France is this week’s topic thanks to the theme nudging of Michael. Lifelong francophilobean Henry Paker is a cochon in the proverbial merde and gives us his hot take on croissants, the quotidien life of French bakers as well a live translation of La Marseillaise for those without a firm grasp of the French language or decent wifi. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod...
Jun 14, 2022•59 min
Phillip Kerrigan of Kerrigan’s Mustards gets the beans talking about prizes. They offer up a lesser known travel tip for the Philippines, an approach for undergraduate exam preparation and Ben finally shows his true colours (listener discretion advised - they ain’t a pretty shade). Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod...
Jun 07, 2022•56 min
Welcome back for SEASON 5 which Henry thinks means we’ve been going for either 70 episodes or 70 years. Thanks to Steph of London the season kicks off with the topic of bears. Literally and figuratively full of beans from their hiatus, the actual beans manage to steer on course for an admirable chunk of the episode but do manage to give glancing chat blows to Paul Hogan, Thug and Nicky the Pygmy Hippos and what might have happened to Henry’s missing bag of CDs. Join our PATREON for ad-free episo...
May 31, 2022•1 hr
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until June), but if you want to listen to new bonus episodes you can sign up to our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad
May 03, 2022•8 min
For the final episode of the season, tusk monomaniac Jerome of Indiana, locks the beans onto his favourite dental protrusion. It will come as no surprise to Jerome that the beans prod their chat fangs deep into the definition of true art, the ethics of umbrella storage and Henry’s arena-filling splinter project. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Apr 26, 2022•56 min
Sarah of Bremen decides this week’s topic for the beans is maps and they can’t be blamed for delving into the unchartered chat territories of compressed meat biscuits, what you should rub in Luton for luck and why Ben’s career as a fantasy novelist is doomed before it’s even begun. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Apr 19, 2022•1 hr 9 min
At the behest of Immanuel of Bremen, this week’s subject is mountains. The intrepid beans nearly perish in a conversational crevasse early doors, but can they get back on track and make it to the summit of Mount Chat? Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Apr 12, 2022•57 min
What’s that? A light entertainment podcast has dared to dance across the the conversational minefield that is the antimacassar? That’s right. And that podcast is Three Bean Salad. And if Lauren from Bremen hadn’t got the beans onto the topic of snow in the first place this podcasting milestone might never have been achieved at all. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Apr 05, 2022•58 min
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday March and we simply will only do four Wednesday episodes in a month because we respect the natural order of the universe), but if you want to listen to a new bonus episode you can sign up to our PATREON at www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
Mar 29, 2022•5 min
Chase (Bremen?) proclaims that goblins are the topic of the week. The beans tackle it with their usual rigour and in no time at all are back on the deck of the RMS Titanic. Spaniels get an honourable mention and we learn about Mike’s lesser known sub-specialty within the movie-making industry. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Music "That's Alright" Podington Bear soundofpictur...
