Pat and Mags don't need to watch their step with Aunt Googs this week to talk Fig Newton, a public Italian, hump eve, going straight to skinnylicious, a gap year selling khakis, post office famous, and mannequin caves. TW: child ballroom dancers Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Googs - Megan Gailey Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anch...
Aug 01, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 7Ep. 2
Pat and Mags manifest-o a new episode with Uncle Ted Kaczynski (No Relation) and we talk an 80s business boy, god juju, stranger butts, accidental Yelps, fingers too short for a firearm, BBMd, Elkhorn, the Arby's pimp, mouth numbers, and a bucket of silly parts. TW: men who write Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Ted - Dan White Theme Song - The Qs Editor - Colleen Doyle Artwork - Jordan Stafford...
Jul 23, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 1
Aunt Wendy bobs and weaves with Pat and Mags this week, as they chat about The Amazing Race, problematic moles, adult Legos, The Denver Murder Horse, emotional involuntary flailing, Prime Suspect, Fran Drescher, all the forklifts, Hermit Crabs, and so much more. TW: Tit Skin Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Wendy - Katy Colloton And Introducing Miss Hazel as Bob Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Dana Quercioli Editor - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford...
Jul 16, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 6Ep. 27
Uncle Tayo enters the chat with Pat and Mags this week, and we kick it off with some talk of fungus, chat rooms, Gordon Shumway, DDS, the 43rd president, The Hot Tamale Train, the joys of traffic, arm covers for couches, and so much more. TW: Mens Soccer? Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Tayo - Nnamdi Ngwe Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Dana Quercioli Editor - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford...
Jul 09, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 6Ep. 26
Uncle Donnie joins Pat and Mags this week and we ponder In House IT: My 2 Aunts, salthounds, Max Bedroom, emotional dogs, big awning, the customer is sometimes ignorant, hard wine, tapping it, the math these days, where are the california raisins now, Guillaume, and the mens room in your home TW: scrum Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Donnie - Peter Gwinn Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Colleen Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Artwork - Jordan Stafford...
Jul 02, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 6Ep. 25
Pat and Mags jam with Aunt Josephine this week and talk prescription crocs, KT lang tape, the taste of tar, invisible fence for women of a certain age, no women at the bottom of the ocean, dating dolphins, phish fry, george clinton's bathroom, cosigning Cleetus, gas powered scooters, facebook inc, the tinder grinder, lots of text on your driver's license, milking nuts, fryers that use air, toilet meatball, deflating fruit, iPhone 3, don't get tied down by no dusty man, more circulating, more per...
Jun 25, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 24
Pat and Mags clown around with Uncle Fred this week, and they really strike a cord(uroy) when they talk about Taylor Swift, one terrible gig, Harry Buffalos, car drapes, anemic shirts, massaging your kale, hearses for tall people, how bad Ricky Schroeder is now, and so much more. TW: Bed wear. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Fred - Chris Bohan Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Dana Quercioli Editor - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford...
Jun 18, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 6Ep. 23
Pat and Mags get up close and personal with Aunt Tina this week and talk questionable terrariums, improper fraction legs, local library pizza, good with c(h)ords, magic on your permanent record, and swamps back and front. TW: Seabiscuit Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tina - Brooke Breit Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Colleen Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Jun 11, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 6Ep. 22
Pat and Mags lean into friendship this week with Uncle Chip and we discuss longhand cover letters, Lightning the Queen, real snake/robot snake, new soup warmers, Billy Joel Osment, a dead baboon wife, eye patches and oven mitts, and when your dog gets the same glasses. TW: the possibility of receiving a murdered persons organs Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; for reasons Pat and Mags don't fully understand! Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Chip - Steve Wa...
Jun 04, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 6Ep. 21
Pat and Mags mind meld with Punkle Jukebox this week, as they discuss such riveting topics as Tuesday Morning, out-cooking a cult, cheeses freaks, a fondue situation, the biggest chocolate fountain, the other Subway pervert, and bringing things through the back door. TW: Derek. Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; for reasons Pat and Mags don't fully understand! We'd like to send a special congratulations to the Chardon High School Class of 2023, especially Josephine Grace! None of the...
May 28, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 20
What's an aunt? Why's an aunt? What? If you've ever asked yourself these questions and also if you haven't, this is the improvised podcast for you. Your hosts Pat and Mags talk all things aunt, occasionally uncle, and surprisingly often erotica on this weekly show. Their guests have included folks from SNL, My Neighbors are Dead, Ghosts, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hello from the Magic Tavern and more from all over this middling land of ours. So, lend them your ears every Sunday and you just m...
May 22, 2023•1 min
Pat and Mags have big sleepover energy again in this laugh-filled attempt at advertising. If you like to hear your aunts laugh with each other, this Bud's for you. Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; for reasons Pat and Mags don't fully understand! And go to IG to support @fem_care_nyc and their efforts to support refugees in need of essential items! Make your Aunts proud(er)! Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jo...
May 21, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 6Ep. 19
Pat and Mags go whole hog this week talkin' Brian, the quads on Di, thinking of an Arby's, the lyrics to ER, tailpipe genitalia, big breakfasts and shoe polish, and MOMS. Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; this Gold Bond doesn't pay for itself! And go to IG to support @fem_care_nyc and their efforts to support refugees in need of essential items! Your mom would be so proud... Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jord...
May 14, 2023•51 min•Season 6Ep. 18
This week, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and your Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Toots (Mystery Science Theater 3000's Rebecca Hanson) into their homes and hearts to talk loudly about important issues like bathing suits, Myrtle Beach, Teen Wolf, and how to be the best aunt possible. TW: Funcles. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Toots - Rebecca Hanson Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford...
