Pat and Mags don't draw a blank this week with Uncle Mike and their chat includes men named Chucky, the waterglades, blow bleep jobs, a Black Friday death rattle, toilet snakes, downstairs noogies, paying with your face, Oprah's personal Jesus, and involuntary manslaughter. TW: Florida Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Mike - Mike Aviles Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/a...
Oct 24, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 19
It's a classic three way when Aunt Jocee visits Pat and Mags this week and talk turns to bailiff-centered programming, vaginal mesh, doggy bags, Stouffers refugees, Chef Boyardee's coke-stache, catfishing for good, freezer cakes for strangers, the karaoke version of the Cupid Shuffle, and a couple pumps. TW: sodium Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Jocee - Jo Scott Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a p...
Oct 17, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 18
We get silly this week with Aunt Sib as we talk fish with ears but no bones, what happened to Dolly, Cabot Cove in Kissimmee, toe rings in the backyard, not now Mamma Mia, sleeping with mirrors, and monkeys changing wifi passwords. TW: BIRDS ARE REAL Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Sib - Phylicia McLeod Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://a...
Oct 10, 2021•53 min•Season 3Ep. 17
It's just Pat and Mags this week as we guide our listeners through Nostradamus not predicting remotes, godparents who aren't, horse lips, the dearly deported, hetero-bore-ative, and magic eye swimwear. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Oct 03, 2021•55 min•Season 3Ep. 16
Aunt RoRo schemes with us this week to tackle keeping Kelly Clarkson's mouth out of your mouth, watching out for pyramids, international insults, changes in aptitudes, and reformed carnies. TW: more Mentalist Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt RoRo - Robyn Lynne Norris Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Sep 26, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 15
On this week's journey Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Chewy and we talk police school, a well-oiled captain, the gaypvine, never forgetting Chuck and Larry, Mailboxes, Etc., awapuhi, and Joe Pesci's mumble double. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Chewy - Martin Garcia Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Sep 19, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Pat and Mags horse around with Cuncle RB this week and talk turns to Rubber Folk, the landline drinking game, the dearly belated, when you're your own horse, a stepladder to heaven, teeth and corn and procedurals for kids. TW: shellfish at the ballpark Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Cuncle RB - RB Butcher Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anc...
Aug 29, 2021•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 13
Pat and Mags are joined by Aunt Mel this week and we talk two well-cut giblets, the fastest puss in the west, a surprising amount of Phil Collins, OSHA, visions of the Snapple lady, NERF's, Popeye's tattoo, The Chunk and The Gash, lezbrizzoners, sussudio, when art looks back at you, and the airport post office. TW: not enough beeps in the world Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Mel - Tina Arfaee Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anch...
Aug 22, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Pat and Mags don't need to watch their step with Aunt Googs this week to talk Fig Newton, a public Italian, hump eve, going straight to skinnylicious, a gap year selling khakis, post office famous, and mannequin caves. TW: child ballroom dancers Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Googs - Megan Gailey Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor....
Aug 15, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Pat and Mags go towards the light with Aunt Tam and we talk drinking your gal, who decides what's poison, a woman named Tambourine, Mike Dropp, crashing christenings, when children are older ghosts, and water landing mustaches TW: graphs Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tam - Katie Nahnsen Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-ba...
Aug 08, 2021•58 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Pat and Mags get down to business with Aunt Pip this week and we talk a butt for every chair, what does punta cana mean, recently deceased prawns, the green eyed monsters, class toe rings, cake and diaper and woman, Thelma and Louises, and getting the upper leg. TW: reference to a white Dodge Neon Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Pip - Lauren Ash Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://an...
Aug 01, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 9
It's all part of God's plan this week when Aunt Wanda visits Pat and Mags and we tackle Alan Funt, the old badge, Lauderdale, Rumspringa break, giving them some sand to talk about, catching eels, Dick Magnets, and gut panties. TW: Rhoda, briefly Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Wanda - Katie Caussin Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor...
Jul 25, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Pat and Mags have a roller coaster of a chat this week with Aunt Penny and we cover calgon removing us from this mortal plane, the old tame west, a baker's dozen of Lassies, Hidden Valley Ranch, infinite Johnnie Cochrans, America's Roller Coast, double catfished, and smiling vs. snarling. TW: unrealistically erotic coffee commercials Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Penny - Nancy Hayden Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The ...
Jul 18, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Pat and Mags rock and roll with Aunt Cay this week and we discuss gutter chasers, dry aerobics, Forever 33, waggin', being single dingle, things not included in the infrastructure bill, Dick Simmons, and sex talk rebuttals. TW: a bunch of stuff Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cay - Kate James Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/th...
Jul 11, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Pat and Mags hit it off and run with Aunt Butter this week and talk turns to dry teeth, new blowies, not waving at children, those big air balloons, the stripper pool, Cher/share, rhymes in heaven, and the giving mouth. TW: obliterating denim shorts Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Butter - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anch...
