This week we drink the Kool-Aid with Aunt Fanny and Uncle Morey and reminisce about Aspercreme, make peace with being illegally blind, and discuss the patriotism of unwanted public art. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Fanny - Rebecca Sohn Uncle Morey - Rich Sohn Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymake...
Jan 01, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Season 5Ep. 24
This week, Pat and Mags talk about wall scones, big door knockers, and the right kind of couples' massages with Uncle Marv, who really works hard for his money. TW: Ronnie and Bonnie Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Marv -Tim Baltz Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Dec 18, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 23
This week, Pat and Mags have an affirmation celebration with Aunt Rita as they discuss "why?", A Thousand Tuesdays With Morrie, Betty Crooker, Adverbs, both types of Clam Chowder, and what are the things. TW: Layaway Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Rita - Karen Graci Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-ba...
Dec 11, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 5Ep. 22
Pat and Mags have a hard time hearing what they're hearing this week with Uncle Benny as they ponder our grandmother, Mr. Derek, trash cans of possibilities, iguanas in heat, when you're the Jackée, dragging a kite along the ground, Credit Mama, flammable looking women, and lip licks. TW: being a warning Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Benny - Brandon Sornberger Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The ea...
Dec 04, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 21
The third time's the charm this week with Aunt Cee Cee and Uncle Thad. We examine honey dong lists, real estate novelists, and what's greek to whom. TW: May-August romances where the man is once again the August and poems. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cee Cee - Carla Cackowski Uncle Thad - Craig Cackowski Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Suppo...
Nov 28, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 5Ep. 20
Pat and Mags are running down a dream with Uncle Ricky this week, as they discuss the Helen Keller's political leanings, which Sully really is the miracle worker, building guitars from scratch, pencil-thin pubescent mustaches, walking and/or running on clouds, and really good business cards. TW: Marathon running for your one true love. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Ricky - Joe Kovach Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Do...
Nov 20, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 19
Pat and Mags get down to the hard truth with Aunt Molly, as they discuss the opposite of phallic, the pure and missed potential of both polling places and voting itself, the pitfalls of being honest while dating, and whether electric guitars lose value immediately. TW: edible underwears Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Molly - Mo Welch Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way t...
Nov 13, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 5Ep. 18
Pat and Mags elect to duet this week and talk UTIs, preaching to hopefully the choir, eating your way out, the New York Yankers, snakes and barf, chastity belts for the middle aged, learning what zippers are, romancing the holes, Oprah's bad picker, and walbrosia salad. TW: by complete accident referring to this country as "once great" Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyl...
Nov 06, 2022•58 min•Season 5Ep. 17
Pat and Mags shoot the breeze with Aunt Chrystle this week and we cover when you're named for a paddle, Jerry, cramming ballots, Elvis at Jurassic Park, Santa Christ, ballssome, SacScent, in Russia food cooks you, when you don't serve ribs, and promo code: FALL23. TW: being talked into The Mentalist Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Chrystle - Marina Mastros Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anch...
Oct 30, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 16
Pat and Mags get intimate with Aunt Ovila this week and get to talking mostly minora, the town blimp, burning scooters, looking 7 months younger, holding your cans, more boundaries than holes, the perfect turtleneck for sex, and a rotisserie funeral. TW: glass bottom coffins Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Ovila - Sherra Lasley Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a...
Oct 23, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 15
This week Pat and Mags go raw and gently address submerged corpses, the Peach Snake State, expanding pancakes, and passive aggressive advertising. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - freeballin' Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support Sponsorships: on for this episode...
Oct 16, 2022•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 14
It feels like Spring Break this week when Aunt Joe visits the podcast. The three of us get into exorcising angry tweens, thinking inside the box, baby birding your medications, and how to wipe. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Joe Da Hoe - Cecily Strong Theme song - The Qs Outro - Dana Quercioli (Deb Duncan, usually) Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podca...
Oct 09, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Pat and Mags (role) play with Uncle Mikey and we talk faceshaming, smurfs and then avatars, knowing the toilet will go off, Newhart, keeping people out of the jacuzzi, when you're air, and butt energy. TW: small businesses without natural light Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Mikey - Kevin Sciretta Outro - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this...
Oct 02, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 12
Pat and Mags really get up-front and personal with Uncle Bill and talk turns to cross-eyed hair, upside down weed-whackers, knowing when the talking is over, a bunch of turtles, kissing snakes, and the toes you have left. TW: Buckets Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Bill - Quintin Hicks Outro - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: htt...
Sep 25, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 11
Aunt Greenie (Kily Fitzgerald of Improv Asylum and The Second City) is our guest this week and we tackle Camelot lost, babies aunting babies, and who *exactly* is Danny Devito? TW: the contents of nuggets. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Greenie - Kiley Fitzgerald Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli This episode is sponsored by Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app ...
