Pat and Mags conspire with Aunt Viv this week to get to the bottom of gingham style, rewatching OJ, assking/ass king, general studies, dachsunding someone, the vulva of the venom diagram, weather diaries, putting your purse together, being, willfully mute, and a Valifesto. TW: doing your own research Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Viv - Nancy Friedrich Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ht...
May 29, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 21
Pat and Mags go in circles this week with Uncle Aunt Denandra when we talk paying for the sizzle, when your shirt says "this is medical", travel plaza poets, reclaimed linoleum, pina la quintas, romancing the bean, a one bush sleeper cell, Auto Dater, raccoons in a haypatch, gettin' there better, and medium credit scores. TW: home remedies that don't Donate to Ever's top surgery fundraiser here: https://gofund.me/0aa2eb96 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Aunt Denandra ...
May 22, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 20
Pat and Mags chatter away as a duet this week and inevitably talk turns to the decaying process, a shark's banana, Dorothy Hamill, a blowpoke and eyebrows, life's great america, gofundshe, weaponizing teens, stern pudding, Vegas ringworm, Subaru murders, an anus person and Lumford Bromley. TW: just two women talking candidly What can you do to save our right to abortion? Visit votesaveamerica.com/roe and donate to local abortion providers at abortionfunds.org . Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Ma...
May 16, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 19
Pat and Mags corral this week's chat with Aunt Mickey and the result is long teeth, bone phones, when you have a craps face, the peak, it's down and/or uphill, crosswords of regrets, having a gooditude, eyeaerobics, and nothing deeper than the peeper. TW: Orlando Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Mickey - Andel Sudik Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...
May 08, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 18
Pat and Mags shoot the drupes with Uncle Jack this week and we cover all the low-hanging fruit including: a meet Cutie, mostly decapitated, an open blouse casket, when your wig falls off, plantainsplaining, going viral against your will, when the swamp will take your body, and melon checkers. TW: flash mobs Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Jack - Zach Huddleston Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easi...
May 02, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 4Ep. 16
Aunt Ruby blesses Pat and Mags with her presence this week and we talk one-way cruising, budding, tiny mouths, the dressing-down of bullies, Overstock Syndrome, being made of one tube, soups, and absolutely shredding. TW: Bosoms Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Ruby - Shelly Gossman Outro - Debra Duncan Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support thi...
May 02, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 4Ep. 12
This week, the most empathetic Uncle Bill joins Pat and Mags as they talk about emotional borders, Howard the Duck, belabored un-penetration, Madge and also soaking in it, a seeds capsule, getting to the point, handing it to someone, putting your finger on it, kids with shop vacs, counting to two, and much more. TW: Corkscrew penises Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Bill - Bill Cochran Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Special Guest Josie LoCoco Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mau...
May 01, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 17
Pat and Mags go ape this week with their dear friend Auntie Bets, as they talk about amateur anthropology, saying gay as much as they want, finding power in perimenopause, ovaries being ejected, the miracle of ten key data entry, the dumbest thing in gym class, and what exactly is a penis' favorite moment. TW: Shoney's Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Bets - Ali Davis Outro - Dana Quercioli Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - ...
Apr 17, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Season 4Ep. 15
Pat and Mags have a big conversation and lots to talk about with Uncle Dennis this week and we touch on being happy for Christ, world building, Sodom and Gargamel, ranking the flat earth books, when the power of the dragon flows through your veins, Dr. Jones, the tickle wagon and mental goiters. TW: Capodimonte Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dennis - George C. Owens Outro - Debra Duncan Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Col...
Apr 10, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 14
The train is pulling into the station as Sweet Vuncle Rusty uh... charms Pat and Mags with a delightful and educational conversation about driving the Appalachian, the Phantom of the Pumpkin Days, witch woods, haunted doll country, snape hunts, and problematic county names. TW: Tantric Taz Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Rusty - Ross Bryant Outro - Debra Duncan Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Mostly Colleen, but some Dana....
Apr 03, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 4Ep. 13
Aunt Chia wows Pat and Mags as they discuss the importance of international healthcare, the unknowable true age of cats, leggings under jeans, the expensive kind of label-maker, losing value by takin' 'er off the lot, thick seams, and HeyYous. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Chia - Ana Silva Outro - Debra Duncan Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app S...
Mar 27, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 13
Aunt Santina blesses Pat and Mags with her presence this week and we talk strange babies, getting funged, a lot of rattan, Frauda and Fauxch, gastroenterologist Joe, secrets whispered into butts, double penne alla vodka, cleaning the organ and deadbeat mountaineers. TW: Phantom Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Santina - Rachael Mason Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app S...
Mar 14, 2022•57 min•Season 4Ep. 11
Pat is missing Mags this week, but fortunately she gets to gab with Taz and Paddy about Business Inside Her, Estonian brow ridges, recent cave dwellers, an athletic wedge, the classic Hollywood hurry up and walk, feeling chaka khan, surprise testicle and Dame Helen Mirren's raccoon hand. TW: fart burps Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Taz - Taryn Leggett Uncle Paddy - Julian Goza Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest...
Mar 06, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 10
Pat and Mags are joined this week by Uncle Dill and Uncle Do to talk more than a little about seasonal dating, the oldest living audience, Jackée, paying it sideways, bedazzling your hole, and when the rent is too damn low. TW: leveling the playing field Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncles Dill and Do - Colin Rourke and Garrett Williams Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...
