Midheaven (n): The point of the ecliptic on the meridian. The middle part of the sky. The midst of heaven. AKA: MC, Medium Coeli 🤷🏻♀️🤷♀️WTF - right? So turns out, this MC stuff is actually pretty eye opening when it comes to helping you figure out what the hell it is you want to do when you grow up (also don’t - it’s definitely a trap). This week we’re helping you find yours, explaining what it means, and how to use this knowledge to improve that *hustle* you’re always talkin’ about. Don't ...
Jul 05, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Oh hey Woo Woo Crew! This week we’re taking a little trip to a place we like to call the ✨magical woo woo land of the unknown✨ Yes - that’s right, we’re pivoting off course from the usual astrology shit to bring you something new, something fresh, but don’t worry - it’s still something weird… auras 🌈 Everything around us has energy, literally we’re MADE UP of energy. So obviously - it would make sense - that some of us who are sensitive, can actually SEE that energy 😲 Let’s play a guessing gam...
Jun 28, 2022•45 min•Season 1Ep. 47
What’s in store for our dear Woo Woo Crew this Summer? A LOT 😲 Like, a lot a lot. Some of you are apparently getting married 💍…some are making babies 🍼…and some of you are buying a new houseplant 🪴 (you know who you are). So much happening in the cosmos this Summer - like Mars, Jupiter, and OMG Pluto??? Yeah, it’s gonna be big. And we’re covering it all because if nothing else, it’s nice to just give some unsolicited advice once in awhile 😘 Y’all are always asking us for predictive episodes...
Jun 21, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 46
🤔WTF are all the lines in your birth chart? Well our dear Woo Woo Crew - Aspects are the ANGLES that are created by those lines connecting from planet point to planet point on your chart. And honestly y’all - when we figured this out, it was mind blowing 🤯 In this week’s episode, we discuss the 5️⃣ major aspects in your chart: 👉🏼 Conjunctions 👉🏼 Sextiles 👉🏼 Squares 👉🏼 Trines 👉🏼 Oppositions Some of these aspects create challenges, or tension – while others create harmony, or are more ...
Jun 14, 2022•44 min•Season 1Ep. 45
In the words of the great RuPaul, “If you don’t love yourself, how are you gonna love somebody else!?” 😍 We spend way too much time trying to get everyone in the cosmos to love us, but we forget to acknowledge the most important person in our lives, ourselves *duh*. So if you’re looking for the best ways to love yourself based off your sign, you’ve come to the right place mon ami 💖 And let’s not forget about our special one-on-one time. Self-pleasure is an important part of living a happy and ...
Jun 07, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 44
LIKE OMG. SURPRISE 😮 There were so many damn questions that we had to split this episode into ✌🏼parts. Not only that, but SURPRISE woo woo crew, it’s getting posted EARLY. So….. here ya go 💋 Don’t forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos/ www.tiktok.com/theviciousvirgos
Jun 02, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 43
You asked, we answered ⭐ And this time we have A LOT to cover babes, so we’re doing a two-part series. From Libra and Taurus’s rom-com chemistry, to Virgo and Aries competitive bestie energy, we’re covering all your burning relationship questions. Thank you to everyone who submitted questions. Listen and see if we featured yours 💋 Don’t forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos/ www.tiktok.com/theviciousvirgos
May 31, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 42
We had a questions box 🗳️ up last week on our Instagram stories and oh my god did you give us the goods. Okay, tbh - some of y’all did NOT listen to “Surviving Mercury Retrograde” and it really shows. Regardless, we answered them anyway. Get ready for the FIRST OFFICIAL Q&A episode! We made sure to tag everyone who’s questions we answered, and if you liked this episode - let us know 👇 Don’t forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos/ www.tiktok.com/theviciousvir...
May 24, 2022•42 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Y’all have been BEGGING us to do this one, so we FINALLY did 😲 and holy shit were our minds are blown, like wtf. We’ve talked to astrologers who think it’s BS, but after knowing what we know now… let’s just say so many things make sense now. So if you think you’re born between two signs, are you the Cusp of: 💜 Power 💜 Beauty 💜 Drama 💜 Revolution 💜 Prophecy Listen to the episode, tag your friends who are cusps, and let us know what you think 👇 Don’t forget to follow us on our socials: www....
