they them us and you

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A podcast unraveling the minds of 4 people who have never successfully completed a phone call with any customer service without stress sweating in the pits, back-part-of-kneecaps and balls. Together, friends named Girm, Choco, Stealth and Pob meet up for an hour a week to talk about topics ranging from how the Bee Movie (2007) is peak cinema, to solving modern-day mysteries... like if Demi Lovato really DID put that airline on blast? (they did :/) New episodes every Friday.

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Episodes

Pob poisoned himself purposely (again)

Pob wants to fuck pixelated men (the how to train ur draegon cast + wolves in kung fu panda). Girm explains his mental gymnastics with calculating military time, we debate about shows and movies a bunch.. and Pob learns a derogatory way to say BLACK, also we celebrate the infamous "gay shirt" clip.

Feb 03, 2023•1 hr 33 min

Never let Choco around a hole

We understand Choco's deeper connection with holes as Girm accompanies them on answering fun questshuns via an inconspicuous list one of them found. (source? my brain.) Girm probably got bullied as a kid with Roshan from Ice Age comments so they talk about movies that created new traumas for them (in a silly and goofy way). They both confess about offering actors free foot massages (sexually) at the Doctor Who (2005) filming.

Jan 27, 2023•1 hr 12 min

Mating with the rat from Flushed Away

We all play games of ARAM in LoL this episode. While being extremely focused on losing, Choco gets confronted with the silent rumors by Girm LIVE. Pob discusses his disappearance from last episode with a heartbreaking story of courage and bravery (he poisoned himself). Choco & Pob agree on beastiality (just Pob), Girm and Stealth are unusually quiet on which way they lean. Subway gets a paid mention again. :rolling_eye_emoji:

Jan 20, 2023•1 hr 12 min

ADHD isn't real, you're lying to yourself

Girm's house burnt down last week (self-inflicted arson) and we all have to bear our eyes with the last picture he took as his background. Stealth and Girm bump purses with the knowledge that they're both gay AND mentally ill. Choco misses their off-screen audio sync clap again and it all goes down from there for them. (i (pob) don't know if any of this actually happened, i wasn't here and just get paid to make the title and description,,, i hope they don't see this :peepodeath:)...

Jan 14, 2023•1 hr 38 min

Subway knows something we don't...

Stealth wants Big Salad to go bankrupt. Pob thinks scurvy could have easily been prevented in viking times with planting orange trees, to quote: "it was a them issue!". We learn Girm deconstructed his food in childhood as a psychological fat kid thing, and Choco can't eat in public at all! (they will cry seeing an 'all you can eat' part of a menu) We also discuss how there's something suspiciously too good about subway cookies.... a modern day krabby patty formula idk. P*ss was also discussed a ...

Jan 10, 2023•1 hr 5 min

Holiday Special Sq*irt Off

Today we gather to celebrate the birthday and reason we have Christmas. Yes that's right. Mariah Carey herself.

Dec 23, 2022•1 hr 32 min

Italian food is a public health warning...

Today we gather for absolutely horrible news learnt about Choco's mother and her legal affiliation with the milk industry. Girm and Stealth debate white people; (Italian) food for a scary amount of time. And Pob goes on a date for a reason even HE doesn't know... also he talks about scamming again (A*azon will sue eventually).

Dec 16, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 3

7/11 Taquito Survivors

Pob teaches you a step-by-step guide on how to scam and steal from small businesses (amazon). Girm reaches an all-time low with his doordash account hackage in the 20th century. Pob comes out as a 7/11 taquito survivor. We all ponder our orbs about microplastic cleanse shots. Stealth is off in gay land (we pray for his cave)..... and Choco's squirt count hit the pentagon at a seriously declined altitude.

Dec 09, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 2

ONLINE FRIENDS....and other things

Today we discuss how online friends work in our own lives...or something. Girm talks about how he doxxed himself willingly and for free when he was young. Choco doubles down on the 'can't talk to people one-on-one' allegations. Stealth explains his sudden departure of streaming and Pob advertises a cereal brand he loves while explaining his first online oomf's s*x life that lead to a friend breakup.

Dec 02, 2022•1 hr 43 min

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