Thicc as Thieves

Hello and welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast. We are the Thicc Alabama Females. My name is Emily and I'm here with Sarah. Hey y'all. And we also brought another Thicc Alabama female with us today. Her name is Jessica. Say hi. Hey guys. My name is actually J-Nail. Cordell. J-Nail Cordell. She is, should we go way back? So listen, you want to tell the story? It starts with me, honestly. I want to say we were seniors in high school, I think, and I came down

here for Christmas to visit my dad one time. And this was like in the very beginning of Facebook, and so I had reconnected with this girl that I was in kindergarten with. And so we met up and through like a handful of times when I was here over Christmas break and I was introduced to Jessica and the rest is history. Yes, like 20 years later. Here we are. Almost 20. Yeah. Yeah, so then Jessica and I met each other our freshman year of college when we were, I think we met

through rush because we couldn't go out before that. Like we were going through recruitment is what you call it now, I guess like rush or recruitment for our sorority. And we pledged the same sorority and we had way too much fun in college. Yes, we had way too much fun. We, she used to stay at my place. Like she had like a key to our apartment and like would sleep on the couch or in some people's beds sometimes. But yeah, so Jessica and I, we met and then Sarah would come

to parties and stuff with Jessica all the time. She was like my plus one all the time. Yeah. And I would see her and we met a million times but like until like a couple years ago or whatever, Sarah was like, I've never met you before. I don't know what you're talking about. We've never met. And I was like, we've met like a million times. You just don't remember me because you just, I'm apparently I'm forgettable. That is not true. Come on. If, if I had met her and really hung out

with her, we'd have been friends for that long. Oh yeah. Well, we didn't really hang out much because I had a boyfriend. Y'all would go at that point. Y'all were hanging out with a different fraternity. You also had to hang out with his brother. Oh yeah. Well, I wasn't allowed to hang out with other fraternities and y'all would, I would be stuck at the, at the fraternity house with my boyfriend and where all y'all were going to all the other fraternities. Yeah, but also Sarah

didn't move down here until. Yeah. I was halfway through my sophomore year of college when I moved down here. Yeah. Yeah. So I think had you been down here freshman year, you really would have hung out with us. Yeah, for sure. I mean, well, cause the very first six months I was down here. I mean, I was trans I transferred to new school, but I had to live. I was going to Jeff state. So I was living at home with my parents and I did not hang out very much that first six months. I was

just kind of like getting acclimated and going to school. Cause I did a terrible job at Cortland and my grades were horrendous. And so I had to get my life together a little bit. Get it together girl. Yep. Yeah. Well, sometimes, you know, that happens a lot. That happens a lot to a lot of people and you know what, here you are now and you are not a failure just because you didn't do so great. I graduated with a three, six, nine GPA. So like I made moves to. Yeah,

I didn't bring it on up there. Honestly, my thing, my GPA was really bad. I don't know what it was. Oh, it might've been like, it wasn't bad. It was just like not great. I'm a star student. Well, we know that so shut up. We don't rub it in our face. Okay. Thanks a lot. Just go look. I was, I was constantly having to be do study hours for the sorority because I never, uh, I was never making grades. Yeah. That was VP of scholarship and I had to send you

send in your study hours to go log study hours. And really all we did when we did study hours, it was like gossip in the, in the library with everybody that was doing study. That's wild. When I was at Cortland, you couldn't even go through recruitment. You're like at the very beginning of first, you had to wait one semester, have the grades and then you could participate.

Oh, wow. Yeah. That, I mean, you know what, like that sounds terrible. Yes, it does. I would not have had any friends saying you have a lot of people that aren't even can't even go through it after their first semester. Cause like they're getting used to going to school and all that kind of stuff. And then, so you may have sophomores that are brand new in a sorority. Yeah. Well, that's interesting. I mean, so a lot of people don't like sororities. I kind of want to talk

about that for a second. Cause you know, people are Sarah, I wasn't talking about you, but I saw you rolled your eyes in. So we're going to say Sarah doesn't like them either. A lot of people, that I don't like them. I have no issue with it whatsoever. I was rolling my eyes because you've got mad at me for calling you a sorority to do one time. We're not going to get back on that, but, but I was just saying that people, some people don't like the whole idea of it. They feel like

you're buying your friends. Well, yeah. But like my thing is, and I was not going to do to be in a sorority when I came to my school, I was like, I am not, I'm, I'm coming here because I don't want to have to go through the whole rush at like the big universities or whatever. I would never do that in a big school. And, but if I didn't do it here, like I wouldn't have, it would have been really hard to make friends because there's not really, I mean, there, you were kind of like forced

to be friends with people and it's like a force. I mean, it's not forced, but like it's, you know what I mean? Like we had to, we had to go to parties and we had to do these things and it was good for us. Like it was really good for us to get out. Yeah. And it helps you get out there and like, it helps you find people to go to class with or like that are in your classes to help you study

and things like that. Honestly, the studying was really nice. Like if, you know, the older girls too, because when you had the older people, you can find, you know, if you're a freshman, you can find people that live in your dorm or whatever that are also freshmen. But then a lot of times you don't meet like the older people and the sorority helps you meet those older people that have already gone through those classes and they've, Oh, I've taken these, you know, had this teacher or whatever.

I can give you tips and that, I mean, I really liked that. I just had such a very different experience when I first went to school because my school was not super huge. I mean, it was big, but it wasn't that big. But a lot of kids that went to like neighboring schools, high schools of mine were there, including two of my very best friends from high school that were a year older than me that were already there. And so, I mean, I got to do kind of what I got to do with Jessica when I was

there, one of my best friends, Kate, she was already in a sorority there. And so I got to go, be included at all the parties. I didn't have to wait in line. Like I got to kind of skirt the process and be a part of a lot of things. Cheater, cheater, pumpkin, you don't have to pay for it. I didn't, but I mean, I didn't get to go to like anything special or, you know, anything like that. But like I had something to do a lot because of her. Yeah. Well, obviously it paid off because

me and Emily are still very close. Yes. So, and we're so very close with all. Yeah. We pledged in 2006. So it's a, it's almost 20 years. Oh my gosh. We're so old. Oh Lord have mercy. Anyways. So, um, yeah. So, okay. So Jessica, she brought the FMK for today. I did. You're going to start us. Are you going to start us? Okay. So my FMK is basic white bitch FMK today. Okay. You're already, we're talking about sororities. You're going to be basic, basic white girl.

Okay. FMK today is seltzer brands. Oh, yeah. Okay. High noon, white claws or trulies. I already know what Sarah's going to do. I think. Okay. So I can, I go first. Yeah. Okay. So high noon is like Mary because it is vodka and it's not like it's, but it does suck that you have to go to the liquor store to buy them. They do have them at Costco though. So that's kind of nice. Um, but okay. So, and then

you said truly and white call and white call. Oh, kill white call. Cause I don't like those. I don't think, I mean, I don't know. And I like, I like high noon's, but I don't really like white call or I'm not a huge seltzer person, but I do like the high noon's. Um, and I like, I don't like the manga. Is there a manga one? I can't, what kind do you have right now? Well, I'm drinking black cherry. Oh, black cherries. That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, watermelon's my favorite.

So I would really like those ranch waters that they have, but I can't drink that. It's got agave. I don't like the ranch waters very much. So you, you don't know. I don't know. People love it. I can't drink it. And I'm like, when you go to Texas and have a real ranch water, you won't like the ones out of the can. Oh, really? Okay. Well, I won't ever have any of those. So, all right. I think, I think I know what you're going to do too. Can I guess what? And can you tell me if this is,

okay, I'm going to guess. Can I guess they're guessing for me? I think you're going to say, you're going to fuck high noon. You're going to marry white claw and you're going to kill wrong. Wrong. Okay. This is my guess. She's going to fuck high noon's. She's going to marry truly cause she loves truly and she's going to kill white claw. Truly sponsor us, please. Speaking of sponsors, we did get a new sponsor and we will, we'll have a, we're going to have a

little commercial here in a little bit. I'm excited. Oh wow. I don't know about this guys. Yeah, you do. Oh, okay. I guess I do. Yeah, you do. Okay. Yeah. So, uh, all right. You want to do one more? Okay. Well, I didn't do mine. Oh yeah. You didn't use yours. Yeah. Go, go, go. So it's probably pretty easy, but I'm going to marry high noon. Yeah. I'm going to fuck truly is cause I think truly is have better flavors and then white claws are disgusting. Gross.

That's what I said too. Isn't it? Yeah, it is. Okay. I cannot stand a white claw. So we're all the same. Yeah. The only thing good about white claw is like their slogan. They're not going to taste stale or something to me. Ain't no laws when you're drinking. Yes, there are. That's a really terrible slogan for an alcoholic beverage. Don't they have to say like drive responsibly in the small print that nobody knows when you're drinking, drinking, covering their tracks. Yeah.

There are laws and don't break them because we might go to jail. Yeah. Okay. Cool. All right. What's your next one? Okay. I have another one and this one is kind of funny. Um, it is your favorite dipping sauce for like chicken fingers or French fries. Okay. Okay. So here's your options, ranch, honey mustard, or like Zach Spees, raising cane sauce. You go first, Sarah. Okay. I'm going to marry ranch because I love a good homemade ranch and I like to dip my French fries in it too.

