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Episode #3119 The New Phil Hendrie Show

Jun 28, 202427 min
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“A Basket of Buttner” visits Old Buttner Days. Bobbie dresses in a bar wench dress and Steve pisses off the old timers. Sign up for a Backstage Pass and enjoy a 30,000 plus hour archive, Phil's new podcast, Classic podcasts, Bobbie Dooley's podcasts, special live streaming events and shows, and oh so very much more…

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We have our service portal for all of our BSPs. One of the other things we have is a feature of your subscription is the pre-show. This is where I sit and I discuss and I talk. And I kind of pour my feelings out. One of our listeners noted on a fan page the other day that she loves listening to the pre-show because I swear a lot. I use a lot of four letter words, I use a lot of vulgarity. She thinks it's very funny. I don't look at it that way.

I mean, if it entertains you but I'm very unbridled, I'm very unsensory during the pre-show and there's a lot of dirty filthy. Come on Phil. Phil's a little angry here. No, I'm not angry. I realize that it's... Yeah, you do. You get very... You get very graphic, Mr. Henry. Sometimes it's extremely graphic. Oh well, I don't want to offend your... Get on Bud's back. What are you talking like you're some kind of an innocent lamb here? No, but I mean, you're all like F this, F, yeah, F, yeah.

Here's his right, Phil. Oh well, okay, excuse me for... He's leaving again. On the Phil Henry show, great by great value of the backstage pass, less than $10 for a month, less than $7 a month for the year. Get it now. Get it now while the Gettin's good. At PhilHenryShow.com. The greatest value online other than porn. Hi everybody, it's Bobby Dooley. Steve Dooley and Steve Dooley too. And we are, again, presenting a basket of buttner.

This is a buttner's lake show from last summer when we were celebrating old buttner days, right Steve? Yeah, old buttner days where Bobby dressed up in a saloon... Don't say it. Yeah, well, saloon lady dress. And I had on buck skins and chaps and walked around. Right. Well, alright, I'll say, Steve walked around the chaps last year with nothing on underneath. So you dressed like a saloon whore? Oh god, I never touched you.

Anyway, this is a celebration of old buttner days and we have on a lot of very colorful characters from around the buttner village, the landings, the Gublin, the Goblin Squats and buttner town. We're all there on the show today as we celebrate old buttner days. Yeah, right Steve? My nuts. I didn't touch you. Tell the people they didn't. She didn't touch me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the language. Here it is, old buttner days on the world famous Phil Henry show, Steve. Yeah, yay.

And now he's yelling from the Elf and Sioux to go in Southern California and also joining the dolies, Bobby and Stevie. Bobby and Stevie and Steve doly and buttner late here, Phil Henry. Thank you very much buttner. No, it's definitely Bobby and Steve. Sometimes they've made that mistake though. Bobby joining us from buttner lake where they, you know, you guys were a little late getting up there, Bobby. We were Phil, you know, just one thing led to another in June.

We were supposed to be and we usually are up here at the butt, what we call the butt. And the boys are here. Jason. I'm excuse me, not Jason. You're Justin. What are the names of my sons? Seth Dylan and Justin. Oh, Seth Dylan and Justin. Yeah. Justin, how do you like it up here? You know, it's okay, mom. He just ran off. Seth, how do you like it? And Dylan, how do you like it? Well, I really like it a lot, mom. And thank you for bringing us to butt, up to the butt, up to the butt.

And that's enough. All right, so go off and do your inner tubing over there with your father. Are you going to take the boys in the inner tube, Steve? Steve, are you taking the boys in the inner tube? I'm telling you about that too much. I'm sorry, Phil, we're getting that kid to organize. As we just arrived here at buttner, not more than, oh, I'd say, 92, maybe an hour and a half to 90 minutes ago. Well, that's the same thing, but that's the same thing, Bobby. Who is that? It was Margaret.

