These are real conversations I have in my DMs of social media with friends and interesting people. This is a brand new series from the Violent Professional Podcast! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors www.kor...
Jul 29, 2020•10 min
They call me Farmer Mike. Listen to the tale of my horticultural adventures in the land of Chaos. Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off www.violentprofessional.com/sponsors click Oleo use code: viopro10 at checkout for 10% off. www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional
Jul 27, 2020•1 hr 2 min
Venture with us into the barren wasteland known as Siberia, to find out about a nomadic tribe of tatted up, horse lords that fought harder than your dad does, loves wilder than your mom does, and partied way harder than you could ever even imagine! I of course am talking about those savage brawlers known as the Scythians! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www....
Jul 19, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional
Jul 12, 2020•58 min
We take another trip into the darkest corners of the internet to discuss what evil shit we found in the internet back alleys. Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional
Jun 29, 2020•1 hr 2 min
Follow us deep into the dark side of the internet to learn about a weird religious, political, and maybe artistic, rabbit hole. The truth is out there, but as of yet, no one knows what this rabbit hole exactly is... yet! Strap on your tinfoil hat kids! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this pod...
Jun 21, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Let's get a mental workout in this episode and discuss how not only I am going crazy, but also how the world is losing its mind! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional
Jun 15, 2020•1 hr
Episode 052: Fight for your right to Podcast by Violent Professional Podcast Network
May 31, 2020•56 min
We hit the road in search of adventure. This wasn't the road trip we wanted but it was the road trip we needed! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podcast at: www.patreon.com/violentprofessional
May 25, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Here's a fun fact kiddos: dogs are just as afraid of surprise penises as you are! Don't ask me how I know that. Just listen to the episode to find out. Because of this new discovery, I am starting the hashtag DOGTOO because it's never cool to see a surprise penis... And that's all I'll say about this episode! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceen...
May 19, 2020•57 min
Whelp we tried to record, stream, socially distance, and combine 3 separate tracks of audio. Guess what: the audio quality sucks ass, but so does this quarantine! Try to not squirm around at how horrible it sounds and just enjoy yah nerds! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podcast at: www....
May 18, 2020•56 min
Let me spray you with my glorious brain ropes... Confused? Me too! But that's what you get when I've been cooped up in the house for far too long! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podcast at: www.patreon.com/violentprofessional
Apr 06, 2020•1 hr 1 min
The Gambler, the Gentleman, the Pappy, the Gunslinger, and the Half-breed, all rode the trail hard as fuck to find their fortune out west! A new epic Violent Professional saga set in the old west along the Oregon Trail. Tune in to learn about one of the hardest gangs to ever ride the fucking trail!
Mar 30, 2020•1 hr 37 min
If you ever wanted to hollow out a skull and drink from it, then you're in luck because it is completely legal to own human remains! Oh happy day! On this episode we dive deep into the legal bone trade that is booming on social media!
Mar 23, 2020•56 min
It's never OK to rape anyone, unless you are wearing a movie quality manatee mask and you are the one getting raped by a real manatee. That's why we are going to start the Manatee Too movement! It's time we spoke up about those bastard manatees and all of their manatee privilege! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podc...
Mar 14, 2020•59 min
Thievery afoot in the latest episode. Listen to me unveil the truth behind the dastardly evil doer known as Snidely Disklash. Spoiler alert: He's a dick who steals creativity like some dumb jerk head! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.
Mar 08, 2020•42 min
Chicken wings, cool shit my dog does, and weird people on the internet. That's what I'm getting into on this episode. Good to get back on the mic to talk about the most random thoughts that enter my cranium. True example of how my thoughts move about on a daily basis. Support this podcast at: patreon.com/violentprofessional Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use c...
Mar 02, 2020•41 min
Wombats are the assholes of the Outback. Find out why on this trip on the animal train! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podcast at: www.patreon.com/violentprofessional
Feb 24, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Venture with us back to magical land known as Florida! This time we discuss the rise and fall of two separate Florida Men and some other topics. Topics such as the mystical Pee Boner! Weirdness afoot on the 2nd episode of 2020! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.
Feb 16, 2020•52 min
Fresh off the New Year break, we go over what the dudes have been up to over the past few weeks. We also get into the recent Seattle shooting and how to properly eat a mayonnaise sandwich when snowboarding. This episode will be more viral than the Corona Virus because life is a fucking beach!
Jan 27, 2020•1 hr 18 min
You heard it here first... We solved the homeless crisis! It is pretty simple actually. Step 1: create an app for people down on their luck. Step 2: provide all the homeless with cell phones and free data plans. Step 3: With a simple swipe right, all that hepatitis-c you've been craving can be yours! And just like that... world peace has become a reality. Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro f...
Dec 29, 2019•1 hr 21 min
The epic conclusion to the Order of the Lights Protector trilogy is here! Find out what happens on Mars as the remaining prophets from the OG Seven, make it to the red planet. What they find there will change everything they knew about themselves and test their faith in the Mole People! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: ev...
Dec 22, 2019•1 hr 25 min
If you were ever interested in taking a Men's Studies 101 class, you're in for a treat! This class is instructed by Machine Gun Todd and the boys from Florida! Time to enrich your lives with all the man knowledge you never knew you wanted! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.
Dec 16, 2019•50 min
Ever wonder what to do with all the extra taco meat you may have acquired over the past few years? Well look no further, we have a solution! Tune in and learn why Taco Laundering always results in 10% positive burrito dividend returns every month! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.
Dec 08, 2019•59 min
If an anonymous, wealthy, New World Order believing, cult leader had the opportunity to recreate the Ten Commandments, and place them randomly in a field in the state of Georgia, this would be the episode for them! Join us as we discuss this random as fuck Stonehenge looking manifesto, any fucking weirdo can appreciate! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www....
Nov 25, 2019•1 hr 9 min
You thought they died, but the 7 truly live! Well some of them do at least. Some of them met their horrific end! Find out who... Right. Fucking. Now! Blessed be the Mole People! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.
Nov 09, 2019•1 hr 35 min
In this episode we revisit three new Florida Men, and their crazy hi-jinks! Boy, are you in for a treat... as long as you can sit through all the background noise of people cooking food in a microwave and obnoxiously eating chips! If you can do that, well then you will thoroughly laugh your ass off! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com...
Nov 03, 2019•1 hr 18 min
Finally done with the movie reviews. We finished strong with one of the worst movies I have watched in a long time. Anyway, back to normal episodes after this! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.
Oct 27, 2019•1 hr 4 min
On this episode we review the shit-tastic flick from 2010 called YELLOWBRICKROAD. The words being smashed together has no real significance, much like most of the movie. Anyway, it was a fun movie to watch, but we will review it for you so you never have to entertain the idea of watching it for yourself! You're welcome! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www....
Oct 18, 2019•1 hr 8 min
On this episode we dive deep into the violent psychological thriller flick from 2018 known as Mandy! We also get into how a 3rd of you listening are all parasite ridden dirt-bags! Now go wash your hands and hit play on this disgusting episode of 80's baby juice! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.
Oct 08, 2019•1 hr 8 min
