It's Japanese week! And the tension between Mark and Lottie has me steamed up like a little BAO CHICKEN (KATSU) WOW WOW! Some major upsets, some horrible lighting, it's been a wild week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 29, 2020•21 min
PASTRY week and its more high stress and fumbly than a 12 year old boy trying to dismantle a bomb made of bras! Who will be triumphant as star baker in the most equally balanced season yet? And which of these bloody tarts will be sent to the cage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 22, 2020•28 min
In what was to become the scariest episode of the podcast ends up becoming the SAUCIEST! I make the argument about how the Pussycat Dolls are evil, ponder what it would be like if Marianne from Normal People ran a sex line and express my supreme disappointment with Xtina in the Lady Marmalade video. But as well as all that FLUFF, I tell my 4 scariest personal stories about the world of the supernatural! Scary and saucy stuff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Oct 20, 2020•46 min
It’s chocolate week, but the bakers are serving up some WEAK ASS CHOCOLATE (WAC). Luckily Linda’s magic brownies are here to save the day and rocket Preux and Paul off to f*&!ing Mars. Visuals by Jordan Daniel Theme by Cian Conde Thanks to The Podcast Studios, Dublin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 15, 2020•29 min
This week on the pod I'm going through my favourite MAM-made costumes and giving out some hot tips on how you can make this Halloween even bigger than Christmas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 13, 2020•44 min
BREAD WEEK! And it's all to play for! Star Bakers this week usually make it through to the final, so they really have a lot to PROVE. Will Sura the plant be found out? Will sweet Peter form a gluten-intolerant pop duo with his brother based on my suggestion? Will Rowan squeeze by again by promising a cathedral made of rolls and end up delivering burnt flatbread?! Anything can happen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Oct 08, 2020•35 min
This week on the pod (which was recorded before an imminent announcement that Ireland was entering a full Level 5 lockdown NEVER HAPPENED I'm spilling more T than Mrs Doyle up the pit for Slipknot, topics include; how many jocks I have, my top 5 takeaways and how a video from 3rd class might get me cancelled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 06, 2020•51 min
Biscuit WEAK at the knees more like after this saucy double entendre filled episode. We see the first handshake of the season that’s so steamy your florentines will lose their snap and a new dehhhty player emerges causing a major upset! Video available on Youtube and Instagram. Theme by Cian Conde Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 01, 2020•37 min
This week on the pod we're chatting free gaffs, the new Cú Chulainn from Finglas, and a double bill of 'Tony's Namedrop Corner'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 29, 2020•43 min
The audio from the new video podcast series on the Great British Bake Off: https://youtu.be/4IQoOVuF4C8 In the first episode; the bakers are kept away from their families and a DEHTY player emerges in a season opener that really puts the BB in G-BB-O. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 27, 2020•36 min
This week an UNLOCKED taster of my arguably better Patreon podcasts; a Q&A where I am spilling more T than Mrs. Doyle on a horse!! Answering all the juicy q's like: what it takes to become a Lickout Master, the worst purchase I've ever made, and my thoughts on the new Batman flick. What a life! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 22, 2020•1 hr 1 min
This week on the pod, I'm like Denis Nedry getting attacked by that umberlla dinosaur in Jurassic Park in that "I have NOTHING on me" I have prepared very little. What I DO have though, is a scathing criticism of those thirsty T-Birds in Grease, a boatload of puns about Chris Evans penis and news on my new hot tasty bod, since hitting rock bottom with the chinese last week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Sep 15, 2020•50 min
This week on the podcast back from a weekend of WILD camping and a journey out west I'm as rusty as a naughty bike left out in the rain. Talking all heaps of shite like how I was snubbed from GOAT house, how you're an Instagram pervert but don't realise it, the end of my secret eating, and how ‘inanimate objects magically turned into hot sentient women’ is a movie trope that needs to come back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Sep 08, 2020•50 min
This week its the Back2School special, chatting: uniforms, ropey brogues, and the return of your stories in Múinteor Ragnarok pt 2. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 01, 2020•49 min
This week on the pod, finally we're revealing the new name, in line with our family friendly, corporate sponsor-able image. And s'well's'tha I watched Love On The Spectrum, and am asking all the important questions: Does Kelvin take sexy portrait commissions? and how come all the mam's are absolute specimens? Give it a listen, a like n and share. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 25, 2020•1 hr 18 min
This week on the podcast, we're chatting shit jokes, making art, wideboy sales tips, and the glamourous side of voice-overs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 18, 2020•1 hr 2 min
Fresh from a staycache with some big revelations including; being at war with FOMO, practicing gratitude, the banned tampon ad PLUS the return of BONER, in the season finale of 'The Fridget' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 11, 2020•58 min
This week on the pod, our intrepid host is in need of a cheeky staycache but in the meantime doles out some conspiracy theories on how Alexander Hamilton caused The Titanic disaster, as well as a character profile of two of my favourite monsters in history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 04, 2020•1 hr 2 min
This week, I am answering some absolutely insane wide ranging questions over on Yahoo Answers, and going through my complete history of performing in bands. As well as that I discuss two film projects I came up when I was 13 with and never made: A 90’s grunge music video and a complex Hollywood thriller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 28, 2020•1 hr 1 min
A badly mixed coffee with the viscosity of PAINT sends our host into the stratosphere for an all-round silly billy affair. THIS WEEK ON THE POD we're chatting through school days (mine and yours!) old toys ads, and the single funniest moment I can remember. As well as that a SPECIAL GUEST Political Twitch Commentator joins for a roast of Tommy Pickles in the PLAYHOUSE; Donald Dump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Jul 21, 2020•1 hr 5 min
This week on the pod; chatting shite about Kony 2012, how good craic is one of the four fundamental human rights AND from behind the paywall a full episode of my Patreon Exclusive podcast 'The Bonus Cantwell Shitshow' all about Thomas the Tank Engine and an alternate history where I become an Irish wrestling superstar. If you like what you hear there are 5 bonus episodes a month over on my Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=6938815 . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...