May 07, 2023•39 min
This week Pat and Mags chat with Uncle Abraham and we break down offshore credit cards, search history eulogies, new gutters, and the house that Facebook didn't build. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Abraham - Damian Anaya Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Apr 30, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 16
Pat and Mags pretty much raw dog their conversation with Aunt Marisol and talk turns to not opening the mail, medically accurate lamps, dreamsicles, sudden onset osteoporosis, new Hyman, the Dolly's mama, jerk babies, man coming, speeddating dogs, and fuzzins. TW: your ex-husband's catalogs Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Marisol - Marla Caceres Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymaker...
Apr 23, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 6Ep. 15
Bing! Pat and Mags crash right into conversation with Uncle Cramblin this week, as they discuss the mind's ear, The Ladder, an amazing flesh sack, negging your car, Chili's Slamz, REALLY GOOD 3 ON 3 BASKETBALL, how movement is medicine, a mustard heiress, tiptoeing into the future, circle states, and honestly so much more. TW: Inverted Scrotums. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Cramblin - Geoff Dow Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Querciol...
Apr 16, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 6Ep. 14
Pat and Mags link up with Uncle Bunny this week and our talk turns to a pack of dillos, Ronperation Desert Shield, Co Will, throwing bikes, the magical guest experience, wrangling poon, landing on your mons pubis, ska night at the tramp park, and the reverse piggy bank. TW: Laverne Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Bunny - Barry HIte Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app S...
Apr 09, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 6Ep. 13
Pat and Mags test the boundless patience of wise Aunt Linda as they talk movies, movies, movies, spoiling but not ruining, Ron's cruel games, Oreo fairs, the shape of England, award-winning beauty, knowing when to get in line, chaos theory, and what's wrong with Mags. TW: The stupidity of Man. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Linda - Linda Orr Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anch...
Apr 02, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 6Ep. 12
Pat and Mags have their knockers stumped by Uncle Edward this week when they explore gargantuan cysts, presidential deep knee bends, Uncle Queef, never changing course on a horse, an avocado on cocaine, somehow worse dog burials, 3 jetskis, companion dolls, and quatruplets. TW: 50-60 magicians Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Edward - Doug Sarine Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...
Mar 26, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 6Ep. 11
Aunt Cathy joins Pat and Mags this week and breakthroughs are achieved with respect to furries, Marshall's, and eventually bathing your aunt. This episode is not intended for nieces and nephews under 30. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cathy - Celeste Pechous Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://ancho...
Mar 19, 2023•47 min•Season 6Ep. 10
Pat and Mags tie one on with Uncle Turtle this week and converse all things seasonal Malaysia, baldasia, three perfect strangers, swatting a cameo, changes in platitudes, involuntary jazz, fight and flight, and trappin' tuna. TW: pontoon culture Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Turtle - Tim Lyons Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.f...
Mar 12, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 6Ep. 9
Uncle Dale finds time between gigs for a chat with Mags and Pat and we break down Willy Loman's shorts, Skid Row fan clubs, Florida rooms, and the siren song of four wheeling. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dale - Adam Peacock Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Feb 26, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 6Ep. 8
Pat and Mags put some English on it this week with Uncle Feffrey and the chat includes Aryan Grande, 3.5 Christmases, chimney beans, us people, babe in the waiting room, Plum's hamster, tubthumping, what time it is there, a far away Olive Garden, and unknowable British towns. TW: the general public Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Feffrey - Jef Taylor Outro - Colleen Doyle Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way t...
Feb 19, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 6Ep. 7
This week Pat and Mags are big fans of Uncle Van and we explore the straightest thing about us, getting auntsy, sweaty bangs, being meatballs adjacent, a child's war, when you're too tall for Costco rules to apply, and The Old Rush. TW: let's go! Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Van - Andy St. Clair Outro - Colleen Doyle Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this ...
Feb 12, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 6Ep. 6
Pat and Mags run aground this week with VacatiAunt Margie, as they cruise through conversations about prison pen palls, girls trips with Murray, llama farms, crematoriums, using points for dreams, if your sauce is too sweet, shrimp, more shrimp, not enough shrimp, and which colors don't run. TW: the fate of many a llama. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Margie Minnows - Erin Keif Outro - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Querc...
Feb 05, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 5
Pat and Mags really clamp down on the semi-hard truth this week with tittilating guest Aunt Bea, as they discuss Big Bang Theory, Carolina Creepers, a human Puppy Bowl, Lady Daddies, and Brass Buddha Frogs. TW: Penis hammocks and ball trays. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Bea - Ryan Asher Outro - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:...
Jan 29, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 4
Pat and Mags leave nothing behind with Uncle Joe Don this week when they talk sad facts, -philes, Hot Dog on a Hot Dog Stick, Meet the Fabelmans, the mall ER, incel-in, things misremembered, marrying your RA, and a letter from a Canadaunt. TW: working retail Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Joe Don - John Hartman Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app ...
Jan 22, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Pat and Mags dive deep into their phones this week and messages include ass dialing, the Beverly Hillbillies, gas induced shoplifting, the Richard Brimley cruise, and as always who's dead. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Jan 15, 2023•16 min•Season 6Ep. 2
This week Pat and Mags remember 2022 and resolve to intend to do things. Topics include: aunt colony!, Kront, listening to a mirror, cults where you have to wear different things, well she or won't she, Dr. Fuckerberg and a snail millionaire. TW: a list of people who are dead Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support thi...
Jan 08, 2023•59 min•Season 6Ep. 1