May 17, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 39
2022 is a hot bed of energy as we go through FOUR Mercury Retrogrades, and these ones are weird, they start in one sign, and end in another 🤷♀️ Back at the beginning of the Vicious Virgos, we recorded a survey on Mercury Retrograde 💫-think higher level. Just kind of skimming the history and surface while providing some very necessary tips and tricks for navigating this three-week period 😘 So before you roll your eyes 🙄 and think this is a re-release, it’s not. This is literally a BRAND NEW ...
May 10, 2022•47 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Y’all know we saved the best for last. All about water signs is the closing up our elements series and it came in like a flood 🌊 Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces - your water has no form and you rely on others to create boundaries to keep you from running away or drying up. We’re jealous of how you actually have feelings and you’re intuitive AF. We honestly don’t know where we’d be, or the type of person we’d be, without you softening our rigid b*tchiness 🥰 You’re a reason to LOVE, love. A reason to be...
May 03, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 38
If you’ve been paying attention, you know Ilana + Jack have been DYING 💀 to learn more about this & it all started way back to last April when Ilana booked Jack an appointment with an astrologer🪐 So WTF is your Descendant & why is it important? We’ll tell you the first part, but you need to listen to hear the rest 😘 Your Descendant is the exact opposite of your Ascendant or Rising sign. So if you’re a rising Sag (cough*ILANA*cough), then your Descendant is … wait for it… Gemini ♊It’s ...
Apr 26, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 37
In proper Virgo fashion, we are committing to our plan and giving you all the next episode in our elements series: Air 💨 Yes, today we’re talking air signs--the elusive, logical, communicative, overthinking doers of the zodiac. Yes that’s right, the *airheads* -- except not really, at all. These signs breeze through life, never stopping to catch their breath. Their mentality is “live and let live”. They’re smartpants that lead with their *brains* and utilize their intelligence to help them make...
Apr 19, 2022•55 min•Season 1Ep. 36
🌜Moon Signs - but make it Trivia… then add in a dash of celebrity (okay, way more than a dash - it’s essentially the meat and potatoes of this episode). Ilana + Jacquelin hit the jackpot and finally got a break because our favorite ♓ put together this list (love you Collin) and all we had to do was play along. So who did he pick? ⭐Pete Davidson ⭐Kim K ⭐Will Smith ⭐Zendaya ⭐Zoe Kravitz ⭐Billie Eilish ⭐ … and obvi more So do us a favor, grab your pen and some paper, we’re asking you to keep score...
Apr 12, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Earth signs are pleasure weeks who delight in matters of the flesh 🥰 Sex, Food, Sleep, a stiff drink, and a soft bed. These grounded babies have to feel comfortable in their surroundings and at home in their skin. They’re connected to their bodies & desires in a way that has them CONSTANTLY seeking to understand: What is my “purpose?” 🤔 All about Earth Signs kicks off the 2nd episode in our “Elemental” series - don’t forget to check out “All About Fire Signs” while you’re at it 😘
Apr 05, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 33
We’re talking change and abundance baby! ⏲️Take this time to focus on your finances, step back for some self-care, or get over any hurdles you’ve been dealing with in your love life. These transitions are inevitable and we’re here to give you just enough guidance to make sure these changes don’t hurt… too much 😉 Y’all are always asking us for predictive episodes - so tune, report back, and tell us if we got this one right 🤍
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 12 min
Episode 32 is on FI-YAH (we gagged writing that, so cheesy)🎤 Each zodiac sign is ruled by an element 💫 Whether that’s Water, Fire, Air or Earth. This week we’re breaking down what it means to be a “Fire 🔥 Sign,” as a part of our Elements Series… so maybe you’ll finally understand what Ilana & Jack mean when they say, their “rising fire is showing.” 😉
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 32
🎵..Is this love that I'm feeling Is this the love that I've been searching for…🎵 Okay, now that you’ve found it - what’s next? You know we’re obsessed with all things personality-test-related, so why would determining how we love and should be loved be any different? Do you know your love languages? Guess you’ll just have to listen to find out 😘xoxo
Mar 15, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Astrology is bullsh*t. Everything you've been hearing from us is B.S. Okay... but not really...this episode isn't what you think 👀 But we don't want to spill too much or you probz won't listen. So just go listen!
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 30
Who’s your Daddy? Oh, that’s right - Saturn is 🪐 There to tell you to get real, grow TF up, and get yourself back on track so you can actually achieve those dreams you keep journalling about (we’re so proud that you journal 🥰). This is the time to get serious and think about WHO you really are - what kind of legacy do you want to leave behind? What mark do you want to make on the world - if any? Make sure to listen to this week’s episode as Ilana & Jack tell you what you can expect during ...
