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Those Who Aunt

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Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) and Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) see the world through aunt-colored glasses. And if you don’t know what that means, Mags and Pat will talk at you until you get it. From dismantling the “fun uncle” narrative, to current events and how they pertain to aunts, to debating whether Marshall’s or Kohl’s is the superior place to buy decent luggage, you’ll gain deeper insight and appreciation for the aunts in your life. Probably.
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Episodes

Pushing Ass with Pat and Mags

Pat and Mags' bag this week is femail and talk turns to The Non-Vocal Majority, Marvelous Franks, Sherlock Browns mind library, the whereabouts of Kato Kaelin, hot fruit soup and hot short injections. TW: Rick left H & Her Block Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Aunt Robin Editor - Colleen Doyle

Apr 21, 202452 min

The Oscars "Special": A Thrilling Conclusion with Pat and Mags

Do Pat and Mags land the plane? We'll see! TW: A divisive jacket. https://www.magicmind.com/thosewhoaunt and use code AUNT20 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Special Guest: Chelsea Perrotty Talbot Special Guest: Charlie McCrackin Special Call-in Guest: Joann Maletic Special Call-in Guest: Tina Quercioli Special Dog: Scoops McCrackin Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli...

Mar 13, 20241 hr 1 min

2 Oscars 2 "Special" with Pat and Mags

Pat and Mags continue to watch and discuss the 96th annual Academy Awards having seen almost none of the movies. TW: A magical trip to the bathroom. https://www.magicmind.com/thosewhoaunt and use code AUNT20 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Special Guest: Chelsea Perrotty Talbot Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli

Mar 12, 202441 min

The Oscars "Special" Part One with Pat and Mags

Pat and Mags watch and discuss the 96th annual Academy Awards having seen almost none of the movies. TW: A magical trip to the bathroom. https://www.magicmind.com/thosewhoaunt and use code AUNT20 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli

Mar 11, 202446 min

Purge Nightmares and Dolphin Dreams with Pat and Mags

Pat and Mags dream a little dream this week as they talk about nearly everything, and certainly whatever pops into their minds at any given moment. Get your colonoscopy and ask your doctors about perimenopause. TW: butt stuff. https://www.magicmind.com/thosewhoaunt and use code AUNT20 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle...

Mar 03, 202459 min

Celebrate Me Home with Pat and Mags

B'day from Pat and Mags! This week we chat wiping, old white man skeleton face, Benny Loggins, Candyass, This Here's Me, Stefani Schaefer of Fox 8 News, and front butt/back butt. https://www.magicmind.com/FEBthosewhoaunt and use code AUNT20 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle

Feb 25, 202447 min

Finding Your Cultmunity with Emma Pope

Pat and Mags feel a true sense of community with Auntie Em (Emma Pope) as they tackle everything from cars for junk, putting in a skylight so loved ones can watch over you, Fluffy Iglesias, Streampunk, getting out ahead of it, Dulles, insulting comics and much, much more. TW: Ra. https://www.magicmind.com/JANthosewhoaunt and use code AUNT20 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Em - Emma Pope Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dan...

Feb 18, 20241 hr 14 min

Narnia Business with Pat and Mags

Pat and Mags use their full throats this week to talk Blanket, heterophobia, haunted church hallways, NeighborsDoor, Scream 4, donating period blood, lap and butt dances, The Exortits, and the great Calgon/Prego debate. TW: the gas man

Feb 11, 202454 min

Questions That Haven't Been Asked Before with Holly Laurent

Pat and Mags ham (and turkey) it up with Auntie Sunny this week as they discuss questions nobody's ever asked before, Droopy Dogging, is Porky Pig okay anymore?, softening your noodle, your sexuality as it pertains to Saltburn, and a different kind of chainmail. TW: Runners. https://www.magicmind.com/JANthosewhoaunt and use code AUNT20 through January. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Sunny - Holly Laurent Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol...

Jan 28, 20241 hr 5 min

Uncle Dad with Bill Arnett

Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Charlie this week and topics include: being down with HPV, Duckunt, patriotic animals, 95 chicken littles, uncling oneself, the Panamanian postal service, and oh-way-sigh. TW: distracted driving. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Charlie Seaver - Bill Arnett Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ⁠⁠https://anchor.fm/app⁠⁠ ...

Jan 21, 20241 hr 11 min

RE-RELEASE: Another Frickin' Mattress with Lily Sullivan

Auntie Maude visits with Mags and Pat and together we ponder did FDR roll it out? If alien robots can ski well, what's next? Are our shins clean enough? What does Hanukkah smell like? TW: May-December romances where the man is once again the December. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Maude Butts - Lily Sullivan Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ⁠h...

Jan 15, 202452 min

Pizza Sluts with Pat and Mags

Pat and Mags ring in the new year with talk of another Snape hunt, new love languages, giving seniors less information, holding your water, illegal turtles, Auntie Bags, and turning into John Popper. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle This episode is sponsored by Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ⁠⁠⁠https://anchor.fm/app⁠⁠⁠ Support this podcast: ⁠⁠⁠https://anchor.fm/the-babymake...

Jan 07, 20241 hr 3 min

RE-RELEASE: Merry-Time Law with Erin Keif

Pat and Mags run aground this week with VacatiAunt Margie, as they cruise through conversations about prison pen palls, girls trips with Murray, llama farms, crematoriums, using points for dreams, if your sauce is too sweet, shrimp, more shrimp, not enough shrimp, and which colors don't run. TW: the fate of many a llama. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Margie Minnows - Erin Keif Outro - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Querc...