So it has to be homemade for me. Yeah. Same for you. Well, I don't like it from the bottle. No, I don't either. Hidden Valley, you suck. Seriously, unless it's from the packet and you make it with buttermilk. Like, yeah, yeah. I'll take the packet. I've been making my own ranch, like not even with buttermilk, like just kind of throwing some things together. So much better. Well, I mean, I understand that, but I'm just saying like I've have done what I could just to

have homemade ranch here. You have the best ranch if you're going to buy it out of a bottle. Um, lighthouse also has a good ranch in the refrigerator section. I like their blue cheese. That's my favorite, but okay. Anyway, sorry. Um, I will fuck honey mustard cause I do like honey mustard and I'm, I don't like Zach sauce. I love it. And like Guthrie's, whatever theirs is. I do like that, but I could go without. All right. So I'm going to go next because this, this is hard

for me because it depends on my mood. Yeah. Like I'm eating for the sauce, not for the, like it's the food is a vessel for the sauce. So when I go up here to, um, Waldo's, uh, wasn't the guy Ryan, is that his name? But works up there. He's, I'm always like, they, they give you a one ounce ranch and they don't even fill it up. So it's like a half an ounce ranch for your 10 wings. And I'm like, how am I supposed to eat my wings? I have to have one, two outs for each wing. Okay. Not really,

but you know what I mean? No, but you do like the big old container of kick and ranch. Yes. And that's what I was going to say. So Jimmy John's has the best kick ranch. Like it's kicking ranch is like, Oh, I've never had it. And I was dating this guy. Um, and he somehow got me the recipe, like on the recipe card. Sorry, Jimmy John's. I have it somewhere. I haven't never made it. Cause I can't find, they do it by like weight. And I'm like, I'm not going to weigh, I don't know how

to do it. Like, I'm just like, whatever. I'll just figure it out. But I still just buy it. Now I literally buy it. Like I order it on, when I do my Jimmy John's order, I'll do like a co you can order a court of, is it a court or a pint, a pint or whatever it is, the little containers. It's gotta be a pint. Yeah. It's a pint of, um, the ranch, the kicking ranch. And they always call me and they'll be like, we don't have the pint. And I'm like, why don't you have a pint? They're like,

we just have the little containers. Can we just give you like 25? And I like, sure. They send me like 25 of the ranches and I'll put them in my refrigerator. Well, yeah, you buy the, yeah, it's like the same price as those little things, but I love it. It's so good. And so I also will sometimes like just buy their bread and like buy the ranch and like dip the bread in the ranch. This is so bad. Look, I'm a thick AF. Okay. I'm thick and I'm from Alabama. This is what we do. Um, so, okay. So

it depends on my mood. So Oh, Charlie's has really good honey mustard. I like the honey mustard. Creamy like that type of honey mustard, like the honey mustard that's from like Chick-fil-A. It's not spicy. Who else has good honey mustard? Chili's. Oh really? I've never had. For their chicken. Yes. Except we don't have any Chili's in Birmingham anymore. Which I haven't eaten at any place like that. Oh yeah. There's one in Lake Shore. That's the only one I think.

But yeah. So I like, like, and I haven't, honestly, I haven't eaten it. Oh, Charlie's since probably I lived in Cater. I don't think there's any open anymore. Are there not? I don't know. They had the best chicken fingers and honey mustard and the curly fries. Oh my God. But let's just talk about if this is just like your standard honey mustard. Okay. The state, like, like one from like Chick-fil-A or something. No, Chick-fil-A is not that great. No, there's isn't good. That's like Arby's or,

you know, an Arby's. So I'm going to say kill. Well, hold on. I'm going to say kill the honey mustard if it's just standard, like from Arby's or something like McDonald's. McDonald's is gross too. I don't like McDonald's honey mustard. So I like their honey mustard. So honey mustard's hit or miss, but ranch, honestly, if I'm getting ranch from anywhere and it's not homemade, I don't want it unless it's Burger King's is okay with the, I like to get their little ranch

in the little dipping packets unless it's homemade. I don't like it, but Zach. So if it's homemade, I will go with ranch to Mary. If it's not, I'm going to fuck ranch and Mary's access because Zach sauce is always Zach sauce. No matter what it doesn't change. Like it's not like, you know what I mean? It's not, I agree. It's not different. So I might honestly, it's more consistent, but I don't want that on everything. Like I'm not going to dip my,

I feel like has a little bit of like horseradish or something like that in horseradish. No, it's like ketchup and like sauce at Zach's and it's like Milo's double O sauce. Isn't that the same? That's Milo's sauce with a ranch. And that's basically like, no, uh-uh. When you make, there's recipes like on Pinterest and stuff, how to make like Zach's be saw. Okay. Well, what is it then? It's paprika, mayonnaise, ketchup, Worcestershire sauce. Um, okay.

Stuff like that. Yeah. So, but in black pepper, I think garlic powder, onion powder. It's really good. Yeah. I love it. It's so good, but, but I'm not going to dip my wings in that. I just don't like Zach's piece. I think that's why we had a raisin canes. Uh, I'm putting in a plug right now, raisin canes, chicken, please come down Alabama. Oh my God. We would be so excited. Raisin canes. Well, they're about to open some in Nashville, but the closest one is in Tupelo. No, Meridian

Mississippi. And me and Dale will be stopping there when we go to New Orleans in a couple of weeks. Okay. I need you bring some back for me, bring some sauce back for me so I can try it. Um, yeah, that sounds good. Okay. Well, um, we'll be back after a message from our sponsor. Have you ever been driving down the interstate in a strange town when all of a sudden your stomach churns makes a not so funny noise and beads of sweat, but, but, but, but beads of sweat

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do that real quick. So, so would you rather, so have you guys, I know, Sarah, you haven't watched Handmaid's Tale, but Jessica, you like, yes. So, um, I was thinking, would you rather be enslaved as a handmade like in the Handmaid's Tale or go to the colonies? Like, you know, so like in the in the Handmaid's Tale, like the colonies are where they go to like work and like dig up the soil. That's like radioactive or something like that. I might be saying this wrong, but like,

you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I'm going to the colonies. You're going to colonies or, and if you're enslaved as a handmade, basically you are forced to have to be raped and to have a child and then give your child up to the family of the man that raped you. And you have to do it multiple times because they want multiple children. So after you have a baby, you have to go back to another family. And then before that they train you and then they like, like if you do something

wrong, if you're not pregnant, they can do whatever they want to you. They can cut your, like one girl got her eye cut out. They like burn your, if you do something bad that they think is wrong. And then when you do something really bad, they hang you on the wall. Right. But they won't hang a handmade because they need babies apparently. And the Handmaids are the only ones. Why are the wives not having the babies?

Because they're infertile. They're like, what do you call it? Yeah. They don't have. Yeah. All of them? Yeah. So it's like, so it's a futuristic thing where like people, you know, like they're saying that like the majority of citizens are going to be infertile. Yeah. They don't have eventually reproduced. So basically they're like, this new society has come in and said, we're going to make basically

enslaved people to make them have babies. It's very fucked up. I don't know. I don't know shit about it, but I'm going to the colonies because I don't want to be pregnant. But of course, yeah, same. But you want to get, you want to get raped every day. But of course you can't do that either. But they don't want the poor people and the regular people to have babies on their own. They want the rich, like commander people

to have babies. So that's why they enslaved the Handmaids. They don't allow the Handmaids to like get married and have their own kids and just reproduce that way, which they should have just done. Just should have just been like, oh, here, force everybody to have 10 kids, you know, or something like that. I know. But like instead of doing that, like do that, get married and force them to have 10 kids rather than force them to have a kid get raped by some man and then have that

kid and then give it to the person. Like you have to like breastfeed the baby and stuff too. And it's a whole, it's crazy. It's messed up. Yeah. The colonies for me. So you really, you think you'd go to the colonies? Yes. I don't know what I would do unless I was like friends with June and I knew that I would probably be like, like if, if I knew that she could like help me and like get all the Handmaids out or like, you know, how she was trying to do, like how she got more or didn't she help

Moira? I guess Moira kind of got out on her own. Yeah. She tried to help her. Yeah. She got all those people out though. She got all those kids and the, um, and she traded. She got all the, she got all the, um, like the servant, what were they called? The Martha's. The Martha's. She got a lot of the Martha's and a lot of the kids out. Yes. Yeah. So anyways, I just thought that what

would you do, Emily? I think that I, I think that I would probably be a Handmaid, especially like, if like June has, has a baby, like I probably would be a Handmaid and I would probably try to figure out some way to, I mean, I would, I don't know. That's a really hard one. Yeah. That's, that's hard. Yeah. So anyways, okay, cool. So this episode, what are we talking about guys? What are we talking about? We are talking about having friends and the things that come along

with it. Like how much friends cost? Yeah. How much friends cost what it's like to be a single person in your friend group, to be a married person in your friend group. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Yeah. My, my biggest thing is like complaint about having a lot of friends. It's not a complaint. I mean, I love my friends. I love them so much. And it is kind of a complaint is that we have so many

things that we have to spend money on. It's like birthdays, uh, baby showers, weddings, you know, you've got, and when you have a wedding, you've got to do, you got to throw your friend a shower. You've got to be at their wedding. If they have a destination wedding, you gotta go to a bachelorette party. You have to, you know, it's, you gotta buy a wedding present. It's like, you gotta buy a dress to be in the wedding. If you go, you know, that's, that's a lot. And then how many friends you have

getting married in the same year, like having babies, I can't afford that. I know. I mean, it's a lot and you know, super thankful for all the people, you know, that we have in our lives and every stage of their lives that they are going through and want to be there for them and participate in those things. But it's also a lot. Yeah. And it sucks because like sometimes it's like, you know, it would be like a really good friend, but I'm like, I honestly can't afford to

