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CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain spends a weekend in Seattle, Seth cooks up a can't miss restaurant concept. Kendrick in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain spends a weekend in Seattle, Seth cooks up a can't miss restaurant concept. Kendrick in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors end up at an exclusive social club with some questionable vibes and discuss whether or not lemon-pepper cottage cheese is fusion cuisine. Fresh boner clap up on the patreon too, get in here! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth are deep into Fallout, with some bones to pick. Shain becomes the Joker, Seth becomes Gaga, both get Fraternity Names. And spicy comedy talk that is too local. Big Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth's sacs are filled with juice so he has to buttchug antibiotics. Shain is going through it. Fart in a skillet! Clear eyes, wet sacs, can't lose! ShainBrenden all platforms! HeySethAllen some platforms!
CLAPPERS REJOICE! It turns out Seth was sick the whole time. Ipso facto: the Mayors can't record this week, so enjoy this throwback ep (Country COVID) from the last time Seth was this sick way back in 2022. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets cast in a sitcom pilot with Ernie Hudson, which he has never talked about before for some reason (wet brain). Seth has a conspiracy theory. Diddy goes into hiding. More ass on Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors argue about Timothée Chalamet and discuss horny stand up spots. More on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors have another big business idea, for real this time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's an all-timer ep as the Mayors open for a young hot influencer and his audience of hammered lady youths. And Shain launches the Guess Seth's Moles Challenge. Even spicier boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has a full weekend of L's, Seth strikes show gold. The mayors get grumpy about violations of unwritten green room opener etiquette! Cam'ron IBS on Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Bad tattoos are good but also bad and it's time for the Mayors to start a band. Boner Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain simps hard for Manscape, Seth gets corrected on horse information again, and Curtis makes deviled eggs. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain goes to LA, Seth goes to ATL. Bonus Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets caught being BRIT-ISH and Seth spreads misinformation about horses. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
Clappers REJOICE! Seth gets HUMILATED by Instagram and it's Shain's birthday! Boner claps in the Patreon https://patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! They Mayors get snowed in. Shain bakes for Seth, Shelly is mean. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is Katt Williams. Seth is Katt Williams. Check out Boner Claps on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! New Year New Claps! Shain can't get in the club. Seth hurts his back BEING A MAN. New Boner Claps on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth has too much time, Shain got beat up in the bathroom. Yamhill news it's not good! HOT bonus clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth talk 5G cost savings vs. conspiracies, white Southern Rappers, belt buckles, comedy show fights, and T.I. Shain was part white the whole time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's Shelly on Shelly as Shain and Seth could not find a time to be in the same room at the time this week. Shelly joins to talk about out of business foodcarts stalking her IG, deadly Panera Lemonade, and movies starring Gerard Butler also produced by Gerard Butler. Then we revisit a classic Shelly episode. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Concentrated Shain is a problem. Seth busts his spreadsheet wide open. Some of this ep went so off the rails it had to be Patreon only. Shain's fault! Yovu beer! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors love Australian Drill Rap and learn how to transition from sitting to standing correctly. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back with a baby! Shelly is glad the baby looks black. Seth's back hurts. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is in the hospital waiting on the newest member of ASSVILLE so a little curveball here as Seth and Shelly prepare the nest and revisit ASSFEST just to tease and squeeze ASSFEST 2! Yovu Beer! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth hang at the horniest show in town and then Shain abandons Seth. https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors unpack Shain's album recording and welcome our new official sponsor Yovu Beer! Milk that goat! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth tag team opening for a British white rapper, Shain gets roasted by local teens. New drops! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors make ASS history and finally watch RADIO. Also Dangerous Minds, and Shelly reinforces toxic masculinity and some other problematic behaviors. Come see Shain record his album! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Get your splat points up! The Mayors buy the Perch and the Equalizer is an Avenger. Get tickets to Shain's album recording 10/20/23: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227