It's me. Oh, I'm sorry. What's the same thing? 90 minutes and an hour and a half. Anyway, Bobby, thank you for joining us for Butter Lake. It is the kickoff for another buttner summer. As I mentioned, you guys were late getting up to the lake. We were, Phil, it was a very, very busy June. We had, actually, a late starting summer attack, Colonel Dean was with us. We had the satisfaction for that experience. We had bones, boss, ner, and his quartet. I'm not familiar. Are these popular?

Are they what? They're very popular with the boys out of the inner tube. Yes, Phil, they're very popular at the summer attack, maybe you've never heard of them, but we happen to respect and like them at Western Estates. I'm sorry, they're not the kind of Hollywood fear that you would join. Bobby, I'm not trying to criticize. I just, I didn't know who these, what these acts were, but this, so you were organizing that and that caused the late start to the late. Yes, it caused the bird.

Who's knocking the horn out there? Bill Kebler, are you talking about horns, you? Okay, Bobby, we're doing an interview now. I understand, but Bill Kebler's knocking the horn. Yeah, Bill Kebler was talking to Horn, Phil. Do you hear it? I'm in here, so Bobby, tell us about Old Butner Days, which is what you're celebrating there at Butner Lake. We are celebrating Old Butner Days and here at Butner Lake. And I'm dressed, Phil, like an old saloon gown.

If you ever seen the saloons from the Old West, I have on an old saloon dress that I found in a drift store over at Moonwalk over there in the valley. And I have on the Gardner Belt. And Steve's dressed like, we're Steve, we're your father. We're your corporate. Okay, Bobby, that went on over the air. I'm sorry, I was dealing with Kebler. Steve's dressed like, where are you dressed, honey? What? How are you dressed? I got on a parapherst. Oh, yes. Hi, Mr. Henry.

I'm dressed like a, the guy that plays the crap table. The Coupier? The Coupier. Yeah, that's how Steve is dressed like the guy that runs the game in the saloon. Old Butner Days, I want to bring in Hal Faviday and how you have been instrumental in Old Butner Days for the last 20, 25 years. Tell us about Old Butner Days. What does it reflect? What is it about? Thank you, Bobby. Old Butner Days is a celebration of the turn of the century Butner Lake.

And those days before the Goblin family had got here and had given it the name Lock Butner, which was eventually changed to Butner Lake by Susan Paradigm and our wonderful Chamber of Commerce to promote tour, tour of tourism, tour of tourism, what tourism, tourism, right, tourism, it was called Lock Butner. But before that, it was called Horror Valley. What's it called? Horror Valley. Horror Valley. Horror Valley, did he say? You're not saying Horror Valley.

No, H-O-R-R-O-R. Horror Valley. Horror Valley. I didn't say Horror. Billy, did I? Steve, get out of here. You said Horror Valley. You said Horror Valley. You numb nut. Okay, you're going to have to get a handle on these people, Bobby, but I have to cut away. Everybody watch your language. Steve, pick a hike. Oh, yeah, sure. It was called Horror Valley.

And it was here, Bobby, that the Platinum Party, who had been traveling with the Donner Party down across the Sierra Nevada's made a left turn over the mountains, over Siebring Range, and down across the bonehead plane, and made their way down here into Horror Valley. Now, it was called, at that time, it was simply called the Pit because the Butner Lake, go Horror Valley, you go from the very high pinnacle there of Gooblin Peak all the way down to the lake itself, a lock-buck near.

And then it goes back up to Bob's pointed head, which is the name of that mountain. They call it Bob's pointed head, Phil, because of its discover, or is it initially climbed by a man named Robert McCuba? And... Robert, who? Robert, what is it, then? Robert McCumber, wasn't it? Robert McCumber. And he got up there and people asked him, why is it well up? They didn't think it was spotted, they'd think all the Bob's pointed head. Oh, after Bob, but at that time, so when they... when they...

Platinum group found it, they were out of food, and they were out of water, and that's when they began to resort to cannibalism. Oh my God, you're kidding. Are you talking about cannibalism? That's right. What is that, a big... Give you big throw, don't do it, Haley. Can I ask this gentleman a question? Phil Hendry is... I want to ask you a question. Phil Hendry. Not familiar. My name's... it's alright, sir.