do that. Like, and I don't want to say no. Right. Also FOMO. Right. FOMO. And then it's like, but I don't want to be like, can you just like make it less expensive or like, because, and honestly, another thing that sucks is that I'm not getting married and I'm not having any kids. Oh, you don't know that. Well, I mean, you don't know that. It's more than likely. So like, oh, you know, it's not like I'm going to be able to like return the favor to everybody and be like, here, cough up

all this money. Well, and you know, Carrie Bradshaw threw herself a little, you know, shower type thing at one point in Sex and the City and you know, her friend that had gotten married and had babies or whatever. And then her Manolo's got stolen from her house. Somebody, it was a no shoe household. Oh my God. It was crazy. She wore Manolo's there and her shoes got stolen by somebody else that was at that party. And the friend whose house it was at, you know, had had a couple of

kids and been married or whatever. So Carrie participated in all those things and she was just very flippant about her shoes being stolen. I mean, they're like $400 shoes, you know, I mean, it was a lot of money to just have stolen out of your home. And so Carrie finally like called her and was like, I just wanted to let you know that I'm getting married to myself and I am registered at Manolo Blahnik and the girl went in there and brought her kids into the store. I remember this.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't know. It was the same ones that got stolen that were on the registry and that woman bought them for her. That's funny. But I mean, it's just one of those things like, you know, you want to help celebrate your friends, but you know, you also have friends that you're friends with, you know, unfortunately, sometimes only for a period of time. So, you know, let's just say you and I both get married or whatever are those same people that we were there for going

to be there for us in that same capacity. Yeah. And it looking like no. Well, I will be there for you ladies. Thank you. I know you will be, I know you'll be there, but like it's, it's, you know, a lot of times people get, and I, and I do not judge people for this because I know how it is. Like you get married, you get a boyfriend, and I'm actually very surprised with Sarah. Like you've gotten Brandon and I'm really happy because you have not been like,

I mean, not, I hate to say it stuck up his butt. Like you're not like, you haven't dropped all your friends because you have a boyfriend. I've never been that kind of person though. I mean, and Jessica can vouch for me as far as that goes. I've dated a handful of people seriously throughout my friendship with her and I have never dropped my friend group like a bad habit, but I'm also the

kind of person that I love to share my friends with whoever I'm dating and my family. Right. Like I would, I would much rather hang out with my friends and my family than somebody else's, and not in a bad way, but I think I also dated some folks that either, you know, didn't really have, you know, families or they weren't local and that sort of thing. So I kind of guess I just got used to it and that's just, well, let's just hope Brandon doesn't ever start hating us because then

we would lose you and that will be sad except for, he's not going to hate us. We're pretty cool. That's not going to happen. We're cool as hell. What are you talking about? He has a great time with everybody. I mean, he loves it and you know, little by little he's kind of developing his own friendships with folks and I encourage him to, you know, reach out to people and try to further,

you know, those friendships with some of the, especially the guys in the group. I mean, he needs, not that he needs friends, but I mean, he just doesn't hang out with like his work people outside of work. Yeah. I mean, we're past that age. I mean, I do with Rose, but like, yeah. Are we? Like that anyways. I mean, when we were in our early twenties, I feel like we made some good friends at work or whatever, but, but it's also a different vibe. I did. I feel like I made mine

when I was like in my thirties, I guess I feel like I'm more, but I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I think it's different, different places of work. Like, so I think where Rose and I worked together, like that setting, we're like really good friends, but like now the people we work with, we're not like, yeah. Well, y'all don't really get to interact with them that much because y'all are not there. Y'all work from home too. Well, but she was my boss before and we still hung out.

Yeah. And I'm just saying, I think it's a lot different now. Like a hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like people are expensive and having friends are expensive. And it's like, okay, if I only had like a group of like four friends, they all get married once in the next four years, once each year, then I'm good. But like, that's not how it works. Yeah. But also here's another thing. I feel like when you're young, everybody has these huge bridal parties and all this stuff,

but the older you get, it doesn't really matter. Like I didn't even have a bridal party because what the thing is now we all have money that we can spend or more money than we had when I was 20. I didn't have any money to buy people presents. That's true. Like I would have to go to my mom and be like, mom, can you give me, you know, a hundred dollars? So I go buy this person a gift. Are you friends with the people back then? Like think about if somebody asks you. None of my

friends got married when they were in their twenties. But I'm just saying, like, I know so many people who were in all these people's weddings and they're like, I don't even know these people anymore. Like I would never put them in mind. It's just funny how, you know, you realize how much money you do spend and especially the older you get, you know, it kind of comes in a perspective and you're like, this is silly. Yeah. I mean, no, if I, if I have a wedding, I'm not having bridesmaids.

It was my, it was the best decision. Now I loved you girls and I'm so glad y'all supported me. But you know, I didn't, I just didn't want to, I didn't want to deal with having to get everybody in a dress and we were doing a tiny wedding and there wasn't a lot of room. I mean, honestly, no, it just, it worked out. Honestly, it's not like, yeah. And I also don't want to ever go out and do a bachelorette party with like, and tell people it's my bad. Like I'll go out and go out

and have a fun time, go get drinks or whatever, but I do not want anybody to be matching. I don't want anybody to be wearing bachelorette things. And that was like Jessica's favorite thing. I hate that, like to me, but I've always been that way. Yeah, but I didn't make y'all wear like shirts that said, Oh, thank God. You know, like Matt, like, no, hell no. No, but I, and I just, I don't like, that's not my vibe and I don't ever want to do that. I don't, and there's a lot of

people that love to do that. And if, like, if you had said, Hey, I want you to wear this, I would have freaking worn it. And then I would have taken it off as soon as we left lips or whatever, you know, but like, I like, that is not, I don't want to do that. I don't ever want to wear a sash. I don't want to drink out of a penis straw. I mean, I'll drink out of a penis straw, but like, I don't want to at my house, like before, while we're pre-gaming. Yeah. But I also don't want

people to buy a balloon arch or anything like, Oh, like don't buy anything. I just want to go sit my fat ass on the beach. I'm good. Y'all can just sit next to me. Yeah. And I'll eat some beach sandwiches and cheers me every now and again. Oh my God. That sounds like a really good time. Right? Yeah. I want to go to the beach. I'm so sorry. I made y'all go and dress up. No, we had, we didn't dress up though. We all just said to wear black. Yeah. Like, yeah. No leopard print.

No. And that's, but I don't want to wear like a sack like that and a crown or, or a veil or whatever. I've just, that's not how I've, that's not you though. No, it's not me at all. Yes. You're very like, and you have like the earrings, like I don't know, like, but I wear like nothing. Like I wear black and I wear like the same thing over and over again. Like you just, I mean, but that's what you wanted to do. Yes. It's different. It's different. And so we,

as we should have as your friends, we did what you wanted to do. Now when it's my turn and we have to go lay on a beach, nobody better bitch and complain that we're not doing anything. Cause I don't want to do anything to lay on the beach. That's going to be the best one. I'm going to, I can't wait. We're going to be on the beach listening to Ja Rule radio. I can't wait. We're going to be drinking a truly pool pack. And there we go.

You on the nose sister. Ja Rule radio. That's the best. I love it. Oh my God. Listen, I worked for years to curate that station on Pandora. I thought you were the one that didn't like it. Or is it Melanie? Melanie hates it. Why? It's the best. You know what Melanie suck it. Oh man. I saw, so I saw this thing on, on Ticketmaster the other day and I sent it to Jessica. I was like, oh my God, Trina and who was it? Juvenile. It was 8ball and MJG. I didn't know who those people are. They're

going to be here for some like Birmingham something or other. It was Trina Juvenile. It was so many people. It's going to be wild. Some kind of anniversary. Yeah. Some kind of like, yeah, 25th anniversary or something for like BJCC. I don't know. Taking us back to our college days. It wasn't 25. It's got to be more than that because. Taking us back to our high school days. Yeah. Oh for sure. But I do really want to go see Lil Wayne, but it got sold out and it's like wild. No, I don't want

to go stand and be in a crowd like that in Iron City, which is so small. It is really small. I wonder why he's there. And you know, everybody's going to be crunk as hell. They are. And you know what? There are going to be people outside just like ready. Like yeah. Partying. I feel like. For sure. On a Monday night. I know it's on a Monday. It's a Monday at Iron City. Yeah, that was a weird day.

Yeah, I don't like it. Well, where's the break even point with your friends though? You know, like we spent all this money on everybody and you know, okay, so let me just go back to this. I don't expect any. I don't honestly don't want anybody to get me a birthday present. Like on birthdays, I'm not a big gift giver because I know how it is. Like I have too many friends and it's like my birthday is right after Christmas. Yours is before Christmas and it's like you're

already having to buy Christmas. Like, and that's just a thing. Like I've always kind of been like if you want to do something for me, let's just go to dinner together and that'll be our gift to each other. Like paying for dinner is expensive enough. I also think the older, I also think the older we're getting, like that just doesn't become as expected. There's a limited number of people that I will do gifts with, but like I'm not going crazy. I mean, I go the most crazy with Jessica.

Yeah. What I mean like that's the way it's always been. Yeah. When it's like if you, you know, if that's how you do it, like that's cool. But like, I don't know. I feel like I'm starting to get friends in there. Like I always feel like people expect. I don't know that they do. I know that they don't. I think the older you get, it's just like, oh, I saw this and it made me think of you. And it's just like a sweet little gesture. Yeah. Well, you were talking about the break even point.

