & Dan perform Abi from Coronation Street's Personal Development Review, attempt to #FreeBritney and remember Sky One's Dream Team. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #MORRISSEY #FREEBRITNEY #BRITNEYSPEARS #CRIMINALMINDS #BIPOLAR #FAMILYGUY #BROOKLYN99 #AMERICANDAD #CORRIE #CRUELLA #ANNIELENNOX#MAKEUP #TARDIS #DREAMTEAM #BRIDGERTON #THEUNDOING #COCOPOPS *A Top Content Production - TCP*...
"CHARLIE FAIRHEAD WILL GET TO F**K ANYTHING HE WANTS." Mike & Dan overtly over analyze Diagnosis Murder, bring that New Jack Swing to Home Schooling and learn how VAR was invented by a geography teacher. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #HOMESCHOOL #BELLBIVDEVOE #NEWJACKSWING #HOMESCHOOLHITS #GEOGRAPHY #BOBTRIPOD #REDCARD #VAR #JUMPERSFORGOALPOSTS #TOASTOFLONDON #TOASTOFTINSELTOWN #PAULDARROW #GEOFFMCGIVERN #BLACKADDER #JIMSWEENEY #STEVESTEEN #LIVEBOOGLING #LOVELJOY #CRIMINALMINDS #DH...
"I HAD A LOT OF CONVERSATIONS WITH WEETABIX BACK IN THE DAY..." "THAT'S A CRY FOR HELP, INNIT?" MIke & Dan discuss the use of breakfast cereals as construction materials, Lance's peanut snacks and how to pitch a daytime BBC One TV show. Warning - Contains the C word. A lot. But bleeped. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #BARBERS #BARRYNORMAN #PICKLEDONIONS #JACOBREESMOGG #WEETABIX #SHREDDIES #CRICKET #NICKKNOWLES #DAYTIMEBBCONE #HUTH #WANTEDDOWNUNDER #URBAN #LESSERCOCKNEY #READYBREXIT ...
"HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF BEFUDDLEMENT." Mike & Dan hypothesize on Mafia ambulance requests, don The Helmet of Justice and hit the North. Listen if you want to know what flavour lollipop it was. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #HANDFORTHPARISHCOUNCIL #STEVECOOGAN #WESTMINSTER #JACKIEWEAVERDIDNOTHAVETHEAUTHORITY #POLITICS #ASHTON #DIDSBURY #RINGWAY #NEWJERSEY #KNIGHTMARE #MAFIAAMBULANCEREQUEST #HITTHENORTH #THEFALL #FINALSCORE #ADAMBUXTON #BOOGLE #DAFTPUNK *A Top Content Production - T...
"THE THING IS, I THINK MARK E SMITH WOULD'VE MADE A GREAT PARISH COUNCILLOR." Mike & Dan explore the Malcolm Cinematic Universe, racist Australia and deep dive in to technological anomalies, all while talking Indian Cricket and The Fall. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #KENTVARIENT #COVID19 #VISCERALNEWS #AGENTSOFBEZOS #MEGACYCLE #ENGVIND #ENGLANDCRICKET #BCCI #BILLYBIRMINGHAM #TERRYAN #FAX #WINDOWSXP #MONTAGE #JACKIEWEAVER #JACKIEWEAVERHASTHEAUTHORITY #FND #FRIDAYNIGHTDINNER #MARKES...
"IT WAS DISGUSTING. SHE GOT-OFF-WITH, BASICALLY, A SHOP." Mike & Dan play with the Moog Cookbook, discuss proper football and count down the only chart that counts, The Greatest Black Jewish Entertainers of All Time. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #LOLLIPOP #JEWISH #WORDPLAY #BIDEN #BURTBACHARACH #IMPEACHMENT2 #5IVE #PETERANDRE (AGAIN) #ELECTRASY #MORRISSEY #MATTHEWMARSDEN #DESTINYSCHILD #CORRIE #SHAYNEWARD #MICHELLEMCMANUS #MOOGCOOKBOOK #BLACKJEWISHENTERTAINERCHART #BBCSTEVEROSENBE...
"FOR LEGAL REASONS, HE IS NOT A PREDATOR." Mike & Dan couldn't help but squeeze the last drop of Aussie juice from the almost dry TetraPak of chat in this bonus ball of audio. It's mainly about Ramsay Street but we also go to Summer Bay, and Anfield too. Sheila, take a bow. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #BONUS #DRKARLKENNEDY #AUSTRALIA #NEIGHBOURS #ALANFLETCHER #ERINSBOROUGH #MELBOURNE #WAITINGROOM #STEFANDENNIS #LIBBY #CRAIGJOHNSON #NOTAPREDATOR #HOMEANDAWAY #CORRIE #EASTENDERS #L...
"GLASSES... AND DEATH." Mike & Dan deliver top notch comedy chat and musings on television institution 'Countdown', with a special serving of a Radio 1 Chart DJ at the end for your enjoyment. Serve chilled. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #COUNTDOWN #COLINMURRAY #JOHNNYVAUGHAN #JIMMYCARR #RAYREARDON #ADAMDEVINE #KATHERINERYAN #ROBBECKETT #BILLHICKS #JUDISPIERS #PEBBLEMILL #BBCMIDLANDSCURSE #ARTHURLOWE #PAULSHANE #BABYBEHBEH #CLUBSINGER #VICANDBOB #REEVESANDMORTIMER #SHOOTINGSTARS #CH...