Mar 23, 2022•57 min
Hazel presumably of Bremen steers the beans towards the topic of bicycles and they absolutely chat the hind legs off it. Tonic wine, castanets and Noel Gallagher all find a place, Ben is slighted, Mike discovers new sopping kin, and Henry is taunted by a toddler. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
Mar 15, 2022•53 min
WARNING: chunks of this episode are foul but that’s not the Beans’ fault. The blame squarely lies on the shoulders of Devonshire Megan who bade them discuss slippers. Thoughtfully they soften the blow by veering into Thai massage, ovine mince categorisation and how to tell if Mike is behind a serious crime. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Mar 09, 2022•57 min
Roll up, roll up for E1 of S4 of Three Bean Salad in which Luke of Hertfordshire directs the beans towards the topic of dinosaurs. Tune in as hitherto unplumbed depths of ignorance are brought to the surface and listen to the beans discover they don’t know what they should know they don’t know about some of the basics. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 1 min
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until March), but if you want to listen to new bonus episodes you can sign up to our PATREON at www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
Feb 02, 2022•19 min
Casper places the beans in grave peril by instructing them to discuss spies. They squeeze in the sub-topic of Japanese breakfast cereals but, to their great credit, largely stick to the main theme and in doing so discover Ben’s embroidered personal motto, Henry’s pushy side and that Mike isn’t only boring about guitars. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Jan 26, 2022•59 min
WMG prompts the beans to roll up their sleeves and get their hands dirty with the topic of aliens. Ever thorough, they are careful not to neglect Newcastle or bananas and even dare to lift the lid on the secrets of the Mafia. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Jan 18, 2022•59 min
Holly reckons it’s high time the beans talked about museums. Sure, they get a little embrangled in decommissioned hangars and Eastern European concrete but do also expect to learn the meaning of an onion in a renaissance painting and how to conduct a 16th century eye test. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Jan 12, 2022•55 min
Thanks in no small part to Elizabeth (monarch status unknown) the beans forge THE DEFINITIVE chat on the topic of elevators. Gird your ears for the secrets of conducting low-cost business meetings, Henry’s criminal past and the criteria for both the ideal door and a decent canteen. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 6 min
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week, but if you want to listen to two new bonus episodes you can sign up to our PATREON at www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
Dec 29, 2021•8 min
Ryan suggests the beans discuss zombies and so they slowly drag themselves towards the topics of Boots the chemists, aristocrats and bicycle puncture repair. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
Dec 22, 2021•59 min
SPOILER ALERT (sort of): the Beans get a bit bogged down with Squid Game early doors (obviously) so please bear that in mind. Non-spoiler alert bit: this week Hayley from America hoofs the beans towards the topic of biscuits. Helpfully they include advice on how tell if what you’re bucking is a bronco and how to identify Joss Stone, although the whole thing is ruined when Henry breaks the ultimate conversational taboo. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr
Listener Sam gets the beans talking about immortality. They peregrinate around the topic, taking in clown eggs, tuna salads and getting a biscuit named after you. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode; www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr
The Beans are back! It's the start of series three and this time they're working up a sweat talking about exercise. Also featuring peregrination, shuttlecocks and the crab living between Ben's warm bumcheeks.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladGet in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
Dec 01, 2021•1 hr 18 min
We present the final episode of Series 2 in which Dustin (of Bremen?) has the beans discussing the luckless Titanic. In this spooooky edition of the podcast, house dust mites get a long overdue mention as do hurled milkshakes, interspecies breeding and the benefits of a sub-aquatic moth. Please stay tuned to this frequency as the beans shall return SOON! Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
Oct 19, 2021•51 min
Portraiture is this week’s topic, responsibility for which lies squarely at the feet of Phil of Baltimore. The beans gab hard and true and, ever thorough, gab seven bells out of ham (again), Helen of Troy, lying to barbers and coastal face erosion. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Featuring "superhero fanfare.wav" by humanoid9000 of Freesound.org
Oct 12, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Courtesy of Dr. P we present an episode on the theme of pagans. Fill your boots with golf, jet-skis, the history of rambling and the single moment at which the universe began, probably. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Featuring "Castanets, Multi, A (H1).wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Oct 05, 2021•56 min
Gavin has the beans unpack the topic of Jeffreys (Geoffreys?). In an episode stacked with boo boos and bungles the beans tackle Steves, Daves, rubber giraffes and whether or not scampi can ever be a verb. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Featuring "Orchestral Strings, Warm, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Sep 28, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Olana decrees that the beans have it out about islands. They comply and, in an effort to be thorough, cover ear growth, alternative aviation fuel solutions and how to avoid over-ordering in a restaurant. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
Sep 21, 2021•59 min
Hoist the Jolly Beans! Kathy of Bremen invites the beans to discuss flags and they are careful not to miss out memory aids, brownies, sliced bread and the secret to royal longevity. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
Sep 14, 2021•56 min
Accordionist Alex directs the beans towards the subject of buffets this week. Pile your plates high with UN etiquette, poker with The Boys and how best to handle a fire in a chemical warehouse. Tickets for Beef and Dairy Network live on 11th September 2021 are available here: In theatre tickets - https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-3/ Livestream tickets - https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-11-9/ Get in touch: threeb...
Sep 07, 2021•1 hr 1 min