So, you're saying that the... the Putnam party that broke away from the Donner party and went south across the bonehead flats, and found this place called the Pit, which they eventually call... Who called it horror valley? Well, the Putnam group called it horror, after they realized they'd been eating each other. They went ahead and said, well, you know, and then they died. So... How could they call it horror valley and then die? Because that's what they said.

They said, this is horror valley, and then the next day they're dead. Okay, but how did they know who... They kept it in a journal or something, and there were signs put up, saying, welcome to horror valley, and then the guy that put the sign of collapse. Part of it was already eaten, you know. Oh my God! Oh, take it easy, duly. Part of him was already eaten. I'm imagining that. I don't know for a fact. So, the Putnam... I've never heard of the Putnam party. Well, that's okay.

It's just because you never heard of him, Mr. Harry. Doesn't mean it never happened. I got more people. I got more of these tuckers coming up here from the city. I'm not arguing with you, sir. I just... I'd never heard of it. Well, now you know what now you're half. So, then came the Gublin family, and they called it... Why did they call it Butler Lake again? Gublins... Well, there were two families. The Gublin... Not the Gublin family, but the Goblin family.

Oh, that's right. The Gublin... The Goblin family, one of the sons left and said he never wanted to come back. And he changed his last name to Gublin, but then changed his mind and came back. So, they called and lived on the other side of the lake, where you have your cabins. That's called the Gublin. So, he didn't want to live with the main family. Right. How do we know any of this is true? What? Never mind. That's... Hi, this is a general Gail and Shaw, sir. Phil is just making a joke there.

He's a question. I happen to be the valley... Ha, ha, ha, ha. That's a good one, Mr. Henry. Yeah, that's fine, sir. Yeah, this is old butter days, and it's based upon the turn of the century when this place was horror valley, and the Putnam family was found half eaten. So, get a load of that. We understand that, sir, and we're just trying to get the back around it. Yeah. I did my research, sir. All right. Okay. I didn't have any idea. I apologize. Thank you very much for...

Oh, wait a minute, Phil. I'm not done talking to this. Jump. I'm a what? Nothing, nothing, I'm kidding. All right. So, then came the Gublin family and Lake Bucknear, and here we are. And here we are. Yeah. And you're dressed at the turn of the century. They had the first saloon they had here, was called the Horror Hotel Saloon.

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they held onto the name for about a couple of three years. The horror saloon, horror hotel. And that's where you would be working, Ms. Doole. Now, where would the horror hotel be? Where are we right now, the flats, which is the Marina. It was located right here on this north side of the island where you live, Gublin Straits, before Percy Goblin broke away from the family and became light of the world, Gublin. What does that mean? What does that mean, light of the world?

Well, he went into, it was religion, right? He became a evangelical. Light of the world, Gublin. Now, was this name, you know, or, yeah, let me have one of those. Okay, are those or derbs? Is that the rich cracker cheese? I'll have two. I'll have two, thank you. They've got or derbs. They're walking around with, you know, rich crackers and cheese fill. And there's hot dogs and there's buns too. Big deal.

Hey, Dully, why don't you go into the lake, not paddle your arms, not kick your legs, and see how long you can float. Okay. All right, I'm gonna hold on, Bobby. You guys take a hike. Okay. Bobby Dully. What got a hike, I said? Me too? Yes. You're talking to the person. Thank you. I'm awfully sorry, Phil, but these guys are a little bit out of control. I understand. We're talking to Bobby and Steve Dully at Butner Lake. It is old Butner days there.

And we'll be right back with more right after this message. Go! Go! Hi, Steve Dully. You can go, go drown yourself in a lake. You fuck! Go! Hi, it's Phil Hendry, the world famous Phil Hendry show backstage pass is available to you today every day for a subscription. You can go into our archives and listen to the thousands and thousands and thousands of hours of radio shows, as well as digital shows that we've done for you down through these many, many years.

