In honor of Daniel's birthday, Mason and Danny face off in a birthday edition of "Who the f**k am I?" Threezus also performs another round of one of their all-time favorite activities: MadLibs Theatre!
Threezus asks each other what their favorite holidays are. Then they ask if it's possible to be a truly good person in your YouTube videos. Finally, Danny asks Mason and Daniel questions of very, very different difficulty in a new game: Proseph vs. Joseph
Daniel quizzes Danny and Mason on their knowledge of scientific animal names. Mason asks "How unbiased is too unbiased?" Danny leads another round of Guess-That-Acronym. It's all great fun. Unlike the tone of this dull description.
The Threezus guys talk about how their constant consumption of news and politics is affecting their brains. Danny delivers a story about being kissed on stage by some asshole, and leads Daniel and Mason in a game of "Who the F**k Am I?"
Danny asks Mason to explain how he navigated early childhood without speaking English. Then Mason gets political, ushering in another "Hot Take Time," with today's hot take: If you want to be more fair or reasonable, you should take sides more often. Then Daniel contributes some of his hot takes, but they're all about Halloween candy instead of fascism.
Danny tells Mason and Daniel a story he's never told them before. Mason shares his inability to function when sleepy. Daniel plays a Guess-the-song-style game with Mason and Danny where he just babbles while the other two compete.
This week, Threezus not only shouts out a listener, but also plays a music game inspired by their suggestion! Then it's time for some more "Wrong Answers Only" about Danny's life, followed by another Hot-Take-Time. Hot Takes include why Danny thinks you're under-valuing physical attraction in relationships, and why Daniel thinks you would drink your own urine. Enjoy!
The Threezus boys talk ice cream trucks and Mason's new puppy. Daniel recounts the tale of how he came to be known as "Lechuga" when he lived abroad. Then everyone tries their hand at alphabetically ordered freestyle rap.
In honor of Daniel's first day of school, Danny and Mason recount some embarrassing school stories. Then Danny gets real by asking Daniel and Mason some honest questions about his professional and personal life. Then some more Danny's Deaf Jams!
Daniel and Mason face off in a "wrong-answers-only" version of "Who Knows Danny Better?" Danny and Mason face off to see who can guess the lyrics to the songs they've covered. All three(zus) of them wrap it all up with another round of "That Movie Where..."
Daniel got his hair cut by a Trump supporter. Mason shares a story that discredits him as a food-lover. Danny thinks Selena Gomez is a good singer. Mason and Danny have to roleplay as Daniel.
We've got Kazoo Koverz! We've got stories! We've got Hot Take Time! We've got Daniel unveiling "Daniel's Corner!" And finally, we've got another One-Second Song Challenge!
Danny makes Mason and Daniel compete in another round of "Song Title or I Made It Up." Mason tells a real life love story, and then Danny and Daniel continue their MadLibs Theatre love story, reenacting a MadLibs version of another scene from the movie, "Titanic."
Danny tells a riveting love story about his Abuelita and Papi. Daniel hosts a round of "Wrong Answers Only." Mason facilitates another MadLibs Theatre, featuring the budding love between Danny and Daniel, as they reenact their first of two scenes from "Titanic."
Danny leads Daniel and Mason through a new game of "Who The F*ck Am I?" Then the guys take turns disorientedly trying to soothe you to sleep, performing some ASMR while hooked up to a speech jammer. Also, make sure to use promo code “THREEZUS” at oncali.com for 30% off their products!
Daniel tests Mason and Danny's intuition for color. Then Mason tests Daniel and Danny's intuition for the Threezus YouTube comment section. In this week's episode, Threezus' listeners (you) decide the topics, games, and punishments.
After sharing some of their silly acquired tastes, the Threezus guys talk about their personal relationships with multiculturalism, and embracing their identities as people of color. Then they resume the silliness by making Danny produce more music while unable to hear any of it.
After a Kazoo Kover warm-up, the Threezus boys share their first-kiss stories. Daniel introduces his exciting game, "Anime, or I Ani-Made-It-Up." Danny teaches us about roller coasters and kidney stones in this week's "At Least I Learned Something."
Mason institutes a new rule: If you swear, you have to freestyle. Daniel sings TikTok songs badly, then explains why everyone is more stupid than they think. Danny drops some fire hydrant knowledge no one asked for. Also let's play some more "That Movie Where..."
Daniel and Mason recount their time living in the Dominican Republic, which inspires Danny to test them on their Spanish. Daniel surprises Danny with a big announcement. Mason and Danny compete to see who can name songs the fastest. Threezus graces your ears with another Kazoo Kover. You're welcome.
It's time for an episode of games! Threezus tries to guess the age of celebrities, shows, and Danny's dating range on dating apps. They then try to guess movie titles in roundabout ways, in another round of "That Movie Where..." Finally, Threezus takes us out in style, unveiling music that Danny had to make without the benefit of hearing any of it.
The Threezus Boys shout-out some more fans, play some more Kazoo Koverz, share some wisdom about promoting group diversity, and take some TikTok Tests! What do Daniel & Dixie D'Amelio have in common? Who is "Crocodile Jack?" Let's find out!
Danny & Mason talk about how Jimmy Fallon's impersonation cover video with Seth MacFarlane is virtually identical to the videos that Danny & Mason have been making for years. Then Mason unveils Threezus' newest segment: Kazoo Koverz! Finally, Threezus returns the favor to Jimmy Fallon, by playing another round of MadLibs Theatre.
Threezus calls upon the hilarious and talented Mel Taevin, one of Danny's favorite cast-mates from his nationally-televised-dating-show days. Mel recounts how Danny totally ruined his chances with her, and joins Threezus for another round of the 1-Second-Song Challenge.
After serving their punishments, your favorite Threezus boys compare their weird bodies. Then, another round of "Hot-Take-Time." Then, another round of "Song Title or I Made It Up."
In a very special triple-guest episode, Threezus calls Danny's cast mates from the land of national TV. Three of Danny's favorite fellow contestants, Sheridan, Savannah, and Gabe compete to see who knows Danny best. Don't miss this riveting episode of "Threezus Presents: Listen to Our Podcast."
Threezus checks their watches and sees that it is Hot Take Time! The hottest take of the day: YouTubers, Influencers, and Content Creators are untalented and delusional.
The Threezus guys recall their favorite jokes that didn't land, and reflect on why they didn't satisfy the demand for more impersonation covers. They then play a rousing game of, "That Movie Where..."
Threezus reacts to RoomieOfficial's reaction to Danny and Mason. They also play rousing rounds of "Song Title or I Made It Up" and "Oooh!" Threezus also asks for YOUR help in determining the punishments for the losers of their games and challenges. If you leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and detail the punishment you want to see, Threezus will do it!
Threezus reads some funny comments, gives some shout-outs, and calls Danny’s ex-girlfriend, Bobbi Barricella. How early is too early when it comes to farting in relationships? Should you eat raw pizza dough? Let’s find out.
