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they them us and you

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A podcast unraveling the minds of 4 people who have never successfully completed a phone call with any customer service without stress sweating in the pits, back-part-of-kneecaps and balls. Together, friends named Girm, Choco, Stealth and Pob meet up for an hour a week to talk about topics ranging from how the Bee Movie (2007) is peak cinema, to solving modern-day mysteries... like if Demi Lovato really DID put that airline on blast? (they did :/) New episodes every Friday.
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Episodes

Interior Design 4 Dummies

Choco, Pob, and Girm talk about their worst interior design choices and opinions as well as discuss why Choco is coming to you live from a slavich prison.

Feb 12, 2024•1 hr

we are back from purgatory (white thumbs UP emoji)

description: finally we see girm at another perspective other than his "Goon For Men in Blue" corner. pob took an influencer mental health break (moved) and choco has a newfound hobby called speaking up! who knew they could raise their voice over the decibles of a cow mooing? anyways.... we are back with the regularly scheduled shit and piss jokes. also christmas happened, we had an episode planned... but oops! always next year, white thumbs UP emoji.

Dec 29, 2023•1 hr 27 min

Eating Wax, Fantasy Apocalyptic, and Pooping & Pi**ing the BED :(

Hi sorry, we missed last week. Here we are talking about poop again for 20 minutes. You would think we had ENOUGH of poop talk but I guess not because we are wild animals that LOVE poopy butt butt talk :|Anyways choco talks about peeing their pants and becoming a hero. Girm is a coward who will leave you to die to come back and bring you back in a SICK horrific twisted way. Have you ever had a dream of peeing?? Or what's your fave post-apocalyptic fantasy!??!??! #lgbtqia #perfume #bedwetting Int...

Nov 18, 2023•1 hr 15 min

The great twink revolt of 2018 + Sexy Mr Beast

Join Choco, Pob, Ben and Girm as they discuss the interesting lore behind the Mr Beast reincarnation cycle and government-mandated twinks! Ben is simultaneously interviewing for a job at ImGaybutNoImnot Industries and choco disassociates harder than an astral projection in the wind. Who do you think was the most sane person on the podcast and where should the silly meter be for this one...

Oct 14, 2023•1 hr 3 min

fortnite is how kids cope with divorce

pob is back and his big mouth is bigger than ever.. girm has a realization about pob and death (our oomfs) that blows his brain out (sexually). choco and pob have a anna olson off by baking cinnamon buns :pray_emoji:.... pob manifests a old woman selling iphone for cheap YASS pob also has a RAT INFESTION?#%$&?#&%?

Sep 29, 2023•1 hr 21 min

how i got stood up on 2 different dates in 1 month *GONE SEXUAL*

pob quite literally cannot get pass the "meet-up" phase and gives you two examples why. he does charity work by hanging out with a 62 year old woman for 7 hours on the middle of a friday in IKEA. another instance of insufferability was two queens maximizing their joint slay on the plane (pob and a friend he met). these two queens are the same person, pob and his alter.

Sep 08, 2023•54 min

4 fruits attempt listening comprehension

understanding that nobody in this discord call can read or write without the help of gr*mmarly or autocorrect, in attempts to save the lives of the gay people around us, we do a listening comprehension game called "pob reads his notes".

Sep 05, 2023•1 hr 1 min

pob saw hot men and passed out on a hike

this episode pob pretends hes a game show host by doing a spin-the-wheel for his notes. it lands on a note, pob reads it out and girm and choco have to figure out what the fuck he actually meant. we go through the dilemmas of plastic lawn chairs indestructibility, iphone airdrop terrorism, the surgical process of putting on a screen protector, what if princess diana's ice spice was a acapella musical, furry dance off's as kids entertainment and pob's hiking story where he almost died from seeing...

