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THE WASHED MEN

Seth Allen & Shain Brendenassville.libsyn.com
Washed comedians Shain Brenden, Seth Allen, and their guests remember when things used to be better and their backs didn't hurt so much. Support the pod and get bonus content patreon.com/thewashedmen Follow Shain on IG @shainbrenden Follow Seth on IG @heysethallen Follow the pod on IG @thewashedmenpod
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Episodes

Smash Or Pass

NEW SHOW ALERT! SETH AND SHAIN'S JOKES & THANGS DECEMBER 28. Tickets here, FIFTY PERCENT OFF discount code in the patreon: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429 https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen

Dec 12, 20241 hr 12 min

CLASSIC ASS: Everyday Was Shainsgiving

CHICKEN MEAT IN THE POT! We go back to Thanksgiving, 2021 to talk about wild turkeys and foot fetish DMs. Truly nothing has changed. Enjoy!

Nov 28, 20241 hr 9 min

Madea Steals Your Data

BIG HOT EP: Shain and Seth do a show in Ridgefield, Washington and a local just has to yell out the n-word. Then Seth accidentally sees a Christian movie and converts.

Nov 21, 20241 hr 15 min

Either Way Ya Gotta Love It

Shain is DOWN BAD after another Dawgs loss, Seth is DOWN BAD after a big bomb in the Couve, and they realize both were their own fault. Then Seth sees an armed man choke a guy. Come on out and see Shain and Seth in Ridgefield this weekend baby!!!

Nov 12, 20241 hr 1 min

2 Boots And A Scoot

Shain hosts an election party that goes how you might expect. Seth brings cowboy Riff Raff to the pod. Go to hell Big Kahuna sunglasses!

Nov 07, 20241 hr

Skinny Meat

Seth has a bone to pick with Shain and the washed men uncover a major weakness in our national security at Ace Hardware. Then Shain is forced to deal with a hot horned up Halloween audience. Fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/thewashedmen

Oct 31, 202457 min

Earl Klugh The God

Go Dawgs! Shain deep dives into Seth's past and Jazz Guitar. HOT boner ep on the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen

Oct 23, 20241 hr 29 min

Skinny Calf Kings

A pretty emo ep about quitting comedy. Boner Clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen

Oct 16, 20241 hr 1 min

Moroccan Jelqing

Shain battles teens on local TV, Seth battles diarrhea while abroad. Stop jelqing and buy Shain's album Either Way, Pretty Funny: https://shainbrenden.bandcamp.com/album/either-way-pretty-funny

Oct 11, 20241 hr 6 min

A Classic Washed Episode

Feel the rain on your skin! Enjoy this classic episode from Sept 2021! We will be back next week with a brand new episode! In the meantime get Shain's debut album "Either Way, Pretty Funny" right here! https://www.blondemedicine.com/bm134-either-way-pretty-funny

Oct 03, 20241 hr 3 min

So Seth Allen

Shain goes on a comedy golf trip and ends up at the club. Seth realizes he has a major branding problem and tells the grossest joke of his life. BUY SHAIN'S ALBUM "EITHER WAY PRETTY FUNNY" https://music.apple.com/us/artist/shain-brenden/1503603424

Sep 26, 20241 hr 9 min

Today Is Where Your Book Begins

Release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin! Shain tries to grind, Seth injures himself playing disc golf.

Sep 19, 20241 hr 3 min

Crips & Cowboys

Shain's mind is a washed haunted house and Seth thinks Jamie Kennedy deserves more respect. Buy Shain's album or his son won't eat: https://music.apple.com/us/album/either-way-pretty-funny/1762454603

Sep 12, 20241 hr 3 min

I Got The Internet Blowin Nuts

Seth has train drama and then is put in his place at Bumbershoot, Shain regrets buying a blue check.

Sep 06, 20241 hr 8 min

It Goes Down In The BM

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth go to Seattle. Seth does a house show, Shain is tired of a famous comedian's opener. Well that's a surprise. Patreon! https://www.instagram.com/assvillepod

Aug 29, 20241 hr 15 min

The Jin of Drops!

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors debut hot new drops and one of them sends Shain into a dark spiral he can never return from. Shouts to Bumberpoop 2024, Jin the MC, and Blade: The Series.

Aug 14, 202459 min

Washed Men

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Who washes the washedmen? Come see Shain and Seth in Seattle on 8/24 to find out! Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville

Aug 08, 20241 hr 6 min

Bog With The Hog

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets sick in Sacramento and Seth discovers a secret glizzy menu. Shelly drops in hot after returning from [REDACTED].

Aug 01, 20241 hr 2 min

Nickelblack

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain returns from golfing with the wealthy whites of Santa Barbara and Seth helps the black youth save some goats.

Jul 25, 20241 hr 10 min

Surfboard Mechanic

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The hilarious Nariko Ott (What's More Metal pod, @nariko_ott) fills in while Shain is on vacay to talk with Seth about Sex Club Comedy, regular degular unhinged open mic behavior, condiment cops, and roast jokes.

Jul 17, 202457 min

Bro Country For Oldmen

CLAPPERS REJOICE! See Shain & Seth in Seattle 8/24 please! Now enjoy the Mayors freestyling over bro-country beats. Boner Clap on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville

Jul 10, 202455 min

Got Em Wet Like Baby Carrots

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain bounces back from his injury (assault?) and Seth runs into surprise challenges emceeing a country music festival. And a fresh Bone to Clap in the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville

Jul 03, 20241 hr 6 min

SHAIN'S ASPHALT

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is injured so Shelly steps in to explain why the pod will never be successful.

Jun 27, 202433 min

Tug Buds

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain loves Sean Paul's Tiny Desk and Seth should have been a tugboat captain. And a fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville

Jun 19, 20241 hr 6 min

DSL Sethy

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Recorded in the green room at Helium in Portland, the Mayors rate some fresh roast jokes about Seth, fried glizzy foreskin snacks, Cam'ron's Ant Edwards diss, and pivoting to a life of being jacked bank robbers who live in the woods.

Jun 12, 20241 hr

CLASSIC ASS: Grown & Sexy R&B Playlist

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Mayors could not record this week (Shain in hiding after committing a heinous crime) so enjoy this throwback ep from March 2021 where Shain and Seth reveal the ultimate ASSVILLE R&B playlist. Clappers love theme eps and we almost never do them because we are in our own way. Enjoy!

Jun 06, 20241 hr 48 min

Bar Friends Bar Foes

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain can’t remember a man’s name, Seth ad libs become mad libs. Patreon! Hot Long Bone! https://www.patreon.com/assville

May 30, 20241 hr 6 min

Boner Clap Leak (Cam'ron has IBS)

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors could not record this week so we're dipping into those hot boner claps from patreon including the original never heard in public Seth Gets Busted Confession, deep inside comedy goss, and Shain getting inspired by discovering Cam'ron has IBS (and made a song about it.). More things like this but unredacted on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

May 22, 202436 min

Stand On Monkey Bidness

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets lost in the sauce in Phoenix, Seth has a sexy time at the St. John's Parade. Welcome back Curtis! Extended boner clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville

May 16, 20241 hr 1 min

Asspicious

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain vows to become a stripper, Seth's IG thirsting goes wrong. Too much local tea spilled in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville

May 09, 20241 hr 6 min
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