Sep 18, 2022•43 min•Season 5Ep. 11
Pat and Mags have hooked a live one this week when they're joined by Patron Saint and Poet Laureate of this very podcast, Carol Doyle. TW: Aunt attitudes Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Carol Doyle - Carol Doyle Outro - Tina Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support Sponsorships: on for this episode...
Sep 11, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Pat and Mags march the ball down the field with Uncle Bucko, as they discuss extremely high deductibles, Multilevel Marketing, being homeschooled, kids in cars, shots for dogs, Easter traditions, NANTUCKET across the back, and how the skies change. TW: Public Transportation. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Bucko - Andrew Knox Outro - Nicky Toth Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://an...
Sep 04, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Pat and Mags have fellowship with Aunt May this week and our talk spans Dwight Yoakurt, when God is the ham, Beyond Jesus, weekly calls to the FBI, institutional incense, oontsy foontsy, a sixth sense for toes, turnstiles, and Sinbad at orientation. TW: porta-pottie promises Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt May - Eva Lewis Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.f...
Aug 28, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 8
This week, Pat and Mags bend over and take a good hard look with Uncle Wally, and our chat includes going through the looking glass, tuk tuks, Sex Packets, whether or not the Hamburglar was the hot one, yams of sorts, and literally everything else. TW: Liquid Death. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Wally - Zach Thompson Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm...
Aug 21, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Pat and Mags are joined this week by Aunt Marge and our chat includes a chair you can't imagine, Bumper Stumpers, Imposter Syndrome, a Napoleon Dynamite Complex and the N-O word. TW: Mom Blogs? Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Marge - Deena Nyer Mendlowitz Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/suppor...
Aug 14, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Pat, Mags and Eileen go through some scenarios this week that include everything Cricket, being in the mids, haulin' oats, thoughtstarters, the law offices of Peepee Poopoo Caca, Don Choco's Living Wake, wine humor, and greetings from this broken link. TW: Bono/Bono Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Eileen - Sue Salvi Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle and Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. htt...
Aug 07, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Pat and Mags smell what Kitty Kat and Birdie are selling this week and our chat includes the bee B story, Footsie, new coffin smell, #alsome, rock soap, Richard Gere impersonators, 2 Rues, medical estate sales and inching towards the pole. TW: something about nomads? Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Birdie - Sophie Delaney Aunt Kitty Kat - Jess Uhler Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make...
Jul 31, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Mags and Pat share visions with Cousin this week and we philosophize about where the cans go, stay-at-home criminals, Shriners, and dating your pets in the afterlife. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Cousin - E.R. Fightmaster Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support Sponsorships: ...
Jul 24, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Pat and Mags leave no chops unbusted this week with Uncle Richie as we tackle a bird named Snoopy, Butthole Beach, getting fully cocked, hollowed out Celicas, the Richieolympics, 22 & 1/2 1 liters, making your doctor look bad, and the mouth Hulk. TW: ass threats Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Richie - Will Hines Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this pod...
Jul 17, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Pat and Mags are all on their lonesome this week and ground covered includes: a crying stall, Shark Cuban, Bryan Goosling, there better be Skipper, calling Safe Auto, when your bathroom tells a story, a stranger leaves town, and there's no wrong way to be a perse's. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/th...
Jul 10, 2022•43 min•Season 5Ep. 2
The committee of Pat, Mags and Uncle Melvin convened this week and on the agenda: two empty fanny packs, obits/hot or not, unopened blu-ray players, two sidekicks, loopholes, a whole rockin' bod up on the world, and remember Nell(y). TW: people with luck Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Melvin - Macklen Makhloghi Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:...
Jul 03, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Just a quick little message from Colleen and Dana
Jun 26, 2022•2 min•Season 4Ep. 25
We go from zero to sixty this week with Uncle Dan and our conversation includes ramming grandmas, the laziest river, resettled shoe salesmen, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Venmo-ing Max Headroom, appraising your bird, and apologizing to Tina Turner. TW: European show sizes Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dan - Matt Young Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https...
Jun 19, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Season 4Ep. 24
Pat and Mags don't butt heads with Uncle Beanie this week over Top Gun: Colon Maverick, the Mr. Bean scam, A Thousand Wolves Inside One Man, short girl summer, nocturnal headgear, hiding the caribou, Two Johnny Paychecks, double pee, trippin' on hiawatha, being a survuncle, how to do it with a stick and owls that can't leave the state. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Beanie - Mike Geraghty Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor:...
Jun 12, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 23
Pat and Mags are in the presence of greatness this week with real-life niece extraordinaire, Josie. They learn all kinds of things and enjoy the presence of youth. Topics include: Snapping with boys, trying hard, more purses, the injustice of Justice, drinking and drying, and Cancun. TW: Broadway at the Beach Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Josie - Josie LoCoco Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast...
Jun 05, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 22