Yes. Here's, here's my thing. I think the older we get, like you do kind of have to set boundaries. Like I recently had somebody ask me kind of in a roundabout way to be in their wedding, but they knew that I had just gotten married and I had a lot on my plate. You know, I took a new job last year just trying to figure out the newlywed stuff and me and Dale are one year anniversary is coming up. I cannot believe it. Oh my gosh. The end of this month, we made it one year, babe.

So we already had a trip plan and she knew this. And so, you know, in a roundabout way, she kind of said, I would love for you to be a bridesmaid, but I understand you're, you're in a time in your life when you have a lot going on. And I really appreciated that. So I think like, you know, she didn't make me feel like I had to say yes. And I told her, you know, thank you. And then I would be at the wedding. You know, I've already sent a gift. Um, I don't know.

I just feel like the older we're getting, it's, it's different. I don't know. I look back, like when I was 25 and all these people were getting married and it's like, oh my God, you had to give them a gift and you had to do this and that. And it's just, I don't know. I also think the times are changing. Things are not as traditional as they used to be either. Oh, I couldn't agree more. And I think it's one of those things where as you get older, you better understand that just because

you get invited to something doesn't mean that you have to go. And as the person inviting, you also have to understand that just because you invited somebody doesn't mean that they're going to show up. No matter how close you are to them, people have shit going on in their lives and they're not always going to be able to be there for you and you're not always going to be able to be there for them. And that's okay. And it doesn't define your friendship in any capacity. Yes, I agree.

It does suck though. When, if you like had somebody, I mean, hopefully you're like close friend, but it does suck when people don't get to come, but you know, yeah, for sure. But I mean, it can't ruin your day. You can't let something like that, you know, ruin your day or what have you. Right. Regardless of whether it's a wedding or whatever, I'm talking about even just like a birthday dinner or, you know, whatever we have bigger fish to fry now these days. So, all right. So, you know,

sometimes though we're single and sometimes we're not single. Like Jessica is not single anymore. She's married. I am single. Sarah is not married, but she's not single. And so I kind of want to talk about like the differences in like, in like being married versus being not married, but not single and versus being single. Cause you, everybody's been single. Everybody's been dating somebody and only one person's been married. So we're going to get a

lot of information from you cause we don't have any idea. I'm not the expert, but like, don't y'all feel like sometimes like single people get the shaft. Oh yeah. I mean, I remember, you know, going on trips and doing things when you're single, people just assume, oh, you know, they'll, they'll sleep on the pullout couch. Yeah, no big deal. She'll be okay with it. She doesn't have somebody to, she doesn't need a bed. She'll be okay. And I'm like, for the rest of my life,

no, and I also think it depends on who the couple is too. You know, like if you're going on a road trip, like surely to God, they would at least invite the single person to ride with them, but maybe not. Yeah, I guess. But I mean, who knows? Like, I don't know. I feel like it, you know, nobody's ever going to say to the, to the couple or any of the couples that are going, Hey, do you mind just like sleeping on the pullout couch? Like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't

know. I've just learned my lesson, I guess, as far as that goes. And I'm not typically, I'm either the one planning and booking. And so I know I'm going to get a room that I want, or I know I'm adjacent to the person planning and booking. And so I'm not going to be like, Hey, I'm going to sleep on the pullout mattress. I'm going to sleep on the pullout mattress. I'm going to sleep on the

one put plank to the point is, or whatever. I'm going to sleep on the Backing on the long they're not having to like pay as much as the people that get a king size bed. Well, I don't know if I agree with that necessarily. I mean, I've done, and these have mostly been girls trips, not like couples trips or group trips or I mean, group trips as an all girls or whatever. But I mean, I don't I don't know if I necessarily agree with that specifically.

But I've also been in the group that's been in shared room situations before, like the last time that we went on a beach trip with kind of like the quote unquote apartment crew and those, you know, immediately adjacent from that. I was in a room with three other people and granted they were two queen beds and it wasn't like a bunk situation. But I mean, I've been there and I didn't pay any less and I didn't expect to pay any less because I was sharing a room with somebody.

But after that trip, that prompted me to be much more aware of. Where I'm going to be sleeping, if a trip is being planned, where I'm willing to sleep and also putting my foot down, just saying, I'm not going to sleep there. Like you said, I'm not going to sleep in a bunk room. Well, and that's so that's the thing. So but then people like get all pissy when you're when you try to put your foot down.

Like so, you know, there have been situations I used to be very much like, oh, whatever, I'll just I don't want to say anything to piss anybody off. Now I will try and I still don't want to piss anybody off because I know how people get sometimes Sarah, you get like this, too.

We all get like this where somebody's like, well, somebody you've done all this work and you picked out a house and then somebody's like, well, that means that who's that means that somebody's going to have to sleep on a bunk bed. So can we look for like I did this with our lake place. I was like, can we we need to find a different place because like there's not enough places for people to sleep. That's going to be comfortable.

And I have gotten to the point where I'm starting to try to put my foot down. But then people get ticked off and they're like, why is she being so difficult? And I'm like, I'm not trying to be difficult. I'm just trying to let you know that just because you got you're married and you have a boyfriend or whatever doesn't mean and because you planned it doesn't mean that you get to put everybody else in a room that sucks. Well, and I understand what you're saying.

I guess this this is where I'm coming from. I guess with it is that I may have picked a place, but and you can have every comment in the world that you want to until it's been booked. But if you've committed to it and you're you're going. Oh, yeah. Whatever. Then don't change anything. Don't add anybody. Don't do anything like that because you've already committed. If it's not that's different. But yeah, booked thing. Yeah, absolutely.

You can give whatever feedback you want and say, I'm not comfortable with this. I would rather do this, you know, whatever. That's totally fair. But if you've committed and then somebody in that group decides to make alterations to things. No, I ain't fucking with that. It's not happening. Well, no, if you're going to have a big enough group, everybody should have a say or at least say, sure.

Yes, I agree. Right. And I mean, I also think that it sucks sometimes because, you know, I hate I don't like doing it. And I also know that, you know, look, trying to find an Airbnb or a place to stay that you can get everybody in and it's going to be all comfortable. It's hard to find and it's hard to like research that stuff. And I know how it is. So when somebody comes back and it's like, well, I don't want to sleep on this.

And you've planned in your head, all the couples are going to sleep in these rooms with the king size bed and the every brother else is going to sleep here, here and here and Christina. Hey, Christina. And we're going to make Christina sleep on the pullout couch just because she's so tiny and she won't have a problem with it, which she probably wouldn't have a problem with it. But like she shouldn't have to. You know what I mean? She can sleep with me.

Listen, Christina slept in the bed with me at Rose and DJ's house on New Year's Eve and she just like it was like the tiniest little like angel over there. She didn't move at all either that or I was just passed out real hard, but she did wake me up. I was like, she woke me up and I, yeah, I ended up vomiting that morning. Listen, I don't want to sleep in a room full of people because I snore like a man. Well, nobody wants to sleep in a room full of people. I want to sleep in the room with you.

I stay at your house on the semi-regular. I know I have to put in earplugs and play brown noise. You play brown noise every night anyway. I know, but that's because Rosie and Cricket snore too. No, but I do put in earplugs when you start snoring. Oh Lord. The other day on my lunch, Brandon was at home and I just did not feel good.

And he laid, we just laid down on top of the covers and laid down and I mean, I was like, I, we never sleep like this, but I just had my head on his chest or whatever and we lay down for like an hour and I had an alarm that went off because I had a meeting, you know, after my lunch was over or whatever. And I woke up and he was like, girl, you were sleeping. I was like, what are you talking about?

He was like, you were snoring in my face and I didn't even feel like I was all the way asleep or anything, but I was just like, snore ran. I do that all the time. Dale's like, I'll be like, why are you not rubbing my back anymore? He's like, bitch, you've been asleep for 30 minutes. What do you mean? Okay. And the reality, I guess I have, my dad, I wake up snoring all the time. Do you?

I've only done that like a couple of times, like, and it's only like when I'm like, I think I've been drinking or something and I'm in a weird position and it'll be like, I do that. I don't snore though. And I'm like, do I sleep apnea? You don't want me and Jessica sleep so good in the bed together because we both snore. Yep. And we sleep butt to butt. Yes. That's funny. Yeah. So I thought you and Lisa slept in a bed together. You liked sleeping with Lisa because she doesn't move at all.

Yeah. But the whole time that we were in San Diego and Lisa, this is the first time you might be hearing this. So, I mean, it's not apologies to you. Apologies to me because I was so damn self-conscious that she was going to be bitching at me for snoring that I barely slept while we were out. I know. Remember you saying that you were like, I didn't, I was like, you were like, I didn't sleep much because I was scared I was going to snore. I also like to flip-flop in the bed and whatever.

And like I turned side to side a lot at night or whatever, especially when I'm falling asleep. But yeah, I did not sleep real good because I was so self-conscious about my snoring. I used to sleep in one position. My dad would be like, you're the best like sleeper because I would sleep in one position on my back and I wouldn't move. I toss and turn now. I don't know what's what happened. Huh? I wake up and I pull, I pull all the cover. I pull the cover. I toss and turn. I don't pull the covers.

My covers pretty much stay in the same spot. And you know what really ticks me off if somebody else gets in the bed and I wake up the next morning, the covers are all over the place or they steal my covers. I'm be like, oh hell no. I don't do that. You don't do that. No, but there are people that do that and I'm like, why are my covers all over there? Joleen messes up the covers at our house. I woke up the other morning. I was so pissed. I woke up. I had like, we have a king-size bed.