Aug 25, 2023•1 hr 34 min

ARTistics Talk (ft. @zeb6yy , @catchomp & @lazuli_rain )

Four fantastic (f)artists sit down and talk about how amazing AI art is....not. We trauma dump about selling ourselves for some meager Deviantart points and some invite codes for websites and how much we hate drawing. Zebby and Choco bond over their weirdest client, Girm and his absurd commission demands. Lazuli and Choco consider starting NSFW art for money to pay bills (and not personal entertainment at all). Lazuli tells us she doesn't do fanart because of legal trouble. 👀

Aug 18, 2023•1 hr 40 min

Garfield and Timmy Thick have one thing in common

pob tries to do an emergency intercom bit this episode... it FLOPS! choco experiences their first quinceanera (funeral) and now views life like that one 2004 bright and happy wallpaper. pob tried to beat the 'try not to fuck a mid white man' challenge *IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY* and fails once again. we talk about our movie watchathon, including Garfield (2004). girm is re-entering his 1D era with quickness ease and haste while choco gets GOBSMACKED in the qrt's for eating canned pasta....

Jul 28, 2023•1 hr 25 min

Terri Joe Conspiraries (feat. Mint)

a terri joe apologist fights against the allegations of being unfunny and having a mexican-coded wall. mint joins this episode to spread lana propaganda to the masses, have a world record of the longest silences after jokes being made and talks about his living situation being a rat stuck in the NYC sewers

Jul 14, 2023•1 hr 44 min

a european finally speaks their truth

choco (accompanied by pob) speaks what has been on THEIR mind for the past millennium. to his art journey (honk shoo) to being bullied at school *laughing track* to bars on windows so school kids can't k word themselves. choco's got it all !

Jul 09, 2023•1 hr 18 min

BRING BACK BEING NOSY!

pob wants to bring back eavesdropping and being insane in public (he wants attention). we speculate the validity of the "Tour Of Italy" from olive garden while girm has intrusive thoughts about living in rich people's houses. pob and girm bond over their insane moments of hyperealization with nature and the urge to just ESCAPE! epi-pen's are irl mercy rez, vaccuming worms under pob's desk, karma ft. ice spice, cyanide in tampons and micro-dosing softcore pjorn. pob has a REALLY embarassing story...

Jun 23, 2023•1 hr 25 min

cockroach trauma (feat. Tom)

tom finds out the clit does not have a hole.... we ALSO talk about his first,,,, flicking the bean story to youtube "kiss my gf in front of me" videos, insane biology teachers, sex ed, we attempt to talk about family trauma(???), cock(roaches), youtube developing cuck f*tishes,,,,, and... *checks notes* choco's farts?@?%&#^%*

Jun 16, 2023•1 hr 26 min

our worst grocery store experiences

we were SUPPOSED to talk about grocery stores,,, but that derailed quick LMAFO, choco has their grocery store racism arcs, scary grocery liminal spaces, the erewhon fantasy and absolute evil costco employees. pob does asmr and choco got sent a pipe bomb in the mail (GONE SEXUAL).

Jun 03, 2023•1 hr 17 min

my criminal neighbor, Paula

pob has never once shut up in his life and this episode is definitely NOT helping stop him. pob discloses how he thinks Big Liminal is sponsored by walmart, he just doesn't trust the lights they use. he mentions transportation a multiple amount of time, especially bus vibrations... for some reason. he explains his beef with The Lego Movie his schizophrenia with the ttuandu twitter account, he unironically admits to something rancid about his piercings, fake boner jorts, BUG-EYED ugly dogs on dat...

May 19, 2023•1 hr 2 min

cheek kissing IS cheating

Today we learn how sociopathic we really are. Would we let our dog lick us to completion? IDK. But we would turn our friends in to the police! And we would extort Taylor Swift for her millions and millions of doll-hairs.

May 12, 2023•1 hr 34 min

HOTTEST LEAGUE CHARACTERS TIER LIST (GAY)

ummm! stealth talks about how he wants to boypregnate the male league of legends characters till they turn into boyslop via artifical boysemination where the boys they produce are neuro boyvergent........ enjoy!