Feb 27, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Season 4Ep. 9
This week, Pat and Mags get down to brass tax with Aunt Rivkah, (Rebecca Krasny) as they discuss indoor squirrels, bidet infidelity, covering someone's ass, being treated like an incompetent babychildman, putting the boy in the plastic bubble and the balls in the iron mask, Jefferson Spacecraft, and what's the right amount of lewd. TW: Exotic Fish, and long balls. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Rivkah - Rebecca Krasny Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle O...
Feb 20, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 8
This week, Pat and Mags tackle football, 30% Nostalgia, Dick Slimmons, three syllable frogs, losing the thread, Liz Claiborne, Kryptonite Currency, Matt Demon, and circle getting the square. TW: The way things used to go down during Mad Mens. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Feb 13, 2022•57 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Pat and Mags catch up with Aunt Cricket this week and we get into those who'd never s'more'd before, keeping aunts off horses, fan-of-the-month clubs, the helicopter from Twins, smelling a truck driver's daughter, dating the haunted, ALF Hitler, and my sister's lizard. TW: the out-of-doors Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cricket - Alex Bellisle Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anc...
Feb 06, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 6
Pat and Mags welcome Aunt Joy to the podcast this week and our chat involves chee chee beans, fry-yi-yi-yi, getting juiced, Aunt Mommy, not the John Grisham you're thinking of, grapevine-ing on your own, Chris Christie novels, where snakes aren't, furniture for single women, jostling the bean, and the fat part of the stick. TW: relying on the faceblindness of children Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Joy - Blythe Haaga Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Ed...
Jan 30, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Pat and Mags chit chat with Aunt Joan this week and topics include: carb adjacent, Christmas villages, the credit score of folklore, type 5 diabetes, a Libra's misfortune, cruise rules, a little Otto man, 21 Hump Street, 411-DOCTORS, and The General. TW: PThroatSD Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Joan - Sarah Dell'Amico Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this po...
Jan 23, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Trip this week and we break down beefing powder, vitamin bins, circle JAGs, mouse kisses, St. Johns Bay, squattomans, jizztellers, getting pooned, rubbage, and dying in 3/4 time. TW: bad news from an Elvis Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Trip - Richie Moriarty Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/t...
Jan 16, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Aunt Vern visits with Pat and Mags this week and our talk includes abductees sweatshirts, human beans, excluded by Mennonites, landing the plane, extremely candid baby photos, birds wearing ponchos, going to the ground, and 38 flavors. TW: waiting tables Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Vern - Lauren Dowden Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https:...
Jan 10, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Pat and Mags ring in 2022 with a year in review and resolutions that touch on the Willenium, the genes on your noodle, getting XMen'd, going clear, cash or credit, nipples to toes, DMX/BMX, dick slaps, Beastmaster, cruising with dialects, and leaving a sandwich by the door. TW: 2021 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: ht...
Jan 02, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 1
This week, Pat and Mags talk about wall scones, big door knockers, and the right kind of couples' massages with Uncle Marv, who really works hard for his money. TW: Ronnie and Bonnie Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Marv -Tim Baltz Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Dec 19, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 27
Pat and Mags have a collegial conversation this week with Uncle Herc and we chat donkey cheese, Dracula's hometown, Bud Light Empathy, the world of macadamia, migraines from listening, Spartacus the lizard, women's prison slant rhymes, sniff films, water polo horses, uncling heights, and The Put Down Artist. TW: dice in a bag Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Herc - Darius De La Cruz Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The eas...
Dec 12, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 26
This week Pat and Mags help you navigate the best gifts for your aunt and we meander into naval epithets, compliments hurled from cars, where do hamsters come from?, nude pens, sleds for a*holes, the girl JAG, your aunt's glue gun, aspirational wreaths, and responsible tits. TW: people noticing you at the gym Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/ap...
Dec 05, 2021•51 min•Season 3Ep. 25
Pat and Mags head in mostly the same direction with Uncle Kiko this week and the discussion includes pilgrims, CK One, Amber alerts, Stockard Channing syndrome, WDDW, GILFB's, jazzed up obituaries, basting corpses, beaver fever, farm Jesus, and doppelgongers. TW: Kid Rock Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Kiko - Nico Carter Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support thi...
Nov 28, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 24
Pat and Mags go in circles this week with Uncle Aunt Denandra when we talk paying for the sizzle, when your shirt says "this is medical", travel plaza poets, reclaimed linoleum, pina la quintas, romancing the bean, a one bush sleeper cell, Auto Dater, raccoons in a haypatch, gettin' there better, and medium credit scores. TW: home remedies that don't Donate to Ever's top surgery fundraiser here: https://gofund.me/0aa2eb96 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Aunt Denandra ...
Nov 21, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 23
Auntie Viola joins Pat and Mags this week and we Chiefly talk Kohl's Kash, diabetic frenzies, real dickheads, diving into woodchippers, feeling clitorish, waking up in a tracksuit, wild sniffers, and Jennifur the Christmas tree. TW: the state of retail in America Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Viola - Susan Messing Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this pod...
Nov 14, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 22
Pat and Mags talk ifs, ands, and mostly butts this week with Uncle Davey and we cover when you're on top of the (garbage) heap, Splash Mountain and Ponderosa, interrupting interventions, getting Squiggy with it, Canada take me away, the last night at Chi-Chi's, and cautionary uncles. TW: more Florida Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Davey - David Calderon Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ...
Nov 07, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 21
We deliberate with Aunt Tee Tee this week and talk turns to spores begetting birthers, asymmetrical faces, emotional support jurors, beating off at the Rainforest Cafe, when your jumani tingles, the films of Linus Nielsen, and when you haunt the ghosts. TW: the Jeffrey murders Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tee Tee - Traycie McBee Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Su...
Oct 31, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 20
