The Holdovers

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The Holdovers - What do you do when you’re tasked with watching the students stuck in an all boys school over Christmas? Well, besides staying drunk you also: enforce a daily regime, watch The Newlywed Game, break up fights, not investigate the smell of marijuana, spray yourself with Glade, give everyone Meditations as a present, visit the emergency room, lie to the medical staff, lie to a former peer about what you’re doing now-a-days, take a field trip to Boston, light cherries jubilee on the hood of your car, point out erotic pottery, and finally get in trouble with the principal. 

Exit Ticket: As we head into the Christmas break, what is some advice to pass on to teachers in need of that all too short two week respite? The hosts have some.