In the spirit of witchiness with Bealtaine just passed, we're lifting the veil on the otherworld with some witchy ass shit! Irish mythological beasts, the Irish Atlantis and a story about a toff who may have been an alien devil, its all here. Just some stuff I've been googling, but not googling so hard as to discredit it. Enjoy! As per this pod is sponsored by the ever sound Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to @DublinerWhiskey on Instagram and give them a follow. Also you dig this? Want more?! Co...
May 04, 2021•59 min
This week on the pod I'm revisiting some of the worst job interviews I've ever had to do across the years. Including one time I physically couldn't stop saying the word piss and another when I made up two massive elaborate lies. As well as that I predict the next TV game show sensation. This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. If you like this episode, there's over 50 more like it over on Patreon! ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get: * Weekly Bonus podcast ...
Apr 27, 2021•43 min
Prepare to partake, get off the rails and travel into space, it's the 2nd annual 420 Special! I'm going through the worst whitey I ever had, take you on a hotboxing trip through my records, and uncover some of the newest batshit conspiracy theories. If ye like this weird sort of experimental pod shit, might you consider supporting on Patreon! ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * P...
Apr 20, 2021•57 min
This week on the pod we're saying goodbye to Yahoo Answers (know you're gone said you're gone but I can still feel you're here) in style, by answering some of the dumbest questions in the history of the site! Including; Can you kill a ghost with concrete, and how do you un-bake a cake? This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=en If you like this episode, consider supporting on Patreon! ( h...
Apr 13, 2021•53 min
It's episode 69 NICCCCCCE!!! and because I'm a 13-year-old child, this is a milestone. To celebrate I've read up on the worst sex advice Cosmopolitan Magazine and Men's Health has to offer, and I'm doling it out here for your enjoyment. Also Gary's back, to remind me that being verified on social media means (here comes the chicken) F'CKAAL! Also, this podcast contains light references to sex. Nothing descriptive but maybe NSFW. Slow Jam Remix of the theme song by Tristan Carroll from Cell Games...
Apr 06, 2021•49 min
Prepare to get PUNK'D by the Original Ashton (original YEAH), cause its April's Fool's! On the pod today; pranks from around the world, the origins of April Fool's Day and some juicy stories sent in by YOU! And lastly, you can call me STEEEVE Finnan, cause I've a couple of prank calls thrown into the mix to boot! All of that and more on this BUMPER-packed-prank-filled episode. This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.insta...
Mar 30, 2021•56 min
Here it is! My recap of 2020 told through hilarious awards in The Tony Awards 2020 (not those Tony's). This is the audio portion of the overall video, which you can watch in full here https://youtu.be/_HCpR1GhMNU and I emplore that you do, as it features hilarious video sketches from Justine Stafford, Michael Fry and Peter McGann. This podcast is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@dublinerwhiskey on Instagram) - Also if you like all this sort of stuff and would like a bit more; you can be...
Mar 23, 2021•34 min
This week on the pod, I do a full Jebadiah Springfield reveal on the TRUE history of St. Patrick SPOILER isn’t even a saint and was never called Patrick as well as that how to survive the onslaught of EIREphobic attacks you might get if you’re a Paddy working oversees. Also Clongowes as an NFT? This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=en If you like this episode, might you consider support...
Mar 16, 2021•48 min
This week on the pod I’m addressing the big news that rocked the hot animal aficionado world; Lola Bunny’s redesign in the new Space Jam movie. As well as that I delve through the Megan and Harry interview to try to deduce any mention of the Queen being a lizard, lay into every parent from Rugrats, and give my thoughts on the WandaVision finale. This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=en ...
Mar 09, 2021•57 min
It’s Seachtain na Gaeilge so we’re rolling out the green carpet for an Irish language special. I'm giving you some words, phrases, and a few proverbs you can use in everyday conversation and we've special edition of Múinteoir Ragnarok where I read your stories about wild Gaeltacht antics. This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=en If you like this episode, might you consider supporting ov...
Mar 02, 2021•53 min
This week on the pod, I'm back in the car with some guerilla podcasting, and delivering an old school meandering oxbow ramble. Chatting about: How me and my brother befriended a malware mascot, How I'm a walking Alton Towers, Justice League the Snyder Cut and try understand why Kong and Godzilla wanna fight? If you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes ...
Feb 23, 2021•53 min
This week on the pod I’m serving up a MANsize helping of pancakes shitetalk. The origins of Shrove Tuesday, what I and a few good catholic boys are giving up for Lent, and pitting all the most popular toppings together for a mini-pancake tournament! Flip, Stack, Slam! Also goys, what even is a shrove?!!! ;) ALSO If you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episo...
Feb 16, 2021•49 min
This week on the pod, I asked for your cars, your jobs, and your hobbies and I'm pimping your ride! Plus a short history of MTV reality TV, how my GP is a con artist, and a plea for understanding in our collective weight gain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 09, 2021•51 min
This week on the pod; one for the LADIES!!!! as I'm going through Cosmopolitan's Top 10 tips for picking up any man, and seeing IF ANY would work on me, a 'man'. Also this week: My ideal day, and how my previously eloquent quitting voice has gone bloody feral. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 02, 2021•48 min
This week on the pod, LIVE from my Kia Soul; I'm teaching you how to pick up women according to the words of authentic artists and talk you through the perfect date. Also some thoughts on the practice of dogging and how to impress people in college. This episode was originally from the Patreon feed ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ). Join now and get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gi...
