Astrology in the house! Your houses are determined by where the ENTIRE sky was at the moment you were born. Think of it as a snapshot of the stars ⭐This includes above and below the horizon. Each house symbolizes a different area of your life. Your first house is all about self-image and the impression you make on others. But we’re not spoiling the rest of them, you’ll just have to listen and hear for yourself 😉 Tip: It’s important to remember that the zodiac wheel and the wheel of houses ARE N...
Dec 07, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Come play along with us! Spin the bottle, 7 minutes in heaven, Suck and blow… and then there’s Astro Truth or TRIVIA 😱No, you didn’t read that wrong. We swapped out the “dare” because.. you know, Virgo - and decided to see just HOW MUCH we actually know about the signs. Ilana + Jacquelin created an exhaustive list of revealing questions where they either have to expose a dark truth, or risk an astrology trivia question. Grab your notebooks little star seeds (iykyk) ⭐- this one is full of surpri...
Nov 30, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Your favorite duo is back at it again this time we get sassy with our least favorite zodiac matches 😘 NOW, before you jump down our throats and say, “BUT MY PARTNER AND I…” We don’t want to hear it. AND if we get one more DM that says, “There’s more to compatibility than just sun signs…” YES, WE KNOW. Listen to our other podcast episodes, we literally say that All. The. Time. So without further ado, get ready for some serious surprises, as always irreverent jokes, and don’t forget to rate, revi...
Nov 23, 2021•39 min•Season 1Ep. 16
100% you thought this episode was all about compatibility. If you thought that-well… you’re not wrong, but you’re also not right. You keep asking for “sun signs this” and “sun signs that”-so we freaking delivered and honestly, we had so much fun with this episode. You know we’re team Virgo + Pisces. But do you know WHY?! Listen in to this weeks episode as we break down what each partner brings to the relationship and we rate their compatibility on a scale of 1-10.
Nov 16, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 15
The final installment in our series of 3 - and you better believe that we saved the best for last, baby! We’ve spent the last 3 weeks in our Horror-scopes series talking about your dark side. This time, we’re twisting the knife - pouring salt in the wound - and probably squeezing a lemon in there as well. I mean, kick you while you’re down, right? Chiron - the “wounded healer,” representing our deepest, most tender inner wounds that are the hardest for us to heal. Depending on it’s placement in ...
Nov 11, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 14
The second in our series of 3. This one is going to have you gasping and saying “WTF” outloud - so maybe don’t listen at work. Black Moon Lilith (aka: dark moon), is a specific point along the moon’s orbit when it’s farthest from Earth. So no, it’s not a planet, comet, asteroid, etc. Lilith is a boss b*tch! *🎤drop* Or at least, your “inner b*tch” - she’s connected to your inner shadow but also in areas where you put your foot down, set boundaries and express anger. She also related to your inne...
Nov 02, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Welcome to Horror Scopes, b*tches. The first in our series of 3. Exploring the scary sh*t you can’t find by reading your horoscope in Cosmo. This week’s episode has Ilana + Jacquelin exploring The Black Zodiac. That’s right - we all have a side we like to hide. That inner demon that is constantly clawing at the surface, fighting to come out. It’s the darker equivalent to the Western Astrological Zodiac. Representing evil tendencies in humans based on when they were born. Why is this important? W...
Oct 26, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Ilana has always been Jacquelin’s go to for sending a voice-text about some weird ass dream she had the night before. So of course the natural step after starting a podcast was to share this insight with everyone. Fun Fact: Did you know that in ancient societies (think Greece & Egypt), dreaming was considered a form of supernatural communication, or some kind of divine intervention!? Whose messages could be interpreted by people with spiritual powers! Ilana + Jacquelin don’t seem to have sup...
Oct 19, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Ilana + Jacquelin are back at it again and this time with an episode that's sure to ignite some fires. That's right, we're talking about the sexiest planet in our solar system, Mars. It's the planet of our desires, actions, energy, passion, war, aggression... sex. Sounds pretty titillating, doesn't it? Where this planet is placed in our chart says a lot about how we work for what we want, how we show passion - and duh, how we like to get it on. So sit back, relax, maybe turn the lights down and ...
Oct 12, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 10
MGK + Megan Fox, Beyonce + Jay-Z, J.Lo + Ben Affleck. The list goes on and on… as this week Ilana + Jacquelin play a little game of “Celebrity Couples, Guess Their Sign!” Well, it was supposed to be a game, but Ilana knows them all. We break down some of the newest Celebrity matches, some rekindled flames, and some tried and trues to figure out whether or not they’re compatible and what the stars have in order for them. Make sure to tune in and play along! Send us your score and we might just do...
Oct 05, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Welp, Mercury’s troll face has arrived. Yes, it’s that time again. Welcome to the retrograde, b*tches. But like, why should you care? Well, it’s affects you…yes, ALL OF YOU… 3-4 times a year, for 3 weeks at a time. When the planet Mercury enters retrograde, meaning it appears to be moving in reverse, that marks the beginning of chaos here on Earth. And Mercury rules communication, so sh*t most certainly hits the fan. Misunderstandings, disagreements, raised emotions, instability…the list goes on...
Sep 28, 2021•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 8
This week we're dishing out about the most underrated planet ever. Yes, we're talking about Venus-the planet of love, money, and beauty. Venus represents your values, including your relationship with finances and material possessions. This planet is all about pleasure, so Venus just sits back and relaxes while it gets exactly what it wants. Wanna find out what your Venus means? Listen now 💜
Sep 21, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 7
We're talking friends! No, not the show, that's another podcast. Ilana + Jacquelin know you want them, you've got them, and they're back to help you figure out and understand your relationship with them. Tune is as we break down how each sign shows up for their besties and how you can be the BFF you were born to be. Oh, and we all know you want the dirt on that Frenemy you keep insta stalking.
Sep 14, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Have you ever wanted to know what it would be like to date a specific zodiac sign? Well we've dated them all, so let's get into it. Use this episode as your reference, as we dish out exactly what you’ll love, what will make you cringe, and what to look out for when it comes to each and every sign.
Sep 07, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Omg we're back again ⭐️ Let's talk rising signs this time because without your rising sign, like...who are you? Ilana + Jacquelin tackle all the rising signs (aka the Ascendant), your social personality and how you represent your physical body and outward style. So yeah, it's pretty important... Find out which celebs share your sign, get some much-needed advice, and enjoy the ride, as always. Xoxo
Aug 31, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Hey Vicious B*tches - it's Virgo Season! Break out your yearbooks, it's time for "The Signs Most Likely To..." edition. From the one most likely to win a Grammy, to the one most likely to nurse your broken heart - they're doling out judgement on a cosmic level.
Aug 24, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Moon Signs are all the hype right now and you're probably like - oh great another sign I have to analyze? Well, yeah... Get all mushy gushy with Ilana and Jacquelin as they dive deep into moon signs-how we deal with emotions, reactions, and energy, especially when it comes to relationships. To be honest probably the most important thing in your chart. All the feels this episode. So cuddle up and grab your tissues. Don't forget to throw them away. We're not here to clean up your mess. Cause ew, g...
Aug 17, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 2
It's the very first episode of The Vicious Virgos! Ilana and Jacquelin talk all things Sun Signs - their strengths, their weaknesses, and what advice they would give to each one. Then they get to some of your burning questions sent in to The Just Girl Project. Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Aug 09, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 1