So, I mean, I say we, I have a king-size bed, but Brandon was staying with me that night and I had about two feet of space and no covers. And my dog was like cuddled up so close next to me. And I was like, bitch, if you're cold, get under the covers. And then he had all the covers. I was so mad when I woke up. So mad. She punched me in the face this morning. If you hadn't woken up, you wouldn't have known. No, I wouldn't have, but I woke up.

Well, so back to the single people versus married people. What y'all got? What y'all got? What you got for the married peeps and the, and the, so like, I don't, I don't know. I think I'm struggling as far as input goes with this one because I've never been a single person that's traveling with couples on a trip. I guess.

I mean, kind of not really my friend, Kate, that I was talking about, that I went to Courtland with, she moved out to Colorado after school and she got married a handful of years ago in Colorado and I went out there and met my, our other friend, Kate. There were two Kates, two Sarah's that was like our friend group. Then we had an, um, Abby and a cat too. But, um, I was going to meet the other Kate and she was dating the same guy that she's dating now at the time.

And so I was staying in a hotel room with them. Granted he slept somewhere else and I slept in bed with her, but that was really kind of the only, I don't really remember being single and going on couples trips. I mean, you know, I were single for Jessica. I was single forever. Jesus. Well, we never really had boyfriends at the same time. Like, yeah, one didn't really travel with the other. I don't know. I mean, I've just never been in that spot to have to travel with couples, I guess.

Yeah. Well, what about like going, like, you know, when you were single versus like with your friends that have husbands or boyfriends or whatever, that maybe we'd be going to dinner and they would invite their other couple friend because they need to have somebody, but then fifth wheel at all day, I don't need to. I will too. And I would rather fifth wheel than have honestly literally no pressure. Yes. Like I did that all the time with people don't invite a single person.

Y'all will because I'm because we've like known each other. Yeah, like but like it's like people they'll be like, oh, we're going to go on this dinner and it's and they invite all their couple friends because they're like trying to get the dude they need it. They want to bring their husband. They want their husband to be able to hang out with somebody. Right. Is how I feel because I mean, that's how I would feel if I was doing it. Except I always, uh, Dale's the only guy or he used to me.

I mean, think about it. That's true. Like he would tag along with all the girls. Brandon's the only guy sometimes too. Yeah. You know, thank you babe for being so sweet and loving my friends. Maybe not loving tolerating them. No, I'm just kidding. Oh my God. I wonder what he says about us when we get, when he gets home after hanging out with us all day. He does love y'all. I promise. We love him too.

Absolutely. But in see, I feel like I personally feel like I do a good job of including everybody when we do stuff, I send out great messages. You ain't got a choice. No, but I'm just saying, you know, some people like we were talking about how people isolate. I feel like I have done a really good job of not doing that. Yeah. Like I'll send out messages like me and Dale are going to do this. If anybody wants to tag along, you know, and I know you come a lot. Lisa would come a lot. Christina.

I mean, you know, nobody, you know, really cared if they didn't have a significant other to bring with them. It doesn't really matter. I have just been in situations where it's been like that and it's been like it's been kind of awkward and or, or I feel like it's not awkward for me. I feel like the other people feel like they think that I'm feel awkward or they're awkward because I don't have somebody. I don't know what it is.

Like it's like really weird because I'm like, I'm fine being there by myself. Like I've always been that way. But like that's so bizarre to me because they'll be like, would you like a day? You want to invite somebody putting that on you projecting that on you because you and I have a very similar personality type. We can talk to the wall. It does not matter who is there. It doesn't matter if we have a designated human to speak to. We're going to figure it out. Right.

So it has never bothered me. It's just been it's an interesting thing. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I feel like that too. So, um, but how is it like, so is it different being married? Tell us how it is. Um, I don't really feel like it's that much different. I mean, me and Dale moved in together after we got engaged. And I mean, it really didn't change. I mean, it's just like, we have rings on our fingers now on a piece of paper.

You know, I mean, honestly, I don't feel like it's different. I mean, I do like the fact that it's like, you know, you have somebody to always count on and you know, a travel partner, because you know, I love to travel. So we always take trips. We just actually planned a trip today. We're going to Charleston in June. Y'all always, y'all got a lot of trips. Yeah. I don't know. Well, we try, well, you know, we're going to try to have fun before we, you know, have the babies.

If that's going to happen, we'll see. God willing. But, um, I don't know. I don't feel like it's, I don't really feel like it's different. I feel like you could ask Dale and he would say the same thing, but I feel like for some people it probably is, but like our personalities and just how our relationship was before we got married. It's really not different. Yeah. And outside perspective, you know, just looking at y'all.

Nothing has changed as far as, you know, your behavior or participation in anything. No, I'm just going to say right now when you and Dale have a baby, it is going to be weird AF. Like, and if you have a baby, like I feel like if anybody, any of us, because I feel like I've known you since you're like 17 and it's like, and I know you've known her more earlier than that. And I just feel like you having a little kid running around like it's weird.

Can you imagine me having a kid running around like, no, no, it is going to be weird. Can you imagine? God, what if we all had like two kids like running around upstairs? Like that'd be weird. Yeah. I mean, it's just weird to me and because I don't really have that many friends that have kids and I have like my brothers have kids. None of us really do. I mean, yeah, I know. Even like my friends from high school, both Kate, O.G.

Kate or Colorado. Okay, I guess if we will and our friend Sarah, Sarah had a kid a long time ago and you know, when she before she got married. But but they're the, you know, only ones out of like my tight knit friend group from high school that have kids. You know, I kind of feel it makes me feel a little very kind of lucky that I have that none of my friends like jumped. You're not the only one, but you're like not the only one that doesn't have kids. I'm not the only one.

It's just that that none of my friends had had kids because I would feel so because it would be it would be a lot different because I'm single and don't have kids. Right. And if you're single and don't have kids and then everybody else has kids, they're going to be doing other stuff with their kids and you're going to be like, I'm single and I don't have dynamic is very different than the norm for people in their mid thirties.

Like our friends are kind of just now starting to get married and within this friend group anyways and have kids. Yeah. I mean, look at all of the people that, you know, we are mutual friends with that have all had babies like in the last year. I mean, it's pretty much like a lot of people and it's first kids in their mid thirties, which is rare, which I'm glad that we're breaking the mold on that.

And that's, you know, the traditional of having children when you're 24 and 25 years old is like, I don't know how people afforded to have a kid when they were 20. They didn't. They did. Yeah. It's like, just try to make it work. Yeah. No, that's wild. Yeah. You're probably asking the wrong person because I don't feel like my dynamic has changed much, but I have seen a lot of people and I've known a lot of people personally who have completely changed.

Once they got married, not hang out with their friends anymore, completely rely on that person. I don't ever think you should only solely rely on your significant other. And that's absolutely not. Yeah. And I also think it's one of those things where like you, you have to still give to your friends what you expect to receive.

And just because as a person who is getting married or is pregnant or, you know, has just had a baby, anything like that, you cannot just expect people to check on you because you have things going on in your life. Like just because, you know, your friend is single and they're not dating anybody and they don't have this like major event coming up in their life. Just because that's happening doesn't mean that you shouldn't check in on them.

Okay, I'm laughing at this because it's about things you do in a relationship and you say, hey, I like you. Wait, why'd you do that without doing it on here? Go back to the recording. Did we talk about that? Yeah. Okay, so we're back. All right. It's still recording. So, okay. So I just want y'all to laugh at this. Emily was talking about, you know, things that you do in a relationship that maybe you didn't do when you were single.

And one of the things that she said was riding a tandem bike and tandem kayaking. What the fuck? Okay, so really, okay. Have you ever tandem biked with somebody? No, but I would really like to. It would be fun. Do you want to do it? Let's go to the beach and do it. I don't want you to do it at the beach. Go to California and do it. So, okay, but really, kayaking, you can't, I mean, you can, but like it's not really safe to go kayaking alone. And I love to kayak.

And unless I have a friend that will go with me, I won't ride in my own separate kayak. Right. A separate kayak. I know, but I put it on the second thing. But like, that's what, but like literally, it's not, I mean, you know, it's not, it's not safe to go. And then Emily says things that you do when you're in a relationship having children. I mean, you can do this when you're single, sort of, but not as easy. It's not. Well, also. You have to have sperm and an egg.

Also, a thing that you do when you're in a relationship per Emily, have a designated driver that is going to your house. There's no such thing as Uber or Lyft. You need to be able to. Yeah, well, you have to pay like $50 for an Uber or Lyft. Excuse me. Dale is my designated driver half the time. Yeah. I mean, like. Brandon's mine for sure. That's like a big one. And it's like not somebody that you have to be like, do you mind taking me home on your way? Like I'm always like that.

I'm like, can somebody take me home on your way home? Or like Sarah goes and she's like, I'm leaving early. And I'm like, can somebody else take me home, please? Yeah, but you know, people don't know. They don't because everybody lives out here. But like still, it's like. I'm never picking you up again. No, that's not what I meant. You crazy. Why you take, you take, she takes everything out of context. Well, so Emily, let's, okay.

So we've talked about things you can do when you're in a relationship going on dates. Okay. Yeah. I mean, obviously we can go on dates. A traveling partner like a traveling partner is a good one. That's a good one. I mean, I will say I've always been a traveler, but it's been much easier with Dale because I'm just like, hey, guess what? We're going on a trip in two months. And he's like, okay. I mean, you know. Yeah, it's easy because you like friends you have to like plan it.