Jan 26, 2021•47 min
This week on the pod I put the feelers out for the best weirdest and wildest Irish slang there and boy did you deliver! Also why I'm binning my goals and how your superhero origin story starts today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 19, 2021•50 min
This week on the pod, I’m chatting vigilante banter, being a former Young Scientist, the Sex and The City comeback PLUS we have a special visit from Latvia’s number one Twitch political streamer to recap the week in politics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 12, 2021•50 min
We're back baby! 2020 is gone bring on the year I'm calling 202getheras1. On the pod this week I'm chatting about how to set low goals, bangers from old 90s ads and I give you bloody men some tips on how to celebrate Women's Christmas this Jan 6th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 05, 2021•44 min
This week on the pod, I'm chatting Naughty Nice Lists, How To Be A Good Boy and spin the Wheel of Shite and chat all things Christmassy. This one's a LITTLE different, yes its still the same intimate, anxious solo shite talk but the very kind people in Cyprus Avenue Cork invited me to do all that LIVE, and on their massive stage. Also, I get pretty tipsy by the end as I'm testing Beamish, Murphys and Guinness against each other. So thanks again lads, and cheers for the pints. Full video over on ...
Dec 22, 2020•1 hr
This week on the podcast Daddy Noel is to the rescue with a foolproof last-minute under 20 blips guide for a thoughtful and genius Kris Kindle presents. Also, I go over the must-have toys of the year, and give an update on some of the kids since the Toy Show aired. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 15, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Alright, are you Noel? This week on the pod we're chatting the silliest of seasons, going to war with outdated Christmas songs, and I deliver this year's yuletide chat-up lines. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 08, 2020•38 min
It's the most wonderful time of the year when we put our differences aside and come together to scathingly review terrified children on The Late Late Toy Show! Expect tears, hot takes and many a clanger in what has become everyone's favourite annual tradition. This podcast also marks the 1 year anniversary of the pod, so I wanna say a huge thank you to everyone who's listened over the year, especially those from the start. But a very special thanks to the kind people who've supported the pod ove...
Dec 01, 2020•1 hr 19 min
It's the final and wow what a rollercoaster we've been through. Who will prevail?! Will the underdog and 6-time bottomer Laura scrape by once again and claim the victory? Will it be Dave, has his software upgrade improvements meant he's the most formidable droid the tent has ever seen? Or will it be freak athlete and neverneverland boy Peter, who since gestation has been wanting that stupid GBBO cake tray shite thing that you can't put anywhere in your gaff. WHO WILL WIN IN THE TIGHTEST GBBO FIN...
Nov 26, 2020•34 min
It’s Round 3 and to be honest if there is one episode to enjoy of this whole Disney tournament this is it. This one is equal parts sexy Disney animal trivia and uncomfortable levels of oversharing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 24, 2020•1 hr 1 min
It's Patisserie Week and I can't believe these 4 are our semifinalists. Hey, at the end of the day you don't get to choose your FAMILY. It's a tense tight competition right to the end but the real winners; Paul's lovely hair, Peter's lovely shorts! Give it a lash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 19, 2020•30 min
This week on the podcast the long-teased ‘Hottest Disney Animal Tournament. pitting against each other 32 of the DAMPEST yokes in Disney history. This pod benefits greatly if you can see who I’m losing it over, so check out the full video is available over on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/c/TonyCantwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 17, 2020•1 hr 1 min
What d'ya mean Dessert week? What were all the other weeks? BLOODY DINNER WEEKS? Either way, I'm bloody weak after a fallen baker got in touch online! Check it out! Visuals by Jordan Daniel Theme by Cian Conde Thanks to The Podcast Studios, Dublin For more podcasts go here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/28RHwwT0HvfoHrgEHfLGTe Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/tony-cantwells-hit-show/id436695101 Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/tonyhorror TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSuqx...
Nov 12, 2020•29 min
This week on the pod, I chat about a COVID scare, scabs in schools and my RTÉ debut. As well as revealing from behind the Patreon paywall, my list of 33 tips for a better life. 33 things I wish I knew at 23. It got some good feedback over there so here it is for you hunks and honeys for free. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 10, 2020•1 hr 18 min
It's week 7 and things are getting hot in the tent LITERALLY! Like some sort of Greek tragedy; the bakers are forced to make ice cream cakes on the hottest day of the year with one baker flying a little too close to The Sun. Visuals by Jordan Daniel Theme by Cian Conde Thanks to The Podcast Studios, Dublin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 05, 2020•32 min
This week on the show, we talking AMERICA! With Election 2020 happening tonight we're dousing this podcast in red white and blue and chatting all things USA: American holidays, a POV of meeting an American hostel guest and we welcome some biting scathing satire from everyone's favourite political twitch streamer: Rumpel4skin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 03, 2020•55 min
