Episode 68 // Target: F*ck More, Stretch Less
Mason talks about visiting home. Daniel introduces the game of, "Aye, Where You From, Cuh?" Danny leads another round of "MadLibs Slogans."
Jul 05, 2021•27 min
Threezus
Hosts and best friends Danny, Mason, and Daniel share their talents, games and BS with the world. But mostly their BS. Enter the mind of Threezus, as the trio brings the playfulness and music/comedy stylings they’ve been known for since college. As immature adults, they’ve become professional musicians and YouTube stars. They met in a college a cappella group, and because that wasn’t lame enough for them, they’ve started a podcast.
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Episodes
Episode 67 // Daniel Joins BTS
Danny and Daniel warm up with a game of "Firing Line." Daniel joins the sensational K-Pop boy band, BTS, by finding out which member he is. Mason leads another game of, "Proseph vs. Joseph."
Jun 28, 2021•32 min
Episode 66 // Mason Is a Harry Potter Nerd Virgin
Mason makes Danny & Daniel speak in streams of consciousness until Danny gets in trouble. Daniel leads another Hot-Take-Time. Danny bullies Mason for his knowledge of Harry Potter trivia, which Mason agrees is called for.
Jun 21, 2021•35 min
Episode 65 // Mason Sings with No Voice
Danny, Daniel, and Mason talk about falling asleep in public. Mason sings for everyone after losing his voice. They all play some “Would You Random,” before asking each other if they’ve heard, “That Song Where…”
Jun 14, 2021•37 min
Episode 64 // Arm-Fall-Off Boy & Sphinctor
Daniel brings forth his brand new game, "Superhero or Superzero." Mason talks about turning into a Karen. Threezus plays another round of "I Am a Tree."
Jun 07, 2021•40 min
Episode 63 // Nick Kroll Hits On Abuelita
Threezus plays "F**k, Marry, Kill." Danny gets Nick Kroll to shout out his Abuelita. Mason & Daniel compete in another round of, "Who the F**k Am I?"
May 31, 2021•34 min
Episode 62 // Left-Nostril-Lickin' Good!
Mason tries to teach Daniel and Danny a southern accent. Danny talks about his encounter with a real-life version of Gilderoy Lockhart. Threezus plays some "I Am a Tree" and "MadLibs Slogans."
May 24, 2021•44 min
Episode 61 // Invest in VomitCoin
Danny warms everyone up with a game of "Firing Line." Mason talks about appealing to conservatives. Daniel leads a game of "Crypto or Crypt-no?"
May 17, 2021•36 min
Episode 60 // Millennials vs. Gen Z Slang (Sheeeeeesh)
Daniel's shares his story of a Russian hacker stealing is banking information, then talks about slang. Danny goes over Rolling Stone's top-500-albums-of-all-time list.
May 10, 2021•33 min
Episode 59 // Say Yas!
It's a shorter episode this week! Danny brings us in with his radio DJ-ing skills. Daniel tells us about why his real name is Bob. Mason doesn't contribute much. Danny leads a game of "Back Words!"
May 03, 2021•25 min
Episode 58 // Happy Birthday Danny!
It's Danny Padilla's birthday! So Threezus celebrates by getting vaccinated, playing birthday-themed games, and reflecting on the best days of their lives.
Apr 26, 2021•39 min
Episode 57 // MadLibs Covers
Daniel leads Threezus in a conversation about injuries. Then it's game time! Mason brings in another "That Movie Where" and Danny brings a new kind of MadLibs Cover to the podcast!
Apr 19, 2021•33 min
Episode 56 // Taser My Balls
Mason shares his exciting life news about receiving his first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine. Daniel shares a very hot take. The guys all play another very fun game of "Back Words," full of clues like "Taser my balls," and "Shrek reasoning."
Apr 12, 2021•32 min
Episode 55 // Cardi B Is Our Newest Fan!
Danny and Mason talk about how Cardi B watched and shared their video. Then Threezus talks about another pop star, Lil' Nas X and the controversy surrounding his new song, "Montero." Finally, Daniel leads everyone in a game of, "Would You Random."
Apr 05, 2021•42 min
Episode 54 // Listening to Danny's High School Band
Mason explains why McDonald's is for kids. Daniel leads a new game called, "Very Superstitious." Danny unearths old recordings from his high school metal band days, and plays a round of, "Danny's High School Jams."
Mar 29, 2021•34 min
Episode 53 // Happy 1-Year Anniversary! (ft. Rudi Gutierrez)
Threezus celebrates their podcast's first birthday by throwing a little party and inviting a special friend: Rudi Gutierrez, the extremely fun and talented musician that Danny met on national television.