And yeah, but like with, you know, a husband or a boyfriend or whatever you have like that person that's going to definitely go. And it's fun. I mean, right. Yeah, and it's like we always have so much fun on all of our trips when you always have somebody that will be there to go with you. And like, like I've in the past several years thought about doing like a like a singles. I mean, like, but then I'm like, I mean, they were those trips that like Megan went on.

Remember the trips that Megan went on? She going like a singles thing. I thought it was like the singles thing when she went to Europe. I didn't. I thought she went with somebody that you can find like that. Yeah, I'm just, I'm still a little scared to do those. Like, but I don't want to go on a singles cruise that is a singles cruise to find like somebody to like date. But like, I feel like a lot of those are that way. You kind of want it just to be like a natural thing. Like, right.

Like, yeah. Well, so the things you can do in a relationship, but let's hear from you some things you can do in your single. Okay, so you can do anything you want anytime you want. Like, I know this is my, this was, I was having a hard time thinking of the things you can do in your relationship. Well, there's a lot of other things that I think y'all probably can add to this. But I have not been in one in such a long time that I don't really know.

I was like, that's why I wrote tandem bikes and kayaks because I couldn't come up with anything. I feel like going grocery shopping together. Why do you need somebody to go grocery shopping? I don't need somebody. I hate going grocery shopping together. Running errands. You don't like to go do things with other people though. You like to run errands. See, I'm not an errand runner together. To go to the store together, we very rarely went by ourselves. Yeah, I can't do that.

But see, Emily, I'm like you. I will say that it's been a big adjustment. You know, you do have to tell your significant other. Hey, I just don't want you to worry like I'm going to run and do like all the time. Yeah, after you get off work. All the time. I'm like, I'm going to TJ Maxx to do returns. I'm going to do Amazon returns. He's like, my God, lady quit ordering stuff. Like I feel weird.

It's like weird. It would be like me having to call my mom and tell her what I'm doing every time I leave the house. But it's not often. When you find the right person because you know, I've been I was single for a very long time. Very independent. So I feel like I really knew Dale was the one when I was like, you know, I don't mind changing some of my ways.

Well, and see, that's the thing is like, yeah, you won't feel like if you don't feel like you're changing your ways, you don't really feel like you're changing. It's not like it's not like you're struggling to do it. But like or maintain your identity and at least part of the things that you like to do your habits that sort of thing. If you're rearranging your whole entire life because this new person came in, they are not the one for you. Say it louder for the people in the back.

I mean, you are rearranging depends on what they're rearranging. I mean, maybe your life's in shambles and you need to rearrange it some like, well, I just mean if you are feeling negative. About the things that you were having to change or no longer do or whatever. If it's a negative experience for you, then they are not the one. Well, and like another thing is like if somebody is like you need to tell me where you're going every five seconds like that. That is not OK.

Like that. That's why that's not good. Like I honestly would probably have a hard time being like telling people. Oh, this is where I'm going to do like I'm going to do this or whatever. Like it's hard for me to tell y'all what I'm doing. Like I don't know what I'm doing.

Like well, and I think if you find somebody like Dale never like I mean, he the only time he because he worries about I mean not worries about me, but he just wants to make sure that if I'm going somewhere, I'm getting there safely, you know, I mean, that's the only difference. He could care less like I'll tell him how I'm going out to run errands. I'll come home five hours later. He will not care, you know, yeah.

But if you've got somebody that wants to know your every little move, that's that is a red flag. Healthy relationship. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, but basically when you're single, you can do anything you want whenever you want. Yeah. For instance, you can take a nap in the middle of the day on Saturday. Even though it like if you had a boyfriend or something, they probably like you want to go do this. You want to go do this and I'll be like, oh, shut up. No, you can watch whatever TV show you want.

I mean, you can have multiple TVs in the house and so you could go to different rooms, but nobody wants to like sit in different rooms when you got a boyfriend or a husband. Like you're going to sit up there with your husband and watch whatever. You can still watch what you want. Dale puts his AirPods in and watches stuff on his phone and sits right next to me. Oh, I know you sent me Snapchat to that. He's so sweet. That's because he loves you.

That or else, I mean, you'll find shows to watch together. Your relationship is coming to an end when you watch TV in separate rooms every night. Oh, is that a fact, Sarah? But the thing is, listen, he's watching the TV on his phone. Yes. But if he wasn't with you, he can watch it on his TV by himself and whatever he wanted. You know what I'm saying? But then he wouldn't have you. So yeah, but oh, so you can move for a job. Like, okay, so that's a big one for me.

Like you can really just up and move. Like if you are in a relationship, you're not going to be like, oh, you're not really going to consider any jobs that are somewhere else. I mean, you might. I mean, you might. Yeah, but you're not going to like unless especially if you're married, you're going to be like, hey, are we going to live together? Like, do I need to move here first? Like, like this job's good. And if you take a new job, you have to ask your partner, is this going to be good for us?

Not for me. Like, it's not about you anymore. It's about you and that other person. Right. And I mean, honestly, I know people who live in different cities. I've known people. I just don't feel like it's super healthy for a marriage for you not to be living in the same place. That's just my opinion. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I've never done it. I know people who have done that. Yeah, but I've never done it and I've never been married. So I can't speak to that. I don't know.

Honestly, I don't I'd probably be happy with it because I like to be by myself. Well, no, because if it was the person you really wanted to be with, you would want to spend time with them. You would not want to be apart from them. I think that's fair to a point, I guess, because I do think that as you said earlier, Jessica, things are not so traditional anymore like they used to be. So there are I mean, we you have to look at it also as like people that are in like polyamorous relationships.

That's not traditional. That's a that's a subject change. Well, I'm not changing the subject. I'm just saying it's a non-traditional type situation. And that could also mean you don't cohabitate together. You may have your own individual places and still be married and choose to, you know, spend time together, you know, at specific times or what have you. It doesn't mean that it's a bad relationship because you're not, you know, up each other's butts and together all the time.

Yeah, but don't you typically live in the same area? Yeah, for sure. I mean, I would say unless there is like a school situation or like somebody did get a new job and, you know, they are moving ahead of the other person, but the intention is for them to follow along. Sure. Absolutely. But just choosing to be in a relationship and married and live long distance is not typical. No. And typically won't work in the long run. In the long run. Yes. Well, well, well, well, what else?

Oh, you can eat whatever you want for dinner. So we'll do a little bit of a subject change here and we are going to talk about plus size clothing versus regular size, straight sizes, I guess, if you will. Plus size clothing is never, never as cute as straight size. No. But why? Well, as the fashionista's. I don't know. I went shopping yesterday.

I went to Belk and Belk at the summit especially has really cute contemporary clothes and I was seeing all this stuff and I was like, oh my gosh, this is adorable. Oh, this is so cute. And then I look at it and here's another thing that blows my mind. Like boutique clothes and contemporary clothes only goes from an extra small to a large. They don't even have an extra large. They don't. They never do. So then you go into the plus size, same brand of stuff and it just looks completely different.

It does look different and it's like, first of all, it's more expensive. Well, and it looks like an old and it looks like old women would wear it. Yeah. And I that and I do have a complaint with like, so like, you know, juniors clothes and stuff like that and like those clothes are so cute. Yes. But then as soon as when you start getting older, they don't make it's not like cute clothes anymore. Even in the plus size or the regular size. It's like what are they doing?

Like who do they think is buying this stuff? Like, I don't know. But I don't know where it's like they think that everybody who is plus size is just frumpy dumpy and doesn't care about themselves and what they look like. Middle-aged women. And we want to wear like floral print off the shoulder shirts. I feel like I like off the shoulder shirts, though, but I don't know. I feel like are those ones that are like this and they're like scrunchy at the top.

You know, I'm talking about like those are all. Yeah, they're just not cute, not cute colors. And they also and here's my complaint, which neither one of y'all have this issue, but I don't have large breast and they think every plus size person has huge boobs. I don't believe that because I have huge boobs and the plus size stuff does not fit me. Well, I will. Well, okay, but y'all are abnormally big. That's true. But let's like look at like swimsuits.

Like if you go to toward and toward I'm typically a zero, sometimes a one, one X, zero X, one X, typically a 14, you know, in jeans or whatever. So when I go to toward and I look at their bathing suits and I see a zero and then I look at the top and it's like this underwire bra that literally both of my tits wouldn't even fit in one side. What is the problem? That bra that you've got, okay, that would that top would never fit me.

I cannot I have to have because my bra my band size is like a 34, but my cup size is like an H. Yeah, so I'm smaller around the waist, but then like the cups is like huge. And so they make it and people they say, oh, we'll just get a bigger band. If you get a bigger band, like the cup is like it's like the bag, the air and it's like, like my boob is all hanging out the sides.

Yeah, I just kind of I don't I feel like it's a little bit unfair sometimes like when you can order your specific cup size in a bathing suit top. Cool. Cool. Cool. No problem. But like also when you have to buy matching sets, like my ass is bigger than my titties most of the time. And I buy smaller top sizes because my band size same issue that you have. But like when you have to buy those things together, it's a pain in the ass.

Why don't more companies sell sets where you can separately size the top and the bottom? Right. And I don't like the underwire stuff like that kind of stuff. If it's at a place like like Target or like Torrid, that's why I don't really like Torrid very much. None of their stuff has like really been I just haven't really gotten into it. I get like all of my clothes from I know and they're so cute. But like I just feel like I haven't really gotten into I don't know why.

