Young Ying Yang Twins
Shain gets his card declined at Popeyes. Seth also has a bad day. New technology!
Jul 17, 2025•1 hr 7 min
THE WASHED MEN
Washed comedians Shain Brenden, Seth Allen, and their guests remember when things used to be better and their backs didn't hurt so much.
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Episodes
Throwback Clap - Phillip M. Spitters
In a truely WASHED moment both Shain and Seth screwed up this week trying to record the pod. Let's just say that one of them forgot to bring an SD Card and the other one didn't set up the equipment properly so they ended up NOT RECORDING for 36 mins that no one will ever hear. Check out their PATREON for the apology video. https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen
Jul 10, 2025•1 hr 1 min
FOOD CRIMES MEGA EP!
Shain gets cutoff in the Delta Sky Lounge but still enjoys a nice washed Wu Tang concert and advice from [CENSORED ICONIC HOLLYWOOD PERSON]. Aaaand St. Johns is pretty racist, Seth DOMMED Seattle. Dock Life! Chris Mejia! Deep Down In My Dick Bones! Booty Meat Bounty on Nariko Ott! On Sight!!!
Jul 03, 2025•1 hr 26 min
3 OLD AMIGOS FT. Nariko Ott and Geoff Tate
While Seth's away Shain will play... with Nariko Ott and Geoff Tate. Enjoy.
Jun 26, 2025•1 hr 8 min
Meaty Tortellini
Seth goes wild on white beans and caesar salad for his birthday and Shain can't handle his meaty tortellini. Real hot boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-41-131722806
Jun 18, 2025•1 hr 5 min
Andrew Sleighter and No Drops
Andrew Sleighter (@andrewsleighter) joins to talk comedy, comedy, and comedy. Listen to Andrew's new album Untapped Potential and check out The Cavalry podcast! Boner Clap Dueling GILF Merch in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-40-131278528
Jun 12, 2025•1 hr 20 min
Yeeks Week
Shain is back from overeating in Indiana and Seth witnesses a classic Karen meltdown at 7-11, then gets too into the UFO community. Loaf or Tiss?
Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 18 min
Double Whammy in a Bad Way
Seth refuses to take his shirt off under any circumstances. Shain gets double whammied in a bad way. New boner clap in the patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen
May 29, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Dark Boner Pod
Shain is just a single father with two dogs trying to make it work who falls in love with the local weather woman until his wife calls. Seth goes on some spiritual/physical journeys to mysterious places and around the neighborhood. The mayors submit a patent for an app that lets you look up hot people from commercials. Shout out to the Patreon! patreon.com/thewashedmen
May 21, 2025•1 hr 13 min
St. John's Parade & The Accountant 2
The mayors have an eventful day at the St. John's parade. Seth loves The Accountant 2. New drops! Patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen
May 15, 2025•1 hr 7 min
Sensitive Shain Pops The Trunk
GREAT EP! Shain gets a much needed dub after Seth ignored his cries for help. Seth can't stop twitching or setting trends. Shain gets too deep into country music. A drunk man joins the party. Yelawolf forever. Hellboy$z forever. Burgers forever. SPICY BONER CLAP ON THE PATREON (AND VIDEO!): https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
May 08, 2025•1 hr 9 min
Car 69
Seth gets his pinewood derby car dreams crushed by a Clapper. Tom Hardy's new movie is so bad it breaks Shain's brain. VIDEO ERA?!?
Apr 30, 2025•1 hr 4 min
Small & Soft
Lifes a bag, grab it. The Mayors are tired and talk about sleep a lot. Very washed. Shelly buys a gun.
Apr 23, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Audience Misdemeanors
Shain has a sober-wild week in DC and Seth shows out in front of NBA scouts. Both get complimented/insulted by audience members after shows.
Apr 16, 2025•49 min
CLASSIC ASS: The Mayors Crash The Party
Seth has a cold and Shain has a baby so enjoy this classic from way back in 2021 (our prime), when Seth crashed a cool kids house party and embarassed Shain, then the mayors had an eventful road gig that was too far away to be worth it. Wagon Wheel Forever.
Apr 10, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Proud POC Coyote
Shain sees an airport fight and meets a celebrity peer in Albuquerque, Seth has Chet Hanks related theory.
Apr 02, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Footlong Buns
Shain gets busted DMing Seth sexy farmer content. Boner Clap in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Come to Jokes & Thangs March 29th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032437779
Mar 27, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Good In Goodbye
Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs 3/29/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032437779 Boner Clap in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Shain blows up the Space Needle.
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 1 min
Inter-Moler Marriage
SETH AND SHAINS JOKES & THANGS MARCH 29TH: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032808889 Seth walks eight miles, drinks too much, eats two frozen burritos, does two shows, and abandons Shain mid-pod. The vagina mobile pulls up. Then it gets weird.
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Dog With A Hog
Chet Hanks is the best thing about a show. Seth finally gets an expert to count his moles and has a big thick bone to pick with Shain. Shain becomes an outcast at a group dinner. Boner Clap and discount to the March Jokes & Thangs in patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
Mar 06, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Tingly Creams Wherever You Want
It's not a bandage it's a medicated heat pad! Shain injures himself at a Deftones concert. Seth gets the Waterworld treatment in Hood River. Hot boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
Feb 27, 2025•1 hr 12 min
Creampod
Do you dry your feet before you get out of the shower? Night pod! Shain has a stern message for the youth, Seth watches The Gorge and learns something important.
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 8 min
Chickens Come Home To Nut
Shain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences and a classic weekend of local comedy filled with drunk rowdy whites of all ages, making out, and one big bomb for the road. We're back baby!
Feb 12, 2025•59 min
Enemy of the pod Jake Silberman
Enemy of the pod Jake Silberman (@thecomedianjake) joins to talk about his lavish NYC living situation and how all his friends are making it in comedy. DON'T MISS JOKES & THANGS 2/22! 50% OFF FOR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS WE LOVE YOU: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1222999577659
Feb 05, 2025•1 hr 11 min
Enemy of the pod Nariko Ott returns and gets BANNED
Shain is off celebrating his birthday so pod villain Nariko Ott (What's More Metal Podcast, @nariko_ott) joins Seth to talk about roasting Seth on the last Jokes & Thangs and other very positive things.
Jan 29, 2025•1 hr 4 min
Its Shain's Birthday!
The Mayors go on TV, Seth makes an instagram mistake again, and it's Shain's birthday! Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Come to Jokes & Thangs 1/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Boomers Boom In The Boom Boom
Shain performs for a Boomers only singles meetup group in Colorado and Seth has nothing. Don't miss Jokes & Thangs 1/25/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599 Patreon members get half of Thangs tix! https://patreon.com/thewashedmen
Jan 15, 2025•1 hr 4 min
HPV ONLY
LATE NIGHT POD IS DIFFERENT. Seth gets the worst possible intel on Hot Seth and is devastated by Nosferatu. Shain takes his time to get around to lasagna. Don't miss Shain's Birthday Edition of Jokes & Thangs January 25th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599
Jan 07, 2025•1 hr 1 min
Nutsferatu
HOT EP! Surprise guest DUANE joins the pod, the sex bot saga from Jokes & Thangs continues, and new years resolutions are set.
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 13 min
Doob In My Tube
Hairless bears, Gresham comedy, and sweet sweet doob tubin. Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs DECEMBER 28 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr
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