Dec 17, 20231 hr 14 min

The Swam-p with Molly Lewis

It's all gravy with Pat and Mags this week when Aunt Mo joins to talk mall jail, being joepiscopalian, borons, Yelping across Bethlehem, widdle babies, the Jacksonville Junkpile, short serfs, Tom Celica, tenured kids on the block, gazebos, leather legal guardians, and the ox and lamb. TW: further antagonizing flight attendants Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Mo - Molly Lewis Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor...

Dec 10, 20231 hr 11 min

A Generous Soul with Pat and Mags

Pat and Mags fly the plane themselves this week, and emphatically talk about everything and nothing. TW: The toilet room Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli This episode is sponsored by Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://anchor.fm/app⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support this podcast: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...

Dec 03, 202351 min

100% Neck Days with Brendan Fitzgibbons

Pat and Mags do their best to provide full-bodied guidance to Uncle Brendy (Brendan Fitzgibbons) this week as they discuss East Dundee, IL, thoughtful gift-giving, an all neck playlist, credit card swipes, and almost too much more. TW: another intervention kinda? Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Brendy - Brendan Fitzgibbons Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli This episode is sponsored by Ancho...

Nov 20, 20231 hr 9 min

Through the Doggy Door with Chris Candy

Pat and Mags get raw dogged by Uncle Alfie this week and our discussion includes a stray Tarantino, Al Pacino but smaller, underwear broccoli, Mo(town) problems, Indiana Jones: the Podcast, Rules of Four, Frankenstein's monster, and laser zappa. TW: another intervention Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Alfie - Chris Candy Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle This episode is sponsored by Anchor: ...

Nov 12, 20231 hr 8 min

RE-RELEASE: Thunderbuns with Edgar Blackmon

This week, Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Dutch (Edgar Blackmon), the most glorious uncle. This trio is full of love, support, and interesting thoughts on books, music, and thick spaghetti. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dutch - Edgar Blackmon Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli This episode is sponsored by Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ⁠https://anchor.fm/app⁠ Support this pod...

Nov 05, 202333 min

A Total Anomaly with Megan Grano

Pat and Mags end up offsides with Lizzy this week and our convo includes being being wheelbarrowed by Jesus, how am I on death row, anger smelling, hulking, what are you feeding your PitBull, unfinished spreadsheets, soccer b*tch, and being age blind. TW: plain violence Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Lizzy - Megan Grano Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Editor - Colleen Doyle --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ⁠ht...

Oct 22, 20231 hr 6 min

Of Sounds Mind with Aunt Pat

Please excuse the commercial nature of this episode as Pat workshops her sound effects album. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Editor - Colleen Doyle --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...

Oct 15, 20237 minSeason 7Ep. 12

RE-RELEASE: Tickle Nudger with Amanda Blake Davis

Aunt Trish swings by and oops! it's an intervention. Haircuts from drifters, somewhat useful role plays, and the inevitability of being the villain in most of your own stories is the meat of this particular podcast sandwich. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Trish - Amanda Blake Davis Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast...

Oct 08, 202348 minSeason 7Ep. 11

We Only Got One YOLO with Luke Null

Pat and Mags get some 'splaining from Uncle Roger this week which includes animated documentaries, Verner's Hairsmog, MILF corn, the goiter act, aging like gas station wine, writing in Stillvester Stabone, hitting the brown note, and a baja blast cleanse. TW: The General is a chad Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Roger - Luke Null Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Sup...

Oct 01, 20231 hr 4 minSeason 7Ep. 10

Voicemails, too with Pat and Mags

Pat and Mags love to share their voicemails with the Aunt Colony, so that everyone gets a taste of this ironclad friendship. TW: Bulk Hogan Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...

Sep 24, 202316 minSeason 7Ep. 9

What is Flaming Man? with Pat and Mags

Pat and Mags sound(s) off this week about all manner of things including dogs voices changing, mom and pop dental dams, accidental performance art, Phil the Hero, turning into an abacus, ishing someone will, Turd Pooz, and Dave Foley artist. TW: Blucifer Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers...

Sep 10, 202340 minSeason 7Ep. 8

RE-RELEASE: Oh Good Job, Shamu with Macklen Makhloghi

The committee of Pat, Mags and Uncle Melvin convened this week and on the agenda: two empty fanny packs, obits/hot or not, unopened blu-ray players, two sidekicks, loopholes, a whole rockin' bod up on the world, and remember Nell(y). TW: people with luck Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Melvin - Macklen Makhloghi Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:...

Sep 03, 20231 hr 14 minSeason 7Ep. 7

Auntiversary Part 2 with Colleen Doyle and Dana Quercioli

Pat and Mags (and their two full body puppeteers Colleen and Dana) finish reminiscing about how great they are, and how especially great their friends, family, and guests are in part two of a now-beloved retrospective of this very podcast. TW: Friendship and mutual respect of peers. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Outro - Gianna Rose Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Supp...

Aug 27, 202343 minSeason 7Ep. 6

The Occasional Bit of Buggery with Greg Hess

This week Aunt Pat and Auntie Mags go from hole to hole with Uncle Nigel and we discuss priceline.net, sweeping the bones, the birthplace of syphilis, Richard Wolf, Cody/Coty/Cody99, the internet truth squad, Paddington 4, and Benny Hillsong. TW: Internet people, again Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Nigel - Greg Hess Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this po...

Aug 13, 20231 hr 8 minSeason 7Ep. 4

RE-RELEASE: Whatever Blows Your Whistle with Kate James

Pat and Mags rock and roll with Aunt Cay this week and we discuss gutter chasers, dry aerobics, Forever 33, waggin', being single dingle, things not included in the infrastructure bill, Dick Simmons, and sex talk rebuttals. TW: a bunch of stuff Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cay - Kate James Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/th...

Aug 06, 20231 hr 30 minSeason 7Ep. 3
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