May 05, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 20

recruiting for Femboy Hooters (feat. NanoNano)

nano, a hardworking full-time femboy at heart, as well as media literate world-wide genius, helping millions across the world with her femboy juices (her official title; was paid to put this here), joins us with talking about growing up trans, realizations and struggles, trans issues, religion, future child robots for :weirdge: stuff and..... *checks notes*.. .. . ... choco being,, autistic and stuff

Apr 28, 2023•1 hr 16 min

100 gecs enjoyers stand UP! (feat. Ben)

ben joins for this episode! pob makes fun of his grey room (i know the walls smell like undertoe). pob does a thrift haul of clothes he thrifted, its horrible, he got a fishing shirt 😭. ben explains his first panic attack and choco bonds with him over tism. we find out ben is a psychopath because he laughs in the cold (unprompted). ben does a self-elimination with WILLINGLY bringing up his robot fucker allegations with his "intrusive thought". ben turning into a male manipulator... he UNIRONICA...

Apr 21, 2023•1 hr 34 min

Trauma SHOULD be laughed at

Choco and Girm deep dive (they dont) into conspiracy theories and art history. They also discuss why you should laugh at other peoples misfortunes (choco does)

Apr 07, 2023•1 hr 34 min

dissecting the my little pony c word jar image

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT EPISODE FOR THE REVEAL OF THE 25 SUB FOOTJOB WINNER!! you or a loved one could be the lucky one 😏 This episode Pob and Choco dissect a massive worldwide pandemic.... the my little pony cum jar. Pob also proposes a fantastic idea of a band called "The Twinks", testicular torsion merch, Meghan Trainor making the song of the summer with AI, and Pob giving us more ammunition to bully and make fun of him by not cleaning his waterbottle in 2 month.... and DOUBLING DOWN on it....

Apr 01, 2023•1 hr 32 min

fortnite mr beast is unironically hot (confessional)

Pob comes back from his government mandated 2-week purgatory (no internet) and has a bible-length note page. We talk about the GarfieldEATS twitter account and how the twitter manager is sending out SOS messages via brail. Choco never beating the sleeping in black mold allegations, KFC chicken elderly cannibalism, sexifying mr beast in fortnite, tamagatchi sperm.,.,. .,,. ,, and.... our favorite topic! shit kinks!! *crowd_booing.mp3* AND THANK YOU FOR 30 SUBS!! we appreciate it i think......

Mar 24, 2023•1 hr 47 min

Pob Micro doses Black Mold...

In this episode, we deep dive into Pobster's ever-growing and ever concerning, notes for the podcast. Paddington bear...chipmunks and other nauseating concerning topics are discussed. Girm has not slept in 28 hours and is barely conscious (choco tease) and gets blamed for global warming by some blond skinny twinkette (girl twink). Pob also discusses weaponized prostate stimulation.

Mar 03, 2023•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 13

this episode is adhd friendly (we stay on topic)

THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY SUBWAY SURFERS!!! (stealth's facecam footage got lostmanemoji) Buuut you know how you all have been asking and making fun of Pob never staying on topic :sob: well he picked out the topic for today's episode and idk... it ate down! We have a bit of a more Seer Rius conversation this episode about where you draw the line between your own morals/fundamentals and the person you're seeing...

Feb 19, 2023•1 hr 39 min

Choco has insane unspoken rizz

You would have never guessed this.. EYE (Pob who's writing this) would have never guessed this but this Valentine's episode Choco explains how they got a MOUNTAINS worth of pussy and gooch in their younger years. A shock to the entire eastern part of Japan :prayge:. Some of them causing insane water sports (squirt) trauma and some of them are cute and a giggle and a laff! Girm and Pob relish in having shared gay, growing up and fingiring out your sexuality experiences. But in the end we all real...

Feb 10, 2023•1 hr 39 min
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