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And we also have some radio and TV interviews that we did on a couple of television pilots that we actually, if you can believe it, produced someone gave us the money for it. Yeah. The world famous Phil Hendry show at PhilHendryShow.com. It's really fun. It's in a general. Yeah, it's great. Go! At PhilHendryShow.com, the greatest value online other than porn. I welcome back folks. We'll fill in with PhilHendryShow.com. We have Bobby and Steve Dully at Butler Lake. It's Old Butterdays, Bobby.

Thank you very much Phil. Old Butterdays would not be Old Butterdays. If we didn't have a clutterline Wilson, she runs the flat liquor store. And also Phil is the brand new Google and Steakhouse, which you've opened up. Natalie Dully here. Thank you, Bobby. Natalie, when did you get the idea for the Google and Steakhouse? At the Google and Steakhouse, we were considering my husband and I. We opened up the flat barbershop and we have the chicken on the run.

And we thought that as Steakhouse was needed, people wanted to supply dining. Well, you could sit down, have a stay. You just heard our lit historian there. What was that guy's name? I forget. Well, he told you that cannibalism had been practiced here back in the day. And so I thought, you know, so you thought of Steakhouse? No, I thought to be foolish or anything.

But I thought, you know, where once there was cannibalism and human beings eating each of his flesh, now you can sit down to a steak. Oh, God. That was my husband's speed. This man, Steak Dully, is a piece of work, isn't he? Steak, Steak, Bug off. Go with the boys and go over the falls. Perfect. Hey, Bobby. Anyway, Natalie, so you had the idea for a steakhouse after you found out that they practiced cannibalism. That's been common, not. I don't know. You're just finding out about it.

But the practice of cannibalism at the turn of the 20th century was very well known to many of the long-time residents. But when we decided to open the Steakhouse, you know, I talked to my husband and company and the business people. I said, it's ironic, isn't it, that we had a valley that was crawling with cannibals at one time? Can I ask a question? I'm still Henry. Yes, sir. What do you mean crawling with cannibals? Well, there was this Deputten Party. What are you doing?

I'm trying to, I'm sorry, but my underwear got stuck up. The Deputten Party filled, it was only a party about six or seven people. But it just seemed like the place was crawling with cannibals when the first cavalry came in and found these people inside saying, welcome to horror valley. And there's a guy there, draped over the side dead with part of his leg. Okay, so therefore it seems like it was crawling with cannibals. Well, it would read the history, okay?

Before you take, you know, any judge would feel, read the history. And you'll swear this place was lousy with cannibals. From coast to coast, by man, from Bob's pointed head all the way up to Google and Peak. We're talking with Bobby. And the other thing, hold on, Mr. Henry is hosting the show from Southern California. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, we're talking with Bobby Dooley at Button or Lake. It is Old Button or Days. Well, interviewing some of the locals about, you know, Old Button or Days.

Go ahead, Bobby. Yeah, so you have the Googling steakhouse. And what else? We've had chicken on the run as you know, Bobby, because they speak to people over here. You know, we love Steve. He's such an, he's such an imbecile. Yeah, but he's a lovable man and Steve's over here getting chicken every other night. And then of course we have the flat slicker store where Steve comes for his beer and his beer nuts. Here Steve's there. Come on Steve, we're talking about you. I thought I heard my name.

I didn't feel it. Good Steve. Are you coming in and get chicken tonight? Oh, I'm going to get chicken tonight, but it won't be at your store. It'll be up the hill of my house. If you know what I mean, oh god damn it, Bobby. What you ever talked that way. Bobby, please. I'm sorry, but he's talking about your wife like she's some newborn slut. Come on. Steve, Rob, why don't you go down and get the butter girl ready. I want to take it across the lake. What you think?

Okay. I want to check out the new Jesse Waters show. Okay, we're talking to Bobby Dooley and one of the locals there, Madeline. You run the restaurant and the liquor store, right? That's right Phil and chicken on the runs. We have now the Goop, the Gooblin State House, chicken on the run, and the flats store and the landing, which is the marina for the boats. Thank you very much, Madeline. All right, Bobby. Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen. We'll be right back. Got it? No, that's not it.