"COUNTING IS EASY. PEASY, EASY. COUNTING IS EASY. TWEEZY SQUEEZY." Mike & Dan are bringing schooling home with ace tunes with recollections of European hardcore satellite pornography, X Factor stars and wedding music. Would you like to know more? #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #GALAXY105 #SNOTTYDJ #UKRADIO #HOLLYJOHNSON #KLF #XFACTOR #JAMESARTHUR #ADVENTURESINPOD #AIRNR #THEFONZ #GRAMMARSAURUS #HOMESCHOOLING #ANOTHERLEVEL #JOHNFARNWORTH #JOHNSHUTTLEWORTH #FREESTYLER #THEWIGGLES #ANG...
"WHERE'S THE BRUCE FORSYTH STATUE? WHERE?" Mike & Dan manage to connect Nick Knowles, Russian microwave espionage and Major Tom together in 20 odd minutes of waffle. Will make you feel good. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #THELIONKING #CAROLSMILIE #WHEELOFFORTUNE #WYWH #HUTH #MARTINROBERTS #MICHAELBALL #CAPTAINSIRTOMMOORE #100000 #CORONAVIRUSUK #NHS #STATUE #BANANAS #NICKKNOLWES #XFACTOR #BOBMORTIMER #HOMESCHOOLING #THESEAHORSES #ALEXEINAVALNY #WEREBEAR #HAVANASYNDROME #BROWNNOTE #P...
A BONUS #PODCAST for all lovers of cricket from lovers of cricket, Mike & Dan, and the only audio download on Earth to compare VP Kamala Harris to bat and ball hero Ben Stokes. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #CRICKET #ICC #ECB #ENGLANDCRICKET #ENGVIND #ENGVIRE #JOEROOT #JIMMYANDERSON #LORDS #MCC #TRENTBRIDGE #OLDTRAFFORD #EDGBASTON #THWAITES #OVAL #THEASHES #KAMALAHARRIS #BENSTOKES *A Top Content Production - TCP*
"PETER ANDRE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST ENTERTAINERS OF THE LAST THIRTY YEARS" Like HM Government, MIke & Dan skip over 100,000 dead to compare the Cabinet to Chelsea FC, gush over Peter Andre with Pop Star Maths (perfect for home schooling) and bring you Visceral News from Kent Permit. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #MITCHMCCONNELL #IMPEACHMENT #100000DEAD #THERESECOFFEY #OLDANDFAT #TEFLONTORIES #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHTAUSTRALIA #MAFSA #TURINGTEST #HATTMANCOCK #KENTPERMIT #CHELSEAFC #BORIS...
"AND POOR JACKIE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE F**G WAS GOING ON. THIS IS ALL POST JORDACHE." Mike & Dan talk fonts, the need for Australian TV diversity and hold back on saying 'Spuggie' in a faux-Geordie accent. Listen instead of doing that Zoom Quiz. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #ZOOMQUIZ #COLUMBUS #STEPBROTHERS #FUNKYBUNCH #LOST #THESOPRANOS #BROOKSIDE #JORDACHE #ITSASIN #FONTS #TYPEFACES #REEF #BYKERGROVE #NUFC #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHTAUSTRALIA #MAFSA #DRKARLKENNEDY #EMMERDALE #BIDEN #YMC...
"THE ERECTION HAS BEEN RIGGED, MELANIA. IT'S BEEN STOLEN FROM ME. THE ERECTION HAS BEEN STOLEN." Mike & Dan, from an ancient cave in the Ruhr valley (hence the abysmal sound quality), are back for Top Content Season 2 in a year that can't be as bad as 2020 but it'll give it a bloody good go. Plump pillows, massive swords and serenity now appear in episode 3. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #TRUMP #ERECTION #EXCEPTIONALISM #SCHWARZENEGGER #CONAN #FLEABAG #OLIVIACOLEMAN #SEINFELD #DEMO...
"JOE BIDEN'S THERE HANDING OUT CANS OF KESTREL." Mike has survived Storm Christoph, Dan now lives in a hole near the Statue of Liberty and both return to give you Top Content SEASON 2! It'll sound awful in your ears but you'll laugh at pop bands doing home schooling and the 46th POTUS handing out tramp beer. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #BBCBITESIZE #HOMESCHOOLING #CURRENTCHARTHITS #MODALVERBS #GRAMMARSAURUS #THESHAMEN #MRC #SHAKIRA #SPICEGIRLS #GIRLSALOUD #WYCLEFJEAN #MNEK #KESTREL #...
"SUSANNA REID HAS JUST BECOME AN EMOJI... I HAVEN'T SEEN HER POOP FACE YET." Mike & Dan are back! Mike in Liverpool, Dan in his new home - a deep well in New Jersey. Apologies for the sound quality, this is for the hardcore fan. Think of it as a bootleg podcast on a rubbish cassette tape. But with Gavin Williamson impressions on it. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #YOUBEARS #COUP #INSURRECTION #TRUMP #MEME #BREXIT #PATSHARP #SEINFELD #HOMESCHOOLING #PIERSMORGAN #HOMEALONE #PHILCOOL #...
