Geoff expounds on the worldly wisdom of a famously tight-trousered trio, tries unsuccessfully to haggle on eBay, and encourages control freaks to take some time off... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aksdk3/S3E8_Transcript983b8.pdf
Geoff talks revolutionary approaches to food processing, suspects that we actually do want the printed junk mail in the letterbox, and Little Kev gets a bit shirty... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aitpcw/S3E7_Transcript_8281k.pdf
Geoff tries to avoid being a mastication nazi, explains why podcasts don't necessarily suck and why sleep is really annoying TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dzidwj/S3E6_Transcript7lv3j.pdf
Geoff turns a blind eye to 17% of the roast chicken stuffing, talks camouflage with Little Kev, and gets annoyed about stupidly-named things
Geoff exposes the cruelty and deception behind a beloved comestible, adds to his musical palette and explains the similarity between Pink Floyd's David Gilmour and KFC
Geoff chooses the steak over the soybeans, worries in advance with Little Kev, and discovers that we actually don't need to see it to believe it TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/53caut/S3_E3_Transcriptbpm8a.pdf
Geoff contemplates the mystery and inevitability of annoying surprises, talks reincarnation and hopes there'll be room for some negotiation... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/78ka4u/S3E2_Transcriptaztr4.pdf
Geoff wonders about wires, predicts Hollywood's next big thing, and suspects surreptitious supermarket slavery.... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/3gi5np/S3E1_Transcript9q17q.pdf
Geoff wonders whether 100 years is enough already, considers a "can't be arsed" clause, and becomes immersed in entertainment...
Geoff washes the outside of the car, avoids the housework, and suspects that fibs are unavoidable... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/d7qcmx/S2E19_Transcript60zor.pdf
Geoff feels guilty about curry, explains why anger might be a job qualification, and feels a bit sorry for the narcissists... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ivynqu/S2E18_Transcript7tj3g.pdf
Geoff ponders the badge of squalor, wonders if the curtains are hiding anything, and proves that there's something in absolutely everything...
Geoff reveals that windows aren't doing us any favours, that some things can't be owned, and that small packages can be disappointing...
Geoff wonders if coffee is really an effective anti-terrorism weapon, and suggests that apparent insanity may be our best defense against unwanted surveillance... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yfymep/S2E15_Transcript9c0tt.pdf
Geoff comes clean on the meaning of existence, searches for dead birds and - armed only with a roast chicken - gives unwanted answers...
Geoff stays in bed to kill time, sings about party time in Trondheim, and suspects supernatural activity at the supermarket... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/6i4kc7/S2E13_Transcript95aav.pdf
Geoff identifies those most in need of a vacation, sings about having Nothing For August and explains why the Swiss love Germany... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2kuysv/S2E12_Transcriptab81k.pdf
Geoff ponders baking by remote control, sings about perfect love and considers eating out to save the planet... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jeivyz/S2E11_Transcriptb5aax.pdf
Geoff stares at the floor, plays a fairly weird song and explains how joy might be only 24 hours away... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4qvy8y/S2E10_Transcript76owo.pdf
Geoff finds something actually good about social media, explains why humans and politics don't mix, and locks the flamethrower away... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rddefa/S2E9_Transcript8ie0q.pdf
Geoff insists that sweets need to be unhealthy, tries to save time in the bathroom and explains why teeth are a luxury item... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/giq7ku/S2E8_Transcript733yp.pdf
Geoff takes a good look at foot fashion without needing a reason, and reveals how you too can be friendly and angry at the same time... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4jire/S2E7_Transcript7gbtw.pdf
Geoff considers the advantages of crappy eyesight, tries to focus on fashion and suspects that extraterrestrials just aren't that into us... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nq3gs9/S2E6_Transcript5z6r3.pdf
Geoff contemplates creation, makes like a dolphin, and looks to the supernatural for a new life insurance product... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tyigaw/S2E5_Transcript5zzit.pdf
Geoff shows lactose some love, avoids toilet humour and checks the munchie decibels... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/svkrmj/Transcript_S2E48p8c7.pdf
Geoff minimises food risks, offers relationship tips, wonders if animals can boogie, explains the benefits of being bored, and starts with the pillow talk, already... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tbxnuc/S2E3_Transcriptax1rb.pdf
Geoff salutes the late Steve Irwin, dispels some tourism myths, takes a musical look at baskets and reveals why a fatal nibbling might be only natural... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tfdugm/S2E2_Transcriptagzku.pdf
Geoff combines things with beer, gets a bit older and ponders the potential joy of stupidity... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/im2ej7/S2E1_Transcript7ajbe.pdf
For the finale episode in Season 1:- Geoff suggests stockings for horn players, explains why earth hasn't been destroyed by aliens, and considers boning up on his Russian folk song repertoire... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yzrd6j/S1E20_Transcript7i3br.pdf
Geoff tries to avoid disappointment, ponders the power of negative thinking, and reveals golden opportunities for furniture manufacturers and fast food franchisees... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/graibc/S1E19_Transcript7ov9a.pdf