Mar 22, 2021•40 min
Episode 52 // A Happy Birthday F*** You to Mason
As a celebration of Mason's 27th birthday, Danny and Daniel serenade him with a rendition of "Happy Birthday F*** You". Danny finally quits his video game addiction, and proceeds to get the others to play a roleplaying game (as Danny) instead. Mason hosts a version of MadLibs Movie Trailers, in which Daniel and Danny fill in new, dumber words to an already-existing movie trailer script for Mason to perform. "GET DOWN, AUNT JEMIMA!"
Mar 15, 2021•44 min
Episode 51 // We Fixed Cancel Culture!
Danny asks Daniel to correctly identify his lyrics in a game of, "Danny or Not Danny." Mason asks Danny and Daniel to fix cancel culture in a segment called, "That Was Easy!" Daniel leads another round of "Ass of U and Me," where Threezus makes assumptions about each other.
Mar 08, 2021•44 min
Episode 50 // Das Sad
Threezus plays more games and ruins their days. Can they properly name related musical artists in a game of, "Fans Also Like?" Can they keep their spirits up through Daniel's resurrection of the "Ruin My Day" segment? Can they correctly guess palindromes during another round of "Back Words?"
Mar 01, 2021•43 min
Episode 49 // Fix Ads by Swearing More
The Threezus guys talk about bungling small social interactions. Danny introduces a new game, "Putting Music to Words." Mason asks everyone: What can we do to fix advertisements?
Feb 22, 2021•35 min
Episode 48 // Vomiting on the New Woman
Threezus talks about adulthood before Daniel leads a babbling guessing game. Then Danny debuts his new hit single, "Chips & Salsa on My Niece" in another round of Danny's Deaf Jams.
Feb 15, 2021•28 min
Episode 47 // Vibrators & Chef Boyardee
The Threezus boys all try to wing-man for each other. Mason finds out what he has in common with Vice President Kamala Harris. Daniel leads a game of "Wrong Answers Only," and then Danny leads a game of "Right Questions Only."
Feb 08, 2021•40 min
Episode 46 // Danny's National TV Anniversary
Danny recalls how it felt departing for "The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart" a year ago. Mason mashes movie titles together in a segment provided by a Threezus Patreon subscriber. Daniel introduces a game called, "Stop Ironing My Head." Finally, Threezus wraps it up by rapping it up in another round of "Speaking Rhythmically."
Feb 01, 2021•31 min
Episode 45 // Disneyland After Disasters
Daniel and Mason beg for their viewers to adopt them before Mason tells a charming story from his childhood. Threezus plays a new game, "Headlines, or Head-Lies?" Finally, we take a trip to Daniel's Corner, where he asks, "Is suffering essential to the human experience?"
Jan 25, 2021•38 min
Episode 44 // Why Are We Getting Arrested?
A Threezus fan asks why the Threezus guys would most likely be arrested. Daniel introduces a new game, "Pikachu, or Peek-a-choo?" Danny leads another "Hot Take Time."
Jan 18, 2021•40 min
Episode 43 // 10 Things You Didn't Know About Danny
Daniel wishes all of you a Happy Korean Birthday before talking about New Year's Resolutions. Danny introduces a new game called, "Bachelor or Bullsh*t." Threezus reads a hilariously misguided article about Danny.
Jan 11, 2021•39 min
Episode 42 // Being a D*ck to Fans & A Happy New Year!
To kick off 2021, Mason performs another song parody punishment. Then the Threezus guys talk about their injury histories, and make wild guesses about each other. Finally, Mason takes over Daniel's Corner and asks: Should you be a d*ck to your fans?
Jan 04, 2021•37 min
Episode 41 // Danny Walked in on Mason Naked
In Threezus' last episode of 2020, the guys play games! After talking about their favorite New Years things, Danny reminds Mason of an embarrassing story. Then they play a round of "Guess the Song," and Daniel introduces a new game, "Back-Words!"
Dec 28, 2020•32 min
Episode 40 // Daniel's Dates, Car Crashes, and Superpowers
Threezus wishes you a very happy holiday season, bantering about their favorite holiday movies. Then they pivot from real movie titles to strange, mangled movie titles in a game of, "That Movie Where..." Finally, it's time for Daniel to lead Danny and Mason through another round of the Daniel RPG: Wrong Answers Only Edition.
Dec 21, 2020•32 min
Episode 39 // Long Live the Queef
Danny tests Daniel & Mason's elementary school knowledge. Mason & Danny share semi-embarrassing stories. Daniel leads a Happy-Little-Hanukkah freestyle rap-fest.
Dec 14, 2020•38 min
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