So Torrid, if you would like to sponsor us, we'll accept. And maybe I'll try it and see how I like it. And so she loves it. But like, you know, that would be good because I could say that I wasn't huge fan. And well, but now I am. Torrid is one of the only plus size stores. Yes, that there is and that's really sad. But I mean, and then you have like Lane Bryant who is working very hard.

I feel like here lately to come out with some more fashionable things instead of just your like business casual type wear, if you will, or like quote unquote mom clothes. Like I think folks in Old Navy is doing a really good job of that. You know, they don't they even got rid of quote unquote plus size section where everything is listed. You know, if a shirt whatever comes in all the sizes, they list it.

You can look at different size models like small, large and you know, plus size that sort of thing. So like they're really making an effort to. Well, like, OK, so you can get like a 14 in regular sizing and a 14 and plus size. And it's different. It's completely I don't understand it. And it's like weird because it's like a 14 wide is the plus size. Like what like it doesn't fit right. It's weird. But then I don't understand. I don't know. And sizing is not consistent.

I mean, I am a firm believer that the size of your clothes literally means nothing. Yes, I don't care if I have to go to Shein and buy a forex. It does not mean that I'm four times wide. It just means that that is the size that fits me. But let's talk about Shein real quick because I do think that their sizing is fairly consistent. It is. I like the fact that when you choose a size on their in their app on their site, whatever, it gives you measurements for that piece of clothing specifically.

So there are times where I have to order something different. So do you call it? How do you how do you say that? She say she in she in or she shine shine. I say she and it's like, can somebody just tell us what is the appropriate pronunciation? So I have an order waiting at home for me when I get home tonight. So I'm very excited. I have not jumped into the she and help but order 20 pieces at the same time because it's all cheap and it's free returns. Yeah, and it's good quality.

I don't know if I would say good. The great quality. Yeah, like for trendy, you know, for the trendy fashion, which is also killing the world. It's wonderful. Yeah, we're all killing the world. Like y'all need to stop with this. Look, buy some black pants and a black shirt like me. No, I'm here. Recycle it and wear it. I'm like Jessica and I are. I used to like Jessica was the biggest label whore that ever existed. And she does like some fancy things.

She just knows she goes to TJ Maxx and a Ross and she will find a label at those stores. But Jessica and I are literally the same. We like to shop. I like to not be in the store. She'll go in the store and that's okay. But we both like to shop. We both like to either donate or sell our clothes when we're done. Yes. Shout out. If anybody's listening, I've got some items listed on Facebook Marketplace. Please go buy. Did anybody buy those earrings yet?

No, but somebody bought the purse and then somebody bought the OTBT wedges that I was selling. I have some really pretty. I have some OTBT wedges that I can get rid of. I have some pretty Kendra Scott earrings, folks. Check it out. Facebook Marketplace. That's funny. Yeah. Oh, also like so bras and panties. So the bigger the boobs, the uglier the bra. I wouldn't know about this. So I'm going to step out of this conversation. But it's the truth.

Like have you ever looked let me go into my bra drawer and just show you. I threw away some ugly ones though recently. They are so ugly. The big I mean and you know, you see these little teeny tiny girls and like all my little friends are like teeny tiny. They get these cute little bras from Victoria's Secret and they can they can like and they're cheaper. They can buy them at Target and like get the cheap $15 bra and throw it away tomorrow. I have to buy a $98 bra.

I've never spent that much money on a bra. Seriously. No, I can't. If I don't my boobs would be like they would suck from torrid. But I also have gotten particular about I've gotten particular about my bras for the most part. I won't wear anything that even has like minimal lining in it or just like the like a firm cup, you know, but not like a push up or anything. Right. I like an unlined bra. Okay. My boobs are too big. I don't need any extra. I went to that.

I did the whole unlined bra thing like for a while and then I got over that because my nipples were showing a lot and because they get hard. I think that is so sexy. They're not hard right now. She said they will be in a minute. Nipples are hard. She sure did. But I know I do say when I'm at home like right now I'm wearing a skim's bra and I love it. Oh, there she goes. Shout out for skim. Look at that. Look how smooth it is. I love it. And but okay, so but I wear it.

Is it a real bra or is it like a sports kind of like a... There's no underwire. Yeah, there's no underwire. This isn't every fits everybody scoop bra. See I would like that. I love this. I would. See I love a bralette. I don't know. I need to like try it or something because I am thoroughly convinced. I have some no underwire bras that from does that snap in the back? No. Hook in the back. Okay, so I have one that hooks in the back. The ones that hook in the back don't work for me.

Well, here's my problem. I feel like a number one. I have a uniboo, but I also still get muffin top and on my boobs and it's very annoying. Like I have a 40 F bra in this no underwire torrid, you know snaps in the back bra or whatever and my boobs are still misplaced and falling out the top of it and I can't figure it out. Well sure if you'd like to donate that if you'd like to donate some of that. Victoria's secret. Did I tell you all this when I was in high school?

I learned how to size boobies and then we would tell people anybody that was higher than whatever they they now I know that they're changing but anybody that was higher than like the D or double D I guess because we would have to tell them to go to Lane Bryant. They would be like these skinny people and they come in there and be like they we'd size them. They'd be like, I'm sorry. We don't care your size.

You need to go to Lane Bryant because they're like the same brand and people would be like sad because they were not like plus size and we were telling them to go to Lane Bryant to get a different bra like get a bigger bra and I was like, I'm sorry that we're telling but that's what they told us to tell. All right. Well, we'll report back then when Emily sizes me and maybe I'm not a 40 F. Maybe I'm something else. Yeah, you're probably not.

And that's why I can't buy I got sized by the double divas. You remember them. They had a TV show. So I got sized by them and they came to Auburn. One of them is on 90 day fiance now. Yeah. Yes. The one from Georgia. Yes. Okay. Really? Okay. On there twice. She's been on there twice. She has not been on an episode like the last two seasons. But yes, her most recent boyfriend lives in New York. So she's found love in the US. Congratulations. Yeah. What's her name?

I can't remember what her name is black hair. Yeah, really dark hair. She's giant titties. Oh, yeah, she does. The size of my head. She sized my boobs and she was all in there touching them and look she she and I thought that so listen, I never had a good bra like that fit, right?

I'd always have like something going on because I was buying like the wrong size and I wasn't buying I wasn't I was buying them from like Victoria's secret trying to get the double D triple D but I was like when I did it. I was like a 32 double F. I think is what now I'm not anymore. I'm like a 34 age. I got a little bit bigger guys. But but they they sheep they size me and after that my life changed like my life. It not as Emily you need to change my life. Okay, we'll change your life.

All right, let's do it. All right, we'll do it. I mean, it's it's it's what's up and she literally she didn't even she told me she said what size bra do you wear right now? They didn't even measure me. She came in there looked at me. She said what size bra is that and I told her and she was like be right back and she brought me a bunch and I put them on and it was like perfect and I was like hang girl. You are good at this. We know there used to be that store at the summit the fitting touch.

Yeah, but they didn't that yeah, I wasn't a big fan of that. Yeah, they sized one of my old co-workers. It's the funniest story ever. Sue. Yes, I remember this. She was a middle-aged, you know, middle-aged woman and they sized her and they were not very nice to her. They pretty much told her she needed a breast augmentation in her 50s. If she wanted to find a bra that fit correctly, see that's what that's very inappropriate.

But anyways, they're not open anymore and it's probably because they were assholes. Anyway, that's hilarious. Yeah, but I don't know. We need more plus size clothing. Yes, absolutely. I didn't have them. You can get them online and so I started carrying some in stores and they're okay. Forever 21 does too, but it's all this trendy stuff and I'm sorry. I don't care. I'm plus size. I'm not going to wear a crop top. That's just my comfort level. I'm not going to say I will. I don't care.

I just don't look good in it. Yeah, and that's what you know, I'm proud that there's trendy things like that. But also give us like the cutesy contemporary stuff that covers me. Right, but not a tent. Yeah, because I feel like a lot of this stuff they make these plus size things. It's like a tent and you're like, why are you trying to cover me? Fashionable basics that are interchangeable. Yeah. Well, maybe somebody will one day. We'll see. Maybe. I mean, there are places you can order online.

I know that a book of celebrities like have made. I think Melissa McCarthy, not Melissa McCarthy. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I was thinking Jenny in my head. Melissa McCarthy. I think she did one. I don't know. I think it might be more expensive. And some boutiques have started carrying plus size and it's cute. Like it's cute stuff, but it's trendy. Yeah, none of the places at the mall, not the mall, the summit up there. No, those places I have not been able to shop in the store anyway.

So anything that's online is right up my alley. But I am very in between. So I'm not like plus size, but I'm not like I am getting there because I've been eating way too much lately. I'm full spectrum plus size. So yeah, so yeah, it's hard. I feel like I'm in between. I'm like you. And it's hard for me because I'm like going back and forth and I'm like, and then I get the size. I need a 14, but I'm over here. The 14 over here doesn't fit the way this 14 over here fit. Which one do I need?

I feel like there's consistent stores that I shop at. She in Walmart has gotten some better clothes, lame Bryant, Torrid and Target and old Navy. Those are so if you are out there and your plus size and you're listening, those are your go to stores. Target has good pluses. Hell yeah. I used to get my swimsuits from there all the time this year. So if you would like to sponsor us, I will even put pictures of myself. I don't give a shit. Cups. She came through.

