It's October, and the reason for the season is to strap on the old skin suit and fuck your own prosthetic titties from the Halloween costume you put together! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.
Want to know what the number 1 threat to the world is? Dirty hoes flopping their butt holes near sand bars! They must be stopped within 12 years or we are all doomed!!!! This episode is a cornucopia of non-sense in which we talk about anything and everything with no real purpose, which is exactly how you guys and gals like it!
It's time to get the boys from the OLP back together again, and discuss what makes their home state so magical! I'm of course talking about the man known generically as Florida-man! He may not be a super hero, but god dammit he sure is super!
Do you know what Fustilugs are? Well neither does my spell checker, as I stare at this word with the red squiggle line under it... That's because this word hasn't been used since 1780! If I have caught your attention then sit down and listen to this completely ridiculous game show we created about Olde Timey words that no one uses anymore!
Well this one took a little turn for the worst. If you decide to listen to this episode because of your love for medieval engineering, you will be sadly mistaken. The Egg Trebuchet is not what you think and you may vomit when you find out... Enjoy???
Imagine you're a fish trying to make your way up stream to spawn, but you instead get sucked into a fleshy tube meant to accelerate your own natural speed potential, then launched hundreds of feet into the air. Then you think, "I'm dying.. this must be what death feels like?" you scream in delight knowing that you are now free as you see life sustaining water approach, only to meet your demise by slamming face first into a boat's propeller. That's what it's like to listen to this episode! Enjoy!...
You thought they died but they truly live because anything is possible through the power of the Mole People! 4 of the 7 return to discuss the space time continuum and how it applies to the eventual encampment of Mars for the OLP. You wanted more? We will give you more! Listen as we discuss stranger things to come!!
If Humpty Dumpty wasn't quite sure of his identity as an egg, and had to choose between eating a TV dinner, or a murderous cleansing of the entire human race, he would most likely eat the Doomsday Shepherd's Pie while planning the ethical destruction of all man kind. Make sense? No? OK... You will be enlightened over the next hour!
Riding on the Animal Train, on a one way ticket to Sasquatch Town myself and Merican Mark took an early stop off at a Vicious Cock Fight and found a legion of battle Meerkats assembling for a battle royale! Place your bets on who wins in this episode! Spoiler alert: we ALL win!
My personal top 10 picks from the first 19 episodes that I felt characterized the future of the podcast the best. They aren't necessarily in any order but I put them where I felt they fit best. Hope you like this episode, please give us a good rating if you enjoyed the podcast so far! Your ratings and comments help us grow! Thank you!
Skydiving, hallucinogenic trips, weird south African hip hop artists, we got it all! You thought we were going to get back on that serious shit, but fuck no! We are continuing this silly trend of talking about whatever the fuck! Your sides will fucking split when you listen to this. Unlock your mind and get psychedelic with us!
It's torture... Mother fuckin' torture! On this episode we talk about few torture devices from the distant and pretty recent past. Like the episode or I'll give you the Rat's Torture! Find out what that means by listening! But seriously your comments and likes help us grow! Thank you for the support!
On this episode myself and Mark Manning grill one of our friends David over why he doesn't know what to do with his hands... Enjoy this really awkward episode!
What can I say about this episode? It's a fucking mess... Got 2 hours to kill? Hit that play button!
If you woke up today and thought "Hey... I'd really love if there was a podcast out there, where they discuss WW2 Vets vs. GWOT Vets, why we need to bring Myspace back, and the rising epidemic of homeless people using public library WIFI to research new recipes for toilet wine..." then look no further! We answer all your questions and more on this episode!
We are not scientists, this much is true, but in this episode we attempt to create life on other planets though the words that come out of our mouth holes. Astrophysicists or not, we now know which exoplanets have fuckable life on them, and after listening you will too! You want to hear about the dick footed fish people? We got you. Want to fly through 40mph solar winds with the bird people? Look no further! Sit back, relax, and listen to us get fucking weird!!
Ever want to start a cult? Don't have the plan in place to systematically create one, build it up into a formidable money making machine, and then finally kill off opposing cults as well as your own followers so you can ultimately make it to Mars by the Command of the inner earth Mole People??? Well look no further! We got you fam! Blessed be the almighty Mole People!!! If you liked this episode let us know in a comment or a rating! Thank you for listening!!!
Two dudes, one disagreement... That's how this episode came to be unfortunately. If you ever wanted to find out what would happen if the prosecution, the defendant, the judge, and the jury all got blitzed before a court hearing, then this is the episode for you! The details will be laid, the facts will be presented, and one thing is sure: we will all be dumber for listening.
On this episode I talk to Mark Manning AKA Merican Mark from the Ares Climb Team. We talk about their recent Veteran Uplift camping trip in Washington, Bigfoot, and why you should not attack wild cougars with bicycles. We recorded this episode on location in Marks camper trailer so please excuse the poor audio quality! I hope you enjoy the funniest episode I have recorded so far... at least as far as I'm concerned!
On this episode the Ares Gun Team takes over to answer all those questions you guys and girls had about their opinion of those Insta-famous "shooters". This episode features Ian owner of Rune Nation LLC. Runenation is a consulting and education company specializing in the constant growth of the multidisciplinary tactician. www.runenationllc.com
On this episode I sit dor with Mark Manning from the Ares Climb Team for a discussion on why we sometimes have to fail forward.
On this episode I sit down with Jared Reston from Reston Group Critical Solutions.
On this episode I sit down with Roach from Barrel and Hatchet Training Group. We talk about his life as an entrepreneur, and the future of Barrel and Hatchet.
On this episode I talk with Noel Brand. Former Royal Netherlands Marine and Entrepreneur.
On this episode I sit down to answer those burning questions you have!
On this episode I talk with JR. One of the founding members of Ares Clothing and current Gun Team TL. We talk about The creation of Ares Clothing, and JR's take on Leadership in the Military and Civilian Sector.
On this episode of the Violent Professional Podcast I sit down with Ted. US Army Veteran and Ares Gun Team member. We talk about him transitioning from a UK Infantryman into the United States Army, the Tactical Industry, and the recent release of the Niger Ambush video.
On this episode I talk with a Retired Little Bird pilot and former Army Ranger. We talk about combat aboard the AH-6, what the culture is like between soldier and career aviator.
On this episode of The Violent Professional Podcast I sit down with Mark Manning from the Ares Climb Team. We talk about his adventure photography, how the climb team started, and what altitude sickness really feels like.