Jul 04, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Pat and Mags are joined this week by Uncle Dill and Uncle Do to talk more than a little about seasonal dating, the oldest living audience, Jackée, paying it sideways, bedazzling your hole, and when the rent is too damn low. TW: evening (leveling) the playing field Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncles Dill and Do - Colin Rourke and Garrett Williams Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anc...
Jun 27, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Season 3Ep. 4
Aunt Tammi swings for the fences with Pat and Mags this week and we tackle young people singing (not illegal), when houseguests need to get out, washing one hand with the other one, drunk trampin', murdered shoes, megatooth, and a big Nermal. TW: further undermining your confidence in the American auto industry Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tammi - Allison Reese Shapiro Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to...
Jun 20, 2021•54 min•Season 3Ep. 3
This week Pat and Mags are in the same room to make desperate pleas, somewhat forgive people who did us wrong, and plug the HBOMax masterpiece, Hacks. Spoiler Alert: none of the plot points of Hacks
Jun 14, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 2
We go from zero to sixty this week with Uncle Dan and our conversation includes ramming grandmas, the laziest river, resettled shoe salesmen, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Venmo-ing Max Headroom, appraising your bird, and apologizing to Tina Turner. TW: European show sizes Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dan - Matt Young Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https...
Jun 06, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 1
The wet 'n' wild Aunt Bev joins Pat and Mags this week and our ramblings include: things that are Swedish, wet for the right reasons, thumbs and butts, scooching your cootch, Peter Francis Geraci, Magical Mike, and Everybody loves Dr. Raymond Raymond. TW: slowly removing your foot from your father's hands Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Bev - Molly Hawkey Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle/Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to m...
May 24, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 21
The absolutely too honest Sprint brings big niece energy to the podcast this week and we discuss when you get fruit, your friend's metal shoes, The Piercing Vagodas, bringing back Microsoft Outlook, & dipping and/or bouncing. TW: Claire's Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Sprint - Lureena Cornwell Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/...
May 23, 2021•57 min•Season 2Ep. 20
Talk goes from the boardroom to the bedroom this week when Aunt Timtam joins Pat and Mags on the podcast. We cover Jean Naté, Ship to Shore to shirt, a VFW devoid of men, fish imitating crabs, and when Chad's gone. TW: Clarence Carter's "Patches" Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Timtam - Zabeth Russell Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anc...
May 09, 2021•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 19
Our bosom buddy Aunt Irma visits with Pat and Mags this week and we ponder is Alf among us, a Coach without Dauber, Mr. Softee, when a horse is wearing a caftan, and fickle tubes. TW: accidentally starting a relationship with your sister Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Irma - Mary Catherine Curran Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor....
May 02, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Pat and Mags mispronounce all things film this week on our first Oscars special! Our chat includes being Travolta-fied, mashed potatoes wearing clothes, when your street gang is menstruating, Texas Rangers overstepping, and Pieces of This Woman. TW: two people who don't know anything Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: ht...
Apr 25, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 17
Uncle Mike exposes himself to Pat and Mags this week and we talk menopause at Bernie's, what does Mike need, sending nudes to Carol, being deserving of toppings, and bucks from Buck. TW: the beginnings of a story problem Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Mike - Chris Alvarado Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/suppo...
Apr 18, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 16
Aunt Brenda shows Pat and Mags the (flash)light this week and we touch on diaryying, swimmers fear anvil, what's stuck to who's hole, Wacker and Lower Wacker, and a non-existent Deaffrey. TW: theme songs in their entirety Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Brenda - Bente Engelstoft Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/s...
Apr 11, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Aunt Lucy blesses Mags and Pat with her presence this week and we dip into Hellman's, Pill Tuesday, tight hats, getting hosed up, and when all of a sudden it's the music of the hill people. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Lucy - Lindsey Mallard Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Apr 04, 2021•59 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Pat and Mags are joined this week by Aunt Star who shines a light on the issues of the day including Tic Tac, Burn Man, clown camp, fourgies, when the more you know the more you know that you don't know nothin', and being wild and unchilded. TW: Freddy Booger Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Starshine - Saliha Muttalib Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this pod...
Mar 28, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Aunt Shirley Uncle joins Pat and Mags this week and we consider when your face is wider than your shoulders, King Kong's dingdong, when all these bitches your sons, save-the-dates for funerals, reverse cowgirl or whatever, and the heebie jeebies/holly jollies. TW: reclining into the void Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Shirley Uncle - Lisa Beasley Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://...
Mar 21, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Pat and Mags welcome Uncle Pete to the podcast this week and we talk love through the funk, Jonestowning senior dogs, erotic manuals, and staycation cruising. TW: alternative uses for dowels Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Pete - Seth K. Thomas Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support...
Mar 14, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 11