Jul 14, 2020•1 hr 13 min
This week, we’re entering a new phase from a new spot, The Podcast Studio in Dublin. Still keeping things indie, just sounding better. Topics on the pod this week include: how to legally walk around in the nip, pubs dressing as restaurants, dreams, losing keys and Xtines as well as the final of our BEEF OFF in the Chris of the Titans! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 07, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Inspired by an actual scrap I had with my wife over who is the best Chris, I've decided to pit 4 A-list Chrisses against each other with a few wild cards thrown in for good measure to decided who is the greatest Chris in Hollywood. First its the SOAPSTAR SCRAP as Home & Away’s Chris Hemsworth takes on Luke from the OC, Chris Karmack. LATHER UP Y'CUNTS, ITS GONNA BE A SOAPY ONE! Then its the SUPERNOVA SKIRMISH as Nova from American Pie Chris Klein, takes on Nova Corps ally Starlord Chris Prat...
Jun 30, 2020•1 hr 30 min
In this 100+ minute loosely themed episode on The Future, our boy welcomes comedian Erin McGathy to give a tarot reading, gains some newly appreciated empathy, and watches Demolition Man. Also a short chat about abuse of power in comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 23, 2020•1 hr 48 min
This week we're going back to basics with a whopper 90 minute podder. Has all the trimmings; a BUMPER Tony's Namedrop Corner, a review of a book I barely read on A.I., some parenting tips and a review of the 1976 classic Rocky. Ohweee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 16, 2020•1 hr 34 min
Sleep deprived and in a FOULER, our hero goes subject by subject through his Leaving Cert 2006 results (that he paid €15 for) and gets in even worse humour. As well as that, a history of smug riddles and the controversial truth about Enid Blyton's nonce-bait toyboy Noddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 09, 2020•1 hr 11 min
This week on the pod, I've written a list of some things I can do that my child self would think is cool and in a very rare moment of honesty discuss witnessing some fairly sickening racism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 02, 2020•53 min
Back to basics this week. chattin' all sorts. The Leaving Cert, scamming my way through CSPE and some fella becoming a Da. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 26, 2020•58 min
Where there once was 45 now there is only 8. 'Here Comes the Croon': Pat McGeegan has the 'Chance of a Lifetime' 'When' he faces off against Red Hurley. Forget LOVE, will Ryan Dolan survive when he faces off against vicious twins Jedward, or will they leave his collar soaked in blood, d’mind lipstick in the 'Little Divils Threeway'. Then it’s the 'Battle of the HEAD' as its the VOICE Vs the EYES in a battle to become the FACE of Ireland. Niamh Kavanagh vs Eimear Quinn. Then it’s Hold Me Now vs R...
May 19, 2020•1 hr 16 min
IT'S EUROVISION MONTH (well, two weeks) on Shitshow and this week the BIG DOG round of the Best of Irish Tournament. This is not a league, it's a tournament. Two songs will face off in a battle to the DEATH and only one shall be claimed Ireland's Greatest Eurovision Song of all Time. We're calling this round Davina V Goliath, as the lower-ranked entries, your Jedwards, Ryan Dolans etc compete against the BIG DOGS, your Johnny Logans, your Dickie Rocks, your Danas. The scraps are as follows: 1992...
May 12, 2020•1 hr 51 min