Episode 088: The Silly Goose Hour
This is the Silly Goose Hour where I say ridiculous things and expect that no one will ever consider that I was trying to be serious at any given time...
Jul 11, 2021•1 hr 2 min
The Violent Professional
The Violent Professional is a deep dive into the ridiculous mind of host Whiskey Mike and his guests. You never know what you're going to get when you enter the den of the Death Cheetah!
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Episode 087: Bohemian Grove
The evil God Moloch commands you to listen to this episode!
Jul 03, 2021•1 hr 40 min
Episode 086: Podcast Master Class
When I offered my Podcast Master Class for 3 easy payments of $9.95 they told me I was crazy!
Jun 27, 2021•56 min
Episode 085: The Human Zoo
Bring the whole family down to the Human Zoo! Part good times, part insanity, mixed with a little bit of madness! We hope you enjoy your stay because once you're here... you'll never escape!
Jun 21, 2021•58 min
Episode 084: Anti-Everything
When there is absolutely nothing left to cancel, you need to cancel absolutely EVERYTHING!!!
Jun 14, 2021•57 min
Episode 083: Daddy Made You Some Content
You heard it heard first! UFOs are the next false flag designed to initiate a global war against the tyrannical Chinee government! And if we are going to die from anything, it might as well be a fake alien invasion!!!
Jun 06, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Episode 082: Animal Royale 1
16 deadly animals face off to discover who reigns supreme!
May 29, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Episode 081: Two Flappy Flaps
Have you ever felt an old person's neck flaps in a dark closet? Yeah me neither! I was just asking for a friend...
May 12, 2021•56 min
Episode 080: Arkansas
I took a trip across America to find the promised land. Listen to the tale of my harrowing journey across this great country!
May 08, 2021•58 min
Episode 079: Leaning Tower of Meatza
This episode is a 100% Grade-A choice cut of beef! Consume this episode and gain the power of the barnyard! You'll be glad you did!
Mar 15, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Episode 078: It smells like Grandpa's Cock in here!
What's that smell you may ask? It's just 3 cheetahs inter-twined looking back at you.
Mar 01, 2021•2 hr 7 min
Episode 077: Raccoon Style
Raccoon style isn't just a metaphor, sexual position, or way of life... It's now a podcast episode!
Feb 16, 2021•1 hr 36 min
Episode 076: The Plot Thickens
Blessed be our beloved Mole People! While the Seven may have ended up as simple breeding bodies on the red planet, their tale lives on! Because the Seven are stronger than you know! On this episode, I talk about my trip to Arkansas, the next chapter of the OLP saga, and what the 1st Amendment doesn't protect.
Jan 25, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Episode 075: Throw the Alien Baby out with the Space Water
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Jan 16, 2021•1 hr 55 min
Episode 074: Necksecution
We are living in a time of prohibition on multiple levels, where even free speech has become a metaphorical speakeasy. Time to accept your Necksecution by a hangman's noose made with 100% death cheetah brain ropes!
Jan 11, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Episode 073: My Dad the Alien
Whatever happened to predictability? I got this alien dad who put me all on TV! Tune in to listen to this jaw-dropping episode to learn the truth about our origins that the government won't tell you!
Dec 21, 2020•1 hr 58 min
Episode 072: VFH1 - Thanksgiving
Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for ...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 18 min
Episode 071: Hungry like the Alien
I watched every last Alien movie and found out they predicted 2020 to a T. Listen to what I learned about this crazy time! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off...
Nov 14, 2020•59 min
Episode 070: Bamboozles for the Foodzles
International treats & domestic Tweets! On this episode, we cover everything from deadly cave exploration, to the greatest threat the nation faces, to the very personal threat of vomiting the random snacks we eat during the episode. Enjoy this rotten egg of a show! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.co...
Oct 31, 2020•1 hr 17 min
Episode 069: You Want Side-hair?!
Two things you need to learn about me: 1) my hairstyle choice is based on the fact I abhor getting haircuts. 2) I wear hats only because of my hatred for barbers. Now that you know that listen to my tale about how I got to this point in my life. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support...
Oct 26, 2020•1 hr
Episode 068: BMR5 - Tusk
We really enjoyed this film! Even though it was suggested as a BAD Movie to review, we found very little wrong with this film. Listen in and then go watch this 4 Death Cheetah ranked flick starring Justin Long! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/vi...
Oct 19, 2020•1 hr 10 min
Episode 067: BMR4 - Rubber
We're back with our Bad Movie Reviews for 2020! Kicking it off strong we watched the movie Rubber. Rubber is a movie where a car tire comes to life with the power to make people explode and goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert. And this movie is exactly as it sounds... Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on T...
Oct 05, 2020•59 min
Episode 066: Microwave Grilled Cheese
On this episode, I teach you all how the future is paved in soggy microwaved treats. Come listen to this tasty episode that is so good it will make you puke from food poisoning. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our spo...
Sep 28, 2020•55 min
Episode 065: Dumb Chicken Sandwiches
One dude, one podcast... That's what we are dealing with here. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 2...
Sep 21, 2020•52 min
Episode 064: Win Stupid Prizes
Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for ...
Sep 14, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Episode 063: Swipe Left on Your Life
Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for ...
Sep 05, 2020•1 hr 18 min
Episode 062: The Most Excellent Podcast Adventure
Is every Keanu Reeves movie secretly a part of the Matrix? Special guest Peter and I do a deep dive into this theory. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Ener...
Aug 24, 2020•1 hr 10 min
Episode 061: Wook in the Woods
Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Kydex: www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off
Aug 17, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Episode 060: The Non-Corporeal Tea-bagging Paradox
You ever get teabagged by a CIA informant while a Non-Corporeal Energy Being watches from a nearby closet? No? Well buckle up kids, you about to find out what that's like! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors ...
Aug 10, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Episode 059: Social Media Killed the Podcast Star
Cancel culture must die! Witness me wield my verbal sword against the weak-minded horde of cotton-headed ninny mugginses! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% of...
Aug 03, 2020•1 hr 10 min
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