Cups. She I don't know if they want you to say I don't give a you know what? Well, I mean, I'll alter my verbiage if they sponsor us for sure. I'll say whatever they want. I don't care. OK. All right, guys. What's everybody watching on the TV when they get home? Well, what you watching, Jessica? In the dark. I'm obsessed. Me too. I love it. I love the gym motivation. Speaking of plus size, I am back on a workout kick and trying to get healthy again. And she's lost 10 pounds. Yes, I have.

I'm so jealous. Down a size. I'm trying, but I'm telling you, in the dark on Netflix keeps me going at the gym. You're welcome. Yeah. Thank you, Sarah. Great recommendation. I thought you hadn't seen it yet. Yes. OK, listen, what you spoiled was a point that I had got to yet. Are you done? No, I'm not done. I'm on episode one of season four. She's not that far either. So don't say what you said before, because you will spill the damn beans. I already spilled it accidentally to Sarah.

So but I thought she had already watched it. I was like, oh, my God, this happened. And she's like, shut up. I'm like, and she gets so mad at me. I was done with like season three, I guess, at the time when we had that conversation. And then she spilled the beans on this thing that happens. And I had PTSD and I went right back to when my mom spoiled Game of Thrones for me. She didn't even watch Game of Thrones. And she got like an e-news notification about it.

And she was like, oh, my God, I didn't know that this and this happened. I was like, what are you talking about? I don't even know yet. When I'm watching a TV show like I've been watching Handmaid's Tale, I will pause it and be like, what happens to so and so? No, I know. Before I watch it, I can't stand. You are the worst. I know it's the worst. I don't know why I'm like that. I like need to know what's happening.

I put a snap out there the other day of Brandon watching the season finale of five of Game of Thrones. Was he crying? No, he was not crying. You were like, look at this guy. I was confused what was happening. Because he was just like jaw dropped, you know, whatever, what had happened. And my best friend from New York, he sent me a reply and he was like, what was it? And I told him. And he was like, oh, pussy. I was like, because I told him he was like, did you tell him what happened?

I was like, yeah, I did, because I asked him if he was good. Brandon was going to Google it. He said, yeah. And I said, fine. Then blah, blah, blah, you know, whatever. And Dave was like, I cannot. I hate people that Google. Same. So I Google it. I don't have enough time. I want to I want to know now something happened last night on Game of Thrones. And I looked at Brandon and I said, are you going to Google it? And he said, no, I promise I won't. Whatever Brandon Googled it. He probably did.

But he's not going to tell me that. He's not going to tell me that he did. I stand with you. And I'm just like, God, these people that Google. OK, but I will say this much. I am I guess I'm kind of like a cheater, cheater, punk, but either when it comes to that kind of stuff, but it's reality shows. I will Google outcomes of reality shows that have been. Oh, see what the hell. It's the same thing. I disagree. Reality shows are bullshit. It's not like those are like just like real people's lives.

Like Bravo shows? No, no, no. OK. No, like Netflix shows. See, I don't even care about that stuff. I don't care about what happens. Those are my favorite shows. I mean, I do like what are you watching? Summer House right now? I start watching Winter House. It's an old one on Bravo. You watching Vanderpump Rules? I watched it last night. I've been watching. Listen, I've been watching Handmaid's Tale. I'm almost done with it. Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones.

But I stopped to the Game of Thrones, got back on the Handmaid's Tale. I started that show with the girl from what's the girl's name that she gets pregnant and she was a virgin. Jane the Virgin. Jane the Virgin. Yeah. What's the actress? Never watched that. She's in this new one. Not dead yet. I started watching that. I haven't started it yet. I think they only release like a couple of them. Yeah. So I've only seen like two episodes of that or three or however many have come out.

And then what else am I watching? I'm watching 90 Day Fiance. The other way. See. On Sunday. Always. Oh, and then A Million Little Things. If anybody watches that. Is that good? It's a great show. It's the final season. I know Lisa's watching it. We've been talking about it. It's on Hulu, right? It comes on ABC, but yeah, I think it's on Hulu. It's a great show. I see it on there, yeah. Great show. So we have watched Tell Me Lies.

Yes. And the first season, I think there's another season coming out soon. It's on Hulu. It's based on a book. It is fire. I love it. It's so good. I loved it. Okay. I did too. Yeah. I think you'll like it. I do. Yeah. What else were we watching that was like that? There's some other stuff. I don't know. I can't remember. So many things. So many shows. You had me watching The 100 for a while. Oh, I love The 100. That's an old one. I know. And then I kind of quit for a second.

But I feel like I start and stop stuff a lot. Same. But unless I am really enthralled to binge it. Brandon came home last night and I was watching Broad City and he was like, I love this show. And I was like, I just watch it when I like can't commit to really pay attention. I've already seen all of them. I haven't. Oh, you haven't? No, but sometimes they like just do too damn much. Yeah, it's a lot. Fuck you guys. Like this is this is a little ridiculous.

I turned it on the other day again and I was like, I don't know why I turned this on because I've seen it and I was just like, I don't know what that is. Broad City. It's like a two girls and they kind of like live in New York City. They're both like they're writers, creators of the show. It's I mean, it's a funny haha. Like you can't take it seriously. They're real stupid. They do some very outlandish stuff, but it's like very hysterical. What was the show that had Hilary Duff in it?

Oh, single? No, I mean, younger, younger. I love younger. My favorite. I can't believe they are done. So I didn't I don't think I finished the last. You said, yeah, you need it because I love Sutton Foster. Me too. You need to finish that and then also the bold type is the bold type is good. You're so I need to watch that. I haven't even heard of that. That was on the CW. The bold type was on the CW. She's talking about these these channels that I don't even want to be on TV.

Yeah. Yeah, but like in the dark was on CW and now it's on Netflix. All American. That's another good one. If you never watch that, that's on Netflix. That's a great show. That was a CW show. Have you seen the new That 70s Show or that 90s show or whatever it is? I've watched part of it. I watched the first episode. I didn't I didn't like that 70s show. I like that the old people were in it like the from the old. They look exactly the same. I swear they don't look like they've aged at all.

Yeah, it's wild. It's I mean, it's been kind of fun to watch just because like we grew up with that 70s show, but I did love that 70s show. I liked it too, but it I mean, it's been interesting. It's not like one that I'm going to like sit down and like binge, but well, you know, have y'all watched there's some movies that have come out. Have you watched the movie on Netflix with Jonah Hill? You people? No, I haven't watched it yet, but I did watch his little documentary with his psychiatrist.

What was that one called? I forgot. Oh, I didn't know. It was good. I liked it. No, I watched. I don't remember if we finished it or not. I can't. I know I should know this. I don't think Jerry and I finished it, but I watched it with my sister when I was down there a few weekends ago. It was funny. And then me and Dale just watched where the crawl dad sing. I've never, never read the book, but I've heard it was great. You haven't seen the movie. It's good. It's a great movie.

I watched that movie with Mason and Santana. Is this a crying movie like a Nicholas Sparks movie? Hell no, you're not going to cry. No, but it's a, it's a good movie. I mean, it'll tug at your heartstrings, but you're not going to cry. You're going to be like, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So the, the title just sounds like something that you will cry to for somebody. Like there would be like a sad ending or something like, or a sad, happy ending. Um, but there, okay.

So there's some, was it last weekend or the weekend before? I don't know when it was that I went to the movies and it was last God and I, it was last Friday. Y'all want to know what I saw? Y'all know what I saw. The dumbest movie that is out right now. What is it called? Cocaine bear. I went and saw cocaine bear at the theater. I haven't been to the theater in probably 10 years. Um, also the popcorn there. So they won't, they like make you do your own popcorn butter.

And so they give you the popcorn and they don't layer the butter in there. So then like, you only have butter on the top and like the butter's not in the inside. So Pete, of course get, he's like, he's like, Oh, I hate that they don't layer it. So he gets a straw, gets them to give him an extra straw and he puts the straw down into the popcorn and he put force of butter. I know I was like, what are you doing? And I looked over there and he's like, can't they won't layer it for me.

So I got to do it myself. I was like, Oh my God. It was funny. I mean, worked out, I guess there was also a dude in there with a bulletproof jacket. I was getting my drink and this dude walks up next to me and he had a bulletproof jacket on and I was like, and I looked at him and I knew he could tell that that was like, what the hell? Why is he wearing a bulletproof jacket? And so I finally, I just spoke to him. I was like, I was like, Oh, I was like, are you wearing a bulletproof jacket?

Are you an undercover cop? Bulletproof vest? And he was like, yes, I am. And I was like, I was like, why are you scared of getting like shot or something? And he's like, no ma'am. And he, he was like, no ma'am or something like that. And then he was like, no. And he was like, I don't even have the plates in it right now. I'm just, I was like, well, why are you wearing it? Like you're freaking. And I was like, I'm not going to lie.

It's a little bit freaky because going into the movie theaters, people get, you know, those movie theater shootings and stuff. I was like, is he in here? Like, I don't know. It was weird. And it wasn't a dude. He did not buy himself. He was not a police officer. Was he by himself? What does a police officer look like? Like one that has a belt and like a, like a, with a holster and like all that stuff. Maybe he was off duty. I'll tell you what a police officer looks like.

They have a douchebag haircut. Yeah. This dude did not have a douchebag haircut. This dude looks more like, like he, he looked like a regular dude. I've dated some cops. He did have some like janky teeth. It was like some gold teeth in there. I think, but like, but I want to go. It's about to be St. Patty's day guys. I want to gold. I want to go. Must be a crackhead. Got a hold of the wrong stuff. Saw him a leprechaun up in the tree. Mobile Alabama. We talking about you. Oh my God guys.

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