And we're clear. Bobby, you can't do that anymore. I'm telling you, if you hit him one more time, you'll lay a hand on him. I'm calling a cop. What do you got to call a cop and tell him? That I hear you assaulting somebody. He's a man. Doesn't make any difference. You hit him right in the, where'd you hit him? I pinched his butt. Let me talk to Steve. Here, here he is. Steve. Yeah. What did she do to you, man? His class. It sounded like she kicked you right in the balls.

Well, I, it didn't hurt, but I wanted to make it sound better for you. You exaggerated it. Hey, Dully, what do you think it's funny or something? Yeah. Pretty much. She pinched your ass. It didn't hurt. It hurt bad. You need a phone back. Thank you. Okay, we about done. Do a comparison with you right back. The following was pre-recorded. Hi, I'm Bobby Dully. And while we head up to Buttern Lake for the old Buttern Day celebration, I would not go up there.

I wouldn't be alone in the car with the boys, Dylan Seth and Justin, and the other boys, Steve, without my backstage pass and my earbuds. That keeps me sane. And let me just suggest that to any parent or wife or husband, if you want to drown out the noise and keep all those clowns out of your head. Get a backstage pass, get those earbuds, pump that through the phone, and you're going to be live in large. No deposit, no return.

Yeah, all right. World-famous Phil Henry Show backstage pass, get it at PhilHenryShow.com. The greatest value online out of the porn. Come on up, come on. Welcome back here to The Phil Henry Show at Buttern Lake, is Bobby and Steve Dully. And we're just checking in with them. It's old Buttern Days up there. And lots of action there, hubbubby. Yeah, we're out here on the patio with the landing Phil. There's a lot of people that are going into the new Googling stakeout.

You want to get a stake, Steve? Hey, Steve, Bobby, Steve said that you just pinched his ass. That's right, that's right. But he made it sound like that I'd taken. He made it sound like I took gardening shoes to it. You know what? Bert. Oh my ass. Why is it? Bobby, what else do you have planned? You guys got up there late. You weren't there for the Fourth of July? We were not here for the Fourth of July.

But it was better than we weren't because I had published a photograph last year of what I thought was the Fourth of July celebration. And it was actually an ammo dump in the Ukraine blowing up. So that was... Yeah. That feel. Okay, enough with a pinching on the ass. Who are you talking to? You, Bobby. Mr. Henry, I have had it with being yelled at. I don't like listening to this guy. Steve, quit making it sound like you're being tortured. I'm sorry.

All right, Bobby, congratulations on another successful run up to Butler Lake. How long you guys staying for? We're probably going to be here for... Are you going to fire up the boat or are you going to stand there looking stupid? Okay. We'll probably be here for another, you know, 60 days, I guess. You know, maybe just before the beginning of the summer, I mean, the beginning of September, we'll head back. So Steve's going down to fire up the boat? Yeah, Steve's down far enough.

Steve, got the boat out? Hi, I need to get a little bit out there. What's up? You're sitting up back now. Uh, so... All right, well, Bobby. Is that him? Yeah. What's your opinion on him? Anyway, that's just... Yeah. Yeah! Here he goes. Uh, got a boat as he got anyway. He's hoping to get up. So, um, bystand... Anyway, Bobby, thanks for joining us for old butner days and the story about the, uh, the googling steakhouse and the fact that there was, the place was lousy with cannibals.

You're welcome, Mr. Hanger, I hope you all enjoy your summers. And I know the weeds, as I know the weeds. Right. Uh, the world thing that's still going to be so exact to the previous spot, Phil Henry, for example, he incorporated all rights reserved on podcast one. Steve? No. It's summertime and with Pluto TV's Summer of Cinema, the streaming is easy. Stream hundreds of free movies on all your favorite devices, all summer long. Chill out poolside with mission impossible and transformers.

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