Mar 01, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 29
What does 2022 have in store for your luv life? Like, a lot... This year will bring EPIC love! Soulmate love. The kind of love that will change you. But, of course, there will be plenty of breakups too ...So will you find the one, have your life shattered, or float on a romantic dream? We're diving into romantic predictions for the signs Plus, as always, some much needed advice! Cause, you know you need it.
Feb 22, 2022•1 hr 11 min
We could seriously not be more excited for this episode! We have our FIRST special guest, the fabulous Taryn Bond. Everybody's favorite TikTok Astrologer is coming in hot to spill her wisdom on compatibility. 💜What it is 💜What to look for 💜How to read it 💜And because we had to… what Jack + Ilana’s compatibility looks like. You seriously won’t want to miss this cute little Pisces (duh, you know we had to have a 🐟on if we were talking compatibility) drop her infinite knowledge. Give her a fol...
Feb 15, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Let's talk about sex baby 🍆 We're getting down & dirty, giving you what you allll want: it's time to learn the sexual secrets of the signs. What are they like in bed? What gets their engines running? Let's take a trip to pound town. We're here to help you shag life to the fullest.
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 13 min
OMG - we’re having a quarter life crisis 🎤 JK - but also, pretty fucking cool that we’ve completed half a year already. So what better way to celebrate than with a “mini” roast. Ehhh - but is it actually just some much needed calling out + advice from your favorite know-it-alls. Tips for listening this week: Get ready to take notes Maybe find something to hold while you cry Be prepared to feel seen AF 👀 But seriously, we love you and we’re hopeful you get some good nuggets out of this - if not...
Feb 01, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Ahh… yes, another educational post brought to you by your favorite Virgos 😘 Mercury, that opportunistic, unemotional little bitch. You’re basically going to look at someone’s Mercury to figure out HOW people get their point across, how they study & how they process information. 💫 By Sign→ their “style” of communication 💫By House → areas in life “intellectualized” Want to know more? Guess you’ll just have to listen. Xoxo, Stay Vicious
Jan 25, 2022•59 min•Season 1Ep. 24
If it thinks like a Virgo, and it analyzes like a Virgo, It’s probably a Virgo. 😂 Is there really anything better than scouring the internet for personality tests? We’ve got the Meyers-Briggs, the Human Design, and Enneagrams (but let’s be honest - astrology has always been where it’s at!). This episode is short and sweet as we help you break down your Enneagram types + help you learn a little bit more about the people around you as well.
Jan 18, 2022•51 min•Season 1Ep. 23
TBH - this should’ve been our first episode, oops. 🤦♀️ This episode we’re updating you on a few things: 1️⃣Why we had to re-release “What’s Your Sign?” last week 2️⃣What’s been going on with ilana’s health Once that housekeeping shit is done and everyone hears all the personal stuff that none of you care about – we dive into how to read your birth chart. You know, that confusing circle with all the lines and symbols? Yeah, that one. And, Jack may or may not have had too much bourbon and went o...
Jan 11, 2022•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 22
It's the very first episode of The Vicious Virgos! Ilana and Jacquelin talk all things Sun Signs - their strengths, their weaknesses, and what advice they would give to each one. Then they get to some of your burning questions sent in to The Just Girl Project. Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Jan 04, 2022•57 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Last page of the journal. Closing the book on 2021📖 We don’t know about you - but DAMN what a year. Full of heartbreak😍, new careers, travel, where else do you want us to go with this? Seriously though, what a f*cking year. Oof. What better way to close out 2021 than with the Vicious Virgo’s New Year's Resolutions AND Predictions for 2022? Yeah, that’s right - we said PREDICTIONS. Tune in to hear what we think next year has in store for you and what you should be planning for the year ahead. X...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 20
So you wanted to get your MBA and be some hotshot advertising agent… but the reality is, you’re so much better suited to be a fabulous musician. Yeah, that’s right - you can pretty much pinpoint which career path is the best one for you to pick based on your Zodiac sign. We’re not saying give up on your dreams. If you want that MBA, go for it. But if you’re only working at your job for the money, is that really going to be what makes you happy in the long run? Listen to this week’s episode as Il...
Dec 14, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 19
